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waht is titty fucking?
haha what exactly do you do? (link)
thrusting the penis between 2 huge boobs.


I sad, listless and very irritable a lot of the time. How can I become happier and calmer? (link)
exercise every day and go and see a psychiatrist.

it means your brain is craving the hormone Seratonin, which makes you feel happy.


how long has this been going on?


hey everyone!
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so please help me.
ok so my thighs are kinda..big. like there not fat but there not skinny there pretty chubby though. and i dont like it. what can i do to make my thighs skinnier?? and around my knee i think its fat cause its kinda chunky there. but anyone who can help please..
and thanx in advance!!

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hilary (link)
be thankful that you don't have my thighs. they are the grossest, fattest thighs you will ever see. i can't wear shorts because they ride up. whenever i wear pants holes get rubbed on the inner thighs because my thighs explode into eachother and there's not enough room for both of them.


i assume you're like 100 pounds and 5'5" annd you think you're fat but you're super skinny.

you're a woman- your thighs should not be "skinny". that's just gross and unnatural. you're probably noticing the difference between the way your body is now and how it was before you hit puberty.
but if you really want to know if your thighs are fat- you can send me a pic of them. i'll be honest.


idbegoodforyou@aim.com

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OMG 5'4" and 140 that's average or thin. you're a woman and you are SUPPOSED to have curves. you're at the perfect weight for your height.


what can i do, because one of my cats keeps on pooping anywhere she can and also peeing in places, she is an old cat but she never used to do it, she has turned lazy, and cannot be bothered to go outside, my mum has given me two choices, either get the cat put down, or take her to the vet, but the vets these days are exspensive, would you have any ideas on what i could possibly do, but today she threw up on the sofa, and it was her cat biscuits, but i just dont know what to do (link)
take her to the vet!


omg i'm laughing soooooo hard right now. lmao


the same thing happened to one of my old kitties before he died :( but he was like 20 yrs old.

this is probably just a sign that she's getting old and slowing down and forgetting to do normal things.

good luck and i hope ur cat is ok


I really liked this 1 guy that used to ride my bus and he lives by me. But now he dont ride the bus anymore and i dont see him even though he lives by me!!! What can i do because im afraid that i wont want to go out with any other guy because i have the biggest crush on him!!!!! Hes in the same grade as me and hes the cutest guy that i have ever seen!!!!! What can i do??? (link)
step-by-step instructions:

1. talk to him and become his friend (not being liek omfg you're so hot and stuff)
2. if he's happy to see you and stuff and you still like him after talking to him and getting to know him, mention a movie that seems good. then be like "so i was just thinking maybe we could see it together sometime?"
3. he'll probably say yes, so go to it and if the time seems right kiss him... when you're going to ur seats hold his hand...... yeahh.


I’ve been in every group at my school during all grade school. They came and gone. But my old friends weren’t that much like me perky and preppy and everything but they were pretty nice. But with my friends now I’ve had for a year (old friends say were gothic) seem like the best friends I’ve never had. Now I pretty much left my old friends but in a way I miss them but then I also don’t. I left them because they wouldn’t let me make new friends and were pretty much opposites. But I’ve known them most my life. they say its no right for my best friend to be a guy. Ive knew him my whole life since birth, family friends. I just want to keep friends but it seems like I cant ever but I have had the same best friend for 6 years. The old group is falling apart since I left. But in a way I try and make it: ) they put down everyone especially me and my friends. I scare them when they get me mad. Im still friends with them kind of well a very little but I am with one of them the person was my bff for 6 years. But it seemed like they didn’t understand me also and didn’t care. This is probably really confusing Im just pissed off so much happens Im grounded from everything even computer : ) and my familys all screwed up. Their all in other states and countrys my moms in the hospital. I might rewrite it. Can someone help me either advice or rewrite it : ) mainly for advice. Pleaseee and I cant have counselor ppls parents are mad at me for saying somethings wrong with mee ohh 13 femalle atleast i havent cutt in a while, my friend saves me from it thank god. (link)
tell your school counselor how you feel (assuming your school has one).

he/she can make your case to your parents so then they will HAVE TO belive you b/c it's coming from an adult!



don't be afraid to talk to ur counselor.

it's just the first step towards recovering.


I have everything I wont in a family like a great mom,step dad,Brothers,sisters and a dad but he is in prison right now.But We do fun thing lke a family but before I go to bed I think that there is something miising in my life and its like I have a hole in my heart I know that sounds weird but it is true.I can't figure out what this is can anyone mabe tell me pleez b/c it is always bugging me. (link)
I completely understand that feeling. I've never had my dad in prison before, but I know that that must be very hard for you to deal with. That is probably why you feel like there's something missing in your life. It could also be that you don't have a relationship with God (I don't know what your religion is now though) because most people who feel that way become Christians and then they feel a lot better.

Really just start being a real christian and you will feel better.

i hope i helped, i know this sounds stupid but it really is true.


Okay. So, in the beginning of the school year, my friends and I have formed a clique. It was really fun and it was great. Until one of my friends was really annoyed at me and everybody else agreed and they all told me one on one. And now, I don't have a clique. I tried hanging out with other people, it worked at first. But I just really didn't belong or they couldn't accept me. It's not like I want to go back to my old friends. But I just wanna stop feeling so lonely. Everyday I spend my lunchbreak all ALONE. With no one. Nil. Nada. ZIP.

Please, please help me.:)

♥Blair
Thirteen/Female (link)
I completely understand what you're going through. (I'm like that, too) I don't have any friends.

I would advise you to talk to your school's counselor- you'd probably be surprised at how much better you feel after talking to someone who knows what they're doing.

I'm in therapy and counseling for my feelings of lonliness (and i also have a social anxiety disorder)

After talking to the counselor you might discover that you have some kind of anxiety problem too.

-Catherine 15/f


I'm 15f and I feel like everyone hates me. My brother came home today and said that my friends or my ex-friends wanted him to hang out with them. They never call me and they think I'm annoying. What is up with that? I'm not a bad person. why do people choose other people over me? All the time, too. It's so confusing. I just want people to like me for me. i don't want to be like my brother. He's all emo. I'm just normal and fun. He's just something else. (link)
omg! I understand what you're going through, because I am going through the same thing. I'm the same age as you too! I even feel suicidal because of it sometimes. :(

But your problem could be because you've outgrown your current friends. You should probably just forget them and go look for some people who will like you for the great person you are.

About people thinking you're annoying- maybe you are? Maybe you talk too much? maybe you're SUPERSUPER hyper all the time and never just stop and be normal (not saying you are, i just don't know you)
maybe you're always saying negative remarks and complaining... Maybe you always make things into a huge catastrophe when really it's just something small... there are a lot of personality traits that could make you an annoyance to some people but a great friend for others...

The best thing to do is to take a good look at yourself and maybe compare the way you are to someone you admire- someone you aspire to be like. You'll probably discover that there are some things about you that make you seem annoying.

good luck with this and just know that things will change and you will find the right friends.


:)
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OMG!! i really am just like you! about the humour dragging on for the whole day AND the negativity! that describes me perfectly.

it's so awful so i really do understand what it's like to have everyone hate you. :(

myspace.com/unendingnight

u should add me so we can be negative together lol


k, well. i'm only 13 and i already have stretch marks on my inner thighs and outter. also on my butt, i'm definetly NOT fat and those areas arent fat either. i don't know why or how i got them but i was wondering is there was ANYTHING i could do to get rid of them. i really really don't want them there and theyre really noticable when i wear my bathing suit. and also if anyone has any information on how a THIRTEEN yearold got STRETCH MARKS i'd be interested.

thanks alot, in advance. (link)
I have stretch marks too and i'm 15...

they don't bother me, though because it's not like anyone is looking for stretch marks on you.

okay so they bother me but i just wear clothes that cover where i have them (same places that you mentioned)

and when you put a bathing suit on you can just rub some concealer on your stretch marks. (the same kind you'd put on your face)


I'm trying to think of something fun to do with my new boyfriend. Our first date we went to a movie, but this time I want to do something different but I can't think of anything. Ideas, anyone? (link)
maybe there's a park type thing (don't know how to describe it really) in your area, only it's like a place with liek pretty nature stuff...

you could always take a walk there (and it would be free too)

now i'm just going to list every idea that comes to mind:
rock climbing (at a rock climbing gym, not liek in the wilderness haha)
bowling
ice skating
amusement park
water park
zoo
underage club (if those are in your area)
apple picking! (sounds stupid but it's actually really fun)
movie at a discounted theater (should be like 2 dollars)
watch a movie at his house or ur house
go to the mall and just look at stuff
volunteer for the SPCA together
make a cake or something
go to a place where they have haunted houses and stuff like a pumpkin growing place
go to see a play or musical
picnic on the beach (if there's one near you)

or this one's kind of weird: go to a busy airport and sit in a terminal and just watch people... (i know people who've done it)


i hope this inspired you some...



well i just went to my 8th grade dance, and lots of girls are becoming more physical with boys.. like some kids were already grinding, or some others were dancing together like it was nothing.. I dont have any guy friends like that that I could dance with them and not get embarassed or always see it in the romantic way.. Ive never even had a boyfriend while all my other friends mostly have.. I mean I'm not ugly or anything but its weird.. I guess I can be choosy with some guys but how can i be more comfortable with guys and become good friends with them and stuff? thanks. cause usually im with my gal pals. (link)
I'm just like you! glad I'm not the only one.

Grinding is just trashy and riskay, and you are so much more mature and intelligent than everyone else for not doing it.

I hate going to most dances because i'm the only girl who's single and who isn't a slut who grinds and makes out in public.

They're just doing it to show off.

If it makes you feel uncomfortable you can just not go to the stupid dances at all.


everyone else needs to grow up.


http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/michaeljackson/breakofdawn.html

are these kinda nasty lyrics? (link)
well it's sexual without a doubt... I wouldn't call them "nasty" since it's not like graphic or anything like the unedited version of "play" by david banner is...


but it depends on what you were looking to do with it... i wouldn't play that at a wedding, or at school or anything...

but yeah it depends on that.


so maybe i need to get some help, thanks for answering my question last night, but before i read it i ended up doing it last night, i really need the help, but im just scared to tell them about it. how should i bring it up to them? (link)
tell your school counselor!

that way, she will tell your parents and likely they won't be as mad because the counselor can explain it to them. (or you could tell her not to tell your parents)

She'll probably make you an appointment with a therapist, too...


Don't be afraid to be in therapy- i'm in therapy for depression/anxiety disorders and a social phobia, and it's not weird or anything. It's basically just talking to someone.


It'll make you feel better to talk to someone who will listen.


what were you doing? cutting? i've tried cutting before and it didn't help me at all :(


I am supposed to be perfectly content. I have a lot a good friends, get almost-perfect grades, am reasonably pretty, pretty fit, and 100% bored. I have nothing to do. I do a beach clean-up every weekend, take art class, have honor society, do drama club, and do spelling team. I will start tutoring young kids next month. It just isn't satisfying. I know I should be happy, and I am, when I do these hobbies and am at school. When I get home, I just want to do SOMETHING. I want to go out, and be with my friends again. My family and home is nice, but it doesn't content me. I feel the need to go to a party, or go shopping or just something outside my house. But I feel as if I'm under house-arrest. I can almost never go out spur-of-the-moment, and am stuck inside with nothing to do. Homework and projects take all of 15 minutes. I feel like there's a huge gap where SOMETHING should be, something important, something that would make me the happiest person on Earth. I used to want to be pretty, and thought that would make me happy, but it doesn't. It's fine, but just... not enough. Help please? (link)
You're question only leads to one thing- you're growing up. I'm guessing you're a teenager in high school and you're feeling the urge to leave home. You want your independence and to be able to go off and do whatever you want. I completely understand that.

Today in my assembly at school there was a quote read from some movie that was like "All of a sudden you feel the drive to leave home. Suddenly you realize that this place to put your stuff doesn't feel like home anymore. You're longing to be in a place that doesn't really exist." and that's exactly what your question is about.

I felt the exact same way- until i went to boarding school. You get to be considerably more independent (depending on what kind of boarding school you go to, i guess) than you would at home.

Or if you're not a Christian you could become one- get involved in a church. Because there really is a god-given vaccum inside our souls that only god can fill. It's like god can only fill that detraceable emptiness inside you. I'm not a christian because i believe in premarital sex, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't be one!

The stuff i just said might sound stupid and lame but it really is true. you just have to learn to accept it over time like i did.


i hope you find something that brings you joy and i hope you can go to a boarding school.


:D


i like this boy rite..
but like i dunt know the way he talks to my sister in skool is like so diffrent then the way he talks to me i mean he has his momets with me like he could be nice
but when iw alk by he doesnt even look at me i mean i kno hese not suppposed to look at me i mean
why would h look at me but im saying when it comes to my sister hese all smiles..
IM SURE he doesnt like her because he already likes somone else and my sister likes osmone else
and he knows that
thyre just friends..
i just dont kno what to do
im not gonna say im not jealouse.
i think i am jealouse..
honestly
how do i get his attention i dont wanna be annoying
how do i start a conversation
i dont wanna ignore him cause im scared itl be like that til the ed of the year or liike we will just like not talk ..
im just so confused..
help would be nice
thanks.
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i really wish you had included your age in the question...

but just because your sister likes someone else doesn't mean that this guy won't like her. If they're not dating- he can still hit on her.

He obviously likes her a lot- unless they're just really good friends.

Maybe he likes you too?

Even if he doesn't- you can find someone else to like.

you're really young- i can tell. i'd guess 9-13.

that's far too young to be dating.



it might not be what you want to hear, but it's just true.

i hope this works out for you.


Ok i wanted to look into homeschooling because i'm thinking about having my mom put me and my sister in home school does anyone know any good websites or anything for home school things for wisconsin like Janesville or Edgerton (link)
Yeah, the person below me is right- the credits probably won't transfer unless you do your homeschooling through a Homeschool Academy... Just google "homeschool academy+your city/state"

Homeschool academies are places that teach classes to homeschoolers. Each class meets 1-3x per week for whatever amount of time. probably 1-1.5 hours.

Homeschooling has its pros and cons... I did it last year through a homeschool academy and a tutor (for math)...

Pros: you get a lot more free time, it's done on your own agenda, you don't have to deal with beeyotches in schools, you can sleep in...

Cons: You will have a schedule and you'll probably get behind, after a while you get really lonely because you never see friends, you have to teach everything to yourself.

and keep in mind that you have to be HIGHLY self-motivated to succeed in homeschooling. It's not like you'll have a teacher to tell you "DO YOUR HOMEWORK, STUDY!!!!! BLABLABLA"


so i hope you choose what is best for you. :)


when i had my period it was black in colour and it lasted for 10 days, worried about it (link)
http://all-for-women.com/viewtopic.php?t=41701544

that site has the answer ur looking for... it's probably true, but it's not coming from a doctor or anything... i believe it though.

you're probably fine but 10 days is unusually long...


but just to be on the safe side I'd tell your mom and make an appointment with a gyno.



i can't stand school. it's hard for me to explain to anyone, because it's not like i'm bullied or don't understand the work. i'm just so sick of everyone there. i'm sick of waking up with nothing to look forward to. all my friends have left school. i have anxiety when i wake up. i can't get to sleep at night. my bad grades from previous years have forced me to take regular classes, and now i know even less people than i did before. i just can't motivate myself. when i do badly in school, i'm grounded on the weekends, and being grounded makes me even more depressed during the week. i hate the school that i go to.

i've asked my parents to let me switch schools, take virtual school, or drop out. they just won't compromise with me. i can't go anymore. i'm so confused.

please, please help me. (link)
well I've been in that situation before, and i kind of still am now, so i at least can understand partially what you're going through.

And I really do know what you are trying to say in the beginning of your question.

First of all, you should talk to your school counselor because when you tell her/him how you feel- then he/she will probably contact your parents and explain it to them. That would definitely give them a new perspective on this situation.

These are all of the alternatives to public school that I can think of:
Homeschooling
boarding school (you can get a scholarship even)
private schools/catholic schools (which are ususally cheap)
homeschool academies (places that teach classes to homeschoolers)


and please don't drop out!!! it will ruin your life! it might seem like it would be fun now, but you'll never get a decent job/get into college/etc.


I hope i helped


and just hang in there until you can work this out.


14/f/freshman


i really like this boy, let's call him E. he's a sophmore.. his older brother is best friends with my older brother, so i see him alot. but i'm kindof shy when it comes to boys, so i dont' talk to him. however, we talk all the time on AIM. i usually see him at school, but i never have the courage to talk to him..

now there's another boy, N. i used to like him, but i don't have those feelings for him anymore. he's three years older than me, a junior. but i've known him since i was 7, because he went to my church. he asked me to go to homecoming with him, and i said idk because i was thinking about askeing E. but he said he didn't want to wait forever, that he had other girls he was gonna ask. so i said yes.

however, i really really like E. what do i do? i know i should follow through with my promise to go with N, but i don't want to feel jealous if i see E with a different date.. i'm so confused, please help :/ (link)
if I were you i'd casually ask E, without telling N about it. Then, if he says yes, you can tell N that you can't go with him anymore, and if he says no, then you can still go with E.


That plan should work either way.


i hope i helped.




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