about

Hey i'm Elizabeth... im just like any other teenager. I will try my best to answer your questions!

advice

what's the freshman year is like? because im going
to high school next year and im scared and yeah

dont be scared
its fun!

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ok...so for some reason, iconator.com doesnt work on my computer.

does anyone know of any other sites that will have really good icons?? because i really want a new AIM icon for my sn

& please don't say google or whatever.

please & thank you!

http://www.originalicons.com/
iconhell.com
http://www.badassbuddy.com/
www.iconcave.com

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i want to decorate my room in black and light pink, in the cheapest way possible. I want it to be girly and stylish looking. What should I do? Please post pictures, advice, tips.. Thanks so much..ill rate 5's!

you could get picture frames and get some of your favorite pictures in there
or just put pictures on your wall
lol i have random pictures of stuff like
bands.. skaters

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heres a simple question, am i weird? i am 13 and i like old songs like by the 4 seasons and i have them on my ipod and stuff. and also ALOT of other oldies or old songs. not just oldies, like stuff from 80's and 70's. and i loved the jersey boys musical. i dont think of myself as a geek. i also love new songs but i love old songs just as much, am i a little.. odd?

jesus your not odd
I FRIGGIN LOVE OLDIES!!!

if you like classic rock:
Rolling Stones
Bon Jovi
Pearl Jam
Nirvana
Jimi Hendrix
Audioslave
Aerosmith
Queen
etc... ask more if you like classic rock

OLDIES:
Temptations
beatles

HERES A SITE: http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/charts.jsp

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My hair is long, dry, brittle, dull and has split ends. I want it to be soft, smooth, shiny and healthy. How do I go about getting that? Any product recommendations? I'll rate 5's

eh i dont know what to say other than
my hair is layered
i have alot of hair do ideas you can ask me on that
but if its all frizzy put lotion in it
or dont take showers at night
take them during the day

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This guy has been calling me a lot, and I barely know him. We've hung out a few times (with other friends with us), and only once has he mentioned wanting to see me in a different way if you know what I mean. But he calls me and we talk about random stuff. The thing is, he's not the boyfriend type and usually has a bunch of girls, never a girlfriend (or so I've HEARD). My question is.. IF I wanted to have something with this guy, how can I make him "settle down" and be in a real exclusive relationship? Any tips, tricks, advice? thanks!

ah forget about him
i think he just wants to get in your pants

lol sry ok bye

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The doctor thinks my mom has a Kidney Stone.

What is that?
Will she be okay?

gal bladder problem?
ah... she'll be fine
maybe her diet isnt good like maybe shes eating to much junk
i think my mom has that problem too
and i think i do too.. im getting a bit personal lol
but yeah

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I have always had a problem with friends. I used to have some reallygood friends but we had a huge fight and we aren't friends anymore. Right now I have only like 7 friends but only two really close ones. My question is how can I make some more close friends? I am going to be in highschool there and people keep telling me well you can make more friends in highschool and stuff. There is one problem though...I live in a small town with only one junior high that goes into te highschool. I basically already know everyone.Where do you think I could meet friends outside of school?

Thanks in advance

join clubs
inside and outside of school
usually kids in high school have stuff stuck up their ass
hah

join clubs-sports
im in dance...

eh need more help just ask

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okay i really want people to think im a really cool down to earth person at summer school i start next week. i relly want a new rep. im 15/f any tips??

be yourself
tips that could possibly help:

Laid back, easygoing, not giving a flying f'ck what people think of you...

need more help?
just ask

_Liz

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How can I become a better person?

by being easygoing

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What causes the "orgasm" in the body and why do you get so tired afterwards?

orgasm

a discharge of neuromuscular tensions at the height of sexual arousal that is usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen in the male and by vaginal contractions in the female

In men, orgasms can happen without the release of semen. However, the release of semen marks an orgasm for a man.

WAYS TO ACHIEVE ORGASM:
1. On a woman: 1. rub her clitoris, preferably in a circular motion. not up and down too much. that hurts. HARDER IS NOT BETTER.
2. Eat out (first definition of this term is perfect)
3. Sex. HARDER IS NOT BETTER.
*Women tend to moan, gasp, and/or scream during an orgasm.


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My hair is not easily curled. It takes me about 2 hours to actually get it curled with a curling iron and half the time it doesn't even look the way i want it to. I have tried curling gels and scrunching, but none of it has worked. I want my hair to stay curly for about a day or so...And quick to style. Does anyone know how?

possibly get curlers u can sleep in...

scrunch it possibly

sometimes i take a shower than sleep with my hair up in some way i wake up and its all curly or just really pretty

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Can anyone tell me where to get cool layouts for myspace because I want to change my layout on myspace and I can't find any good layouts.

http://www.myspacelayoutscreator.com/creator.php
i use that

http://www.hotfreelayouts.com/layouts.php?index=9

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this probably isnt the best category but i need scrapbooking tips. Ideas, sites, anyhting would be great.
thanks

magazines have ideas
like ellegirl

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My best friend is so gorgeous she can get any guy she wants. But she always says how ugly she is. I can't help but get jelous. How can I stop from being jelous or at least hide it better? I'll rate.

smack her and say your not fucking ugly
lol dont smack her

but ask tips from people on how to update your look

one of my favorite magazines is
CosmoGirl/ Ellegirl I LOVE THOSE MAG's (lol)
they have tips on how to look prettier

hope that helped

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All the popular girls in my school (yeah this is kinda mean but its true lol) they're all pretty ugly. yeahh some of them are pretty at times, they have nice clothes. but they're not like extremely gorgeous. some of them are even a little overweight. (not a lot, just like kinda chubby) even so, the boys are always all over them. and i really don't understand why. yeah, they're outgoing and flirty.. but still. i know i'm not the prettiest girl out there, but i'm not bad. i have nice clothes.. but the boys in my school hardly even notice me. the only thing is, is that i'm REALLY shy. but around my friends, family, and people i've known for a long time, i'm really talkative and outgoing. the people in my school don't seem to realize that however. so i'm known as some girl who never talks practically. and it pisses me off because i know i do talk, they just don't know anything about me. but like, the boy i like is popular, and is always flirting with and around those girls.. what they see in them, i don't know.. how can i get boys to notice me.. especially since i'm going to high school in september and there's gonna be new people. i've never had a real boyfriend before either =[ 14/f thnx.

ok first of all
FUCK POPULAR ppl there is no such thing is popular people

what i do and things you could do:
Act silly
Dont give a shit what people think of me
I flirt with guys
i talk all the time
im very random/wild
act yourself
have fun
tease guys its VERY FUN
who cares what people say/think
Act like your shit dont stink

hah
hope that helped
&hearts

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ok well im 130 pounds 13/f and i want to loose 20 pounds so im going to walk an hour everday but i want to no when im going to see results and how long will it take to loose 20 pounds :]

thankz i rate high

tips?
possibly i could help

dancing-jogging-swimming-sit ups-crunches- SPORTS-push ups

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I'm sixteen years old, I'm a virgin, I've never kissed a guy, and I've never had a boyfriend.

I feel like if I don't do these things soon, I'm never going to do them. I feel like everyone around me is so experienced in all those things and I'm still just a kid. I've gotten really depressed about it because I feel like no one wants me.

Am I alone in this?

dont worry about it
aww
be glad your a virgin...
wait... a guy will come into your life

there will be guys that will like you
right now just dont think about them
usually when i dont think about guys...
like out of no where they come and start talking to me

guys are nothing but trouble though
some guys just want one thing
"sex"

hah want anymore help/advice? just ask

Hope i helped

DONT SWEAT IT!

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ok well i want my hair lighter but my mom wont let me dye it so how can i get lighter hair without dying it? thankz i rate high

depends what color your hair is

cosmo girl gives tips on hair
cosmogirl.com

hope that helps

usually when i go swimming it changes my color
or you could get high lights thats what i have
and also just going out in the sun (just outside) might do something

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So the whole day today, I kept getting bit by mosquitoes!!..they itch like CRAZY. But the crazy thing is...each bump is like QUARTER SIZE. I'm not even kidding/exagerrating. It's SO big..I have like a total of maybe 6 all over my upper body. Is this normal?! ..I've never had bites this big ever!..Please help. :)

get some bug spray
plus watch out for the west nile viruis

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