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I love giving advice, I don't give that 2 cents crap "talk to him,you'll feel better". I know better than that, and if that's all I can say in that situation, I keep my mouth shut, cuz i'd rather not answer than give them some crapy advice they'd never use. Im not gonna sugarcoat anything, if the answers harsh then thats whatyou're going to get. If you want to you can IM me, it's down there somewhere!

I have a passion for music, I've been playing Guitar for 4 years, and I'm never going to stop, I know that i'm not going to make it big, but I know I'm going to always have the skill, I love listening to music, my current favorite is Fall out boys new CD, i've listened to them before they became big, and I know all their songs by heart.
Right now, I'm just babysitting because I dont have my working lisence yet, but I'm getting it soon (I hope!) I'm going to Take and Internship with WaMu, and I'm hoping that will be a life time job, so I'll be set for life. I met the love of my life, soon to be 4 years ago, we met online, and I love him with all my heart, atm i'm 15, and hes 20, but i'm 16 soon, and hes already has his bday so yeah ^^. unfotunatly my parents dont know and wont know until.. *Coughs* after the 3rd kid..but yeah, we've been through everything, and I think we have what it takes to make it in this world, hes cheated on me before, had sex with another girl, but I knew they were together, so again, I guess I cant complain to loudly, I told him that he could have a gf if he thought I wasnt enough for him and I guess he took the offer! but I know that if we've made it this far, we have what it takes. Like they say, If you want to know hes rightfully yours, let him go, if he comes back then hes yours forever, and he came back, so i know it'll work.
so yeah, I give advice to kids at school about love life, and I'm mormon, not supposed to be dating until i'm 16, so they think i dont know anything, but if you guys have any questions, again, feel free to just drop me a question or IM me (AIM: AllyBBear MSN: Patronsaintofsquirrels@hotmail.com)



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http://a96.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/61/l_3b76362dca6f9333ebec2db66f88982f.jpg

whats that mean?

I've seen that before, I want to say its for a band or something but I cant recall it exactly.
sorry!!! :(

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is there a way to transfer songs from one person's itunes to another?

No, I've tried this before. the only way you can do it, is if you get onto their Itunes and downloaded it from there, but then you would loose everything you had on there originally. best bet is have your friend send over all the songs you want over the net and put them onto ur itunes then dl your ipod again.
sorry :(
I think it sucks.

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Hi guys. My name is courtney and I am having some trouble with coming up with ideas for a new screen name. I'm getting sick of my old one. So if anyone has any ideas. please give me some. thanks.

hey, maybe if you edit what ur old sn is and maybe some types of music you like, favorite song, color, animal, maybe a bf's name, then we'll be able to help you, but we have to know ur personality to come upw ith an sn for you.

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Well, I just got my period a couple of months ago. And like a week ago, I used a tampon. Well, anyway, I had a lot of trouble with it, and it was actually pretty painful. Is it supposed to hurt your first time? %% Thanks %%

Yeah, it will be uncomfortable the first few times you try, but like I use OB so it doesnt have an applicator, i dont know if urs does but sometimes its because you dont get it in far enough,a nd so it kinda hurts to stand up and walk around. you just have to make sure you get it in right, dont give up on it.
they're so much better than pads.

Good luck!

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14/f. My bf is coming to visit me in august and he is also 14 and we were thinking about having sex. and we really want to and he's the kind of guy i could see myself spending the rest of my life with sense we've been dating for about 9 months. But i really dont wanna take the chance of getting pregnant. What should i do? i no we would use a condom. so dont tell me that. Am i too young? i dont think i am but some ppl do. HELP!!

yeah, in my personal opinion you're too young, but if you really want to be with this guy forever,and he feels teh same way about you, I mean I know a toon of people that lost their virginity as early if not earlier than you, and they regret it every day of your life, I would wait until you get married, that way you wont have that scar if you two dont stay together, you can SEE getting married with him, but will it happen? and if it does, will it last?

Good luck Chicka.

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whats the best type of bubble gum that tastes the best with the longest lasting flavor, and blows respectively big bubbles? thanks.. ive tried trident, stride, juicy fruit, bazooka bubble gum.. but idk.

I duno, I do Orbit, the orange stays longer than wanted half the time :P I dunno about bubles. the original Wrigleys works wonderful, lasts forever, good bubbles...
yyeah, hope i helped.

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I need some ideas for a unique, teenage girl's name. It's for a novel I'm writing.

i personally likkkeeee:
jackie
Sasha
Ezri (ez- ree (like tree ^^))
haley
elle

hope i helped!

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Does anybody know of any good songs that have to do with saying goodbye to somebody who has made a difference in your life. Not necessarily a lover, but more like a role model... I know it's hard, but if anyone can think of anything that might go, please list! Thank you!

I want this one played at my funeral

Sarah McLachlan - I Will Remember You Lyrics

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ohh cool
yeah ours is a ten mile up hill hike!!!!! thats so cooli added you as a friend cool well ttyl

thats cool, we did a pioneer reinaction trek last summer, ew had to dress up and everything, it was great. same path the pioneers hiked, it was awesome!!

well good luck on that hike :p

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So I kind of have a problem with saying the wrong words at the wrong time...like, when something surprising happens to me I usually react by swearing or saying "Jesus Christ!" I know I really shouldn't be swearing OR saying Jesus Christ in vain but I can't help it! Plus, I'd get in trouble if a teacher or whatever heard me swearing. How can I like, stop myself from doing that!? What other words can I say instead? I don't wanna insult people, but it's just my reactions to things. Any suggestions?

I used to have this problem ^^
mkay, I had one of my friends spot me, whenever they hear you curse, have them hit you, snap a rubber band on your wrist, etc.
using other words can also help, esp if you get caught on them, some of them can be cute and you can be known for them.
for example, like the F word, you can say something like- flip, fetch, frickin, stuff like that.i use flippin for everythin. :P
things like 'oh snap' can be cute and addictive.
as for using the lords name in vain, my brother says 'cheeses' lol, but a lot of people don't believe thats what he says so im nto sure how effective that is.

hope i helped, and good luck!

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im running for class president. 14/f. i need some killer ways to get people that im friends with and even that im not friends with to vote for me!
thanks

omg, we just had presidential elections, amoung what otehr people put, this girl made a bunch of littel stickers that said diffrent things that were very silly like "vote for (name) because She can believe its not butter" just stuff like that, it was sooo awesome, she was running against a girl that has been president from every class since the 7th grade, and she won!! make them very colorful, and just come up with a bunch of funny things for them. some of them were simply substituting her name in for chuck norris jokes :P
being serious and having posters is effective, but just breaking teh tension of the elections, comic relief, just doing something diffrent than everybody else is a great way to catch somebodys attention..

another good way,a s mentioned, food! lol, candy! put stickers on them and hand them out, etc etc.

hope you win!

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is there anything you can add to water to flavor it more with out that many calories? oh and that isnt pure sugar?

dont sugest vitamin water cause i used to drink it all the time and i figured out some facts about it, its as bad as drinking soda =/ !!

thank you! cause im going on a all water drink diet for my health, but water getting boreing and not flavorble after a while =]
--ashley

Crystal light, it says only to use a half packet for 5 calories, but it tastes much better with the full thing, 10 calories, i do fruit punch, I love it. though trust me, do it in a water botle, its hard to mix in a glass. the on-the-go packs work the best so u dont have to measure nething

hope i helped ^^

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i have 2 dogs and they are both boys. they keep licking each other's tongues like they're making out and humping each other. the one always tries to mount the other. and to make it worse, they're brothers!!!! are my pets gay?? or from west virginia?? help what should i do?

Yeah, getting their balls chopped off wont help it. its a case of dominance, and dogs.. well, humans and dolphines are the only living beings that have sex for pleasure, so technically dogs cant really be gay. its nautral instinct to reproduce, and for male dogs its natural instinct to dominate eachother. you dont need to do anything about it, its all normal.

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Ok, on myspace this guy whom I have never met asked me out. He is a friend of my best friend, so I know he is real. She says that he is a an awsome person.

We talked on aim, and on myspace, and he seems like a really good person, I really like him (not a crush yet but I am interested). So basicly he asked me if I wanted to come over to his house so we could talk and get to know each other.

I am a little bit nervous about meeting him; I have never been on a blind date before (if you could call it that). I don't really know what we are going to do, and what I should expect.

If you have ever been in my situation, can you tell me how it went for you? What did you guys do?

Thanks!!

ps I am 16/f, and he is 17/m

I understand, if you're nervous about it, i'd sugguest bringing your friend with you, and just make it a group thing rather than like a date, litterally to get to know eachother, meeting for the first time its sometimes akward just being one on one.

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Ok, me and my friends together make a group of 10 people exactly, I've always been the queit one who's sort of left out, on of the girls int he group is really nice and her birthday is coming up. I had this great idea for a birthday presemt but couldnt buy it alone (too expensive) so i got one of the other girls in on it, then one after one they all entered the pool and it's now a group present, and they're all kinda taking over and im so afriad that in teh end she wont even appreciate it or y'know.. i know it sounds selfish but i really wanted her to know it was from ME and that i put time and effort in to it, but i cant tell her since we're all paying for it together, and its from us all, you know.. i just kinda hate it. I wanted it to be a special gift and now its not. Should I just forget about it? Or do i have anothe option? Remember: im the quiet one of the group so i cant really say anything to them

mention it to the girl you told in the first place, she knows what happened and im sure if shes a decent person she'll give you credit.

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help i was just laughing really hard and i banged my elbow off the chair and it hurts what should i do?

you just hit your funny bone, go ice it, it'll make it feel better.

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Please help! I want my boobs to go bigger their tiny please help what can i do to make them bigger apart from wear padded or water bras. Thanks, oh, how can I make my period start.

this question is for one of two things.
you're eitehr:
just starting pueberty

or

(more likely)
its swimsuit season, you dont like tampons and you need big boobs for your swimsuit.

sorry, you cant induce your period, and you cant make ur boobs magically bigger.

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when teenage couples hug (guy/girl)
do the guys arms go around
then shoulders
or the waiste?
and same question 4
the girls? thanx

in general, the guys arms go around teh girls waist and teh girls arms go around the guys neck, unless hes really tall and you're really short..
either way, hope i helped.

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Is there ANY way to get a grease stain out of clothes? I didn't notice it on my jeans until after I washed them and it's really noticeable. I believe it's from pizza. Any advice would be greatly appreciated!

soaking it in pepsi takes it right out ^^
good luck

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i can't stop thinking about a guy in my class. i used to kinda have a cruch on him but then i didnt, so then some1 told me that he likes me(but i think they were joking) and ever since then i can't stop wondering if he really does like me. and i just got "your guardian angel" (the song) on my ipod and when ever i listen 2 that song i always think about him.

i dont really tlk 2 him that much, but i sit next to him in 1 class (biology) and we dont have anything to tlk about and when he does tlk to me all i can do is smile because i'm so nervous around him and i have no idea what to say! and i really want him to like me, so how do i tell if he likes me already, and how do i flirt w/ him????





thnx in advanced

Alright, well if hes ever caught you staring, or if you ever catch him staring, Just smile at him. I've heard if he smiles back he likes you. you can just start by talking with him, once you think you're getting close to him, give him a hug before you leave class, or if you see him in the halls, etc.

hope it works out!

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