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Ok, this one girl keeps saying stuff about me that isn't true. I don't know what I should do!!!!!! I don't want to hit her I just want her to leave me alone!!! Any advice would be great!!

kill her

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about three months ago my ex-boyfriend died. i broke up with him b4 he got sick or i knew he was sick. after his death i had feelings of guilt. i thought his funeral would help he seek closure but it only made it worse. now all i can ever think about is how unfair it is. sometimes i have nightmares about him hating me. i used to go to a therapist before his death for other issues but and i didnt really like it b/c i never got any advice or anything. but sometimes the nightmares are too much to take and all i want to do is cry. and sometimes i cant cry hard enough to make the pain stop. and all the things ppl say like "hes in a better place" doesnt change the fact that hes dead. does anyone know how to deal with death?

well its not your fault that he died, and he probably doesnt hate you. just give this some time and cry, cry will make the pain stop if you do it enough. pretty soon youll get over this. think of all the good times you had together. hope i helped.

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my boyrfiend and i have been together for two years we are both 17 and he is in the army well in oct. of this year he was suppose to be deployed to baghdad for a year and a half, which ruined our plans of going to college together so i planned on staying home and going to a school near by till he got back well turns out he actaully wont be going, but now he has this mindset of not going to college at all, which i think is pretty stupid. He said that when he turns 18 this fire department has some kind of job waiting for him. he said he would be making 40k a year and insists that he doesnt HAVE to go to college at all. He hasnt really made up his mind which I think is unfair to me b/c what he does effects me and i am again finding myself putting my life on hold for him...we grad. in May and im not committed to anything school wise which really scares me Im so lost and dont know what to do getting someone else point of view would be awesome thanks....

this is really hard to get over, im guessing. if your boyfriend is going to get a job then let him. you can go to college and be smart and make lots-o-money. any way you 2 can get an apartment or a house together. and you can go to a close college and he can go to his job. youll still be together and be happy with separate jobs. hope i helped

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ok i have this really big test tommorow and i havent been in school its for science and social studies. its on:

soical studies-the 1920's
science-molecules(sp)

please please help me!!dont delete

o i hate molecules but i just took a test on it. ok nuetrons are nuetral, electrons have anegative charge and protons have a positive charge. omg im such a dumbass i forget the rest. any way for the 1920's there was the depression and people were like into rythm-y music and blues.flappers are from the 20s and they were like sluts back then. thats really all i can help ya with (excuse my stupedity)hope i helped. oh yea and you could ask your mom if shell write you a note saying your not ready to take the test. ive done it lots of times and teachers let me get away with it. theres an advicenator on this site. shes my good friend and shes really smart. she can help you with all this school shit. her username prupiperpheobepage. hope i helped

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What stocks should I buy?

birkinstocks

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Please, I'm in love with someone who lives across the country from me. I'm so in love with him and I can't be with him until I'm older. What do I do? ..He loves me back but what if a girl moves in? I mean if another girl does move in I'll have to move aside..I just really do love him. He knows I do but theres now way to explain how much. I've never been in love before and it scares me because I know this wont work out..I just want to be with him.

visit him every summer. hell prolly love that and you 2 can talk for a while and catch up on whatever you missed. you can call, e-mail, write letters, and IM too. hope i helped

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well, about a year ago, i got hit by a car and broke my thigh bone, the doctor put two screws in it.. recently, the doctor told me i had to go into day sergery to get them out, i asked what it was, i he sed that you had to be awake throughout the whole entire thing! i got so scared... should i go though it, cuz he sed i have a choice, does it hurt alot?? help!

well im terrified og surgery too. since he said you have a choice you ask him if you can get the surgey while you have anestisia (spelling) its a drug that makes you sleep. hope i helped!

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My friend is soo depressed, that everytime I'm with her, she brings me down too. And I try to cheer her up, but she just gives me one of those fake smiles. It is breaking up our friendship now, and I don't want that to happen. What do I do to help her?!

get her a psychiatrist(spelling?) and be ith her all the time. hope i helped

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What are the best excersises and best ways to excercise for a 13 year old in middle school that wants a flat stomach, keep a flat stomach, and build some muscle? And how often should I excersise?

if you flaten your stomach youll lose weight. but you can do crunches with a dumbell in each hand. hope i helped

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Can anyone give me step by step instructions on how to make home-ade brownies. Please include ingrediants. Thanks.

its home-made

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i like to look at girls bodys..like boobs..butt..and girls online.does this mean i am BI?i never made out with a girl but i almosted did..i made out with a couple of guys..and i like guys but do i also like girls?

please help

yea ur bi, and thats completely fine.

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i feel like im not a sensitive person. for example, if someone got hurt, it kinda doesnt make me feel sorry for them. i really want to be nicer, i just dont know how=)

you dont have to be nicer, just dont make mean comments. if you dont say any thing theyll never know you dont care. hope i helped

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ok, so my best friend's boyfriend raped her, and i don't know what to do. i know i should tell someone, but she's being dumb, and saying it was her fault, but when you get down to the point SHE WAS RAPED. i don't want her to be mad at me, but i should tell someone right? either that, or i could kill him, but i wouldn't do that. so help????!!!!! please. thanks everyone
Sincerely,
Confused concerned friend

tell some one

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well, tell me please how to make a girl love you truly madly deeply and sincerely till the eternity?
apart from sex? what other things impresses a girl for long?

buy her expensive gifts 4 her b-day, valentines day, ect. and tell her you love her and teell her how pretty she is. i kno it sounds like spoiling er but grls like it. hope i helped

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Hi...ummm I just started a make-up buisness where people can tell me what flavor or color of any kind of make-up (like lip stick, gloss, etc.)
and I really need the money! Does anyone know how I can get people to know about and buy my products? I'll rate high!!! Thanks!

put up fliers saying to call you and order their product. hope i helped

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Ok well yesterday i was playin tackle football with my friends well now i am covered in bruises and i am in alot of pain any suggestions to help me get rid of th pain dont say take advil or anything like that because i tried that like a hour ago and it didnt help so any suggestions to help other than that. Any advice will probably be appreciated

take a cold bath, that will make you feel like youre in ice and ice helps bruises. hope i helped

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ok i'm 17/f (almost 18) and i tend to fall for younger guys. the past 3 guys that i've liked (i went out with one) have been 15 and young 16. i'm a senior and they're all sophomores (one should be a junior). to make it better, my brother is a sophomore as well, and is older than one of them (the one i went out with). my friend says that going out with sophomores would make me look like i'm easy (which i'm definitely not...i'm waiting until marriage). is there any way that i could get myself to stop liking younger guys or is there nothing wrong with it? thanks so much :)

every young guy you see imagine him as a baby and youll prolly think thats wrong so you get the piont hope i helped

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Hey, i have nothing against black people at all, im jewish and i think i have a crush on a guy thats black. I'm not aloud to date until im 16 but like my parents i dont think would want me marrying someone that is black not because there black its just that they think i should marry a jew. So, my question is, is should i not like him i mean im prob not going to marry him or date him unless he likes me. WHta should i do?

secretly go out with this guy and then if ya get married ever run away from your parents. lol. hope i helped

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Ok, so last week i was in 3rd hour and my closet friend said to me Pass me a note and i will give it to the boy u like! (he sits right next to him) So i said i will give it to u after class. He said No give it now! So i gave it to him. He ran to the teacher with the note and said SHE PASSED A NOTE TO ME! Holy Sh*t! I was humilated! My closet friend did that! Now he is all like hye whats up? What should i do!

i dunno your really confusing

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Ok well my sister tells me everthing. And this weekend she went snowboarding in frisco w/ her friends and boyfriend. And all her friends and her drink under age (she's only 17)and my mom always tells her not to drink or do sex. And our family friend who was only 17 died 2 years ago from achohol poisining. And I know there's going to be sex and drinks up in the mountains. Im just scared and I really want her 2 stop. Help. Wut shood i do?

go to thee mountains with her and if she tries anything bad threaten to tell your mom. hope i helped

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