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Sup, my name's Aaron, i'm a band freak, health freak, grammar freak, perfectionist, and I just love to watch people do stupid things even if it includes me, because heck there's no point in being uptight about life when in the end it all ends... hahah gotta love my type right? There's not much about me that you probably haven't heard that you can't compare to other people, I mean i'm a friendly person who once you get to know me, tends to grow on you like mold on bread. I'm smart, courageous, a leader, fun, loving, honest, brutally honest, sadistic, idiotic at times, ignorant to certain topics, indifferent in some controversial issues, unconcerned about what you think about me, happy, sad, depressed, angry, and basically any other attribute you can give to a 16 year old teenager. I'm an ex-swimmer, meaning that I quit... just because of band, and no i'm not that big a band freak, I'd just rather be playing my instrument and feeling the soothing sensation that music has to bring as opposed to getting stressed about being beat by other people! But no, haha I love swimming and if my school allowed me to take both at the same time without sacrificing my grades I probably would. I'm not the kind of person that sits and watches something, for instance, I hate watching football but I love playing it just because of the adrenaline rush. Blah, haha not sure what else to say, I mean I suppose I can tell you that i'm chinese, and uhh that's about it I think... I like to philosophize haha if that makes any sense, I feel that although philosophy is basically the "DUH" of life, sometimes you just need to be told, DUH. There's nothing better than discovering the obvious... Anyways, life's so much easier for probably you and me if we chatted on AOL, my screen name is An3mu5c0r9u5 yup yup =D hehe

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Hey my name is Rachel and iam 17 years old and my granny is causing me to be depressed I'll give you some examples.on my 17th birthday she told me that nobody loved me and that I was stupid becouse I was in special ed classes at school.my granny also told me that Iam to fat for my own good and she told me that my mom killed my dad becouse she divorced him when I was 3 and said it broke his heart and that's why he died,but I think she had a pretty good reason for divorcing him when I was 3 becouse he molested me.I took an extra adderal and bloodpressure pill today hoping I would lose weight becouse my granny keeps telling me that iam fat and ugly and I was kind of hoping it would kill me from overdose.my cousin is the only person I can go to with this problem becouse I can trust her to keep it a secreat.I've talked to my cousin about my suicide attempts and she just kept an eye on me and didn't tell my mom about it becouse she knows how my mom is.what should I do? please help me urgent.

I think that maybe you should confront your granny on a 1 on 1 basis. You should tell her that she is being mean to you and that you love her dearly. Tell her that although she is your granny, that you don't care what she says because you are beautiful no matter what anyone says. You shouldn't let her bring you down because hell, she's really old and her eyes may be playing tricks on her =) As for losing weight, just eat less more frequently and go running or even walking once in a while. If you have a dog then it makes it easier but if not just take your cd player or ipod and walk around the block for 30 minutes to an hour everyday or at night and you'll be on your way to losing weight. =) Don't be sad, life is too short to be sad.

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I'm a thirteen year old female.
Well I have a very bad problem with a friend. She thinks I am a backstabber because she thought I got mad at her for taking her old boyfriend, but I said I didn't. And she thinks im an annoying person because she said "Your like a mosquito that won't go away." I've tried talking to her, but nothing helped me. I tried telling her I won't be annoying anymore, but she didn't believe me. We have been friends since Kindergarten and then this happened....HELLLLP..please!!
-Depressed Anonymous-

Just give her space and room and she'll be fine.

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I'm 13/f and I live in Texas. My mom is starting to make me use my own money to buy clothes and cosmetics. The problem is, I have no way to make enough money. My mom says I could do work around the house, but she pays me SO little! Say, $1 to do the dishes and 50 cents to water the plants outside. I used to get an allowence but ever since my parents divorce, money is tight (my dad actually makes a lot of money but he's kind of selfish and will no longer give my mom the money to give me an allowence) so I don't get it anymore. I have tried babysitting by passing oout flyers, but no one even called me; my mom says I'm too young. What should I do??? I REALLY need to find a way to earn some money...the only way I get it now is when my grandparents give me an extra $5 bill sometimes when I visit(AFTER my mom tries to persuade them not to!)HELP!!!

Well, you can start by trying to get a couple of your friends together and create idk like a fundraising club for you guys just like do carwashes make lemonade or if you go to church ask if you can have a lemonade stand outside when everyone leaves and just tell them that it's for a good cause. Church people like giving money for good causes ^_^

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I was goin to bed downstairs with my parents room being upstairs, when i finally was in bed i heard a scream, so i got up wondering what was wrong then i heard all these sex noises moans and such, i was freaked out, wouldn't you be? so i called my 19 year old sister and she came home to comfort me. I couldn't sleep even after they had stopped, it was stuck in my head.
The next morning i was discusted, but still decided to talk about them about it, all they said was "we are in love you should be happy that we are still together in so in love" i go "i'm not...it's discusting to me!" they just said "you should get over it" now i can't get the noises out of my mind and i keep picturing them doing it i know they are in love but i still think it is really discusting i mean blowjobs, kissing, naked! that is what is stuck...please help me to be relived of that!

Well, they are your parents and depending on how old you are... it's just normal... next time if it happens just turn up the music and go to sleep like that... you'll be fine =)

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what do you think it the hottest thing a girl can do while she's kissing you?

the hottest thing a girl could do while kissing you for a guy, would be for her to either hold his face while kissing or rubbing his chest like from the bottom up if you know what I mean haha

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okay i have to do a home work asignment on stanza 30 by william shakespear ive been on googel all day and i cant find it does anyone know wherre it is.?

well, go to goggle and type "stanza" by william Shakespeare or works of william shakespeare, i'm sure you'll find it then

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so tonight i was at a big party type thing..and i notice this guy kind of looking at me from the corner of his eye and purposely turning it seemed to look at me. i picked it up that he was doing it..but i thought nothing of it until later..he started doing "laps" around me when i was talkng to my friends. he went from one part of the room where everyone was all the way to where i was with my friends *it wasnt nearly as crowded..* he did this a couple times! my friends thinks he likes me..when they told him to talk to me he said he was shy. where do i go from here? we dont really talk so help me out from the beginning pleaseee!! this is just new for me because usually the guy likes one of my friends..i happen to have very pretty friends..ok thanks to anyone who tries :)

lol, okay well if he's shy then you start the conversation and do it one on one so that he doesn't feel even more shy... also crack a joke so that he'll feel more comfortable and heck, even if he doesn't like you then you'll be good friends because then you can always talk about he kept looking at you at a party

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Okay so I know that hundreds of people have asked questions like this one, but I was just looking for some helpful advice. When you are pregnant, does just your niple hurt or your whole boob is sore? And how soon after having sex will you start to get morning sickness, sore boobs, and things like that.I will be grateful for any help I can get. Thankyou!

usually within a couple weeks will you start getting morning sickness... as for the sore boobs part, it'll probably happen witin a couple of weeks also so that your mammary glands will get ready for lactating

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There is this guy that I really like ALOT, and me and him are constantly flirting and he is always trying to grab my hand and stuff, and he is always like i like you so much, and when i'm like jokingly like dang i'm cool and it's cause i'm so dang cute and he is like yeah you are, and he keeps telling ME, MY friends, and HIS friends that he is going to ask me out and he still hasn't. What is his problem, is he procrastinating or just teasing me please help.

:&hearts Alix

well tell him, "do you want to go out with me or not because you're wasting my time and your time by just teasing me all the time," i'm sure that'll get his attention

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18/f. I have a very close guy-friend. Occasionally when he comes over to mine (or I go to his), and he (or I) can't get home (e.g. he comes to my place on his bike, I don't like him to ride home at 3am, it's not too safe around here) then he stays over. He'll sleep in my (single) bed, and we usually end up snuggled up to close each other (e.g. both lying on our sides facing the same way with his arm around me).
My question is - is this ok for our relationship? - I don't want to date him, I don't want our friendship to turn into something further. We are both single. Is it ok to sleep together like this, or will it damage our friendship in the long run?

hmmm well maybe he's gay lol because all I know is that if straight guys sleep with girls they're something going on... otherwise as long as you two don't make a move on eachother everything should be fine, just make sure that he knows that you don't want to go any further than where you are now

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Today I went to see my counselor. Please note its nine weeks into the school year. I just realized I failed Algebra 1 last year, and at the beginning of the year, he put me in Geometry. So, Ive been taking Geometry & getting excellent grades in there (: But, today I went to see him because my mother wanted to find out if I could take summer / night school. He dropped my Geometry class & placed me into an Algebra 1 class. Which I wasn't too pleased about. I went to my new class & I really don't fit in AT ALL. I don't know anybody in there, and all of the people were black. [I'm really not trying to be racist or ANYTHING like that, I just felt out of place, I'm white.] & They just STARED at me, like wtf is she doin here! I was so scared no joke.

Tomorrow, I'm going to see my counselor again to find out if I can do anything to get back into my regular Geometry class, because I was doing so well & actually had friends in there. Do you think it'll be possible for me to get back into Geometry, without taking Algebra 1 first?

Please no stupid responses, for Algebra last year I had a really bad teacher & didn't learn stuff well. Thanks a lot. I'm a sophmore, 15/f

erggg... actually you should take algebra before geometry just because you'll be using a lot of algebra when you're finding like the hypotenuse of a triangle and of like a hexagon, so i'd suggest trying to take algebra as a correspondence so that you can just do it on your own... even during geometry.. that way you can still get the things you need to know and you can be happy in the class you're in (geometry) good luck!

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Hey, does anyone know any good websites where i can get short story summaries, i tried using sparknotes.com but its confusing me.. so if you know any let me know! thanks!

well, if they're short stories then you should probably just read them, there's no point in taking the easy lane...

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What's it like to make out with someone? Because my boyfriend said he wants to make out with me. We've never kissed so is that all he means? I guess this is kind of a stupid question but please anser anyways.

well there are many interpretations of making out, there is the making out which is basically kissing and the making out where you're basically having sex with clothes on... either way, you'll like it hehe

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It's my boyfriends 21st birthday in about 3 weeks and i want to get him something really special, i was going get him some kind of gadget but i've decided its not special enough.
if anyone has any ideas please share :-)
Also if i get him a watch and have it engraved, would it have to be made out of a certain kind of metal or maerial so they can engrave it and is it expensive to do? thank you

let's see, well since he's going to be 21 and he's a guy you should probably get him a shot glass that's really sexy or has some sexy thing engraved on it... ummm and yeah if you get him a watch you should get it engraved that'd be pretty awesome but maybe engrave it saying something not really girlish or just his initials

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ok when my mom was my age she had epelepsy.she said it started where she would black out for a miliseconnd and drop sompthing and not no how. the other day i dropped a bowl, but i dont remember it slipping out of my hands, i never let go! also i was holding a "shampame glass" by the stem thingy and i judt totally did the same thing. also a lot i get these bad heaedaches and i get dixzzy when i move my head. does anyonge no if i might have it? what shuld i do? please help!

umm well you might have it but it could also just be because you're clumsy... you should probably go see a doctor and get it checked out

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this may sound weird but i have these bumps on my upper leg. they look like shve bumps but i rarely ever shave all the way up there. are they acne? how do i get rid of them? please help.

hmmm, well first if you're still at an age through which you're going through puberty then it's probably acne but don't worry about it, just remember to wash your legs with soap all the time however if they're bumps then they might also be caused by some chemicals... have you used any new kinds of moisturizer? or any new lotion also if you haven't thrown away the top of your razor in a while then that might also be a problem...

hope this helps

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Okay heres the deal. I met this girl at school, and she is in 11th grade. I'm in 9th. Anyways Shes really nice and we talked and stuff, eventually she decided to call me her 'brother'. And well the other night I went to a concert with her.. and well I realized that I like her.. and i don't know what to do because If i ask her out or something she might think i'm weird because were 'siblings'. also, she will graduate after next year.. If we do get into a relationship will it even work? And i'm afraid that if we to end up going out and something happens between us. I might lose one of my best friends.

I'd say, just be friends because you guys can always hook up later in life as long as you keep in touch constantly, I mean I'm sure she's gotten some vibes that you like her by now, but the age difference might be a little odd for her since it's like literally dating a little brother

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Whats a career is in the medical area where you dont have to deal with a lot of blood and surgery?

Pharmaceudical and research in development also if you like working in business that's always good too

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Okay i asked your guy's help once before about my girlfriend. But I have a serious situation, one of my ex-boyfriends called and asked me out. I haven't came out with this yet so nobody knows except my best friend and my gurlfriend and her aunt. I couldn't turn him down cause he's driving three hours just to see me. I wanna go but I don't think he would like the fact that i'm a 15 year old Bisexual and I have a girlfriend. And I don't think me girlfriend would like me going out with some guy!!!!!!!! Should I tell them????????

ummm okay, well first of all, we should hook up ;D haaha and second, since he was already your ex-boyfriend I think he would've known by now that you were bisexual... as for your girlfriend, I'd say, drop the ho and grab the hose

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I was just wondering if anybody knew some wonderful beauty tricks!? like how to get your hair shiny...non frizzy...how to get clear skin thats perfect please Ill take any advice!! wootwoot!

well, i'm a guy, obviously, and I use pomade i'm assuming it could be used for girls too just don't use the guy kind heh

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