It's not that I'm bitchy, just that I'm right. Sorry if you're too stupid to comprehend.
About me? I'm in an interracial relationship- have been for overs year. He's black; I'm white. We're pretty rad, if I do say so myself.
I live in Florida. I'm a high school graduate. I like to knit. I don't take my own advice, simply because I'm stubborn. I have a big family. Also,I have a experience with children and babies. I like to party party party and get wasted. I like to smoke cigarettes. I like to snuggle. That's all you need to know. :)
++I don't answer questions nicely [if at all] to thirteen year olds, no matter their problem.
++I have also stopped answering the whole "DOES HE LIKE ME?!?!" questions. Communication is key, people. If you want to know, ASK.
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Yeah I was out in the water when it was pretty cold. I got asthma shortly after and I think it was because of the cold. Any remedies for this. (link)
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Um, asthma isn't like a cold. If you have a cold, though, drink lots of water, take some zinc and vitamin c, and get lots of rest. You should be find after a few days.
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if you let a boy touch you is that bad..like in your private parts???? (link)
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Um, you really need to be more specific. If you LET him touch your genitals, like, if you and your boyfriend were doing stuff- thats not bad. If someone FORCES themselves on you- that's bad. You should tell someone you trust like a relative or teacher or school counselor.
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I only started my period last month but it was normal and lasted 5 day..but this month i thought i had it but i've only had blood come out once, does this mean it wasn't my period or was it just really short?
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It's entirely possible that when you've first started your period that you'll skip every now and then. I would, personally, say that that probably doesn't count as your period- but no one on here is going to be able to tell you exactly.
Just be sure to keep a pad or tampon in your purse or backpack and you should be fine.
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when a girls on top what is she supposed to do? (link)
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Ontop during.. what? Please specify.
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Is there anyway to get my period faster?
Only a couple days earlier... could it be affected by like what types of food I eat, or anything?
My period should come friday or saturday, and I want it like today or tuesday (tomorow)
Thanks! (link)
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Sorry, there's absolutely no way to speed up your period. =/ But trust me, if there was, I would've found out by now and be more than willing to share the secret.
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okay I need help my mum is killing me and she doesnt even realise her drugs are gettin worse and therefor so is her behviour, she blames me for everything slags me off moans all the time and this leads to me thinkin bout kilin ma self!!
how do I get help??
lxx (link)
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Go to one of your relatives that you trust. Go to a teacher or a friend whose parents that you trust. Go to a counselor at school---whoever it is, just tell them your story. Killing yourself is NEVER the answer. Never ever.
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Hi.
I dont know what to be for halloween- or if i want to go at all. 11/f. I mean i like the free candy and stuff but i mean- i like walking/exersizing but i cant stand walking in a costume. Does anyone know about any costume ideas that are comfortable? or if i should go at all?
Thanks.
-Halloween Helpless (i dont usually put a name but it sounds cool :D) (link)
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Firstly, you aren't supposed to be on this site if you're under 13.
Secondly, go if you want to. No one on this site should be able to tell you wether or not it's cool to do something with your friends.
Thirdly,
Be what you want to be, just avoid anything with heels or something itchy or too tight.
Sorry if this didn't help.
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I have only just started masturbating and i was just wondering if there were any good positions or places that are best ...like i first did it in the bath and it felf easy and i really want to have an orgasm but i don't no if you can get them when you masturbate...
so any info and masturbating would be good thanx
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No one on this site is allowed to give you tips on sex or masturbation, sorry. You should try sites like
www.solotouch.com
or
www.coolnurse.com though, for anything you need.
Oh,but btw, you can get an orgasm when you masturbate. Don't stress over having one, though. Everyone is different and everyone's preferences are different.
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what are some of the good brands to use for whitening stripes? because i don't want to get some random brands that would not guarantee me anything after i have purchased and used it :/ (link)
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Crest White Strips. :D I've used them before, actually, and they worked. But if you don't want to spend the money on white stripes- try a toothpaste thats supposed to whiten.
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i saw a whitening stripes that says it would dissolve in 5-7 minutes once you put it on the teeth, that does not sound too good, is it better to buy ones removable strips that take longer? (link)
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I would totally say buy the Crest whiting strips that DON'T dissolve. I know that it sounds like it'd be easier if they just dissolved, but if they're supposed to whiten things- what is it doing to your insides..after it's dissolved?
Plus, people don't tend to go to the dentist THAT often, but it would be smart to ask before you use, if you happen to be going soon.
:)
I have rly white teeth lately, and I've just been using Colgate total [the green gel]. So if you don't want to splurge just yet on the strips, try a toothpaste that has something like baking soda in it, first. :)
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ok im getting really freaking agitated. how do you hide the credits for layout sites on your myspace page? (link)
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Um, like, hide the credit for where it says, 'this layout made by..' ? That?
Note:: This is frowned upon. I wouldn't necessarily say it was wrong, but it's technically stealing someone else's work.
But, if that's not the case with you:
Look on the code for your layout [it should be in your about me] at the bottom, most likely, you'll see something that looks like:
body { background-image:url(); background-attachment:fixed; width:1000px;align:right;} sunshine layouts!
You see where it says sunshine layouts! ? Backspace that part. Also backspace the part that has the link back to the site, which looks like::
http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3Lm15c3BhY2UuY29tL3R0eWx6
it's about the third line up there^.
That should just about do it.
Oh, and btw, I have nothing to do with that site, and just picked a random one off of myspace, so I'm not liable for helping others possibly jock their layouts, even though they're good. :) You know how it is, I'm sure.
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Is it safe and virus free? I need to download it to watch eposodes of my show (link)
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SI! (Yes!) Yeah, I downloaded it a couple months ago and it works very well. It hasn't slowed down my computer and I haven't gotten a virus. :) Enjoy.
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my dad just bought a eyebrow/nose/ear trimmer. i understand the nose and ear part, but how does a man trim his eyebrow? do they just make the brow hair shorter? (link)
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My dad has one of those. :) You point it at one particular hair and when the trimmer touches it, it cuts it. Simple as that.
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ok so i've had a crush on this guy for 7 years and i just told him recently how i feel . we talk all the time at least once a day. but the prob. is his best friend whom i have no interest in what so ever has a huge crush on me its to the point of obsession and the guy i like used to date my little sister. he is the same age as me though, he just think it be weird to be with me after dating my sister and i also believe he dont wanna hurt his friend's feelings. up till three days ago i thought we were just friends thats it but then he started say he wanted to " Sleep with me" i accidently sent the message to his friend, who says he is just messing with me. but he confroted his frend(my crush) online last nite and i was talking to my crush at the time and he(my crush) said that his friend was asking why he(my crush) was hitting on me . my crush im'd me saying that he could get himself out of trouble with his friend. he told me what he told his friend he said that he was using reverse psychology on me then laugh about it with me. i said twice well he(my crushes friend) dont have anything to worry about its not like u have feelings for me right? and he said he knows what im capable of and he likes u. WHAT SHOULD I DO ? DOES HE LIKE ME OR IS HE JUST MESSING WITH ME? PLZ HELP
ok so im going to see my crush tomorrow at the football game, only prob. he is coming there with his ex gf and i just found out they watched tv together today.but he says that she was sending him mixed signals. so question one should i even bother going to the game? if i go should i just ignore him? or should i steal his attention? and what should i do to be unforgetable? how should i dress,act,etc? man im confused (link)
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Go to the game regardless of who else is going. Have fun. If you see him, you see him, if you don't- well, that's okay too. Boys are going to be confusing up until your dying day. If he makes an attempt to come find you, or acts like he wants to hang out- then hang out with him. Certainly don't ignore him. Flirt with him casually, as to not make anyone (especially his ex) uncomfortable, because that tends to make things even more complicated. Dress for comfort, just look cute. Jeans, flip flops, that type of thing. It's a football game for heavens sake, people look rediculous when they over dress. Just be confident. You like this guy, and you want him. Don't give anyone else room to think that he's free, because you've already got your name on him.
:] That should just about do it. If it doesn't, leave another question in my inbox.
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on myspace this one girl has thing on her myspace that says "dont chase them,replace them." in black letters. does any one know where she got that? its like perfect for me. soo thanks (link)
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Well, I'm not entirely sure where she got it from, but it was probably photoshop, tinypic or google. If you want, you can right click on the picture, go down to properties, and where it says: Address (URL) copy the link to the picture. Either that, or you can right click on the picture and go down to Save Picture As... and save it, then upload it for yourself. You'll need the code that starts with
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15/f, junior
This is my first year going to homecoming (which is on this Saturday), and I'm in a big group. All but me & 2 other girls have dates.
What is homecoming like? What do you do there?
Will it be horrible since I don't have a date, and few guy friends?
Do guys usually ask girls to dance, even if they don't know them very well?
I just have no clue and I'm scared that I'll just be sitting there, lonely... :( (link)
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Homecoming is like a big party. You dance, you eat, that's just about it. It won't be horrible because you don't have a date, you can still dance with any of your female friends (regardless of wether they have a date or not) or grab one of your guy friends to dance. Chances are, you won't be lonely if you're going with all of your friends. :)
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I am going to lose my virginity to my bf probably this weekend. Im just NERVOUS. Like I don't know what to do!? like he's a virgin too. im really excited AND READY... what should I tell him before we start!? (link)
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To be slow and gentle- which he's probably going to be already, because he's probably just as nervous as you are. If you're hell bent on loosing it to him, this weekend, just make sure that you two communicate. Always remember the condom, too. Oh, and it's probably going to hurt a tad bit on your end.:)
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the most embarassing thing ever happened in school today. i got my period in school, not soo bad it happens to lots of girls. but its worse. i was wearing a SKIRT and I had a heavy flow and there was blood on the chair when i got up....i can't even believe that happened because i dont know how im EVER going to live that down. the kids in my school are so mean/immature, it's ridiculous. i'm a junior in high school, by the way. i know people are going to talk and make fun of me...what do i do?! has this ever happened to anyone else :[ (link)
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What I would say you should do? Totally act like nothing happened. Someone brings it up- you shrug it off like you don't know what they're talking about. Rumors are everywhere and are rarely true, so remember that, incase you want to tell someone that. Every teenage girl has a period, so those kids just need to get over themselves. :/ Other than that, I don't know what to tell you, love. But it's almost the weekend now, and you'll have a couple days away from all those losers, to let your confidence kick in again before Monday.
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i know this is a weird question but what does and orgasim feel like. (link)
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An orgasm is said to be the best feeling in the world. Your body gets as tense as possible and then it's like a rush of pleasure and endorphins and it feels amazing. Think about going up a really tall roller coaster and then reaching the top, and swoooping down. Like that. Exept a thousand times better.
And I assure you, you'll know when you experience one.:)
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Is water suppose to make you bloat because people say to drink 8 bottles of water a day and I get really bloated when I drink water until i go to the bathroom, but my blatter is really strong, so i go maybe twice a day at the most, so if I drink a lot of water I get really bloated. Is that suppose to happen or is it just my type of wateR? I dont think it happened when I drank Dannon, but now I drink Dasani because we couldn't find Dannon anymore. (link)
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Water is water- regardless of Dannon or Dasani or tap. You should drink lots of water every day because it cleans out your system. You should probably be going to the bathroom more than two times a day. (I've heard atleast once every four to six hours.) Go to the bathroom more frequently and you should be fine.
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