About 4 months ago i cheeted on my boyfriend. He know's all about it and were still together but i still dont no why i kissed the other guy and im still so confused.
Please help
thats cheating? jesus, what world are you from? thats absurd, my co-workers are railing any german tail they can get ahold of while their wives are back in the states, and using the excuse that its cool because its not in the same zipcode. don't worry about it, and if he's still pissed off, tell him to retire his prudish puritan ways and enter the 21st century.
-gunner
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My feet smell sometimes. What should I do?
I just had a flashback to the days when I usede to listen to AM talk radio:
TRY NEW GOLD BONDS MEDICATED FOOT POWDER.....
heard that damn commercial every day.. annoying as hell when I was trying to get brainwashed by G. Gordon Liddie.
-gunner
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whats the best way to coverup a compleatly stupid joke or statement so the people around you dont pay you out and say "dude thats soo lame". ??? (chick 14)
usually you're screwed when it comes to that, but there are ways to do it, like having a standard rapid followup joke or statement that instantly changes the subject, for example: "but thats just what your mom said while I was railing her" is a good one for me. probably wouldn't work for you though, unless you swing that way.
-gunner
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my boyfriend is over protective and jelous
and what? if you don't like it, dump his ass.
people like that don't change. so don't try.
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Okay so I just finished 7th grade and I had this bf who cheated on my friends and after we broke up he treated me like crap. But I had fun with him while it lasted cuz he always talked about how he loved me and we made out twice so I was pretty happy, but now I just have a lot of guy friends and no one is asking me out. My ex bf is going out with a girl named Taylor and she's like really pretty and he likes her way more than he liked me. All the guys that I crush on like me a little bit, but they all like Taylor or Caroline or some other girl thats sexier than me. What can I do to make them see me and like me better?
sorta curious as to why you asked me, of all people... okay, let's see what I can pull out of my bag of tricks while the cranberries are still playing on media player.
please understand, the world of seventh grade dating is really nothing like real life, the best advice I can give you is to try presenting yourself more as a girl than as that girl who is one of the guys. though on that note, being entertaining is always a plus, so if you have any skills with situational comedy, use them. what you want going through their heads is something along the lines of " hell yeah those other girls are hot, but (your name here) is cool as hell and pretty cute too.". those other girls have looks on you, you need to develop something else to combat that. being pretty isn't everything, it just happens to be the most noticable. in my job, those girls would be the marines doing a frontal assault, whereas you are the crafty special forces operator that uses skill rather than brute force, to get what she wants.
still keep in mind that you're in seventh grade, and that you have years ahead of you before high school's out, sometimes that girl that nobody noticed at your age will become the most beautiful girl as a senior in high school. funny how that works.
good night, or at least it is over here.
-gunner
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So im a 22 year old guy and my girlfriend and I have been having sex for about a year now. She is on the pill and we also use condoms. However, yesterday afternoon things got heated and we failed to use a condom. she also missed a pill early on in the week. It has been two weeks since her period. I did not cum inside her I stoped the whole thing before that happened. Is there anyway she will get pregnant.
possible, but not too likely. usually their "sugar pill day" is the only weakness in the pill. as long as there were a few days in between, it should work out, if not, well, have you ever dealt with a pregnant woman? its like dealing with a bipolar tiger.
enjoy, good night, and good luck.
-gunner
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This is really weird, but can the water pressure from the shower head damage the female organs?
HAHAHAHAHAHA! look, who do you think invented that clever little movable shower head? some chick that loved to masturbate, thats who. no, it won't damage your girl parts, unless you decide that its time to scour the fields with some boiling hot high pressure water. enjoy your self play, and be mindful that people will wonder why you're taking 90 minute showers, so keep your masturbation to reasonable levels until you have the house to yourself for a few hours.
hope your water heater is big
-gunner
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well there's this guy who I posted about several times since last summer who I liked and I thought he liked me because he would always stare at me in the hallways and in class..but when I told him that I liked him, he told me that he had a g/f but he would continually stare at me. I decided to let him go because my feelings for him were in vain, I've liked other people after him but I still had feelings for him. so last night at prom, I noticed that him and his friends kept staring at me and whenever I would be dancing with a guy, he would stare at me, so I was finally dancing by myself and he kept coming closer to me then I felt him pull me by the waist and we started dancing. while we were dancing; he was holding me by my waist and clasped his hand into mine and he asked me to slow dance with him and while we were slow dancing, he kept rubbing my back and my arms. I was the only girl he danced with for the night because i was on the dance floor for the whole night and we were nearby each other. do u think he likes me?
uhh... you're going to have to take the lead if he does, guys like that are usually shy little bastards. and also, if you go over to his house, make sure there aren't any spotting scopes, high function digital cameras, or a jar of your hair clippings. if there are, then you should run.
-gunner.
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Last night, i had a realllly amazing sexual dream haha
it was the first one that i've ever had.
i'm not a sexual person, but i masturbate a lot.
how can i get myself to have more sexual dreams?
i've tried lucid dreaming before, but i can never seem to get myself to realize i'm in the dream. i just can't do it.
any tips on how to lucid dream?
i really want to have more sexual dreams though, so if you have any ideas on how to that'd be great!
you're serious. okay.
your dreams are your body's way of processing the day's information and events. if you think about having sex alot during the day, or in some manner, spend a whole day involved in some activity that examining sex, then there you go. or you could try my method, which was stop masturbating for over two months and think about sex constantly. let me tell you, in the 1980s, Meg ryan was a sexy sexy girl, now imagine her with only a bikini bottom on, oiled up so that her skin was shiny as hell with that 80s haircut dirty blonde neck length curls...... hell yeah. lemme tell you.... that was five years ago and I still let that most erotic of dreams run through my head. the only problem with that solution is that it takes so goddamn long to build up the ridiculous level of hormones required that its almost impractical.
-gunner.
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He's being really weird around my girlfriend, and she doesn't know it, but he flirts with her all the time. I am afraid if I say something about it, my girl will get mad at me. What should I say without making my problem worse?
I am 16/m
I agree, dude should not be messing with your girlfriend. talk to him, or take him out behind the barn and slap him around. buy brass knuckles if he's bigger than you.
-gunner
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do teens do it will i be able to stop is this wrong
yes. I did like a freakin spidermonkey, and still do. not much to do in a guard tower alone for four hours. and no, its not wrong, though some people say it is, they are douchebags that have ready access to the opposite sex. and yes, its fun, but not addicting, unless you're a sex addict. dude, its not anybody else's business what you do with your free time in the shower, bedroom, or guard tower, unless you leave a mess, which is unseemly and usually socially unacceptable.
-gunner
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I feel like I am not that smart. I am on the honor roll this year. Which is cool. I get straight B's. I want to get all A's but no matter how much I try it doesn't seem to work quite the way i want it to! What should I do? (My dream is to got to Harvard)
it all depends on your SAT score at this point. straight Bs are not good enough for them.
unless you're taking advanced courses, that may help too. try to get into some AP courses if you're not.
-gunner
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i thought i was pregnant but then came on a light period. later on that same day i suddenly starting bleeding really heavy and it was not the usual dark colour blood it was bright red.can anybody explain what happened to me please?
bright red blood is fresh, and usually arterial. but if you had busted an artery, you'd be dead in minutes. go check in with you gynocologist. they're usually helpful.
-gunner
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Dear Advice,
Im fat and ive tried everything from pills to being a little anarexic. What should I do.
es gibt nur wirklich zwei Möglichkeiten, dein Problem zu beschäftigen; entweder stoppe, ein Bumsen zu geben, oder schneide unbrauchbare Anhänge, wie dein Kopf ab. das ist garantierten acht Pfund der leeren Angelegenheit weg von deinem Körper? tu es, schaue wie alle Mädchen in der Gefriermaschine unten in meinem Keller hübsch. eine wirklich kühle Sache zum zu tun ist, deinen unabhängigen Kopf auf einem Stock festzunageln und ihn an der Schule herum zu tragen, höre ich, der ist die Art! und Weise mit Mädchen derzeit….oder! du kannst sie essen magst alle jene Gelee von und von Süßigkeitfestlichkeiten, die dich in Schweinefleisch an erster Stelle bildeten.
gutentag,
-gunner
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when a guy and a girl are having sex, and the guy "cums," does the girl feel it inside of her when it happens? can the guy feel it? and if they can, does it feel good?
of course the guy feels it. thats the whole point of doing the act in the first place. and thats a big FUCK YEAH IT FEELS GREAT!. as for the girl feeling it, its kinda blatantly obvious anyways, dudes kinda tremble during and stop wanting to fuck after that. I'm pretty sure the girl can feel it though, because they always get pissed off and say something along "you fucking asshole! did you just come inside me? I fucking told you not to! so what if I'm on the pill, I hate cleaning that out!"
and thats why you should always wear a condom.
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15/f
this is a VERY long story, but im gonna try to lay this out as short as possible and please, im desperate here, you have NO clue what i've been through these past few months, and i need all the help i can get..
last year i met a REALLY sensative guy. he was 16, about to be 17, and i was 14.. he was soooo shy, hes VERY insecure. when we first started dating, all he said to me was how i saved him and pulled him out of his misery because he has had no luck with relationships and was treated like shit by girls his whole life. hes not even that cute and popular, and i have a waaay higher social status in my grade/ school then he does in his grade.. but ive been known to have wierd taste and i can look beyond looks and things like that very easily. i think when we first started dating him i was just excited over the fact that he had a car and he was a junior and i was only a freshmen.. but i actually did end up falling in love with him. and he was COMPLETELY in love with me. we lost our virginities to eachother and ill tell you, im smart, and not at all a bit naiive.. i knew this kid loved me. & we did NOT have a sex based relationship whatsoever.. we became eachothers best friends. both of us lost all of our other friends because we were only with eachother 24-7. he called my mom 'mom' and i did the same with his mom.. we were incredibly close.. and sense he was older, i felt so comftorbal and secure with him, and i went to him with all my problems, and he would help me.. ive been suffering from depression for years and me and my mother never had a good relationship, and my father left me, and i was molested as a baby.. but when i was with him, he made me feel so comftorbal. we told eachother EVERYTHING. and i was postive he was there to stay. he promised me forever every single day. we dated for a year. i messed it up, biggest mistake of my entire life.. he started getting very annoying and up my ass. you know when youre in a bad mood and you just want to be left alone? well he would never leave me alone. he'd be like 'its okay babe i love you' bla bla. all mushy, when i just want to be mad!. i tried talking to him about this many times and all he could say was im sorry i just love you soooo much i cant help it.. all my friends called him whipped cream and everything.. it was BAD. but anyways, one night i was out with my friends the day before a cheer competition, and my ex was there.. and somewhere along the lines, we kissed.. my boyfriends friend was there and told him that if i didnt tell him, he was going to.. i knew he wasnt going to break up with me or anything.. so i told him.. but the thing is.. i think i was looking for a fight with him because our relationship was so boring. when i told him, it pissed me off how he was crying instead of being mad, yelling at me. so i started saying things to make him mad.. i said TERRIBLE things. like i was gonna keep cheating on him because he basically lets me, and how i know i take advantage of him because he trusts me so much but i shouldnt.. and he was like well maybe i have to break up with you then.. and he was like i really dont want to. and i was like fine just do it idont care! yelling at him and stuff.. and then he did. i was thinking we would get back together in a couple weeks.. so after we broke up, we still talked because we obv. still loved eachother and everything. we acted like we were going out, and we even 'hooked up' a few times.. but when he asked me back out, i kept saying no, i wasnt ready.. because the relationship was SOOO akward after we broke up.. he was acting so different. and i knew why. it was because i broke his heart. and i did, bad. so one day after we hooked up, my friend told me that her brother saw my 'boyfriend, x-boyfriend, whatever u wanna call him' at a store.. and he was saying how he was done with me and he was trying to get with this new girl 'leesh'.. i was FURIOUS. i called him up screaming at him asking for all my stuff back and it was over for good and everything. but really, i wanted an appology from him, not my stuff back. btw, i was very remorsful for cheating on him and saying what i said to him, i mustve appologized a million times.. but he didnt say anything, he justgave me all my stuff back and acted like it was nothing.. and then i kept trying to get him back, but he kept rejecting me. i was litterally down on my knees for this kid. until one day i found out he had a girlfriend. not just some girl.. the girl who dates ALL the boys that i date after me.. but thats a whole nother story.. anyways, i was devistated. i couldnt eat, i couldnt talk, i couldnt sleep, i couldnt go to school,, nothing. all i did was cry and cry and cry and cry. i tried talking to him seeing if we could be friends and stuff, but he hates me now. if i send him one text, he shuts his phone off. he goes all different ways in the halls so i dont have to see him in school, he wont even look my way. he saw me practically drown in my own tears and he didnt even care. i wrote him long long letters, i tried everything i could just to be able to talk to him when i need to, so i wouldnt be so hurt about the situation.. now, i have two weeks left of school and im failing 4 classes.. and im an honors student. i DONT fail. its not me. and im grounded because of it, so i cant even go out and try to forget it. its been sense thhe end of february... and still,all i can think about is killing myself.. people say they are heart broken.. but this gives heart broken a new definition. there is litterally a hole in my chest. and i keep getting maaaassive anxiety attacks in class, and i do go to counceling wich is sort of helpful but we mostly talk about my parents.. three days ago, she broke up with him. and he was very upset from what i heard.. he hasnt tried talking to me or anything but i dont know what to do, i want to talk to him but he'll just ignore me.. i love this kid and care about him with my life. today i thought i was going to DIE. it was the last day of school for the seniors. the last time ill EVER see him again. the last time ill ever get to look for him i the halls so i can walk by him.. that was the only time i ever got to see him, and today was my last day. and when i walked by him for the very last time of my life today, he didnt even look at me. it was so painful. he couldnt even have the heart to say bye to me considering im his first love and helll never see me again. i havent been able to stop crying sense i last saw him. i dont even know what to do with my life any more. someone PLEEEEEASE tell me what to do to get him back. ANNYTHING. I AM DESPERATE FOR HELP. we had such a good relationship till i cheated and we Never ever had one fight. but you dont even understand. this kid wouldnt even look at any other girls, deleted all the girls in his phone book, couldnt go an hour without texting me just saying he loved me, couldnt go a day withouth seeing me, brought me flowers randomly, did EVERYTHING for me. how can you love someone so much and go through everything we've been through together, and then just completely shut them out of your life?
hahaha, we're going to go at this until hell freezes over. awesome. Last time I checked, you're still the bitter little child, and I'm still the bored paratrooper who can't visit any more adult sites because his army computer has restrictions. You have no concept of valuing anybody's life but your own. try having to pick up the scattered parts of a five year old child after a suicide bombing, I'd like to see if that would even affect you. would it? probably not, since you've said you're so experienced in the ways of the world. if you were in any other place, you'd be either dead, or well into your fourth pregnancy, with half of your kids dead from malnutrition. now go play with your dolls, because clearly you're not ready to be a member of any society.
listen here, you little Harpy I'm not the one fucking up the lives of people I supposedly care about. Don't ever assume you know more than somebody half a decade older than you who's covered in scars. at least I have the courtesy to put my enemies out of their misery. maybe you'll find the person you deserve at some point in your so far self inflicted life, you certainly didn't deserve him.
good god, how much of that novel do you expect a drunk paratrooper to read? put this through a still and chop the bullshit out. dude's crazy. and trust me little girl, until you've been where I've been, you don't know a thing. I assure you, I understand, I understand that you're a self centered drama queen that loves to shit her problems onto other people. maybe he just got smart and got the hell out of dodge when he saw the chance.
-gunner
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My nickname is the "dateless wonder". I'm almost 16 years old and I've never had a boyfriend. I've never even been asked out. It's not that my parents don't let me date, is that no guy has ever approched me. I apparently scare people! IDK why, I've been called emo,cutter and druggy, but I'm not! My friends call me a Teddy Bear and say I act and look cute, but then I hear rumors going on saying that I'm scary! I am a flirt failure to boot. I don't like those kind of games, I'm straight forward and I apparently speak bluntly.... I don't know what to do! How can I be more approchable? I've been told by friends that guys have tried to flirt with me before, they would start walking up to me then suddenly turn away. Why do I repel guys? I really don't want to be single all of High School! Please help?!
alright emo girl, welcome to the club. hey, obviously you're not an AE kinda girl, so that limits your prospects right off the bat. don't go off of what your friends say, they're liars. stare at yourself in the mirror, and ask yourself "would I fuck me?" and if your answer is "hell yeah, I'd fuck me", then go out and make yourself available to chat with the opposite sex. guys will laugh at anything, so use some situational humor.
-gunner
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i'm a 19/f and i'm korean. i'm 5'6", but i love wearing heels, i try to find ones that are only 2 1/2in tall, but i always end up getting ones that are around 3-4 in. i know this is random, but i was just wondering (since koreans/asians in general) are sort of conservative) if 3-4 in heels on a girl is too high/looks bad? thanks all for the advice, i'd love both asian girl and boy opinions, thank you :)
who doesn't love high heels? first thing that comes to mind when I see a hot girl wearing heels is "damn!". heels are the ultimate feminine accessory, especially in an age of metrosexualism, or as I like to call them, sissies.
-gunner
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i feel so sad hearing sad songs want to die feel unwanted im 13 and im so lonely
hahahaha,
what the hell do you have to feel sad about? try having the humvee twenty feet in front of you explode, and watch your friend stumble out of it covered in fire, listening to the muffled screams coming from inside the wrecked truck as your comrades burn to death. depressing enough for you?
these people are artists, songs are designed to convey an emotion. you're human. congratulations.
-gunner
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how do you have sex in the water.
JUST FUCK!
THATS IT.
-gunner
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