about

Long story short, I'm from Los Angeles, went to an amazing school, left the US and moved to the Middle East. I've been backpacking around Europe and the Middle East on and off since August 2013.


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Quite frankly, I'm sarcastic way more than I should be. Read a few of my answers, and you'll see that I am not totally mean to anyone.

Type correctly or go home. Yes, that is an ultimatum.



advice

Could someone have a computer program or a thing that would let someone know about what website a person visits or what they do on their computer?

Yes, I suggest running Norton AntiVirus and McAffee.

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How do you sign up for charity? Does anybody know how i could get involved into that. because i really need to get some work done for charity, because i like giving back to my community, but i can't seem to find out a way how to voluenteer for it!

Go to the individual charity and thell them you'd like to help.

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hey guys do any of you happen to know about any stores that sell JUST flats.You know all kind of flats,especially ballet flats.i love those kinds of shoes but im very picky so id like to see some that i actually like.yah this question is pretty weird but i got to know.thanks :)-gabi

On online stores, you can narrow your search, and that's as close as you'll get.

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im 15/f im looking for cute little boutique shops that don't really have a chain of other clothing sotres and carry designer clothing. I live in orange county (ca) and i really like the type of stores where there very up to date with fashion and carry designer clothing (some recognized some not) i already know four boutique shops (rebel, modern romance, dali boutique, and lola rouge for whoever is familiar with those) but what are some more boutique designer clothing.

so what are some more of those type of shops? (ps i would be so happy if they were boutique shops for juniors) thank you so much for answering

If you're willing to come to LA, there's Ventura Boulevard and Melrose.

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Where can I buy a tutu-like skirt?

I don't have any idea where to look.

If there isn't any, then where can I find a tutorial for making one? [I know you use tulle fabric stuff]

I suggest dance stores/websites.

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I forgot my rough draft for my book report + my final for it is due monday FIRST PERIOD. what do i do. its worth like half my grade + im already doing bad in that class.

britnee

Redo it.

A note won't get you anything, unless Mommy and Daddy still hold your hand when you cross the street.


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my hair is soo static-y [haha sp?] right now. every now n then theres a random day that it gets like this and i cant touch it or brush it or anything with out standin up on end like ive been in the electric chair. any quick fixes?

It's actually in the air.

Rubbing a dryer sheet on it will only temporarily solve the problem.



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i swim at the ymca alot. one day i thought it would be funny to play a prank. it was ona saturday and i was at the pool and alot of little kids where in the pool with there parents. when i went in the pool i had a baby ruth bar in my hand so that no one could see it. i was just wadling in the pool and when i swam past/walked the little kids i just let go of the baby ruth bar. the life guard saw it and ordered everyone out of the pool think it was a hazard to health (they thought it was just was just what i wanted them to think it was- a piece of shit). everyone was making a big deal about it. later that day they found out it was a baby ruth bar (when cleaning the pool that it). they said if the person who did it doesnt confess that they will close down the pool for the rest of the hot weather. i dont kno if they will but im not willing to take a chance because i love that pool so much. what should i do..no tell them, tell them , and if i do tell them what should i say? it was just a joke! HELP.

Ask them if they will refund all of the money that people have spent on memberships.

They can't do that.

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I dont know. When guys like people.. do they just look at face. Do they just look at personality , or do they look at both>? Cause i think face does count.Thanks Just wondering

Well, a first impression will obviously be physical.

I'd say both.

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I need help on how to delete my account on advicenators.

The only way is to e-mail DangerNerd.

dangernerd@gmail.com

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I wanna hear you sing! Do you have a youtube video of you singing or music myspace or anything?

Oh, lord. Yeah, here, I'll put it up.

Just so you know, it's an arrangement (from a show I did a few months ago), and so it's not the melody, and the end is also part of a chord. I realize that it might sound off pitch, but it really isn't.

Also, my range is generally higher; this is the lowest thing I've ever sung.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NovYMBMaHfQ

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how come there are some people that have everything? like theres this girl that used to be in my class.. shes practically perfect. she was blessed with really good looks (she was like one of the first people to start wearing make up and unlike most people, she looks really good in it), amazing hair (always a different hairstyle everyday, too!), and... jesus.. you like never see her wear the same outfit twice! and every outfit looks sooo trendy and cute. she has soo many accessories and etc.. she also has a ton of friends, and an older sister. she's also an amazing soccer and basketball player, and even though she doesnt get the best grades (shes in low literacy, too) shes pretty nice to everyone, so its hard to hate her! but i swear, I bet everyone is jealous, lol. I used to think that she lives in an apartment, but it turns out she lives in one of the gigantic mansions in my area! and her parents are still together and have alot of money (obviously). everything seems so perfect! and she doesnt get upset alot, but once in 6th grade she was like really upset that like.. gum got on her $40 dollar bra from victorias secret. omg.. who buys a bra for 40 dollars I ask you!?!?!? how is this possible! she also gets alot of her stuff from hollister, which isnt even in our nearby mall.. so she must go to those other real expensive malls where she gets all her glam stuff. jeez... some people have all the luck! me and my friend were talking about her.. i knew her last year, and she was nice and has a good personality, (though sometimes she can seem too overconfident.. if you know what I mean) but you couldnt help to be jealous! now when i look at my life.. my family is not all that rich, but we're not poor either. my dad is starting a company which probably will be big if it works out (hes still setting it up) but like.. I dunno. then i'd have to leave all my friends here.. and that would suck because its not the same when you meet new people and you havent known them since kindergarten.. or like it may, but its better to grow up with people... if you get what i mean. anyway, i'll probably wear an outfit and then mix it up a little the next week.. but basically still wear the same thing. i only have 1 pair of jeans that actually looks good (from american eagle) and well.. yeah. i cant really follow trends because now my parents arent all that rich. heck i couldnt even have a 13th bday party and i have to pay for me and my friends to see a movie instead. (I'm 13 today and my "movie party" is next week). I'm pretty, but my mom wont let me get make up.. i dont even have enough money to get my own make up, nor do i know how to apply it. i'm kinda shy unless you get to know me, and well i do good in schools, and i like to play soccer, basketball, and dance, but I'm not like an amazing athlete like that girl im talking about was. like i didnt make the soccer team (im in 7th grade) and she made the team, and its the A team! most of the A team is 8th graders, and most of the B team is 7th graders. wow.. just wow. she even gets to play soccer otherwise in a different county than ours like 30-40 mins away.. and its travel soccer! i only get to do rec.. and i've only played in 3 seasons. i wish i started soccer earlier.. basketball too, but im better at basketball than soccer. ugh.. i just.. dont know. i guess like.. everyone has something special about them.. im not saying that i dont like myself.. I think I'm a great person and all, but like.. its just kinda unfair that this girl has like everything! i dont even have an ipod, cellphone, etc. I have like.. gameboy color, and a gamecube, opposed to nintendo DS and playstation 3. and.. like etc. i know this was ridicuosly long, but its been in my head. i dunno if i just like have no self confidence.. sometimes i dont, but usually i do... well it depends if im in a good mood or not. or maybe its because im wacko, which some of y'all may say. or maybe im just a green jealousy-person. ugh.. well.. yeah thats pretty much it.

also, what do you think it takes to be popular? i dunno what i am.. i dont know anybody that hates, me and i have friends and junk (no boyfriend, too). i dont deliberately try to be mean to people, if i am, im probably just joking around, unless i really mean it, but thats rare. i wont be like "your such a bitch, amanda!" since i'm like a positive person and think everyone has a good thing about them (I know.. kinda retarded way of thinking. like theres this loser guy in my class and even though hes made fun of me before (it was really retarded, and this guy i liked stuck up for me, though i dont care what the loser guy says

This is going to sound conceited, but I don't care.

I'm popular. I would say 80% of my grade, plus a couple hundred other kids know who I am.

I'm genuine, and unique, and I honestly think that it really sets me apart from everyone else. People know that I won't stab them in the back.

I smile and laugh a lot. I'm fun to be around.

I don't have a boyfriend either, but I just kind of stopped thinking about it so much, and I'm better friends with all of my guy friends now.

Your financial situation is pretty important in high school, but it really isn't everything. I have money. I'm not going to lie. I just use it well. American Eagle's prices drop every couple weeks as they get more stuff in. Right now, a bunch of designers are designing for Target. I wish I could buy the whole women's department.

According to my friends I have good hair. It looks pretty different every day. I don't wear that much makeup. I am okay at putting it on, but I don't feel the need to wear a mask each day.

You are superficial if you care about your reputation so much that you won't befriend someone. When I see people that are mean to others, I shy away from them.

I talk to everybody and have a lot of friends. I have friends that are just like me, and I have friends that are nothing like me, but I don't care. This sounds mean, but we aren't all models.

I think that you nened to open up more, and try to make a new friend every day. Two of my friends, Eddie and Dylan, introduced themselves to me. Both of them said something along the lines of, " You are so cute. What's your name?" We've been friends ever since.

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i get bad pit stains mostly in the summer but sometimes in gym class at school so i always have to put a sweatshirt or something on so no one sees because its gross but that just makes me hotter so it doesnt help other than the fact that people cant see them any more. does anyone know any good products or techniques that can help to prevent this or stop it totally. thanks so much!

You could have hyperhydrosis.

Other than that, Ban deodoant works really well. There are also certain fabrics that make you sweat more.

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i saw your answer to the question about the big zit, and i was wondering why you said to put honey on it. i mean that just sounds ridiculous to me. i dont know of any antiseptic or cleaning properties that it has.
an explination would be great.

It's just a home remedy. Honey actually cures a lot of things.

You asked for an answer, and I gave you one.

Just because you don't know something doesn't mean that it's not true.

Especially since you don't capitalize.

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any ideas on how to get rid of hickys in like 2 hours??? please help. thanks

Ice.

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13/f

okay so i woke up this morning, looked in the mirror & i see this GIGANTIC zit on my nose. i'm not exaggerating. i'm going roller skating tonight with a bunch of my friends including the guy i like! so i need to get rid if it FAST. i have already washed my face like 8 times & used oil free acne wash on it twice. what else can i do to make it go away by tonight??? thank you soooooooo much if you can give me any advice at all.

You probably made it worse by washing it so many times, to tell you the truth.

Put honey on it for 15 minutes, then GENTLY wash it off.

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17/f
i think i have problems weird stuff allways seems to happen to people when there around me and its like people are reading my thought i know they are i no it sounds crazy but they read my mind and some times say the exact same thing i been thinking of is there something going on around me i am not aware about?????

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Oooooooooooooooooooooo.

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i know this is kinda wierd
13/F
im trying 2 put in a tampon
maybe im 2 young? i dont no but i got the smallest kind they sell and lubricant (whatever that is) and im trying to put it in im folowing the directions but it hurts and im worried im doing somthing wrong because i stopped and it still hurts maybe its in the wrong hole? i dont know but is it suposed to hurt? and what can i do to make it actually go in and not hurt? thanx!

You can't "put it in the wrong hole." There are clear directions in the box. It took me awhile, too.

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Is there a very helpful site that could give me words that sound really effective with a New York accent? Such as, instead of mustard-mustid!! I need the accent for an audition.

MikeCFT has a thick New York accent. I suggest asking him.

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hi, well i live in england, and was just wandering, what america is really like? is it like in the movies? because over here, its crap, everythin is grey, all the colours turn grayish, because of the weather(dark, dull windy etc). my uncle came back from new york recently and told me it was amazing, but he had to go so i didnt get to hear anymore. any help?

Pshh.

I'm actually from Arizona, but I live in Los Angeles. People here are kind of fake. It's fun to visit, though. See TV studios and stuff.

Your government is better. Heck, I could do a better job as President than Bush has.

It's fun. We have different words. Crisps are chips. We don't have Us in color of favor.

Come visit.

Oh, and DisneyWorld isn't anything to come to America for, let me tell you that. Hawaii is fun.

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