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Long story short, I'm from Los Angeles, went to an amazing school, left the US and moved to the Middle East. I've been backpacking around Europe and the Middle East on and off since August 2013.


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Quite frankly, I'm sarcastic way more than I should be. Read a few of my answers, and you'll see that I am not totally mean to anyone.

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Did it really work in only three days? I went to the website and they have like two creams. Do you know whitch one is best? And I have very senstive skin do you think it will irrate it? THANKS SO MUCH!

Well, up until today, it worked for me. Mine is older.

Today, though, I think I had an allergic reaction, but for the past year or so, it's worked wonders.

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i havent hit puburty yet can it hurt me if i still wack off thanks

What's purburty lololol?

No. And "purburty" doesn't exist.

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who has a pic of a sexy ass man.if you do, send to mexicoscar@yahoo.com

-thanks

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Are you joking?

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does that clearasil ultra clearer skin in three days stuff work? or natures cure? if not what does.

The three day stuff works pretty well.

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Im 15/f and havent done anything sexually. i was wondering if i should be shaving? I have and it hurts really bad and leaves red bumps. Any suggestions? I dont know what guys are into. Should I even be shaving or does it matter? THANKS!

Until there's a guy that will see it and has a preference, do it how you want.

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ok so im supposed to instruct a class in doing something, for 3 minutes.. like how to work out the right way, make a balloon animal, make a brade, ti your own tie, or something you know.. but i have no clue what to do, i dont want it to be too childish, but not too boring either.. something that is easy and quick to teach, but most people might not know.. do you have any ideas?

Well, you really don't give enough detail, because we don't know what you already know how to do.

I would suggest showing how to use your diaphragm singing, or how to do a cartwheel, but if you don't know how to do these things, then my answer will be of no help to you.

When I had to do this for 6 minutes, I taught how to make soap, and it went over really, really well.

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MY FRIEND IS THEE MOST ANNOYEST PERSON EVER WHEN IT COMES TO GUYS.

She is just rawr. Like, she likes this boy, that likes me.. & I used to like him [it has nothing to do with me still having feelings for him] But, she always likes the same people I do, she just always copies me! & the people she likes, don't like her.. at all. & i just can't stand it. How do I make her understand these things? Why does she want to waste her time?

& then when i try to be like.. "why do you like him? he doesn't like you.. like someone who likes you." [i say it alot nicer though] & she flips out. she starts saying.. "What are you trying to get at" & stuff & its like grr annoying.

what do i do?

You are so self-centered.

She could just have the same taste in guys as you do. I have the same taste in guys as one of my friends does.

Don't flatter yourself by thinking that she is copying you.

If she were flirting with or hooking up with your boyfriend, then you should be concerned.

He's not yours, and he's not property.

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I have an outfit, that is in need of my breast being pushed up. I bought a push up bra but it doesnt do the trick. Any suggestions?

[ps. I need this answered by tonight-- my daughter is having her Bat mitzvah]

Safety pin the cups to each other, thus eliminating the bit of fabric in between the cups.

Bat mitzvahs are SO fun!

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Very briefly.
I know this sounds weird...but
I am so paranoid that I cant sleep.
I believe that there is some paranormal
or supernatural spirit in my home that
will hurt me. I have taken over and
perscript. drugs for this but nothing
has helped. I am afraid to sleep!! This
is affecting my daily life. I plan on
going to see a psychiatrist soon but
making the appt. and all takes a while.
So until then what can I do? I have already looked at many sites and found nothing helful enough.
-Keosha(columnist)

Post it a third time.

That was sarcasm.

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Are there any known MySpace viruses that somehow go into your account and use your page to comment others without your knowledge? My friend recently sent me a kind of suspicious comment involving a "MySpace camera." The url was something having to do with "freevegasclubs," leading me to believe that my friend did not mean to send me this comment...she might have had the virus passed onto her, thus she might not have control over what she is "commenting" to the friends on her page. I also clicked on it, so now I might be exposed to this virus. I don't want to be sending comments to people I barely know. Plus I don't want any further damage from this virus to show up on my computer. I am really concerned with this, so please help.

Not if you only type your password into Myspace and don't click on the links next time.

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I'm going on a flight tomorrow and I'm curious as to how big Southwest's seats are. I'm not in first class, I imagine we have coach seats but I don't travel often and I find most airplane seats to be a bit uncomfortable and not having enough room. Can someone tell me how Southwest's seats are? Thanks!

Southwest's planes only have one type of seat. I only fly Southwest.

I'm only 5', and I sit criss-cross-applesauce, so I find there to be enough room. If you a 6'7 bodybuilder, then you might be a little cramped.

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Hello everyone. I am a first time flier and I am worried about the security check thing. We are flying with Southwest if that helps any. I know most of the rules and I've visted the TSA website but I'm still a bit confused.

1. Can I carry on a camera, my makeup, and my cellphone?

My main concern is make-up.

2. If I decide to put my make-up in my luggage (the luggage they throw around) and it goes through the scanner thing, and they see it, would they open my luggage, exposing my clothes and everything to take the make-up out?

3. If anything liquid or gel is in my luggage will they take it out?

4. If I dont want them to throw away anything or confinscate anything should I put it in my luggage?

5. I also read that the checked baggage screening can damage undeveloped film, does that include the memory card of a digital camera?

6. Also, what about purfume? That is flammable. Would they raid my luggage to retrieve that as well?

7. Could I pack an underwire bra in my luggage and they wont touch it?

1. If you have liquid makeup (ie lip GLOSS or mascara or foundation), the security screener can choose to confiscate it if he or she sees it as a threat. Your cell phone has to remain off during the entire flight. The camera is fine, but ask them to hand-check it just to be sure that it isn't damaged.

2. I don't think that you know this: They don't inspect your real luggage in front of you-they inspect what will be in your hands on the plane, also called your carryon. But yes, they would.

3. Go to the TSA's website to get up to the minute information on this.

4. Yes.

5. It's the x-ray. I don't think so. Mine has been okay, but if you feel unsure, ask the screener to hand-check it.

6. Not if it is in your checked luggage.

7. Well, they choose to open a certain number of bags to check them by hand. They might touch it in the process, so no, you technically can't. Do you mean will they specifically take it out because it is contraband? No; that poses no security threat.

They say not to wear underwire bras because it can cause complications in the metal detector (ie make it go off), but That is the only kind of bra I wear, and I've never had any problems.

Have fun. I LOVE flying.

Southwest's peanuts are the best.

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my grandfather has rescently passed away. do you have any song suggestions to play at his funeral? something saying i'll miss you, or goodbye. any kind of music.

I'm so sorry to hear that.

I suggest going onto iTunes, or something similar and searching "death" and "goodbye."

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FYI... an eye doctor is called an optometrist, not an opthamologist.

Actually, an eye doctor can be either.

An opthamologist is also an eye surgeon. Quite frankly, they are usually more experienced and understand more about what goes on in the eye.

FYI...Don't post "questions" like this, please. The moderators, including myself, don't like it.

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How on earth do you add JoJo in Myspace?! I've been trying to add her for like, forever, but I just can't get her last name right.....

I really wanna add her up but I don't freakin' know how.....

So please help me out!

Thanks!

Levesque.

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can i dye my blond hair with green koolaid and if so how do i do it?

Boil the water and put koolaid in. Let cool and pour on hair.

THIS IS PERMANENT.

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Do guys think pantie line showing is sexy or not?

Ew. I'm a girl, and that's gross.

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do you know where to get a freshlook contact lens free sample?

Since contacts are prescribed, only a licensed physician can dispense them.

Call your opthamologist and schedule an appointment today!

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By playing sports how can you pop your cherry and would i know if i pops? How do i know if i already popped it?
Sorry, for all the questions, im just really curious:-)

The person below me is a total idiot.

http://www.coolnurse.com/hymen.htm

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whoever has a macintosh G5 or G4, under system preferences the screensavers for apple consist of a slideshow of beach pictures, i was wondering if any of you knew a site where they got those pictures from or if they have a site of those type of pictures

ps. i'd appreciate it if you didn't tell me to look under google and type in beach, etc.

thank you, i would appreciate if any of you replied if you might know

They probably hired a photographer to do it. I doubt they're from a website.

The only way you'll find pictures is to Google.

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