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My name is Lisa and I have blonde hair, green eyes and i am like 5'2.My advise can be interesting depending on my mood hehe. Um i like giveing advice but i dont like taking it. + advice is something we already know but wish we didn't... muha, Lisa

advice

when im w. my boyfriend i am like on top of the world and i luv him alot..but then when i go home at night i have second thoughts and i get really confused on if i really do love him and if we should break up or not...what should i do because i dont wanna break up w. him when im w. him ...but i get so confused when were apart!

this happens to me with every guy. its just something you do when you are falling for a guy..

muha,
Lisa

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Okay about a week ago I started going out with one of the most hottest guys you will ever meet and I have liked him for a long time. Well on Tuesday he broke up with me but told my friends all over the school to tell me that it was over. So I was hecka mad and started crying when I got home. But then on Wednesday I was better and was laughing and saw him and he said he wanted to talk to me. I asked him y he broke up with me and he said because i was cheating on him andI really wasnt and I hecka like him and want to go back out with him. Wut should I do? I am a 13 year old female!

dont wast ur time thats cold of him to go around when he doesnt know the facts...to bad his balls havent droped other wise he would have gone up to you and told you himself whats up..sorry sweety boys are pigs haha

muha,
Lisa

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ok there is two boys i like and they both have a gf. one of them is my ex and the other said that he loves me. i wanna go wit my ex and him and his gf dont look like theyr doin good but then i want to go wit the other one but hes goin wit dis hoe and he had no clue bout it. i really love my ex though cause when we broke up i went home cryin and i still havent got over him and its been like 2 months. wat should i do im 13 too and a female

pick the guy that makes you feel special and go after him

muha,
Lisa

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I'm in 8th grade. This is my last year at m school, and I have become like really close with these two girls. Like and we are going to differnt highschools, but they are the only people that I can actually tell them stuff. I'm like really scared because i need one of them to talk to at school..to help me with my problems and stuff! how am i going to survive with out them?! i am totally scared! mauhh

kmul

try hanging out with people that will go to your school and form friend ships with them like the ones you have with the gals...then you will have no worries

muha,
Lisa

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ok i have a rash on my back, it has little red bumps going all down my spine.. its really ichy and really red! im really scared because i dont know what it is!! PLEASE HELP ME IM SO SCARED!!!!!!
Thanks so much for all y'all who can help!
*mar*

how do you think you got it. ask your mom or go to a dermatologist or doctor if you think its an issue

muha,
Lisa

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Hey, I have a gf, and she says she loves me, and we have been going out for about a week. The only times she says "I love you" is on the computer. I even say it when we are in person and she doesn't say it back... she has told me her feelings and she says she really loves me, and she is like crazy about me, but my question is: How come she won't say it back?

she might not feel the same way dont tell her you love her untill she says it


muha,
Lisa

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ok theres this guy that i like and last night he asked me if i was interested..i kinda freezed and just told him that i dont talk to him that much anymore so i dont know..i mean its true but thats not what i would have liked to say if i would have thought about it! i havent been able to talk to him today because we go to different schools and he hasnt gotten online and ive been really busy today but i really need to talk to him about this..he gets hurt really easily because this has happened before but a little differently..ok so the question is..how do i tell him that i like him without sounding stupid because i pretty much lied to him the night before?

tell him you went brain dead and you didnt know how to tell him that you too liked him

muha,
Lisa

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I'm a okay ice-skater , and recently , i met ( well , not really ) this guy at the rink . He's really good , and he's an ice hockey player . I've not really talked to him before besides this one time when we collided , and we exchanged apologies and stuff .Well, i think i have a crush on him cuz i can't get him out of my head ... He's usually , ( but not always ) with his friends , and i want to know how to approach him . Any suggestions ? i rate high !!

please help , thanks ... =)

go up to him and tell him you are ok but you think he is really good and you want him to teach you...that way you talk to him and he knows who you are and if you have fun he might be hooked and think about you how you think aout him

muha,
Lisa

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Ok, my friend had been having a tough time, and I was wondering if any one knew any cute, memorable, and short little quotes or sayings I could tell her to brighten her days? Please help, I hate to see her sad and love to see her smile! I will give a 5 if it makes her smile!

wisper in her ear that seeing her unhappy has really made you unhappy and that she nevr looks more beautiful when she is hapy and smiling

muha,
Lisa

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My boyfriend is amazing. I love him to death. But he is a little immature sometimes when I need him to just be serious. Any way I could tell him in a nice, non-offending way??

tell him sometimes his behavior really upsets you and sometimes you really need him to be serious and when he is not it really hurts......i dont know something like that, that will make him feel bad and get the point across

muha,
Lisa

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okay this is actually a very long thing but ill make it as short as i can:
Theres this guy and we were like BEST FRIENDS last year and we were always flirting and everyone knew we liked eachother.. and then over the summer we told eachother that we really do like eachother.. and then the next school year rolls around and were still friends but like the whole school knows hes trying to ask me out, so things are a little harder and more akward but we try hard but then things start to get so annoying cuz people wont stop bugging us and like mostly him cuz he is just like retarded and too afraid to ask me out so we like take long walks talking about it and he says he wants to ask me and not me to ask him and that he still likes me and everyhting but he still doesnt do it.. it gets really old and i let him know that but things kind of continute the same then things start to slow down a little cuz we both have kind of lost energy trying to find time for eachother cuz were not in any classes together and not from the same town. So then all of a sudden he says he doesnt like me anymore.. after liking me for sooo long, and then a few days later he says he does and tehn the next week he doesnt, so RIGHT NOW hes saying he doenst but omg he acts like he likes me like even more now and he like i dont even know but now im hanging out with a lot of guys more than usual and he gets all like jealous kind of and i don know what to do, cuz we will prolly never end up going out cuz hes stupid but i still like him, but i hate him for what hes done to me and how he wasted my time!! ahh i need help! please do your best, i knwo this is kind of too retarded of a situation but i tried


ok before you wast anymore time you must see a patern and if you really want him pretend that you dont.it worked for me no joke. he will miss you wanting him and then realize how much he liked it and then ask you out!! i am so serious you have no idea well good luck

muha,
Lisa

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okay i just started my period. I have a few questions.
a)if when you put a tampon in, and in 6 hours later when you take it out. and theres blood on it.but when you wear a pad and you take it off, and theres no blood. is this a period?
b) can you bathe with tampons in?
c)is mastrubation with your period a bad idea
d)it acually hurts when i insert a tampon, could it be that i forgot to take a previous tampon out?
e)what exactly are cramps?
f)is it healthier to wear a pad or insert a tampon?
g) can you get pregnent if you are having your period?
h)is having sex with your menstrual flow an unhealthy idea?

thanks

a) what are you tlaking about you have your period if blood comes out ya and last for 4-5 days, that is when you use tampons
b)yes you can
c)messy
d)means you are tight if its way painfull then stick to pads
e)the pain you get when you are on your period or before and it feels like someone is punching you in the stomic every few seconds
f)they say you can get cervical cancer from tampons but i wear them, pads are probly better health wise but for comfert tampons
g) someone told me once you still could
h)people do it, personally i think thats just a mess and one could wait but thats me

muha
Lisa

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Sorry this ones loge but i need help

I'm in a really big social group at school and my 2 neighbors r in it. ive know them since i've moved in and we became really good friend. when school started 1 of my neighbors bff was at my school. right away we hated each other and i don't no why. about a week ago my neighbors and the bff started a book that no one was aloud to see. it really pissed me off and made me realize that every one i surrond my self with are a bunch of backstabing, secret telling liars. i got in to a big fight with 1 of my neighbors and iots sort of resolved but after that was over the bff wrote me a note calling me a poser and a tramp and talking shit about my bf. i was soo pissed off. now i don't want to hang out w/any off them but there like the only people i no.

p.s. me other friend feels the same

then hangout with your boy toy and good friend and try to do something new to make more friends so then you are not subjected to the shit you get with the other girls

muha,
Lisa

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I’m female, 15, and I hate everything about my family, I’ve always been rejected and pushed aside and neglected, my brother is the center of everyone’s life because he is such an asshole, my parents give him whatever he wants because they can’t stand to hear him rage and scream and say everything bad and hateful he could possibly say. I think they give him such free rein because he has turrets or however the hell you spell it and they just blame his bad behavior on it. They have always been too focused on trying to help my lying, trouble making, hates-the-world, asshole of a brother, so I can never feel anything- they can’t deal with me being sick, or sad, or angry, because they can’t help me, they’ve stopped trying because as soon as their attention would switch over my brother would do something and start screaming and saying shit about me, and how much he hated me and my parents and that everyone else does everything wrong, not him. My parents won’t get him help, they now take their anger at him out on me, they yell and scream at me when I tell them what I think of my brother and how I think they’re doing stuff wrong with him and how he needs help, my dad always punishes him at the wrong time when he’s actually calm, he can never say anything right to my brother, and then they ask me to go give him food or ask him stuff and my brother takes shit out on me. I hate everything about my family, I’m tired of being pushed around and neglected, and they’re making me into a person I hate, what can I do that doesn’t involve anything that costs money? because I’m not that rich. Plz help me, I’m honestly ready to kill myself.

wow well that is quite a problem. you might want to tell your counceler at school.My sister goes to this counseling secesion once a week but it doesnt really help her but it might for you. i too hate my family and i know how it feels to have a sib take everyones attention all the time and how you feel and what not but my way of dealing with it all is probly not something i would recomind. i am not sure i helped but i think insight might be what i just gave...

muha Lisa

ps if ya ever you have a Q id love to try to help

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There is this guy I like, and its like taking over my life.. all the sudden thats all i think about, its crazy! I can't conentrate anymore, even when I'm with my friends.. i dont pay any attention to them. I haven't told anybody that I like him. But how can I stop thinking at him ALL the time? -- Love *Melissa*

how cute you are smitten, well for starters tell who ever you are crushing on that you have feelings for them but dont scare them away...sounds like it may be infatuation perhaps. but why not think about him if what you are thinking makes you smile, you never know he may be watching and if you are happy then he might want to make you smile


muha
Lisa

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Ok, ok. I admit it. I'm not eating enough. But no one will leave me alone about it! I have this one teacher who's about to call my mom. I seriously don't want to eat more, but if everyone (like my mom) gets on my case about it, I will have no choice! I'm doing well losing weight! I have never looked better! And if everyone gets involved I'm gonna gain it back. Everyone always asks "What did you eat today" And when I say "nothing" they get all mad. How do I get them to leave me alone? (Please don't be like everyone else and tell me it's not good for me) I just want to know how to get them off my back. I would lie but I'm a bad liar. Thanks.

if you cant lie then dont and eat and excercise so then you dont gain anything...

muha
Lisa

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I know that i can answer my own question but i want to know what yall think....I am mad at two people right now and in a way i feel like i know what to do but then i feel like i dont know what to do....LOL! i have already talked to them both about it and tried to reason with them. i know that, that sounds really stupid but i just really want to know what yall think that i should do.

~Signed the person that needs advice sometimes too~
sammie

what are yall fighting about? and yeah get them together and talk it all out and then give big hugs after wards

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my boy friend has been ubducted by the new game halo 2...he is obsessed! how can i get him back???

play the game with him and maybe you too will like it and can play togther
muha lisa

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me and my boyfriend give each other oral every now and then. well he recently mentioned something about me shaving my pubic hair. he said it would be sexy and easier to perform oral on me. i dont know if i should, it would grow in thicker and darker and id have to shave it all the time. i wouldnt mind it tho probably... what do you think ?

shaving is a must what are you thinking. love your razor, prais your razor and maybe it will be nice to you!
muha
Lisa

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Umm... I have relatively straight hair. Like there is a tiny lil bit of wave in there, but it's straight for the most part. AND IT IS REALLY THICK. Is it possible for me to scrunch? And how do I do it? What gel to I use? Im just askin cuz i get bored of wearin my hair the same way all the time, since its hard to style cuz of how thick it is. Thanks.

ok well make sure your hair is wet and use moose uh i have paul micheal that works great! and just place yourself so your hair is just a bit higher then your knees and put some product on your hands and take the ends of your hair and move up while holding tightly. if you want a wavy look then dont use alot of product but if you want a really curly look then dab that shit on...

muha Lisa

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