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i dont get this quote can someone plz translate it



O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!
It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on. (by shakespeare)

thanks^_^ (link)
its not really saying anything other than explaining jealousy. it says clearly to beware of it, and then just explains it. the green eyed monster (jealousy), mocks the meat that it feeds on; makes you want to become what you are jealous of.


Are wigs realyl good and won't fall out if someone like pulls your hair, if you get into a cat fight, and swim with it?

I hate my hair, and I hate spending so much money on buying products so I'm going to find a wig that really suits me, and shave my head to start over and just hid it with a wig. (link)
no they are NOT. They are not glued to your head, they merely sit there like a hat. i would highly recomend NOT doing what you have suggested. Find time to find a way to deal with you rhair, becaus eyou will seriously regret the desicion later when our stuck with no haid and a wig


okey here's the deal. 15/f and i have never made out. i really really REALLY want to, but i'm afraid what the boy's reaction will be. example: what if i'm a bad kisser? what will he think? is that going to affect the way he thinks of me? i'm just really afraid of what he will say. I could either be a good kisser or a bad kisser and i just don't know. people are starting to call me prude now and i obviously am but i want to change that. help me? (link)
i used to be JUST like you. Truth is, you really just have to do it. If you want it to be meaningless the first time, then just hook up with someone at a party or soemthing to get the hang of it, but if not, then when you and your guy are together just go for it, he'll like it if you make the first move, and because he cares about you i can honestly say that he won;t care how you kiss, and after one or two make out sessions you will me MUCH better. you just get better with every kiss. a little piece of advice, stick to slow, its really hard to be bad at it when you go slow.




ok well im not sexually active and never was, now i heard that u can get acne on ur vagina and i was wondering if what i have is acne, there is only one, and its kind of a bump that itches a little and kinda burns and is painful to the minimum nothing im exactly worried about because its nothing like seriously itchy or painful, im just wondering how i can get rid of it and what it is...please help? (link)
it might just be a sweat bump, or something from not being clean enough. change your underwear daily, and after you work out. wash down there with light soap and shower regularly. it should clear up on its own in about a week.


hm. what was the movie with the lab rats who had to get away because they didnt want to get tested on.its a book too. (link)
pinky and the brain?


what can i use {cremes, hair thingies, shampoos, conditionerts] to not make my hair staticky? or to stop it from being static to things?



2nd question, what does virgin coco oil do to your hair? and how do i use it? ( like after shampoo 0r conditoner) (link)
most of what makes your hair staticky is the cold weather, the airs too dry. fleece clothes will do it to, try getting some smoothing creme, sunsilk makes a really good one, it comes in the pink bottle. as for the virgin coco oil i'm not relaly sure. i think it just conditions it to prevent breakage


I have not had sex before but the guy I am with has fingered me. I am wondering that when we have sex, I really want to, if there is anyway he will be able to like "feel" my cherry pop? (link)
no he most defnietly will not. The "cherry popping" term only come from the blood, it is not actually something popping. its something caleld the hymen tearing. the hymen is the skin around the OUTSIDE of your vaginal orfice. when something streches it too dar, like apenis for example, it will tear. he will not be able to feel this, you however will. but depending on the severity it might not hurt.


In what hole do you put a tampon in bc ive asked my sister and she tells me the same thing the one in the middle and its easy to slide in but i cant seem to find it and ive tried searching with my finger but i cant find it!
its like i only have 2 holes!


anyone an tell me or at least a pic bc im like stupid (link)
you do only have 2 holes. the third is your urinary tract and its too small to see. and its the first one. your vagina. you'll know when you get your period, don't worry.


ways to spice up making out with bf. (link)
try playful biting, and can be a HUGE turn on. try kissing with an icecube in your mouth, or chocolate. you can play a really fun game where you sit relaly close, and you can touch but youc an't kiss eachother, and whoever caves and kisses the other person first loses. its so much fun, i love playing with my bf. hope i helped!


At times it seems like I space out and I'm not all there. I've been doing that for it seems like ever since high school started. I'm 16 and in the 10th grade. Going to high school was hard for me because I had to leave my best friends. They were the only that ever made happy until now...now I have a boyfriend that makes me extremely happy but I worry that something will happen like he'll break up with me for some stupid reason every once in a while. Uh...I also seem to forget things easily. Like how to play black jack...to me thats one of the easiest games to remember how to play. But I seemed to have forgot. I remembered maybe 5 minutes after I was asked how to play. I really don't know but the spacing out all the time and knowing I'm not all there when I do that is so wierd to me. Sometimes I have make sure to make an effort to be all there. I don't notice much around me. It's just the big things. Nothing little. My mom notices every little thing. I wonder why I don't. (link)
This all sounds stress related to me. alot of people deal with stress diffrently, and the way your body may be dealing with it, is a shorter attention span. Try to relax, get more sleep. take time for yourslef to watch a movie or take a bath. anything you can do to relive stress will def. make it better. i'm sure you'll get your moms observation skills as soon as you are stress free. As for you and your bf, worrying could also be stress related, but if you really want to do something about it then as him, amke sure hes still into you, he'll reassure you that everythings fine. i hope i helped!


Hey i am turning 16 at the end of march. Im a girl :)..but I am having a little party with just some of my friends. They are coming to my house and then we are getting in a limo for an hour ride or so. We are getting all dressed up (party dresses) So i thought that maybe we could go somewhere..? But i dont know where. We are coming back to my house..because my mom is making a Sweet/Dessert table and then we will open presents and stuff.. But where could we go with the limo instead of around town? Like i'd like to get out somewhere and maybe take pictures and stuff. I just done know where..dont say go out to eat or the movies!! THANKYOU (link)
i had a friend who did something like this for her birthday recently. if you live near a city, just go to some cool places. like a really nice hotel and take funny pictures outside it, or too a park with statues or something. anywhere that you can just have fun and take some good pics. it shouldn't be too cold by the time you have your party so being out side sjould be ok. i hope i helped!


if anyone has facebook..
do you know if theres a way to delete all of your mini feed without having to click x delete like a million times? (link)
yeah go to your privacy settings and you can take out alot of it. but not all, some stuff you still have to do by hand


My eyes water a lot.

If theres wind outside, my eyes will water.
If I cough, sneeze, laugh, or yawn my eyes water.
If I look in the sun/light my eyes water....
its soo weird! many of my friends think i'm crying or something but really its just my eyes.
How do I make them stop? (link)
it might be a medical thing so you should prob. go to the docter. Try some eyedrops first though, it could be that your eyes are too dry so they just over produce tears. Try them everyone morning when you wake up for a week or two, it should help.


okay, so our prom has this cocktail party theme, and our prom's already on the 1st of March. Prob is, I don't have a dress yet! What are some good sites that I can visit to get some inspiration on the look of my dress?

please, i need it as soon as possible! ;)

thanks in advance! (link)
lord and taylor, even though its a department store, has the most amazing cocktail dresses. also try:

www.lordandtaylor.com

www.bluefly.com

bloomindales and saks too


So I am almost 15 and everyone says i act and look like i am about 17. And there is this guy, he is 18 and he is supper sweet and nice. And not like other guys. And I like him and I am pretty sure he likes me. And dont think he is some nasy guy looking for some. He is a virgin, has had like 2-3 girlfriends, and has only gone to like 2nd base. He's a good guy. Im a freshman and he is a freshman in college, is this wrong?
like think about it, it is 4 years apart. my parents are 5 years apart, and there are people who are like 10 years. and i know its all a matter of maturity and i guess i have it. just, i dont know what to do. and advise, thought or anything would help.

Thank you! (link)
ok well right now, i would say that its a bad idea. Although your parents are the same, i;m sure that they met miuch later in life. He has had those 4 more years of experience in highschool and life then you. It might not make such a difference when your out of highschool, but your at such an important part of your life right now i wouldn't do it. I'm sure hes sweet and kind and everything, but i would wait.


I am really bored.People tell me to get a life.How do I do that.Please tell me how I should get a life,get rid of my boredom,meet new people and make new friends. Any answers are appreciated
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don't be afriad to go out and have fun. don't force yourself on people, but say hi in the hallways, be open to meeting new people and trying new things. sit with different people at lunch, go places you know lots of people will be and try to meet them, you'll have fun i promise. hope i helped.


I have average skin. [not oily or dry]
But I have these little bumps on my cheek that will not go away.

Anything to make them disappear? (link)
yep, i used to have them too. Wash your face before you go to bed every night and then put on intensive mousturizer. they should be gone in a couple weeks


I'm really bored.I like to try new things and start fun projects like combining archietecture,photoghraphy and sculpture into a single art work.I just want to have fun.Please could you think of something fun for me to do.Any suggestions are appreciated. (link)
well i don;t know how into photography you are, but if you can take manual pictures and input them into a computer, you can pring them out onto translucent stickey paper. This way if you scult something, or design something, you can stick your pictures to it, or layer them. its really fun an dyou can put all your talents in one. Hopei helped/


what does it mean to poke someone on facebook (link)
its literally just a poke. They'll get a message saying that ".... has poked you." and then they have the option to poke you back or not.


im interested in a guy who lives in ITALY.
and i live in florida.
(i didnt meet him over the internet though)
anyways, we talk alot and i think i love him.
and he says he loves me.
but i told him that it would never work because he lives so far away.
and plus this girl that lives by him that is always coming aver and hand-cuffing him and giving him blow jobs.
ugh. she makes me angry.
and i couldnt trust her.
but he says he'll never get over me.
that he would give anything just to be with me.
he also begs me to give him a chance, because he can make long distance work.
i dont know what to do because i dont want to hurt him anymore.
but i just want to be his friend
because hes really cool.
but i cant go out with him.
theres just no way.
please help???
what do i tell him???
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you tell him exactly what your feeling. don't beat a round the bush, just tell it to him straight. If he hears it how it is, he'll figure it out. Explain to him that thats not what your want right now, but you don;t want to loss the friendship. He may not be able to have a friendship and nothing more, but thats something that you just might have to deal with. good luck.




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