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Gender: Female
Location: California
Occupation: student at Tesoro High
Member Since: March 21, 2004
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im 13 and my penis is like 2 to 3 inches is that about right for my age
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most of the guys I know are 4-6


lately i cant wait to grow up. like i cant wait to get my period, i cant wait to become a teenager, i cant wait to go to colledge, i cant wait to get married, i cant wait to have kids, i cant wait to drive, like all of that stuff! does this mean anything?

*lauve645* (link)
your overexited. I was the same way. i became a teenager last november. believe me, its not all its cut out to be.


my friends and my ex bfs all tell me that im beautiful/pretty but i dont believe it. i have low self-esteem and i cant get over it. i dont think im pretty at all. except my eyes. i like my eyes. i think i have a big nose, bad lips, stupid looking hair and i think im fat and everything and my best friend says that my low self-esteem is a big turn off but i dont wanna think im all that or anything and i just cant help but think im ugly and not good enough (link)
stop feeling sorry for yourself, get over it. Im sure you are very pretty. Why should it matter anyway?


wats pms mean pleeeze help
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Its a time when you get the hell away from girls, or they will bite your head off for any stupid reason.


pick a number 1-100 make it a good one or i lose (link)
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Hey I am a 14 year old in middle school, and i need to know when to ask a girl out. She is very uptight about school and does not seem that out going. I really like her and i am tring to observe some signs that she like me. any ideas?
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ya got nuthin to lose, do ya?


I need to push some crap that's going on to the side and teach a doggie my aunt has.

He is full of energy at the moment, and I want to teach him tricks, the usual ones, but I don't know how.

The websites can confuse me a bit...I want to know what you all have to say on how to teach a dog, or recommend better websites?

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I know it's my aunt's dog, and I should let her teach him, blah blah blah, but she is a very busy person. (link)
make eye contact w/ the pup and say SIT! in a stern voice. Then push on their back until they sit. give them a treat each time. Do this until they do it on their own. Do other tricks like lie down, and roll over the same way. It will work.


my ex bf has a gf now. but he has recently agreed with my friend that i am beautiful (he didnt even say that when we were going out) and he ends emails with luv ya. and he sent me a lovesick smiley. i am sure he likes me but i dont wanna break up his gf and him. and his sister is gonna kill me if i go back out with him. she thinks im gonna cry over him. even though i havnt cried over him the last 2 times he broke up with me. but i still really really like him. i dont know what to do! what do u think? (link)
Hes playin ya girl


Hi
i am 14 and my penis is bent especially when
i get an erection is this normal for someone
my age. (link)
huh?


Anyone care to explain why so many dumb***es insist on having sex before they turn 18!!!!!!!!! It's bad enough they don't wait until after marriage, that I can live with easily, but COME ON PEOPLE, it's illegal. SOMEONE TELL ME WHY!! (link)
Is it really illegal? I aint never seen any of my friends getting hauled off to jail for getting pregnant, and please, look at it from their point of view. A lot of times people will do it to feel good about themselves.


I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any,
Shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
But a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
Without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
To others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need an instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Would you look at my face,
Instead of my chest
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feeling.
I know when ur lying,
You look at the ceiling.
Don't call me a girl,
A babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN,
Get it, you prick? (link)
That has got to be the best thing I have ever read.


please will any girl that is 13 or less call me

p.s you must be hott (link)
Who do you think you are, that has got to be the most desperite thing I have ever heard. Shallow loser!!!!


hey im 20 and i need a girl friend anyone (link)
Im only 13, but my couisin is 18, and lives in Housten on her own. She digs older dudes!


I need help. I am going through a lot at this time of my age. My parents are at the edge of getting divorced, school is getting very difficult and the problem is my whole entire family is counting on me( i am have a extremely very big family).. I have my whole life planed out such as my carreers and the steps i will be taking. so much is going through my mind and i really need some to trust and talk to not only for a day. Any suggestions.
P.S. i have even bigger problems than this and i am only 13. (link)
oh my god, last year I was going through the exact same thing. After my parents divorced, my grades shot up, because stress lifted off my shoulders. Good luck to you


I live in a suburb of New York City and I'm a Senior in High School. I'm trying to decide where to go to college. My top 3 choices are Cornell, Florida State, and Miami, and I've already gotten into all three. Miami gave me a lot of money, but Florida State has the best program for what I want to do and Cornell is the closest to home. I love all three campuses and don't care about travelling far away, but I don't want to make the wrong decision.
Any thoughts? (link)
Id go with Florida State, keep the future in mind.


My Friend doesnt like me anymore! I dont know why.. she just wont talk to me! (link)
Forget them!


Well first of all...everyone of my friends are having sex now and im only in the 8th grade...i'll b in high school in a couple months and everybody will be trying to get me to have sex??...should i just try it ..like everybody else..or just tell them that im waiting for a special guy?...but the point is ..is that if im goin out with a guy i might think he is the right guy and go for it but i know we wont last long..will sumone pleez talk to me? (link)
I am also in the 8th grade, and I have 2 best friends who are pregnant, and are definetaly not ready. You should wait until you are emotionaly stable.


i have a problem with my weight. people in my school make fun of me. what should i do? (link)
You shouldnt care what other people think. Some day they are going to work for you anyway, right?


is it posible to date two friends at a time?people said it is bad can i believe this? (link)
I think that you should decide. Do they know?


my boyfriend is not exactly cheatin on me but he likes 2 girls.He always tells HER that he likes HER more than me.And he always tells me that he likes me more.Iknow that is messed up.But,i don't want to be mad at him becuz the last time I was mad at him he was pissed off the whole day and he (Kinda)cried.Even if I do get mad at him I know that there is a chance that he might dump me and go with HER.And I don't want that to happen.What do i do?? (link)
Dump the slime ball, dont do this to yourself. He does not deserve you. If your worried that he will dump you, beat him to it




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