hi i'm smelly good my mother gave that name to me as a baby. then off to the circus i went. now i go all over the world to
entertain people. life on the road is hard but i love it. my best friend is a girl with no legs so she has to walk on her hands.
i can talk to animals. it's a fun job. but sometimes very hard. after my mother gave me to circus people i never saw her
again. but thats ok because i love my new family. my mom is named mary she can pick things up with her eyes. my dads name is normon he really can't do anything. well the circus is calling the people are waiting i have to go.
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Location: helsinki
Occupation: in a circus/spit fire
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Does anyone know how to get rid of highlights? Mine have kind of faded but I want them to be gone quicker. Any suggestions besides going to the hair dresser? (link)
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go get so hair dye in a store and dye it back to your normal hair coulor
hope i helped
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im 13/f and whenever i go swimmin i get a little darker and i like my skin tone the way it is how do i go swimmin and still not get a tan? (link)
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put a lot of sun screen on. that's what i do
it works like a charm
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Which hair straightener would be best out of the three:
Sedu.
Chi.
Coloriss [Sp?]
Price isn't a big deal, I`m just looking for quality. (link)
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chi i use that and it is great! it makes my hair perfect!
hope i helped
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Can you shave your legs using soap and will it give you razor burn? (link)
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yes you can shave your legs with soap. No i don't think you'll get razor burn because i never do
hope i helped
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what eyeliner color brings out dark brown eyes? does blue eyeliner do that? (link)
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green eyeliner does it that is what i use and i have dark brown eyes and it works just fine!
hope i helped oh and yes blue is good too.
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Is it safe to ride roller coasters when you are pregnant? I know it's probably not towards to end of pregnancy, but what about the first few months? (link)
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no it is not! it could damage the baby or kill it. i really hope i helped you.
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For school we're learning about gods and goddesses. And in one of the stories about the gods and goddesses of the Romans, the believe that the sun created the earth and stuff and made the earth just appear. I need some songs that would represent that. Songs about the Earth appearing for the first time. Atleast try to help, and I'll give ya a rating for trying. (link)
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let the cool goddess rust away
by clap your hands say yeah
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pleeease help! I have a guy friend that is always up on me i use to like him but i like someone else now, so he always flirts with me and has his arm around me and holding me and i dont want to tell him NO GET OFF ME! caus i still wanna be his friend, just not like a couple, what can i do to kinda give him the idea i dont want a boyfriend and what can i say to make him stop putting his hands around me other then no or get off me or your making me uncomfotalble, they all sound so stupid (link)
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just tell him that you like him as a friend and you don't want him to touch you anymore. or just say that he is just your
friend. and just get that in his mind until he stops doeing what he's doing.
i hope i helped
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so last night i tried to put my first tampon in. i got it to go in alright but once it was in i started to get dizzy and stuff so i took it out then like 2 minutes later i puked..is that normal? thanksss! (link)
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You just might have TSS. it is some kind of virus that comes
from tampon use. if you read the thing that shows you how
to use tampons and stuff like that it tells you all about TSS.
if you are having feel like you have the flu and your still
puking then you might have it. if not it maybe happend because you were in shock or something.
but if this is still happening you should go get it checked out.
because this could be very bad.
i really hope i helped.
and i'm sorry this happend
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i really cant stand my sister. like anytime she says anything, i like want to kill her. she gets on my last nerves, and its at the point that i cant even be in the same room. shes yougner than me, and thinks shes innocent, but she bugs the hell out of me, and i really cant take it. any suggestions to like get her less annoying (there is ab-suh-lutely NO way im going to a therapist) (link)
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ok. i have a younger sister too she is very stupid. so just try to be gone all the time. or just don't even come in contact with her. just block her out of your life. it may work. but the
only thing is i haven't seen my sister in 10 years. because i've been at the circus half of my young life. this may help but i don't know. just try it out. i really hope i helped. and sorry she's so annoying.
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how do u get rid of underarm odor with using the deodorant? (link)
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wash your underarms with soap . or baby powder .. i hope i helped.
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My butt is so flat! Is there any excersizes or foods or anything I can do to make it bigger? Help. (link)
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Eat a lot of junk food. it really does the trick. eat lots of french fries. it worked for big butt lady in the circus.
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i have six dogs. they are all pretty old. one of my dog is blind,and 3 of them are diabetics. my mom says that chow chow will have to be put to sleep because she is blind and she bites to many people. i'm not sur if i should keep all of them or give them away. i love all of my dogs and i don't want to put anyof them to sleep. should i put them to sleep? or should i keep them. by the way they all are in pain and i know it but their my best friends.
thank you i rate high (link)
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let them go doll it'll work!
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I want to make my room really cool.
I have a blue comforter, pink egg chair, and blue curtains in my room. I want to make it more decorative without making it look cluttered. Does anyone have any ideas that I could make at home, or get stuff at like a drug store. I have white christmas lights wrapped over my closet so its pretty cool. My room is somewhat big, and is filled with wood furniture. If you have any ideas, please help. (link)
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Paint each wall a diffrent bright color. then hang some
posters up to make it happy. And instead of w hite chirstmas lights get diffrent color lights. hope i helped. because colors help me through my hard times! !
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would putting de-odorant on your face cut down sweating? (link)
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By George it will not! it will just make your face smell like deoderant. you could try some powder. it will help. i know this because thre is a girl in the the circus her name is sweat girl when she's not doing shows she likes her face to not be so sweaty so she uses powder. it seems to help her out. I hope it will help you out.
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okay so my nose has blackheads and i wanna get rid of them my friend said "elmers glue" does anyone know if that works? i dont have enough $ for pro-activ and those pore strips don't work.
16/f (link)
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Glue does not work. But you could get Clearasil por cleansing pads. you use them everyday and your blackheads are gone! it works like a charm.
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is lake water bad for acne? (link)
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no it is not bad for acne. i know lake water is kind of gross and poopie. but it's not bad for acne. but just don't drink the water because if you only knew the things people do in it. i hope i helped.
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i am goin to be in a new school this year and i wanna get along w/ everyone and have lotsa friends. but there are alot a bullies in school and i don't wanna pick a fight ever.is there any way i cud get along w/ anybody--even bullies??? i wud appreciate help...tnx (link)
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you can try to be nice to everyone. bevery interesting always happy. you might not be able to get along with everyone but it's worth a try. In the circus we get along with everyonene and everything. because we have to. our job
is to make people laugh. thats why everyone loves
us.
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i'm going to great wolf lodge on friday and i just want to know if its something to be excited about, or is it just a boring old water park? is it really as good as everyone says? i would like someone who has actually been there to answer this! thx! (link)
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it's fun. but after awhile it starts to get kind of boring.
but it is very fun!!
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what is the quickest and easiest way to get rid of a sore that is in my mouth? it REALLY hurts! (link)
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get hot water and put salt in in . dot drink the water but leave it in your mouth. it might hurt. but if you want that sore to go away you have to do it. i hope i helped. and i hope that sore goes away. good luck.
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