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Okay so I'm 14 and I have a really hard time flirting wiht 17 year olds. Any advice? (link)
If you don't know the person as a normal friend before you start flirting with them willy-nilly with that age difference, it probably will be pretty akward for the older person. It'd be better to stick to your age, as far as flirting goes.


there is this guy, who is a senior, he likes me and i like him back and we have become really close. we hung out saturday night and like it was really romantic, he held my hand and we jsut talked for like two hours. it was amazing. but hes a senior and im a sophomore. we really like eachother but im sooo worried about the age difference. like homecomming is comming up and i dont know if he will ask me or someone else bc of the age difference. this is really getting me worried...so please help. (link)
Senior and a Sophomore? That's nothing new. I've seen seniors and 8th graders date mildly well (Even though that really is pushing it). If he wants to ask you to homecoming, he'll ask you.


OK, my boyfriend went to the Navy a few days ago, and i have cried for about 3 days straight and just today i have barly cried. and i'm really sad because i do not get too see him or talk to him for 2 months, only write.
But my main question is, how can i over come such sadness, i have no one too talk to anymore? also i am scared that he will come back really really changed and things will be diffrent, but in a bad way. can you please advise on not too freak out or something to make me feel better?
THANK YOU~~ (link)
Don't freak out? Wasn't really much of a question there, to be honest. But I'm willing to bet he will come back feeling the same about you as when he left.


do guys like it if you kiss their neck? (link)
Some guys more than others... I'd rather a kiss on my face area than on my neck but I'm sure there are guys out there who want neck kisses. Just try it and judge his reaction.


I love my bf and I feel like we still have a major connection. We've been going out for about a year and we haven't really done anything. I want him to touch my boobs but I don't want it to go too much farther than that. What should i do? (link)
tell him you want to be felt up. thats how my gf did it, and it wasnt akward.


Me & my baby want a song. We're young & in love so a love song would be nice =] any song suggestions??? (link)
Diamonds and Coal by Incubus.. look at the lyrics and you'll see...


my daughter is 13 is she to young to get caught by me kiss with a guy but hes her best friend. shes never had a boyfriend. also she cusses and flips people off and just talks with her friends about sex humping and rapeing just perverted. shes just turned 13 shes shy and gothic which i hate it what should i do for her and all that stuff should she be doing. (link)
ok. first off, the flipping off is probably inappropriate. i mean, i do it too, but i know its wrong (plus i dont use it meanly, just messing with my friends) but the thing is all the stuff she is doing is normal.. shes venting, hormones are going crazy, peer pressure, theres really nothing you can do about it. if you punish her for offensive behavior all she will learn is to do it when you arent around. and the gothic thing? i dont understand why thats a problem. its just a style. its the same as dressing preppy or generally happier things. you should leave her alone. now, if shes cussing out you or authority then thats another story, and it needs reprimandation... but as long as shes not mouthing off to elders or hurting anyone theres really no problem.


Is it a turn off for guys if a girl has already had sex? I'm not talking about being slutty or anything, I've only been with one person, and lost my virginity to my first true love. I'm just worried now that I won't be able to be in a serious relationship with someone else. (link)
personally, i'd prefer if they were no longer a virgin. because, mainly, it is very intimidating to break the "cherry". it supposedly hurts (or doesnt hurt at all, depending on the girl), and a lot of guys would be scared that they might hurt the girl.


there's a led zeppelin song that i cannot think of and i've asked like 50 people and no one can think of it..it's a pretty famous led zeppelin song they play it on the classic rock station a lot and the only way that i can describe it is that it's really light and it has kind of a piano type thing in the background in the chorus or something...and i remember it being something about love. yeah does anyone know what this song might be??/ (link)
Stairway to Heaven? thats one of their most famous songs.


I do track with some of my friends who are juniors and I'm a freshman. Whenever we hang out we laugh soo much and we have a really good time but we never hang out outside of track and I want to, but I don't want to be like the clingy loser freshman girl or like I don't want to be like hey do you want to go the movies?!! and have them be like uh..actually I can't I have to do something.. I guess I just can't handle rejection haha. What should I do because I really don't want to sit around and wait for them to ask me. Help please :) (link)
i used to have a fear of that too being a freshman who sits at lunch where im the only freshman.. but if they actually talk to you without any prompting and include you in conversations.. or even give you a heads up when you see them in the hall means that you arent just the wierdo. so dont worry about it. and the 'invite other freshman' idea is good too.


ok... 1 of my best friends is a guy and he asked me to have sex and give him a blow job and everything he knows i got a boyfriend and he said he didn't care nd that he would kick his ass i don't want to and he does he is having hes friends follow me and stolk me fir a long time it is getting crippy should i jusst give up or should i fight strong (link)
get your boyfriend involved. get your boyfriends friends involved. threaten with police. if he keeps it up tell the school. the pure humiliation of people pointing at you and saying 'thats the kid who keeps trying to do it with (your name)' would suck pretty bad. theres numorous things to do. just make sure you have some sort of protection with you (well condoms i guess lol but by protection i mean a phone to call someone or a sharpened pencil to use in case of assault.. pencils/pens are good b/c they hurt like crap and they arent suspicious or forbidden)


Like if your having sex or giving a blow job, and the boy cums in a couple minutes, like quick, is that like less pleasuring? Is it better if like its longer? (link)
nooo... to a certain point, the shorter it was, the better you were at having sex/giving a blow job. which means the pre cum and post cum were really pleasuring.
but if they are a premature ejaculator thats different.


ok i'm 13, i have not started my period, and i'm at the age where i'm "developing" and i'm starting to get stretch marks on the side of my boobs. what do i do? i live my dad so i can't really say anything...
thx (link)
dont show people your boobs. lol. they will usually go away sooner or later. dont worry about it.


My little sister is only fifteen and three quarters years old, yet she is maturing quite quickly. She began dating a young man who is a little rapscallian, if you ask me. I don't trust that boy. Yesterday, I was in her room looking for some lotion I could borrow. I opened her nightstand drawer, and lo and behold, I find condoms! And not just one or two, oh no. There were many, and they were all, well how do I put it... rather promiscuous. There were some which said that they gave a "tingly" feeling, due to their mintyness. Another was said to be flavored, and there were even some which were "ribbed for your pleasure." I am twenty five years old--ten years her senior--yet I have gone no further than tongue kissing, and I was a year older than her at the time! I believe that my sister is sinning terribly. What to do, what to do? (link)
ok, about 90% of the time kids will have sex if they want to, no matter what you tell them. all you can do is try your hardest to make what she does do safe. sit her down and tell her that you are proud of her for using protection, and try to make sure she knows all about sex and its potential effects.
or, you could tell her boyfriend you will literally track him down and kill him if he does anything. but i personally go with the first option :)


I feel really awkward when people ask me about my religion and stuff because i'm agnostic and don't think there is a way to prove if god is real or not. I really don't want to tell my friends that because most of them are really religious and i'm scared they wouldn't like me if I did. Why do people think it's such a big deal if you don't believe in god? I don't know if I should tell them or not. (link)
if they are true friends it doesnt matter if they know or not, because either way they will still be your friends. start out by just telling your best friend, and as you get more comfortable talking about it start telling more and more of your friends.


how do i show my boyfriend that i really care about him, like if we're talking what can i do or say that lets him know that he means alot to me? (link)
go hold him. tightly. and then whisper in his ear "i love you". he would know that you cant fake love like that.


Ok, well my name is Erin. And I need a new HOT AIM screen name. here is some stuff about me...

I have brown hair.

I play basketball and softball.

I love guys.

AND IM JUST UR AVERAGE GIRLY-GIRL, WITH A SPORTY SIDE.


Any ideas for a new screen name???


Thanks a bundle!

x0x0x0
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you could always just put the initials or your school then your name.. like *strictly as an example* if you go to Bob Vila High School you'd put BV_Erin. or, another suggestion, something like X0erinX0. playing around with X's and 0's can produce some good SNs.


i have some friends, but like they kind of ignore me. what can i do to be noticed? this sounds like a stupid question, but please answer! (link)
im having this problem as well. what i did is found some new friends that listen to me. And when your ignorant friends want to listen, talk to them. When they dont, talk to your listening friends


well ok i have had a zit above my lip for at least a month and it wont go away !! i have tried to cover it up and that doesnt really work
:( please please please help (link)
Pop it.


how do i tell my mom about my period?? (link)
run towards her yelling 'Mom i'm on the rag!'




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