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Bagels with raisins at least have some fiber, and cream cheese has protein. And dammit I miss you, call me. I hope you are ok. P.S. Have access to the best hot tub ever.
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I don'think you understood the question. Keep in mind that Ramona only has been in the store a total of five times spread out over a year and she never stays in the store long enough. She gets her stuff, pays and leaves. Re-read the story again. The part of your answer that bothers me is "but I also think the guy likes her looks to have noticed at all."

STORY: Ramona and the store clerk are the two people in the story. Ramona came in and purchased her garlic tablets. However, on the way out she asked the clerk how much should one take. The clerk said to her that most women should weigh a 160, however, she weighs a little less so she can take less. The little less bothered her so she asked him to clarify what he thought she weighs and he said 130. She replied you don't know what I look like and he remarked that I see you come in here. Telling her that he thought she weighed 130 upset her because everyone always tells her that she looks like she weighs 110 or less. Also keep in mind that he wasn't facing her when he said this and there was a partition blocking his view of her so all he saw was her face and neck. What do you think? Should Ramona be bent out of shape about this or should she say "He didn't see me at all and just threw out a number" Also keep in mind that she has only been in the store a total of five times spreadout over the year even though the clerk said that he sees her come into the store. And those five times she got her stuff, paid and left - never stayed long. Thank you for all your help in advance



KEEP IN MIND THE FOLLOWING: (1) RAMONA WAS WEARING A COAT WHEN SHE CAME INTO THE STORE THAT DAY (2) LATER ON WHEN THE CONVERSATION TOOK PLACE SHE WAS STANDING BEHIND A PARTITION ALL THE CLERK COULD SEE WAS HER NECK AND FACE (3) ALSO KEEP IN MIND EVERY ONE ALWAYS TELLS RAMONA SHE IS THIN/SKINNY, WEIGHS NO MORE THAN 110 POUNDS

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zapreth answered Sunday August 14 2005, 1:06 am:
Ramona should read the directions on the bottle of pills and not ask questions store clerks aren't qualified to answer in the first place. As to her weight, not everyone is good at guessing weight. Being 20 off is no big deal. I'm sure the coat did it, but I also think the guy likes her looks to have noticed at all.

I understood the story. How many times she comes in doesn't matter. The store clerk would have seen her when she entered that day and through any security mirrors in the store. The only time that counts is the this time. Plus some people are mistaken for others. Or the clerk could just have a good memory.

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What does masturbate mean? Do girls and guys masturbate or just guys? And when do ppl usually start?

Masturbation is the act of self sexual stimulation. Yes, boys and girls can both do it. As to when it starts, uh... Well it has been documented in girls in the womb. I personally don't believe this, but I have read that it does. A friend told me about her seven year old nephew who said he pulled on his thing to make it grow, that it felt good. I really wish she hadn't told me, but I guess there is your answer.

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hey, i had my period like 15 days ago and today i noticed that there was a little blood on my underwear and kind of coming , out but it was brownish( didnt look my the usual blood) and it kept randomly coming today, it was grosse... whats it from?

It's gross, but a normal part of being female. It is called spotting, sometimes it's red, sometimes brownish. Also if you've been active it will try to flush your system of impurities that way. Yeah, I know, Like that is supposed to be purifying? As I said, gross but part of the price for being a girl.

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if you put homemade strabery milk in the freazer will it make ice cream? i rate 5s no smart asses please
[[its w/ strawbary suryup nd milk]]

no, it will become a sort of funky ice pop though. Problem is trying to get it out of the container. Ice cream can be made with buttermilk and strawberry jam that way. It's not great, but at least you can put a spoon in it.

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Hi, I was wondering if it was safe to blow-dry your hair during a storm. My hair gets really frizzy if I don't blow-dry it as soon as possible, but I don't want to get electricuted! It's not exactly here, but to the east of me, but there's still lightning and everything. Please help, I want to make sure if it's ok or not. Thank you!!!

no, nor is it a good idea to be on the computer.

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Ok. so my boyfriend just told me that he didn't want to have sex tell he is married but I really don't want to wait me and let's call him stuart have been dating a while and i'm in love with him so much but I really don't want to wait. What do I do?

I would expect a honorable male to respect your wishes if you did not wish to have sex until marriage. I would expect you to respect his if he feels the same way. You are being selfish.

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what books do you have to read to become a witch and beable to do witchcraft? and is there sertain rules about it thats different than the regular life stuff?

It has been quoted many times that there are no stupid questions, just stupid answers. I don't believe that. I believe the computer programing adage, "Garbage in; garbage out."

That said, here is my garbage to you. Witchcraft is not just something you read in a book and learn to do. If you go at the practice this way you will regret it. You do not just become a witch. The various branches of witchcraft are based on spiritual beliefs passed down through the years like any other religion or spirituality. Trying to become a witch like you'd become an English teacher will not work. You can go to any bookstore and look into their New Age section to find what you are looking for, but I would seriously suggest that you not pursue this idea.

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Is it true once you get your period that you're breasts start to grow alot more faster? I heard that they grow another 2 inches...is that true? thnx

It is true that your breasts will grow a bit faster, but not everyone's grow at the same rate or as much. Don't expect a huge change in breast size. It is not that normal, but it can happen.

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i`m 16 & my boyfriend is in jail i love him more then anything in this world .. he says hes gonna change but i dont know if i should believe him what should i do

Here's the thing: I doesn't matter what he says or that you love him at this point. He needs to prove himself. A person can say they will change and really mean it with all their heart, but the fact is people rarely find the strength to make those changes. He needs to grow up and do what he claims he wants to do before you should get back together with him. You are too young to throw yourself away for a promise that has nothing to back it up. Let him know you care and that you believe in him, but tell him this is something he needs to do on his own and for himself. That is the only way true change can occur. I wish you luck and love!

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is it unhealthy if you dont masterbate or play with yourself down there?

Not as long as you wash your hands. Before and after.

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ok well in the 5th grade i made 5th grade honnor choir and i was an alto, but then when i went to middle school my choir director put me as sprano (sp?) and then this year i made the 8th grade choir in 7th grade, as a sprano but i was talking about it to my friend and she said that the sprano's have to go reall really high! and i can only go to high la and she said they went to like high ti and i dont know if ill be able to go that high it is only one step higher but still that is reall really high! and so i was wondering if there is anyway other than just warming up and trying to go higher to get that high on the staff.
please only people that know what they are talking about answer this question.

thanks!
cam

There are different levels of saprano. Not all sapranos can reach the highest registers and sometimes you must train to develop your voice to its highest(pun intend) level. Speak with your chior director about voice training. Even if you manage to hit the high note, then you have the fight of holding it. Even I can hit the notes once in a while, but I don't have the stamina to carry one in an actual performance.

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when i see like sex seens in movies and what not i get this weird feeling in my vagina...what is this? thanks

It's called arousal.

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if a blind person got shampoo in their eyes would it sting? dotn tell me its a stupid question i know ! i rate high!

Yes it would sting. The pain receptor nerves are not what is damaged when eyesight is lost.

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ok well i have this boy friend and he wants to finger me but i always get this weird like thudding/throbbing feeling in my crotch what is that? can i stop it? would it be noticable to him? and is it normal?i need help fast thanks!

What kind of sex education courses are being taught these days? What you are feeling is called arousal! Concider it a female hard-on. Just because you don't have a penis to jut out and tell the world you want sex, doesn't mean you don't have the same kind of reations that a guy does. Excitement brings blood to his penis to make it swell for sex, and a woman's body sends blood to swell her sex organs to make a tighter fit and sitmulate ejaculation. Yes he notices it and it should please him because it means he's doing something right. You are too young to be doing this if you have no clue what's going on with your own body.

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Somtimes in my private place i dont know witch but somtimes there a (bump or zit).I`ve never had sex.And i`ve never shave over there.When the doctor takes your urin sample isn`t that soupose to tell if you have any dises over there.Plese help me I am so confused.

No, the urine sample generally checks for high levels of sugar, protien, blood cells and pregnancy. You need to ask the doctor to physically examine the area. I have no clue what's wrong, but it's likely something normal and simple to deal with. Just go to the doctor and tell them what's wrong and where. This is their job, so don't be embarrassed. They see worse everyday.

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My bf and I just had a big fight. I'm a pretty emotional person, and i warn him a lot about that. Well he started pushing my buttons said i was lazy (after all i've done today was work and clean) and that i didnt try hard enough in school cause i didnt get straight A's cause of French and a 11th grade math class (only a freshman folks) and it upset me to the point where i picked up a razor set it down. took tumbtacks n stabbed my wrist with them. i stopped cutting awhile ago. i was gona break up with him cause i dont wanna start cutting agian. but he really usualy makes me happy. then he had to go n i was a bitch n said like hell u do. and im upset that i got so mad at him. did i have ne reason to?
Also, i told him to go away leave me alone n shit put up aways but he kept pestering me. saying i was cute when i was mad. or it was funny or sumtin.
why so emotional??? or is he being a dick?

Yes, he's being a dick. Yes, you are being overly sesitive about it. My grandfather loved to bug the crap out of my grandma because she truely does look adorable when she's mad. One of my uncles does the same thing to her for the same reason. The problem with this kind of teasing is that the guy rarely realized how much it really hurts. Having been a cutter, you are not stable enough emotionaly to deal with this brand of affection. You need to get into some therapy to help you find another means of relieving your stress. Things aren' hope;ess between you two, but he's got to develop a bit more restraint with his teasing. Yeah apologized for snapping at him, but not for being annoyed in the first place. Luck and Love

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ok i went to this dance with my guy friend. first off when we were dancing he started grinding wiht me and then with slow dancing we were dancing really my face was right against his. also when we were grinding there was a point where he kind of backed off. why was that do you think?? and do you think he likes me?? Should i tell him i like him??

He more than likely got a hard on and was embarrassed. It is a natural reation to grinding that guys usually and girls very often get turned on. After all the dance is supposed to mimic sex. Does he like you? Don't know. I've been physically attracted to people I don't even know much less like. If you want to tell him you like him, then tell him. At least his body seems to think you're alright.

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hey okay i had this real good friend until she meet olivia me and olivia were good friends but now she is just a bitch she always turns people against me and now she has turnd my best friend against me like one night she IMs me saying i hate your guts but she does this when she is only around olivia ........i have to be nice and i cant say nething to her because she is hooking me and her cousin up.....but like she usualy talks to me on the internet but last night she was curseing me out and stuff but hey olivia was at her house right next her ........i dont kno what to do like should i talk to her about this or just leave it alone and let time take its tol?

Hot cousin or no hot cousin, this abuse is not worth it. Block her from your IM. If she is so weak that she feels the need to hurt you just to impress the Olivia, you don't need her in your life. This is not a person to trust or like. She is weak and foolish. She will only drag your self esteem down as a trophy for her new master.

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My hair has been extra tangled lately. In the morning it takes 10 minutes to brush out my wet hair. Can anyone suggest some products to cure this problem. My first thought was Johnson & Johnson's No More Tangles shampoo, but isn't that for little kids?

Nexus Ensure is the absolute greatest detangler conditioner. The Johnson and Johnson may work too, yeah the scent is for kids so that might be a problem to you, but the product should work ok.

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