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Not much to say...I am a quiet person who likes to read, play videogames, DDR, don't like TV that much, and I love to hang out with my friends.

advice

My best friend recently cut his wrists and was waiting to die. He's at the hospital, he's okay, and he knows what he did is stupid. This is some serious matter to drop on someone, so I was wondering how to lighten my mood. I'd appreciate any advice that will calm and level myself before I talk to him.

Take a nice, long, hot bubble bath. Also make sure your friend sees a councellor. Listen to recordings of ocean waves if you can't go near a beach. Try excersising to relive stress to.

If I helped rate high!
---Montrealfan http://montrealfan.blognow.ca

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hi,i was just wondering what kind of books you would recamend if i liked books that involved teenage love,drama,and most of all best friends wanting to become lovers who are generally a teen.

any of those if fine but i get interested in teen romance stuff.thanks

Well the Animorphs series has alot of love. That don't directly say it to eachother and don't really do anything till book #22 I think but there is lots of Drama and they are all best friends.

If I helped rate high!
---Montrealfan http://montrealfan.blognow.ca

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Mmkay.. I heard this song over the summer that would be perfect for my jazz routine. But the problem is, I don't know the name of it or who sings it. It's something like "..Girls, rock your boys.."? or something like that. Sorry to be so vague! It sounded like an 80s song or something.
Anyone who can give me the name / artist will earn a 5. :)

Well my parents listen to this song all the time and its "Cum feel the noize" by Quiet Riot. Thats the correct spelling. You could probably find the song on Limewire.

Rate high please!
---Montrealfan http://montrealfan.blognow.ca

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Okay so me and this guy are friends and we talk in class and stuff. But it stops there; and I really like him. I think about him all the time.

How do I move closer to him so he'll think of me more as the girlfriend type. (And we can't hang out outside of school; dont ask}

-Yeah I Love You.

Well if you can't see eachother out of school thats kinda hopeless. What you could do is either be really flirty with him or you can talk to him alot alone.

Rate if I helped!
---Montrealfan

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http://hollylisle.com/fm/Articles/manuscript_formatting.html

I have been using this and it said to use 1.5 margins all around for writing a novel it ended up looking like this.

http://photobucket.com/albums/b286/montrealfanjk/?action=view¤t=untitled.jpg

Should I continue with this format and if not whcih type of format should I use? How many pages for one chapter for that format?How many pages for one chapter with the format I am using now?

I would recomned about 30 pages of that typing for one chapter. Also that format is good enough.

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I have to do a community service project for school and I can't think of anything to do. People are already doing the whole nursing home scene; and like donating stuff to charity. Anyone got any clever ideas? Thank kiddos =]

Voulentering at the soup kitchen for homeless people?

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Everyone is asking me what I want for Christmas and I just dont know so could you help me out? I'm a total girlie girl. I already have a cell phone and TV and dont want my own computer.

I rate 5's for anyone who tries even if I don't like what you say, I just want some options.

OkayThanksLoves..Bye!

Lets see Candles,girly bubble bath,earings (bling bling yalll I will shut up with that),rings,a necklace,clothes,nail polish, a makeup kit, Thats all I can think of ut I am a boy so oh thought of one more stuffed animals! Or a kitty!

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i wanna earn some money.. problem is, im only 13 is there ANYTHING i can do to get some money?

How about a flier route? Alot of people I knoe do this.

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Is sex fun or is it boring?

I have not had it yet but yeah....

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Hi quick question does anyone have some good ecersises good for me (male 13) i am not overweight at all i just want to start exercising or any websites that will help me thanks

sit ups are excellent, and so are pushups, also weightlifting. and running around the block is good i also like jumprope. Please give a five

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i was just wondering how old you were when you had your first kiss....im 14 and i still havent had mine so i kinda feel like a loser but plz put real age...ty

WOW! I had mine at the age of 14.But your not a complete loser. I had mine only recentlly. My very First(gets lost in thoughts...) But your not a loser please rate a five!

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this question may be a little weird, but, i just need to know as many possible showering ruitines as possible.
1)How often do you shower?
2)girls- when you shave, when do you? Because i find it kind of hard to shave with the water frmo the shower head running over my legs and the shaving cream being watered all off
3)when it comes to shampoo, conditioner, soap, shaving, etc, what do you do first..like in order?
haha thank you guys itll help!

I shower every morning and use shampoo then conditioner then soap. P.S im a guy so i don't do any shving. if i helped rate a five

---montrealfan

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Im not anti-christian, infact im christian myself but, why do christians think that witchcraft is wrong? Its another religion just like Buhdism and christianity itself.

They say that cause the power supposedly comes from the cevil. I have a friend who is Wican and uses magic only to help others. Using black magic is devils magic and gray magic is when the thing you want to happen happens but something bad also happens. If I helped give me a 5... and to find out more on Wican ask solemnstar. he has an advice column here

---Montrealfan

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Ok guys, how do you like girls flirting with you? Like how much flirting and what kind? I would really appriciate it!

*I rAtE hIgH!!!!*

all flirting all the time any kind of flirting. also we like some action like tounge

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I had to write a poem for class, it could be on any subject written in any form. I wrote this about my grandpas death. please tell me if its good.

I’m sorry
For not being there when you died
For leaving you alone
For not saying I love you when I left
For all the suffering you went through
For not suffering with you
For enjoying myself while you were in pain
For laughing while you could barely speak
For smiling while you were crying
For being careless while you were afraid
For not being there
I’m so sorry

Yeah thats a great poem. I fthe teacher tells you otherwise she can burn in hell! rate a five to be nice
---montrealfan

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I want to convert this picture from png to jpg but i have no clue how to do it. I have tried downloading stuff to help me, but they all suck or are too confusing for me. I have Irfan View, can I do it with that. If so, how?

-Andrew(the best)

just open it and click save as. then in the box under what you want to name your file click jpg. or you can copy and paste it to paint then change it to jpeg. give a five please!

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If someone kicked a hole through a wall at a university, could they get jail time? And would it be considered an act of vandalism?

it would be an act of vanadlisim possibly...could you rate a five to be nice? i need a higher rating
also hope the cops didn't catch you!

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During 4th period yesterday, my friend, Ryan had my cell and I forgot to get it back from him at the end of class. So he had to keep it and his 5th and 6th periods are football. All the football guys know me so I guess they thought they could mess with my phone and it would be alright. Here's just a few things I found out they did:

1. changed my b/f's name to "cock sucker"
2. took pictures of themselves in the shower (surprisingly enough, I wasn't turned on)
3. sent dirty texts to people
4. changed my dad's name to "do not answer"
5. downloaded all these songs and games
6. i have a "never delete" folder for the texts i want and didn't want to delete and they of course, deleted them! (they claim this one was an accident)
7. and changed the language to German

I was furious with them when I saw my cell. Mostly at Ryan for letting them do it. So, I am not talking to any of them until I figure out if they're worth it or not. Specially Ryan. Now, he claims he is mad at me because I had no right to be mad at him because it wasn't his fault! How immature is that? I don't care that they used up my texts or downloaded stuff that cost money and I don't want them to pay me back or anything but what should I do?

You should be REALLY mad at the football people. but give Ryan a second chance caus eh could have been peer preseaured.Just don't makeout with him for a week as punishment.also stay away from those football people. P.S rate a 5
--montrealfan

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all that my 2 children want to do is video games or the computer,how do I get them to do other things,I dont want them in the house with me all of the time.HELP:THERE DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!!

mom stop going through myu sites. i know its you. the answer is let them play videogames and they will get bored.also they may stop fighting if they can

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im 14 years old. My mom isnt working right now so we dont have alot of money. The clothes i wear are american eagle, aeropostale, hollister, and abercrombie mostly. Well for school my mom said i cant get alot of clothes unless i buy them with my own money. i was wondering if anyone knew a way i could make money for some clothes. The place that i live at there arent that many kids, so i cant baby sit around here. Does anyone have any ideas?

You could try shopping at salvation army.

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