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I'm a logical, very conservative nice-guy. Ask me anything and I'll give you a true answer.

I'm good with family issues. I can help a lot when it comes to 'can I get pregnant or a disease doing this' type of problems.
I'm no professional, but whenever I read professional advice, I find myself reading what I would have told the questioner to do.

I'll be frank and I'll try my best to help you out. I've seen so many things in my life even at my age and I always try to give friends advice before I have to watch a bad outcome.
Those who take it are lucky. Kidding, kidding.


By the way, I've heard it all before. Incest, rape, balloon fetishes, car stuck in mud fetishes, theft, physical abuse, gun crimes, bondage, bird sodomization, furries, teddy bear pregnancy questions (more than once), you name it, I've heard it all (Watch The Aristocrats if you don't know what I mean).
Don't be embarrassed. Even if I don't approve of what you've done, I will give you my best advice.
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Oh yeah, another thing.
If you send me idiotic questions about my personal life, I'm going to ignore you.
EXAMPLE: Note that this yotch doesn't even know I'm a dude.

"My boyfriends eating me out now have you ever been ate out ore sucked dick"

Don't ask questions like the one above

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this is kinda a wierd question but...

what is oral sex?? i rate high..

When two people use thier mouths to preform sex on each other.
Usually refers to a female sucking, or licking a mans erect penis. (giving head, blowjobs, ect.)
It can also refer to a man licking a woman's vagina and or clitoris. (Eating her out)

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im 99% sure my dad is cheating on my mom..i was looking at his cellphone one day and it was like his name..lets call him bill and this other girls name lets call her christy..it said bill and christy in love forever and there was a million messages saying i love you back and forth..plus my dad is never around so this isnt really a shock to me..but how am i suppose to tell my mom and should i because i wasnt suppose to be in my dads business anyways! what should i do???!

Wow that's a hard situation. Perhaps you could open to the page on his cell phone) where all of the conversations are logged), and put the cellphone somewhere your mom will find it. (Make sure the phone doesn't automatically turn off when left alone).

That way it will look like he left his phone somewhere by accident. Either way, you could get in trouble. Just remember your dad has nobody to be mad at but himself.

Maybe you could also talk to your mom (and ask her to say 'she' was snooping on his phone)so your dad won't put the blame on you.

You could also text with a friend and say you were going back and looking at your old conversations when you ran into his.

Those are the three things I can think of. I hope you get things figured out!!
-Krupple

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I am a 13/f and never had a boyfriend and I think think this is my chance.There is this boy who has gone to mostly every school I have gone to(were in the same grade).But I think he likes me.Its like he has been drooping clues like he stares at me all the time with this serious look on his face,he saved me one time(if thats what you wanna call it)because I was walking and I wasn`t waching where I was going so I was about to bump into the wall then he said somthing to me then that made me look up,and his friend keeps on looking at me and once he was starring at me so I turend around to look and he quikly turend around.So how do I figure out if he likes me without talking to him and can you give me information on how to tell if a boy likes you.

If a guy is giving you attention and looking at you a lot, chances are he's interested. Also, it he starts acting more 'macho' around his friends when you show up, you can bet he's trying to get your attention.

Giving him a nice smile and saying something like, "Hey (name)! How's it going??" will defiantly let him know you notice him as well. (In fact, a really cute girl did this to me on the last day of school, several times, and it really got me to start thinking about her. The next week (during the summer) I happened to be working at a kid's camp as a counselor with her. ;)

School dances are a great way to get to know someone. If you're uncomfortable, you can start things off with a "Did you come here with a date?" kind of question. After talking a bit, you might be comfortable enough to ask him to dance. Or maybe you are comfortable in the first place. In any case, make sure you let him know you like to be around him. Mention whatever it is you like about him. His humor, the comfort or happiness that comes from being around him, ect.

At school you can strike up conversations and slowly move the conversation toward relations and ask if he has a girlfriend. If you're out of school, like I am, you can get some friends together to go to the mall or a local hangout spot, call him, and tell him to bring some friends.
I hope this helps and good luck!
-Krupple

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hey! well i woke up this morning and there were tons of broken blood vessels all over my chin and down my throat! and i didn't put anything on my face or do anything, and it hurts like crap! does anyone know what caused it or how to make 'em go away? thanks! :)

In addition to the last answer, I'd like to add a few things that might help.

Although many spider veins in other parts of the body are most often removed through a process called sclerotherapy, facial spider veins are usually too small to be effectively treated in this way. When the veins are small and close to the skin’s surface, laser removal is often the most effective treatment.

If they get bad, you might want to concider the laser route.

Hopefully it's nothing major, but I'd see a doctor just to be safe.
Good luck!

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Ok i got a new dvd palyer and a gift card for a mvoie site.
Will oyu guys give me some ideas of osme movies i sohuld buy
i liek all kinds
THnaks

Silence of the Lambs
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Kill Bill
Sin City
Throw Mama From the Train
Office Space
Meet the Parents
Shawshank Redemption
Secret Window

If you like Chinese Movies with complex plots, you'll like Hero.

You might also want to check
http://imdb.com/chart/top

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ok well i dated this guy B for like 8 days then we broke up because i kissed his cousin S. but i really liked S n so then S & me started talkin n then we started datin on December 1st n then S told me that he loved me like the day befor my birthday which is Dec. 18th... well S n me went to diff schools n i really did love him but he got sent off like Jan 7th or 8th... well he told him mom to tell me that he still loved me n all n then we wood talk like once every month if that. then he called one day n sed he was comin home n he was gonna go to my school n asked if i wanted to get bak 2 gether w/ him n i sed yea... he got bak when school got out in may... well befor he got bak every w/e he wood come home n stay w/ friends.. now he is bak n hasnt sed nothin else 2 me bout gettin bak2 gether.. i really do b leve that heloves me i jus dont kno if he wants to b w/ me like that... because he let this grl that i got in a fight w/ give him head.. i guess he didnt think i wood find out or whatevr.. he is a 16yrold blk guy.im a 15yrold wite grl..i love him n i was in love w/ him but i jus dont kno if i am still... i feel incompleet w/out him...it hurts me 2 heer bout him n othr grls n crap like that... now i barly see him or talk 2 him... but gosh he is sooooooo georgous... he looks like lil bow wow.. i swear 2 god... but he's out tryin 2 hustle n stuff n i do that 2 but i dont put that above everything....... so like what do i do with this whole thing??? i need help like REALLY bad... please hlp me...

I know this probably isn't what you want to hear, but it's the truth.
People like this don't stop. Even if you get in a relationship with him again, he will get bored and leave. He's already done things behind your back, so he obviously doesn't care very much about your feelings. This kind of thing usually doesn't change.

There will be other guys who will treat you better. If you go continue to go after guys who make you feel bad, you will be chasing happyness (and falling short) for the rest of your life.

I'm sorry this happened, but trust me, it will get better. Trust me on this one

You know what to do.
Hope this helps.

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Does wearing a bra to bed stop your boobs from growing? thanks

Negative

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Please don't judge me on this, I'm not nearly as materialistic as I sound here.
Here's the short version:
Last Valentine's day, my guy gave me this really pretty antique ring. This past August, he basically proposed, but didn't have enough money for a real engagement ring or promise ring, etc. He's been working like crazy in general, earning like seven bucks an hour, so I know he has some amount of money.
Is there a way to hint to him that I want a "real" ring before we go to college? I want to be able to flash it in case any guys get any ideas...
He knows my ring size now, and I know his, so theoretically we could buy each other rings.
But how do I suggest this without seeming...I dunno...like "Buy me things!"
'Cause I mean maybe as stupid as it is, I do want a real promise ring. The ring he gave me is starting to tarnish, and it doesn't quite fit on my finger.
Thanks in advance =)

You never know. He might be saving up money for a ring. ;)
I'm not sure about you wanting it to flash it to guys 'In case they get any ideas.' It seems you could just show them your antique ring. Infact, in his mind, your antique ring probably 'is' a promise ring (assuming ya'll are promised. We guys often don't understand the whole ring and wedding buisness.
I great way to bring it up would be to say, "We ought to start looking for promise rings for each other." This will tell him you are looking for one for him and you are wanting another ring as well.
Hope this helps.

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Sorry if this is long!!Ok I am a 13/f, and ok My Friend (well call him X) X and I were best friends then we went out!! then for like 4 months we would flirt and we werent as good as friends well now Me and X are getting were we are really good friends again but see i really do like him and i want to be honest with him on how i feel but see i dont no how to tell him or how to talk to him about it with out getting scared!! See and this isnt some kind off crush X is really nice and he treats me with respect and i dont no he is just like really awesome i feel safe with him and i feel like nothing is going on it just me and him and there is nothing that isnt perfect like all my problems have gone away!! And i no one thing is i dont want to lose him and the reason why we broke up was because people were telln him that we were a bad couple and that were we not cute and they just wouldnt leave us alone about it!! so that why we broke up and i really want to go out with him again!! yes i have had another relationship with other people !! but hes the one i want!!
So can you try and do your best on giving me advice plez anythig will help!!

It sounds like you're going to be nervous no matter how you approach him. You could try writing your feeling down if you find it hard to talk.

It also looks like your friendship has already been hurt once because you two got serious. I've had the same thing happen to me.

If you two broke up because his friends continually told him you weren't a cute couple, he's obviously not viewing your relationship from a mature standpoint.

You just have to weigh the positives and negatives of telling him. You can also make a list of the positives and negatives if it helps. Just make sure you are willing to risk your friendship.

Hope this helps.

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