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Q: so, i've heard that if a boy and girl are fooling around in a hot tub and the boy ejaculates, then the girl has a chance of getting pregnant.
now, this got me to wondering:
if a female is just inoccently in a public pool, lake, hot tub (etc.), and she's just swimming around, and a boy ejaculates, is there a chance that she'll get pregnant?
like, she won't even know who this boy is.
just some random kid.
so, yeah.
answers?

I guess that there really is a chance, but there is probably a greater chance that you will get struck by lightening. It can happen, but I really really doubt it.

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Q: If i want to give my boyfriend a handjob, (I'm completely ready for it fyiiii), where is he supposed to come? Like I don't really want him coming on my face or boobs, sooo helpp? I've given one other hj before, but it wasnt too goooddd... and so yeah I'll be able to give it just fine, but just like wheerreee should he skeeeett?
thaankss :)

Anywhere really. Into a trash can, on you, in a paper towel, he could catch it, etc. There really isn't any specific place for him to get off and I am suprised that it was bad because it is hard to give a bad one haha. Im sure you just over reacted.

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Q: ill make it short!!! im in love with a boy that have a girl friend and i dont think they are that in love so i want him to b mine... we have way more time to hang out than him and his gf but he seems to b with her bc she is his 1st... but any ways i want him to b mine plz help me to get him... his gf dont even appreciate wat he done for her any ways why not let me treat him good???
thx guys

Well you can't really just make him be 'in' love with you, you just can't change someones feelings like that. But you can point out what you think his girlfriend does that you don't like, if you really care about him then let him know that you do and tell him that you would really like a chance. Don't try and push him out of the relationship or try and start any drama because it just isn't worth that, but do let him know where you stand on everything. Remember acquaintances to friends, friends to best friends, best friends to [[maybe]] couple.

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Q: ok the first time i had sex and the rest of the times to i never bleed i thought u were suposed to bleed when u first have sex for the first time but since i didnt i just wanted to know was thre something wrong with me or does that just happen somethimes or have i just not lost my virginity yet

Some people may bleed, but if you already have broken your hymen,'cherry', like in sports or something then you may never bleed. It all depends on who you are and your body. I assure you that nothing is wrong with you and you have lost your virginity.

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Q: hello, a few weeks ago i was dumped by my girlfriend and i hardily ever get to see her, i brought her a valentines present and its a neckless.
i now hav found somone else i like but she has a boy friend and its her birthday friday and i was wonderin if i should give her my ex's preasant or wait until i see my ex and give it to her. if i choose to wait to give it too my ex i wont see her for months anyway. but it might be pointless giving it to this new girl i like because she has a boy friend

hope you can help thanks x

Okay well first of all never give a girl you like a present that you bought for another girl. But I don't think that you should give it to your exgirlfriend if you plan on moving on and getting a new girlfriend.

Try taking that present back and getting a completely different one for this new girl. Get to know her and let her know you like her, but don't foreve her to get out of this relationship. You don't want to force her into anything. If you can't take anything back then give it to your mom or if you want the new girl, as long as she doesn't know it was for another girl haha.

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Q: my bf and i broke up-he was kinda mean about it and really hurt me but then i was ok. (this all happened yesterday) and later i was talking and laughing with this other guy that i dont think my ex bf knew i know. and i was laughing and having fun with my friends. my ex bf said he still wanted to be friends and everything but yesterday at youth group it was awkard cause we had broken up that morning. i think i might have hurt him by already having fun with a new guy and stuff and i feel a little bad but i just needed someone to talk and he asked me to talk to him and i wanted my ex bf to know he wasnt my life and i can talk to other guys and i can get over him. i didnt want him to think i was gonna just be sad and depressed because im am sad but im not going to show him that and everything. i have done enough of that and stuff. i want to talk to him but i have to wait until he contacts me and idk if hes going to do that!!! i am not making the first move cause hes the one who was saying we couldnt get back together and stuff and that he lost interest in me but the twist is that i know he still likes me and stuff cause you cant just stop loving someone in a day but im moving so he preobably is trying to protect himself and lately we are always fighting. sooo what should i do? i emailed him asking how his feeling changed so quickly and that i understand that he might be hurt cause im moving and if he could explain it would be helpful. so i shouldnt do anything anymore until he contacts me right?? i already emailed and he should be the one to talk to me since he said those things. just give me your input please. thank you in advance :)

I think it is very good that you showed him that he wasn't you life and that you can move on and be fine without him and I know it is difficult not to worry about his feelings, but don't. He broke up with you and that was his loss, if he realizes that he wants to be with you then he will let you know. And if, at that time, you feel like you want to try again go ahead. Do not throw yourself at him and let him know that it's bothering you.

It is good that you guys are trying to be friends, but to do that you are probably just going to have to ignore the fact that you had a past together. Thinking about it and worrying about what went wrong will only make the relationhship more awkward. Let him know your feelings and then back off, let him come to you.

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Q: me and my guy friend have drifted apart.
we no longer talk.

he Imed me today talking about him and this one girl having sex, and that was the end of it.
thats all he has said to me in like a week.

and i just broke down, bc i feel like he said that just to rub it in my face and it really hurt.

why do you think he did that? was he trying to make me jealous?

Yes, probably, or maybe not. Guys often don't know when they are 'rubbing' it in your face, maybe he just wanted to let you know because he is your friend and he wants you involved in his life. Maybe he just came out and said it because he didn't know how to say it, or maybe he just wanted to make you jealous.

He may have liked you at a previous time and you didn't feel the same or didn't even know about it and this is his way of geting back at you. Maybe you should try talking to him and letting him know that he hurt your feelings. You should always be able to talk to your friends about anything.

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Q: Ok so i always ask questions about things that are brought to my attention. So here's another one. If you are waiting for marriage to have sex is it wrong to masterbate (sp?)

Some people may believe that it is wrong, but it is proven that masturbation is good for you. It can help you release stress and is also a good way to release sexual tension. Masturbating will give you what you need without you having to engage in sexual intercourse.

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Q: i finally had sex with my bf.
and i feel great about it
i think i was mentally prepared and ready for it
i didn't rush into or anything...but

will he expect me to have sex with him all the time now?

when will it stop hurting?

and is he going to be expecting me to do more of the work...or try new kinky things?

please don't tell me to ask him
thats why im asking you lol

thanks

Yes he will probably be expecting it from now on, but I can't say what he will want from you. Most guys want to change it up and try new things, he will probably want to try new positions and things like that.

It should stop hurting like the 4th or 5th time you do it, but who can really say. Some people it doesn't hurt after like the second time, but who knows. Im very proud that you made a mature decision and made sure you were ready that was very responsible of you.

I know you said not to tell you to ask him but you should really talk to him about it, if you can't talk to the person you are having sex with about sex, then you probably shouldn't be doing it.

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Q: I just wanted to know what age is a good age to have sex. also was wondering is it ok to feel like you want it.

Well there is really no set age and it changes with ever who you ask. I had sex at 15. I think that as soon as you are ready and you feel like you can deal with all the pressures of sex, then you should do it. Don't do it before you are ready or just because someone wants you to do it. You have to make sure that you are ready for all of the pressures that come along with it.

It is normal to feel like you want it, that just comes with age. Just make sure you give your virginity to someone you really care about and who really cares about you. It is not something to be wasted and not to be taken lightly.

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Q: i am so unsure with myself. especially when it comes to boys. I have been in a relationship since the end of feb. At first, i loved it. always having someone there and dates, stuff like that. but now, i don't even know what to think anymore. i can't convince myself if i truly like him or just like doing things with him. like tonight, i had a perfect opportunity to hang out with him but passed it up and told him my parents wanted me to just stay home tonight. i know, that's a lie but i just didn't want to see him for some reason. he treats me so good too and has done nothing wrong. one day i'll miss him and the next day i'm like ugggh he's so annoying. what the heck is wrong with me?!

Truthfully you may be tired of the relationship and you may not like him as much as you used too. It happens with age and the longer you date someone the harder it is to stay interested and into the relationship. Or maybe you just like your space right now, you may just want sometime away from him. Let him know, he is probably trying to figure out what is going on with you. Tell him that you are kind of confused right now and that you really need some time to think about what you want. Don't let him go if you think you still want him, but if you have doubts it will probably be best.

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Q: I was talking to this guy I like on the phone the other dayy, and we were having a really deep conversation and Ive known him for a while now. Like 2 yearsish?
And we were talking about my step mom, and all of a sudden, he asked me where my real Mom lived.

So I told him about how she was dead, and everything went extremely quiet and akward.And this is how the rest of the conversationn went.

Guy: Wow.. I feel like a jerk now.
Girl: lol why?
Guy: I unno... How old were you?
Girl: um.. five.
Guy: Are you seriouss?
Then there was along pause
Girl: yeah.. this is..
Guy: akward.
so I tried to change the subject and said,
So yeahh,, I dont know I really dont like my step mom,
And he said I can see why, But I got to go Bye, really quickly and hung up before he even said bye properly, and then he was on msn right after.

So I tried to talk to him a few days later on msn and he was giving me one word answers and being really akward and not really responding and just like stopped talking.

Do you have and ideas on what I should do to make things not so akward, or why he acted strange and akward. A lot of people know about it and hes the first person to act like that?

He most likely feels like a butthole because he brought that up and he is probably embarrassed. He may not know how to talk to you about it, he is probably embarrassed by the whole situation. Talk to him and let him know that it is okay and that he doesn't have to be embarrassed about it. Let him know that you are okay with it now and you would really like to have some more nice conversations with him.

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Q: what exactly do vibrating rings do? this might sound stupid haha im just curious i never heard of them till today.. thanks

A vibrating ring is a small band that goes a guy's penis. It vibrates giving the girl clitoral stimulation while engaging in intercourse.
There are many different types.
There is one made by Trojan and many other common brand names.

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Q: what is pop your cherry?

'Cherry' is a slang word for the hymen which is a thin fleshy tissue that stretches across the opening of the vagina. It may be thicked in some girl's than other. It is often popped or broken when a girl has sex for the first time, but contrary to popular belief it can be broken in a number of different ways. Such as excessive exercise, tampon use, like playing sports, horseback riding, riding a bicycle, or being fingered. It is called a 'cherry' because once the hymen is broken the girl often bleeds. Some women may never experience this, they may have sex multiple times before their hymen breaks.

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Q: ok so me and this boy have been dating for a wile... except he is my brothers friend so we have been dating in seceret and he always talkes about how hes going to tell people which i would love him to do he really is the love of my life but and i want to be with him forever, he is quite a few years older than me so for the rest of our lives is different and dont want to be tied down to someone i cant even be with in public... i want to be with him i just dont think now is the time i just dont know how to say it without hurting him or i just dont really know what to do... i know its a mess but any help would be great.. thanks in advance
xo

If you don't feel like now is the right time for this relationship then you probably need to get out of it. Staying in it is just going to hurt him more in the long run and make you unhappy. But if you feel like you want to be with him maybe you should let everyone know you are together. You shouldn't keep it in hiding if you love someone, yes it might piss some people off but if you love him and want to be with him then thats a risk you have to take.

Talk to him about it and let him know all of your feelings. Then he can tell you how he feels and it may help you sort out your feelings and help you decide what you want to do about it. Do not stay in this relationship if you don't feel as though you want to be with him at this time. If it is meant to be then he will come back to you, if not you will be okay.

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Q: im 16-f i need help.
how do i shave myself down there?
i dont want to cut myself and and i supose to shave up or down? anytime i do try to shave i awlays get little red dots and it hurts.. i want to be okay for when i have sex with my boyfriendd.. i need helpp! i dont want to like rip my skin or anything.

It really depends on you and your boyfriend, what you want to do down there. You can let it grow out and just keep it trimmed or you can completely shave it off. Or just leave a small patch at the top, it really depends on your preferences. To keep the small bumps away, you can try conditioning when you shave or using a hair removal substance such as Nair.

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Q: Okay what is cum. doesnt it come from guyss?
and if it does if a girl swallows it does it get her pregant

Cum is a secretion that comes from a guy's penis yes.It contains their sperm cells which impregnates a girl. Girls also have these secretions but they usual don't squirt out like the boys do and of course they do not contain sperm. If a girl swallows it she cannot get pregnant. Only if it gets inside her vagina.

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Q: Where can I get the pill? Can I get it at a pharmacy or do I have to have it prescribed? Do you have to be a certain age to buy it? I'm turning 18 next month, so could I just go to my doctor by myself and buy it, or do I have to tell my parents? Because I would really love to keep it from my parents. It'd be kind of awkward to ask them. Also, about how expensive is The Pill?

You can either go to a gynecologist when you turn 18, she/he will prescribe it for you. But if you aren't 18 yet and want to keep it from your parents going to your local health clinic is probably the best option. If you tell then you are a student, sometimes you can get it for free. If not it can be anywhere from 30-50 dollars.

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Q: so..
i like this one boy. and he likes me.
and he asked to hook up. i asked him like in hook up he meant, go out or hangout. and he said its up to me. i told him it was his choice since he brought it up. i mean, we see each other oncce a week on wednesdays. but meanwhile he goes to a different school thats an hour away. but then he lives like right by me. i wanna go out with him. but i dont wanna make things to awkard cause i dont really talk to him that much. please help me :\

If you don't want to make it awkward then don't have sex with him. It would probably be okay to like make-out with him and stuff, but sex with someone you don't talk to often and don't know well can make it very very awkward for the both of you the next time you are around one another. Also it can lead to him just wanting you for sex and him thinking that everytime he sees you he wants sex. Be careful what you decide to do, if you really really care about him and want to have sex with him then thats your choice, just be smart with your decision.

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Q: My boyfriend's friend says That my bf's
Really loud and obnoxious with his friends
But quiet around me. is this good or bad?

This is probably bad, it sounds like he is embarrassed at the way she acts around his friends. It seems like he is saying that she acts differently around you than around you and his friends. You probably need to talk to him and see what he means and maybe even let your friend know she is being immature.

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