i was trying to mastrobate and then afer a cupple of minutes i would not cum i only did it 2 times today and thursday andwhen i tryd today nothing happened
hahaha, this is no problem. its like gaining cardiovascular strength, you're building endurance over time. this can be good. when I was in afghanistan, it was the only thing to do on guard duty in the middle of the night on some godawful mission. Imagine spending a total of eight hours a day masurbating..... you tend to get a really good imagination, but at the same time your endurance becomes ridiculous. take a week off, then go for it again. you'll be back to square one. or just become as proficient as a spider monkey by masturbating for literally fifty percent of the time you are awake for several weeks. it becomes very tiring after a couple of months, but its hilarious at the same time.
-gunner
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13/m
ok so i kinda had a monobrow but it wasnt too noticeable but i plucked it to get rid of it but it just started getting more and more hair there so is there a way i can bleach it or something so it doesnt show anymore?
thanks
welcome to my world little dude. I had a monobrow that actually connected to my hairline at the temples, trust me when I say I know what I'm doing. there's this thing called electrolysis. go to a reputable hair salon, and they'll shock the hell out of those damn hairs. its painful occasionally, but well worth it. the hair never grows back, and you go about your merry way.
-Gunner
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How do i get rid of a hickey? If i dont do anything to it, about how long will it take to go away? thanks.
I just had a flashback to an early 90s sitcom, they said you should wear turtlenecks. I'd suggest makeup. its a bruise, it will take a while to go away. never understood the hickey thing......
-gunner
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I am a female college student, and I've been keeping my hair long because I am majoring in theatre, and I assume it's the best thing for acting in plays. However, I've always loved having my hair short. It's the most flattering way I could wear my hair, and I love that it's easier to fix. Plus my hair is really frizzy, so when it's long it's really tough to manage. It isn't as if I want to be a professional actor, but I might want to go to grad school in the future for a master's degree. I'm a junior right now. As superficial as it sounds, I feel like cute short haircuts are like a signature for me and I feel like a part of my personality is missing. On the other hand, I like the versatility that long hair gives me as far as acting goes. Should I cut my hair?
there are high quality wigs for just this reason. don't feel bad, some girls look freakin awesome with short hair. like Nike, but she has wings, and I'm sure you don't want that big of a makeover.
have fun
-Gunner
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In short, there is a guy that I still really care about. We met when I was in 9th grade, had a complicated relationship for a year, then my mom decided that she didn't like him and 'banned' me from him. But we continued meeting, she found out, we had a blow out, and then I ended up cutting off all connections with him. It's been a year since I've talked to him & I still really miss him and love him & he's been trying really hard to try and meet me but I've been ignoring him the best I can. I really don't want him to graduate high school thinking that I don't want to talk to him. I really miss him and I want to start seeing him again desperately. But then there's my mom. I don't know what to do. She won't listen to me; she doesn't care; she doesn't think that 16/17 yr olds are capable of feeling emotions other than angst and false love. I don't know if I should just try and let him go (after a failed year of doing so) or see him against my mom's wants [of course, this will involve her not knowing].
okay, I read the title and skimmed through your question, I'm sorry, I'm a little drunk. look, comparing yourself to romeo and juliet is not exactly the best way to put things, if you'd properly analyzed the play, you'd not do such a thing. romeo and juliet was about two whacky teens who got into a ridiculous infatuation, not love. the world doesn't move that hasty, especially with romeo dumping his old girlfriend within seconds of seeing juliet. and I sincerely hope this boy didn't kill a close relative of yours with a sword.
anyways, I just read your question, and now on to a real answer: tell him whats up. tell him he'll have to wait until you're out of your mother's clutches before y'all can start dating again. and then follow through.
best of luck
-Gunner
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To start off, this will be extremely long. I will appreciate it greatly if you take the time to read this, and tell me your feedback. So here it goes.. (Ready?)
19/f
This is a long distance relationship.
Well, it started when our 1 year anniversary hit (Nov, 2008). I call him to give him hints about it and he finally figures it out. So I ask don't you care? He says only 2 year anniversaries and up matter.
So it hit my birthday, which was April 6th. He promised me multiple times he'd call me at the set time of 8:30. He doesn't have a cell phone, just a landline right now. So I said ok. I waited at the phone for two hours then suddenly give him a call at 10:30. He picks up and I yelled at him why the hell didn't you call? He said he forgot. And then I said well fine lets talk now then. He said he can't he wants to watch a tv show instead. So yeah I started to cry and said you'd rather watch a tv show than talk to me, especially since it's my birthday?? He said yeahh. So I called him a jerk and hungup. Cried over it the rest of the night of course.
Then he sends me a letter by mail, it was a card. All it was, was a card with a cat on it, I open it up it ends up being some religious card, and at the bottom it says happy birthday. And on the side he wrote you think I am a jerk but I am not. Look at the back, and I find out this is a card he found with a stack of the same cards. And said nothing about he loved me or anything, and expected some sentimentality on it. Showed a couple of friends and they laughed and said yeah, that is pathetic.
So I call his mom upset and said tell her to tell him don't even bother calling me for awhile until he straightens up. I tell her the story so she's obviously going to yell at him.
So, two weeks pass. He hands out the same excuses: "I'm too tired to talk", "I'm eating", "I'm going to bed", "I don't want to talk"... I try calling him. But he doesn't want to talk.
Distraught, I call his mom. I tell her what's going on since we're pretty close. She said she'll try talking to him but she is sure nothing will work. I seriously recommended military school. She tells me his uncle got him into drinking (possibly drugs), so that can explain his anger and apathy. He just wants to sit around all day, drink, watch tv. He doesn't want a job (he's 19), and when he did have interviews he cancelled them. For what reason I don't know. So I broke up with him. It was very hard..
So tonight, after giving him the silent treatment for a few days. I finally give him a call to see how he's doing. Of course I care about him and love him. I worry about him, even though we're not together. I don't know how it started, but we began to fight. He said he wasn't drinking, but he was yelling at me, telling me to f**k off, and I was with my good friend so he assumed I F***ked my friend behing his back. Which isn't true!! I never cheat!! Would never do it! He also threatens me with a gun, and threatens to beat my friend and i up, along with having his uncle to help. I cried hard. I am scared. He's done this before.. but not this bad. And these threats were heard over speakerphone so a few friends heard it as well.
What should I do? Who should I talk to? He lives in TN; I live in OH, so how can this be resolved?
Thank you again for reading. It means a lot to me.. I just need some advice!
did you read the whole thing, or just stop at the first sentence? either way, not my problem.
wow, you're a nagging immature little girl.
and don't think I'm just hating on you, I have plenty of complex words to describe your boyfriend too. he's being an ass, anniversaries matter, birthdays matter, getting a job matters (especially at his age, jesus christ, were you planning on taking care of this man-child once he left the nest?), and what the hell, its the thought that counts, but cat cards are what I send to my aunts and uncles as a "hey, I'm still alive, how are you?" card. lot of issues here, WHY THE HELL DID YOU CALL HIS MOTHER!? are you sick? are you trying to get her to sign the adoption papers so you can have her little boy? this dude's AN ADULT! don't go to mommy with problems about your boyfriend, if I had a girl who did something like that and I hadn't been wounded or killed in combat, I would get rid of her like she was some form of vermin. the dude rightfully hates it when you call all the time, albeit I'd actually talk to you. Now as for this screaming and threatening bullshit, is this a person you'd like as a permanent entity in your life? bottom line: the guy's a douche, you're a nag, Fix yourself, and never talk to the scumbag again.
-Gunner
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15/F
I got grounded for a month , the longest I had ever been grounded for since then my mom has done nothing but been up my ass. I mean its getting to the point where I pretty much want to go crazy physo bitch on her and hit her. I mean my parents dont understand that I want them too go away on their motorcycles trips and have fun and leave me here. They need that bonding anyways. And this is EXACTLY what happens ; my dad will be all excited saying were going on a 4 hour motorcycle ride tomorow and your moms going too we are going to leave you the house (me being excited cause ive only seen their faces for a damn month) I cant wait just to relax watch movies maybe have a friend over. But I wake up expecting them to be gone and NOPE THERE THEY ARE. My dads mad lookking and my moms all hey amanda! hey!!! Im about to go fucking crazy. I ask why arent you guys motorcycle riding? My moms liike you werent going? Wtf ? Be independant mom. Then I get an attitude because I mean im 15 I want to do things not be stuck with my parents 24/7 so my dad thinks I have a plan to bring my boyfriend over and like fuck him? I was actually planning on just having the house to myself. So bottom line I need to get my mom off my back I am about to go crazy and I dont want to get grounded even longer. But this shit has to stop! (:
Helppp;;;
Thanks!
hahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!
little girl, you'll grow fond of them once you leave the nest in a few years. a month? try getting sent away for fifteen months with the same eighteen guys, every day. sleeping up on the top of a mountain spooning with another nasty smelly person to keep warm and stay alive, having to share what little food or water you have, and constantly running out of cigarettes because your buddies came unprepared. I've been overseas for the last four long years, I strive to get my alone time too, but sometimes you just have to deal with the morons around you. I'm going to see my family for only fifteen days this year, and then its back to hellacious firefights, long nights on patrol, and terrible food. just knuckle down and at least pretend to be a good girl. they'll eventually lose interest in messing with you, and you'll be about your merry way.
-gunner
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Ok... I basically just led some guy on... I met him on myspace and he added me because he was just adding random people and I live in the same town as him. Well I always talk to everyone who adds me... I don't like adding people as friends until I at least have one conversation with them. So we started talking and all and he was nice and then we were texting. Today is saturday and we've only been texting since about tuesday. Apparently I'm his girlfriend now :/ I'm sooo confused because I told him I didn't want him to call me his girlfriend yet because I had only agreed to go on ONE date just to MEET him. I told him I'd just gotten out of a bad relationship and everything and he said he understood and would wait and stuff. Then he started being really sweet and he put up on his myspace how I make him happy and stuff :/ I didn't want to seem mean so I did the same. Yeah I know, I'm stupid to have done that... So now, after the "date" which was TERRIBLE because I'm really shy and so was he, he thinks we're boyfriend and girlfriend??? :/ I mean... I didn't tell him the date was terrible... I actually told him it was amazing -_- he asked me to my face how it went for me and I panicked... so yeah I've basically led this poor guy on and I DON'T WANT TO DATE HIM. I'm pretty much avoiding him right now. He doesn't go to my school so the only way I'd ever see him is if him and I planned a date or something... but I just really don't like being supposedly taken :/ I hate getting boyfriends because I seriously suck at committing... please help me :( I know I should have just told him the truth and not encouraging him by returning his sweetness... but I just really don't want to date anyone right now :/ plus he's like 17 which is about 3 years older then me because I JUST turned 15 about a week ago. I feel really bad :( help please?
alrighty, congratulations on meeting your first internet creep-ass. its amazing how the internet has opened up such incredible social possibilities for the more lecherous members of the human race. when I was 17 and found out the girl I was dating was 15, I popped smoke and got the hell ut of there. thats sign one of a creep ass. he wasn't randomly selecting people, he was looking for a nice little girl. or I'm over reacting. delete him as a friend, and don't return his calls, unless he knows where you live, in which case, well, expect to have to send him packing at some point. you're not an idiot, he's at least just really immature and hasty. next time, don't add anybody random, unless you can fight your way out of duct tape and zip-ties. thats where you went wrong, don't talk to these people, one of them might like to skin and eat little girls like you.
or you could run into whacked out war vets like me.
good luck little girl.
-gunner
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Iam 20 years old and iam a female my boyfriend is 21 years old and we have only been dating for a week and he's alredy asking me when we are going to makeout and have sex and he says he's the kind of guy who is very sexually active and I told him that I just don't think iam ready for that kind of serious relationship that he wants especially since the last time I had done something sexual with a guy when I was 18 which it was only oral sex so iam still a virgin but the guy hasn't talked to me once since we had oral sex and iam afraid if I do this it will happen to me again what should I do?
don't do it unless you want to. here's the deal, having sex with virgins is frequently called "trainwreck sex", reasoning: its so bad, but you just can't look away. nobody's automatically awesome at something the first time you pick it up, anything requires practice. you didn't get discouraged by falling over on your first try at riding a bike, did you? no, you put some training wheels on and tried again. getting back to something resembling relevance, he's horny, he wants some action. ask yourself this: do I want to have sex with this guy, am I ready to have sex with this guy, and is he the kind of guy that will still care for me even if (more of a when)I turn out to be terrible in bed?
you obviously care, but does he care as well?
much luck
-Gunner
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ok so my hair goes down to my waist, sometimes a little longer but i cut it 1 inch about every 5 weeks. my skin is really white and my hair is darkbrown/maroon ish but some say it's black too. (it's not haha) like most people say it suites me and most guys and my friends seem to like it , other girls always try to get me to cut it but probably cause theyre jealous. it's naturally straight but i like curling it to give it more volume. so my question is, do guys like long hair like that?
(i know that i'm the one who should be happy with it and i'm NOT gonna cut it just because some guy doesnt like it, it's just a question :]
YES! I love long hair. the other girls are jealous. then again, most dudes don't really care, but long hair is more versatile as far as styling, and thats freakin hot.
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there is this girl who cant wear jeans because of her religion. what is this religion called?
jehovah's wittnesses? thats all I can think of
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iif a girls jacking a guy off
what gets hiim turned on
and how long should iit take
hiim to cummm
you're asking the wrong people. ask him. as for duration, he could range anywhere from a two pump chump to a six hour endurance trial sex addict. the extra "i"s and "M"s are not really needed to express what you're saying, but if your keyboard's broken,eh, they're running about fifteen dollars for a low end one.
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I was at a funeral today and the priest read a poem by a 20th cetury priest and poet and i really wanna find it, i dont remember exactly how it went but part of it was something like "for just as you did not lose him in the receiving .. we did not lose him in the giving" or something like that. doesnt anyone know which poem im talking about?
I take it that you already googled it. go back to the church, the priest will most likely remember the poem.
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what do people usually do after their done like getting fingered or giving a hand or blow job? lets say if it was just a boy you were hooking up with, but are good friends with tooo. like if your hanging out and then in the spur of the moment something happens, what should you do after so its not all awkward and be like welll okay....
usually people say "ooh what a lovely tea party!"
no.
fingering and oral sex are whats called "foreplay" designed to stimulate your partner and generally work up to sex. I'd suggest watching tv, or some other wholesome activity.
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What can you do to have a successful relationship with a narcissist? Is it possible for them to change? How do you differentiate between someone who is arrogant and one who is a narcissist? ANY information regarding the subject would be much appreciated. Thank you very much.
arrogance is knowing that you're hot shit
narcissism is being in love with onesself
narcissists are not worth your time. they've already found the love of their life, and its not you. people take a long time to change, so unless they're worth it, don't waste your time.
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My father left us Jan 2008. Him and my mother alwasy had issues but he officially took his stuff and left. He has slept in shelters, gone out with random women, put his name in the newspaper statign he was looking for a women. He left us with over 20 K in debt and now we have to go bankrupt because we dont have enough income. I REALLY want to go to school, and I have applied but recently I have had to support me and my mother with food and rent and so have of my savings are gone. Ive asked him for money and he says that if it will in any way help my mother he isnt giving me anything. I tried to keep a relationship (we never had a great relationship but he is a sweet funny man and he never wanted to harm anyone) When I think of him leaving all I remember is his smile and laughter, I dont even think of the arguements my parents used to have that would keep me up at 3 am. When I think about him leaving Its good because him and my motehr can move on, but I do miss having my father around, I dont want to ahve to choose between both parents but they arent leaving me any choice, I am gonna get married one day and I wont even be able to invite my own father, because I knwo it will cause alot of drama. I know you may say, its your wedding and your parents should put there differences aside, but they arent like that. I dont know what to do, he keeps calling me and I dont alwasy answer, I don't know what to say! I feel so angry at him but i still want to have a father. My sister cut all ties with him and she just recently moved out. My mother says she doesnt care if i talk to him but I know she does. I don't know how to talk to my dad becasue he is so stubborn, if you say something he doesnt want to hear he will get angry at you and not speak for weeks and then call and cry and apologize. I'm sick of my family and I am getting more stressed about my family and my financially situation more and more! WHAT DO I DO?
wow, this is a serious question.
there's no way to wrap this one in a neat bundle, but your dad, no matter how much you love him,is a freakin deadbeat. you're probably better off keeping your mom as the preferred parent, she hasn't abandoned you with a mountain of debt yet, has she? as far as being the bread winner,start a monthly budget sheet with all your earnings on top, and the bills below, simple subtraction and at the end you've got your spending money. try to trim as much pork off, and save(or pay off that debt) as much as you can. you probably already do that, so I guess I didn't help any.
best of wishes and "sweet funny man" doesn't pay bills.
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i'm 15, female, and sexually active. i've had 15 partners so far and get tested for stds every three months. so far its all been negative.
i am very tiny my current boyfriend however is about nine inches and thick as a can of silly string just about...when we first started it would always hurt at first but only when we first put it in but not too long ago he tried going in really deep and it hurt like i was losing my virginity all over again...the next day i went to pee and it stung and there was blood spots so i got a mirror and theres a tear right below my vagina...the skin around it is very irritated and ive been getting frequent yeast infections [which i am alergic to yeast so yay for me] like once a week...it burns and itches and ive been tested recently and its all negative, i got some ointment for external use from my gyn but it only helps for the first hour or so after wards
what do i do??
you're fifteen and you've had twice as many partners as I've had at 23; lets address the first BIG RED FLAG on the blotter.
please tell me you're using condoms, that std test schedule is literally as rigerous as the prostitutes here in germany.
on to your actual question, judging by the pain and other symptoms, I'd say you should take a break from the sex for a while. the vaginal wall isn't strong by any measure, its not like you can shove a football in there and it'll stretch indefinitely like Mister Fantastic Vagina. the skin's breaking. stop having sex for a while and make sure whatever goes in there is going to be clean and considerate. emphasis on CLEAN.
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alright, well my roommate was in a 8 year relationship and it ended horribly he's now scared to talk to girls, but he really needs someone, ex: your in wal-mart you see a girl shopping that catches your eye? what to say to her? how to go about getting to know her?
Like pickup lines, talkable type stuff, places to go, would be great, I've never had any troubles in that field, and i'm not sure how to pick up girls outside of school/ work so i can't help him.\
Thanks.
"I see you like strawberries, good choice, they're a great source of potassium"
That doesn't work.
trip over something, bump into the chick, cause some kind of small scale ruckus to get her attention. that works occasionally. usually you have to be charming and not creepy. though I do love staring at chicks, its not cool if they notice.
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My skin tends to get flaky right above my eyebrows and i little bit on my forehead and nose. What can I do about it?
skin lotion works. if you put crap on your skin to get rid of zits, that stuff dries your skin quickly. sun and wind exposure does it too.
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My cat just had kittens and I want to keep them as healthy as possible. Sometimes I give them water from my sink, sometimes I give them filtered water, and sometimes I give them water from the hose. Which is cleanest/which would they like best? And what should I use to wash the bowl?
the water doesn't matter, they're cats, not fish. but the stuff you wash the bowl with does. use dish soap, a very small amount, and rinse thoroughly.
just so you know:
distilled water is the "cleanest", basically its vaporized and recondensed to rid it of any contaminants. very tasty.
filtered water: its all filtered, if it comes out of the municipal water system its gotta pass all kinds of tests and standards, so don't worry about puss'n boots dying on you because of the water, unless you live in a superfund waste site.
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