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how can i change my password on hotmail.co.uk???

Log into your hotmail, not the messenger, but where you would normally check your mail. Next to your name on the top right hand corner there should be an arrow. When you click on it, the first should say "view your account", click on that. It should say Password*****change in the middle, or under "Common Tasks" in the right side of the page, it should say "change your password". You can also search the instructions on google. Good luck!

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hey do you know of a website where you coulld do this cool text..?
a freewebiste i dont want photoshop because i ahve to pay for it,i inly want something free,like a free program,nd tanksz in advance :)

http://i36.tinypic.com/dfyfle.gif

http://i35.tinypic.com/2wn4h0h.gif

http://cooltext.com/
http://www.adobenerds.com/Create-cool-wavy-text-effect_123.html
http://www.fancygens.com/
http://www.3dtextmaker.com/image_editor.html

I REEEEEEAAAALLLLLLYYYYY hope any of this helps you. I'm really sorry, I've just never done any of that =[.

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Me & my g/f are thinking bout having sex. i wanna fuck her really bad, but I'm scared about getting her pregnent. She sayz she take birth control, but its only for her periods. Does that still work to stop her from getting pregnent?

We talk about it some and like she said that if I'm scared, we can just do it while she is on her period. If we do that, she won't get pregnent right? Its not too messy is it? Should I like nut on her stomach?

Birth control isn't 100% effective, so she can still get pregnant. She CAN get pregnant while she on her period, and it is quite messy. The ONLY 100% pregnancy and std prevention method is abstinence; the choice not to have sex. Stay in school, and educate yourself. You can't even spell PREGNANT right.

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So i go to IUB and im like four hours from home and i cant decide if i should transfer closer to home. I like it here but i dont party much and i miss my boyfriend and family and friends. Also the class sizes are like 300 here. so how do i decide how to switch??

I don't know how you would decide, that's your decision. If you do, look up colleges that are closest to you, look up class sizes, costs, distance, and if they offer your major. You'd have to apply just like everyone else, and there's always a chance you might not get accepted, but you'll be way more comfortable closer to home.

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like for girls people say gorgous, pretty, beautiful, but what would i say to my boyrfriend. i say he is cute and sweet all the time but what else??

I call a guy gorgeous if he's cute, adorable [favorite], handsome, sexy, even bangin' if you want. The most important thing is to call him whatever you feel he is. If you think he's a dumbass, call him that. If you think he's hot or sexy, compliment him. It's really up to you, what you feel comfortable calling him. Hope this helps.

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is it bad to shave down there(girls)

Absolutely not, just make sure to use shaving cream and lotion!

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Just curious be I make it, how does creme brulee taste.

It is truly indescribable, but of course I'll try anyway. I had it like a month ago my first time, and I expected it to be sort of exaggerated. It wasn't. It's sweet, but not enough to ever bore you, and it had I guess sugar drizzled on it, which you could feel each time you took a bite. It's creamy, sort of like Swiss Miss vanilla pudding, just warmer. It's impossible to do it justice by word of mouth. You should go to your nearest buffet and check if they have it =].

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Well, first off, I'm not the most popular, pretty, or skinny girl in our school. I'm just average. So I don't think it's one of those jealousy issues. I'm also basically pretty shy around people so I don't know about my personality?

So, there's this girl who's a sophmore, I'm a freshman, and she randomly decided to just hate me. Now, I've never spoken to this girl, I've never hung out with or around her since she's a grade older and we've never had any classes. She added me on myspace over the summer but she one day decided to block me. Now, I don't hate her, because I don't know her, but she obviously has a huge problem with me because any time we happen to see each other in the hallways or something she glares at me and does anything she can to make me notice her hatred towards me.

I guess I only want to know why because of curiosity. I don't know if I should confront her about it though, because she might take it the wrong way or something and hate me more. I've left it alone for a little while, but I'm just so curious lol :) So, should I email her or something? Thanks so much!

Nah, don't waste your time on petty crap. Even though you think you are, you're obviously not the most "average" girl to this chick. I'm surprised you haven't realized that with girls, it's ALWAYS a jealousy thing. Maybe you caught the attention of some guy she's drooling over, and aren't aware of it. Maybe she considers you prettier than herself. Maybe she's just one of those girls. I've met plenty. Whatever it is, the absolute WORST thing you could, is ignore the ish outta her. Drives em crazy. Good luck.

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I'm a junior in high school. For the past two years, everytime i liked a guy, its always been some random boy ive seen walking down the hall. I never get crushes on guys that I actually know; just guys that I think are really cute that ive never talked to before.

A few days ago I was walking through the halls and saw this guy, and as soon as i made eye contact with him, my little crush started to develope. I know his name, because we use to ride the same bus in middle school and for some strange reason i always remember stuff like that.

I feel like a stalker. Is this normal? My friends make fun of me for liking this random guys. It doesnt feel right to me but i cant help it.


*Also, does anyone have any adivce on how I can talk to this guy and get to know him? I dont have any classes with him, so it would have to be when i see him during lunch.

thanks so much!!

Well, it's not as if the guy was a complete stranger, and most importantly, you didn't follow him home or anything. That's stalking. Anyway, I can see the complication in taking an interest in people you already know. It's like you know too much about them, and they become human, no longer perfect. That's how I am.
I'm MUCH more likely to be attracted to some random guy I see at the mall or on the highway than one who I see everyday at school. It's just the way some of us are.
About your friends, you don't automatically have to tell them when you see some cute guy you see, or make it clear that liking and attraction are two VERY different things.
You can simply go up to the guy, which is of course the most fool-proof approach. You can cut in front of him on the lunch line and smile to show that it was on purpose, get to know his friends, "accidentally" bump into him in the hallways. Always smile, though. Good luck with your crush

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does wal mart sell wigs?

No, unless you're looking for a Hannah Montana wig:

http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_constraint=0&ic=48_0&search_query=wigs

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I wanted to know some exotic names, like uncommon ones.

Example: Zeby, Talon, Keagan, Trigg, Chenya, Kherigan, Kinsalyn, Ryland

Like those names that you don't see often.

The magic of Google:

http://www.babyhold.com/babynames/Ideas/Exotic_Names_from_Around_the_World/

http://www.exoticnames.com/

http://www.babynames.org.uk/exotic-baby-names.htm





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i have had my blackberry for awhile, i can't send or receive multimedia messages, or pictures on this phone. i do have the net, not the full internet, but enough to where i should be able to receive the multimedia messages, I've tried numerous times to send pictures that I've taken on the phone but it won't let me. is everything via email? if so how do i use it, and do i need full internet access to use it? thanks!

Yeah this phone gave me problems at first too. You don't need to set up an email to receive MMS messages, or internet. If you call t-mobile, which for me is 611, they'll most likely tell you to turn the phone on and off, and then try sending YOURSELF a picture message. This usually works. However, I'd still call them just to make sure. They'll walk you through all the steps. I've had a BB for a little over a year, so feel free to ask me any other questions you have about it =].

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this is kinda funi but ive got a spilt tongue all the way if ya get me i look at all me mates and there tongue isnt spilt is this normal ?

Nah it's not that funny. Obviously, if you see you're the only one with a split tongue, it's not exactly a common thing though.

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alright..soo iam 16 iam going to be 17 soon and i really dont want to have sex. like i think my age is wayyy too young to even be thinking about it. but all the guys my age or older already expect it. i really dont know what to do, cause you can never really find decent guys anymore that will wait. and if you tell them you dont want to have sex they will either keep pushing you or just leave you right then and there...i dont really know what to do, and i DONT want to have sex expecially not yet.

So what's your question, how to not have sex? Well, you've lived 17 years without it. It's easy as that. Yeah, most guys these days are just in it for the physical, but you'll always find someone who's sincerely not. Don't go out with guys you think may be like that, and if you do, dump them first. They're garbage. Hope this helps.

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Can you name for me someways to die. Like i am not going to kill myself or anything it's for a school paper and i am searching for ways you don't and do want to die or maybe so odd unthinkable thing that can kill you like running with the bulls, or other wild and crazy things like that.
Thanks.

Death is inevitable, so I can say I don't wanna die all I want and still...Anyway, when my time comes, I would NOT want it to deal with needles l[ike on an operating table], or having my wrists slit, or being stabbed in the abdomen, or childbirth, or decapitated, or being impaled [specially like Vlad the Impaler did], or suffocated, or die and be buried, only to resuscitate 6 feet under inside a coffin who's walls are caving in and is slowly filling up with water because it's raining outside. *shivers*. That last one is actually my biggest fear. Ummm, and yeah, don't try any of these. =].

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Okay so i used 2 have this best friend! and then about a year or so ago we had this HUGE fight! Over an ex of mine. but then later on we both apologized, so we were friends. but we really havn't talked much since then, I guess we drifted apart. BUT i just got an email from her asking why i would spread mean rumors about her around the school! She said that she wishes we were friends,


WhAT do i do, i didn't say anything bad about her.

Just tell her the truth: "listen, I know we may not be as close anymore, but for the sake of the friendship we used to have, I would never lie to you. I'm sorry we've drifted, but that doesn't mean I've become your enemy! And even those I don't make things up about, just for the hell of it. I'm not that kind of person, and I thought you'd know that after all we've been through. Anyway, do your research somewhere else, cause it truly wasn't me"...she'll get the point.

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I am 21 and a few months ago i became engaged to my boyfriend of several months. I went to college in another state where he was playing in the minor baseball league. My parents had never met him and when i called to tell them that not only had i met a guy but we were engaged they were pretty upset. The wedding is now 2 weeks away and my fiance and i are leaving tomorrow to go home for the wedding. (We decided to get married in my home town)Yesterday i found out that i am pregnant. I'm not sure if i should wait until after the wedding has happened before i tell my parents or tell them right away. They are very conservative and since they didn't take to well to me marrying someone they haven't met yet, i'm pretty sure they won't take it to well that i'm already pregnant.
My thought was to just wait and tell them that it happened on our honeymoon thinking that they would at least feel better about the fact that it happened after we were married. Any other ideas?

That's actually a good idea, though it depends how far along you are. You don't want them thinking your baby was born at 6 months when it was actually a healthy 9 month long pregnancy. A few weeks, maybe a month's difference isn't a big deal. If they're really that conservative and you feel they'd be ashamed, I wouldn't tell them until after you're married. At least it won't be such a hard blow when you're wed. It is your husband after all. Just try and avoid the "when did it happen?" questions, and stay away from any other sex questions such as "didn't you guys know you had to use a condom your first time?!", no matter how comfortable you are with them. From now on, it's your husband, your baby, and you, so you really won't have time to listen to strict parents. Anyway, I know that wasn't your question, but I just thought I'd leave some input. Good luck

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what are some ways to give revenge without getting in trouble because rumors are going around school about saying im bi and i wanna bang some kid and i wanna give revenge to the person who did it to me and don't say reveng isn't the thing or two wrongs don't make a right

Err..make up a rumor about him/her and their couple..if it's a girl steal her boyfriend, if it's a boy, take pics of him and one of your gay friends and make posters. Get them in trouble with the principal and their parents [anything involving drugs and pregnancy], kill their cat [kidding...or maybe not]. Evil is neverending. Really. Or, you can always ignore it.

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what are some things I could use at home for a facial mask? Anything you've used or made please share with me :] thanks

A thumb rule for anything you're applying to your body is: if you can ingest it, it's safe to put on. That being said, anything with honey or olive oil is great for skin and hair.

Here are some sites I found on google:

http://umibrahim.tripod.com/id26.html

http://www.beauty-cosmetic-guide.com/homemade-facial-masks.htm

http://www.free-makeup-tips.com/home-remedies/facial-masks.htm

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heyy..i gave my ex a promise ring after 4 months we were dating...we dated for 9 months...we broke up 3 months ago...after we broke up she never wore the ring and we hardly spoke..now 3 months later were on better terms trying to work things out slowly...i asked her if she sold the ring or got rid of it and she said no and that shes actually wearing it...when i saw her this past saturday she had it on her right ring finger..ladies, what does that mean when a girl wears her promise ring on her right ring finger?

It means there's something she can't let go of. If she somehow knew you were gonna see each other that day, there's a big possibility she wore it to impress [or confuse] you. Either way, wearing it seems important to her, even if it's only recently, and she's either bold or ready for commitment. That's just my take on it =].

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