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They call me Missy. I'm a teen, who enjoys giving advice. My passions are music, writing, and well to be blunt, zit popping. Thats the grossest thing about me, I want to be a cosmetologist or a dermatologist, or maybe even a journalist. I have a journal for those who would like to read it. Hit me up on here, I guess. Keep askin and I'll keep answering. Because I'll set you straight, I'll be blunt, because I think being honest is best. That way it gets through your head.

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Does anyone know any songs that I can google and listen to that are like like this guy or something that has to do with a crush. Somewhere along there that you guys would reccomend?

Dear Songs,
crushcrushcrush by paramore
girlfriend by avril lavigne
vulnerable by secondhand serenade
hellogoodbye, the plain white t's, boys like girls are also good bands with love songs.
those are all i can think of right now.
Happy listening
Missy

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Can you get pregnet on your period?

Dear Ahhh,
I'm pretty sure it has to be right before her period.
Hope I'm right!
Missy

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i logged onto my myspace account today and then it had this new box that is labled "status and mood" i had no clue what it was and i clicked on "update" then it listed two of my myspace friends. does this mean they were just looking at my profile? and what is up with the mood thing? i was looking at tom's (the president of myspace) profile and it had no explanation of what this was.

Dear Extented Network,
I Think your friend thing is how many friends showed what mood they are in, by doing the extended network. The extended network box/thing just shows what mood you are in. So all your friends can know if happy, sad, mad, etc. Its just a fun lil thing tom made up. You click and choose what mood your in.
What's you mood?
Missy

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I have the Verizon Samsung SCH-U740 cell, and when I try to download games it says:
"Unable to verify your account information. Please call Customer Service."
What's the customer service number and what should I say/ask?

Dear Verizonn,
You can find the customer service number on the verizon website. When you actually get a person, tell them what you asked/said here. They should know what to do.
Hope you get your games!
Missy

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i had physical relation with my girlfnd without any protection.after relation i blow out my sperm outside of her vagina.is there any chance to get pregnant?if she get pregnant,then what is the problem of abortion??

Dear Problem
She can still get pregnant off of pre-cum. Abortion, is wrong in my opinion, but it can be a health risk. If abortion isn't wrong to her she may get one, if she wants.
USE PROTECTION NEXT TIME.
Missy

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How do you prevent cramps in your calves and feet in the middle of the night?

Dear Leg Cramps,
Your dehydrated. Drink more fluids, at least five bottled waters a day. You are also not taking in enough potassium. Take a potassium supplement. I've had them before too, not fun!
Drink up!
Missy

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I'm 17/f. What are some good websites where I can find good yoga routines? I have one from the 17 magazine, but I would like some more, like specific routines. Thanks.

Dear Yoga,
They have great podcasts for yoga! They are free, of course, just search yoga in itunes!
Happy meditating,
Missy

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How much does it cost to get your eyebrows lightened? Like black to a dark BROWN?

Dear Cost,
Lightening your eyebrows shouldn't cost much. You can even do it yourself with a box of dark brown dye. But i'm not sure if you would have to bleach them first, but thats very unlikely. It could cost up to $20 in a salon I believe but I'm not entirely sure.
Happy Lightening,
Missy

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hey
please no lecturing.
i was just wondering if you wanted to get tested for EVERYTHING what kind of doctor do you go to becuase i called planned parenthood and they onld do three tests. or is it even possible to get tested for everything? thanks

Dear Testing,
Just ask your doctor what he or she tests for. Most test for everything.
Make an appointment.
Missy

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i heard a country song on the radio lastnight, im pretty sure it's new .. and part of it is like she laughs when she feels like crying everyone would understand if she stopped trying. i reallyyyy wanna know the name/artist of the song, pleaseee help! and i already looked on google and a bunchhh of lyrics sites.

Dear whats that song,
It might be "Teardrops on my Guitar" by the lovely and talented Taylor Swift.
Hope thats right!
Missy

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okay so on the commercial for the tv series Greek what is the song playing in the background!? i can't catch any of the lyrics and have tried www.songtapper.com and it doesnt work. i have heard this song on fuse or mtv or something like that.

thanksss :]

Dear Greek,
Its from the awesome band Plain White T's. I'm not sure what song, but check out their album "Every Second Counts". Their one of my favorites! So check them out!
Happy Listening,
Missy

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I gave my boyfriend blowjobs maybe 2-3 times every other day. I really enjoy giving them. Is that weird? But at different times, you know? Is that bad for him?

Dear Oral,
Its perfectly normal to want to please your boyfriend. And its perfectly normal for you guys to be sexual. Just make sure to use protection, even for the BJs.
Your fine!
Missy

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um i ordered the magazine from some offer thing.. like it said to put my teen vogue card in along with 10 bucks and send it to them thru the business reply mail thingie, so i did and i still havent recieved my teen vogue thing yet. it says like i get a whole free year of it.. im not sure if i did something wrong. i mean i wrote my return address.. well in colored pencil but it was like dark green so you could read it. and i didnt put a stamp on it cuz im in north america. and it says the mail is first class so im wondering if they got the mail or what happened? i mean i didnt know if i put the teen vogue card thing in it.. what does it even look like? instead i peeled off a sticker and put it inside the envelope along with the paper that had the offer on it (10 bucks for a free year of vogue and a cute new bag).. im not sure if thats the teen vogue card? well i sent that thing like about 2-3 weeks ago and i still havent gotten anything yet. im worried cause i dont like losing money like that and i really wanted the teen vogue thing. so whats the whole deal? is it just like late to come to me or like.... i dunno but please reply!!!!

13/f

Dear teen Vogue,
Being a subscriber to this magazine, I know it takes more than two to three weeks for you to get your magazine, you might have to wait until the august issue comes out, and after the magazine the bag should come shortly.
Happy Reading!
Missy

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Hello =)

I've had an Ipod Nano 2 generation for a little over 6 months, and I love it to death. But it's just a silver one, and it only holds 2gs and i'm afraid i'll soon run out of room on it. I was looking on the internet and seen a new mp3 player called a Zune, and thought it was just the cutest thing. At first I wouldn't dream of trading in my Ipod, but the I noticed that the Zune held 30gs!

What do you think? Should I trade in the Ipod for the Zune or not?

Dear Zune or iPod,
Zunes are a great music player. With other people who have Zunes you can trade music with them. But most people own iPods, I've rarely seen someone with a Zune. But they are just as good as and iPod, and in your case it would hold more!!
Hope ya make your choice!
Missy

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I live near a city so i go into there a lot. when i do, i see soldiers sometimes, and marines. I always want to walk up to them and just give them big hugs, thank them and walk away. But i never do. Would it be weird if i walked up to them and stuck out my hand and said "thanks for everything"???

Dear Soldiers,
They would appreciate you very much! People often show hate towards the soldiers, so any love is welcome!
Please shake they're hand for me too!
Missy

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hey, advicenators!

can someone think of a comparison for the following two things? i'm having serious issues.

for example: a human head is a basketball, a nose is a banana, etc.

1. a dog's ears
2. a monster's cry

i know it's kind of strange, but it's for a french assignment.

thanks so much in advance.

Dear Comparisons,
Dog ears: a soft blanket? Or maybe triangles is that would work.
A monster's cry could be nails on a chalk board.
Hope those work!
Missy

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Okay, So im on the softball team & im a sophmore.
Ive NEVER played softball in my life.
& today was the first day of summer workout and today I realized that Im reallly out of shape.
I'm sore and everything on my body is killing me.

When my muscles ache, it causes me to get sick and run a veryy high temperature.

I dont want to quit the team already after one day. But I dont want to come home everyday and be sick.

Should I quit or suck it up?

someone please help me.

Dear Ouch,
The sucking up is or quitting is your decision, but there are things that you can do. See getting sick is just your body's reaction, your sore because your muscles are growing and so is your endurance. Things will get better in a few weeks. Maybe running around the block at home, could help you. Just a lap is all you need. And make sure to get PLENTY of rest and fluids, come to think of it, you may be dehydrated. Make sure your drinking at least five or six bottles of water a day. And make sure to get to bed early, this means no late summer nights! Make sure you get MORE than eight hours of sleep. And eat lots of fruits and vegetables.
Train your heart out!
Missy

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okay so i'm REALLY wanting songs that are like remixes,
like how Goodnight Nurse did milkshake

anythings great! :D
thanks!

Dear Remixes.
These are called covers. Please address them accordingly next time.
Most covers are done through AOL and yahoo! sessions. I know that Bowling for Soup covered Fergie's "London Bridge."
Alot of bands do covers but not always r&b and rap, Hawthorne Heights and Panic! at the Disco(I think)just covered the smashing pumpkins. Panic!for sure covered Nelly Furtado's "Maneater" acoustically.
Thats all I can really think of. Just look on up cover songs on youtube, or search your band of choice, you never know what your going to find!
Happy Listening,
Missy

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ok one of my friends took a pregnancy test and well actually she took two and well the instructions said that
negative -
positive +
and her tests come up as a straight line like up indown line with out the the other line
its not the negative sign nor the positve signs
and both of them showed up like this
what does that mean

Dear What does this mean,
Well as they say pregnancy tests aren't always accurate, it this case it isn't either. You might want to purchase another two from a different brand. You could also go to planned parenthood, or a doctor, those would be the most accurate.
Hope you guys find out!
Missy

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is there anything i can do to fix it faster

Dear broke.
Four things: Athletic tape, ice, advil(two), and a trip to the doctors.
Ice your finger, but don't leave it on too long.
Wrap one of the fingers and the broken finger together with athletic tape. keeping the finger stable this will act as a cast, brace, thing of some sort.
Take advil for pain, but only two every two hours.
And make and appointment with your physician. He's the one whos gonna give you the right answers
Get better
Missy

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