about

They call me Missy. I'm a teen, who enjoys giving advice. My passions are music, writing, and well to be blunt, zit popping. Thats the grossest thing about me, I want to be a cosmetologist or a dermatologist, or maybe even a journalist. I have a journal for those who would like to read it. Hit me up on here, I guess. Keep askin and I'll keep answering. Because I'll set you straight, I'll be blunt, because I think being honest is best. That way it gets through your head.

advice

14/f
i dont feel liked at all. like no guys EVER look at me! ive never been kissed and ive never had a boyfriend. when my friends have and are always telling me about their stories. I'd just like to have a story to tell. any advice?

Dear Confused.
Your just a kid, hold your horses. What are you a freshmen?? Cause lemme tell you I was in your same situation and then all the sudden I had a few things goin on by the end of the year. Just wait. Maybe put forth some more effort. Be more outgoing and talk to the guys instead of waiting for they're lazy asses to talk to the beatiful you! I'm sure you hate waiting just like me but I'm sure your a great girl, you just have to understand, when its time, you'll know, someone will come. And I know that sounds stupid, but right now I believe it, because it happened to me. Cause I waited I found this great guy who likes me back, and not that we're going out, we have a great friendship that has other possiblities. So just be patient and sit pretty!
Happy waiting!
Missy

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whats the best love song you know?
Not a crummy old one but one that kids would listen to today

Dear Love Song,
"Hey there Delilah" by the plain white t's(great!)
"Emily" by From First to Last(sweet)
"Tim Mcgraw" by Taylor Swift
If you don't want names in the song, I suggest
"My Heart" and "crushcrushcrush" by Paramore
"Vulnerable" by Secondhand Serenade. I reccomend any of his songs, they are acoustic and he writes them for his girlfriend or wife(i'm not sure what she is)
"I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)" by Fall Out Boy
Also check out Hellogoodbye, they're a lovestruck band, most of they're songs are about being and falling in love.
Find that special song!
Missy

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if i have unlimited texting
and i send pictures from my phone
to my email
does it cost still
or is it including in the unlimited?

Dear Unlimted,
10 cents, even if you have unlimited. I'm pretty sure. Otherwise i think they charge how many megabytes are transferred.
Start collecting dimes,
Missy

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Okay well i am 13/f and my boyfriend of three years is 14. And of course i love him to death and stuff but the thing is .... i never see him i have seen him once this hole summer i talk to him at least 4 times a week... when he's home i somtimes think he is cheating on me because i know he has once with my cousin and she tolled me and so i tolled him that i knew about him and her and he said that he was truely sorry but the thing is i never see and when i do talk to him-on the phone- it only lasts for about 30 minutes. Can you help me on the way i feel about this?
Thanks in advance!

Dear help,
One statement sums it up for me. Once a cheater ALWAYS a cheater. The other person giving you advice is also very right. Listen to him, hes knows it first hand.
Dump him.
Missy

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how would you get your hair like this
http://i18.tinypic.com/4mte0pw.jpg?


my hair is naturally a frizzy wavy curly thing goin on, but i straighten it flat, and it has natural volume.
15/f

thank you!
-chelsey

Dear Hair,
Straigten flat. Curl certain parts with curling iron, not too much, light curls, don't keep the iron on too long. Run fingers through lightly if necessary.
Happy styling.
Missy

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To make a long story short, my cell phone fell in the toilet. It the sprint A900M, if that helps somehow. I don`t even know how that could help, but do you know of anything I could do to fix it? Or should I just buy a new phone?

Dear It Fell!
Take the phone apart and let it dry out, put it back together a day later and turn it on, and if that doesn't work, say goodbye to your phone.
Save up!
Missy

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Which cell phone service gives you the "Couples talk for free" thing?

Dear Phone,
There is no such thing, you guys must be on the same service and get service to service calling free.
Match your services!
Missy

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I absolutely hate my boobs. They're kind of triangular and saggy, plus I have huge nipples, or at least the part around the nipple, it's the size of a pepperoni >.<
So basically I was wondering if there was anyway to make my breasts more round and perky, without plastic surgery... and although I highly doubt there is anyway to make the size of my nipples smaller, maybe you know of a way? When I wear a bra, of course, you wouldn't think they're saggy and triangular, but they are...

Dear Boobs,
Tyra Banks uses vasaline to keep her girls perky. Apply it every night before bed.
Don't worry,
Missy

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my boyfriend and i are both virgins and never went past making out with anyone else until we met each other. for sure. are we still at risk for STDs?

Dear STDs,
You still could be at a risk, but not a very high one. Herpes simplex 1 is what im thinking, which means that you have had a coldsore before. But if you are not sure, and want to take that next step. Make an appointment at planned parenthood and get tested.
You should be fine darling!
Missy

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I have fat near my stomach and some on my legs and arms. I'm not possitive it's fat though...but I'm sure it's fat near my stomach.
Anyways, what I have in mind is to stop eating dessert and exercise. I don't even need to loose weight though, just fat.
Thanks for your help!

(14/F, I'm about 95 pounds at 5 feet.)

Dear how to loose,
You don't need to loose. Your freakin 95 pounds for pete's sakes! Doesn't that mean anything to you?? If you want a FIT body start eating healthier. Lots of fruits and vegtables. And run a lap or two each day. And your gold.
Hope you become FIT.
Missy

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i LOVE Bridget's hair
http://i11.tinypic.com/675iz6c.jpg
how would you get your hair like that?

my hairs a bit shorter than that, naturally curly, but i straighten it flat

Dear hair,
The answers below are irrelavent. What you need to do is wet your hair put a LITTLE mousse in the palm of your hand. Rub hands together and scruch your hair lightly. At first scrunch a lot and after a while start is scrunch it just every like five minutes, simple darling!
Hope you get Beeg's hair!!
Missy

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my computer is being extremly slow. i was wondering if anyone has links to free things that will clean my computer up of all the unecessary things.
thank you

Dear no space,
In you control panel, there is something called a defragmenter, use it. It compacts things to make more space on your computer.
Get space darling,
Missy

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which vitamins help weight loss?

Dear Vitamins,
One a day weight loss, purchase them in your local drugstore.
Don't forget to exercise!
Missy

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ok i hate my hair. its frizzy and when i wash it its curly and then when it drys its just puffy! now that its summer i cant jsut keep it straight. i use gel to curly it up. i want to amke it curly but gel isn't helping anymore it becomes curly and then puffy after a while. my hair is long its like a little bit under my shoulders. so what product can i use to make it curly. please dont give me a product if you use it and your hair is naturally straight because we obviously have different kind of hair and it might work better on yours. i jsut want a good product one that i can get in wallgreens duance or ride aid you know stores liek that. also, that isnt expensive. thanks

Dear Hair,
I know how you feel, my curls actually disapated after a few months of hardcore straightening though. But my hair still becomes poofy and hard to manage. Products you can pick up in your drugstore are often easy to work with. Treseme' curl defininer is a good one, apply when your hair is wet and scrunch like crazy! Lots of shampoos in your local drugstore also have conditioners and shampoos for your curly hair. Frizzees might also be of help being a frizz easer and a curl definer in certain products. Hope I helped, even if its just a little.
With hope for your hair,
Missy

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