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Hello. My name Is Solemnstar.
I'm a fifteen year old (assumed) male-to-female Transexual.
I want to help, plain and simple.
I like plain and simple, I like to catergorize people, ptu them into nice little boxes in my head.
and I LOVE figuring out the ones that don't fit.

Chatspeak annoys me, It takes an extra two seconds to type the real words.


I don't anwser advice as often as I should. Mainly because of School.

advice

why is cheese?
what is sex?
why won't girls put out?
what is the capital of iceland?
how is your doggie?
who is alec baldwin?
where is music?
why is brother dumbass?
how are you?
long paragraph
attacking the clones are
when is matt damon?
why is stupid?
uh
do you smoke pot?
do you drink beer?
do you smoke tobacey?
do you inhale cocaine?
how many ribs do people have?
why was there a girl with 7 boobies?
do you inject steroids?
what is tom sawyer?
why is star wars good?
why am i writing such a long paragraph?
why is my brother cranky?
which is the best solo?
does cheese have feelings?
why is my printer singing?
are you a mole person?
i am just saying everything that pops into my head
what is monkey?
can you print boobs?
what is hentei?
why do you run an advice column?
how can you catch a spirt?
what planet am i on?
why do fans spin?
what are the best ways to make a car aerodynamic?
if you answered the last one why are you doing my homework?
is this jesse?
yes. ijust wanted to see if you wold answear a long list of questions.

why is cheese?
the dirty deed.
cause you're boring and not rich.
i dunno ill get back to you on that.
about 85 in dog years.long short fine
isnt he that guy on fries with that?
music is in your soul man.
because you raised bhim that way
fine
blah,blah blah blah blah
piontless they will kill you in the end
1924
bacuase of this list
hi
no
no.well every once and a while
no
8 six real and 2 "false"
a cloning experiment got messed up
no
an author that wrote the tale of tom sawyer
because of the lightsabers
you had free time?
because you compare him with me as a putdown
Han
yes unless its swiss
too many drugs
NO
really?
an animal very simaler to humans.or houston
yes
animated porn
to have fun and try to help people
with a magickal item of somesort
earth
to make air
by making it fast
im not

Solemnstar

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ok ive had this boyfriend for almost 2 years. he is such a sweetie and i love him so much! but the thing is he never gets me a presant for my birthday. last year i was with hm on my b-day and he didnt even say happy birthday! i no this may sound greedy but hey girls love presants you know? so can somone help me i no this sounds dumb but what can i do?

Does he even know when it is? if he does hes eather forgwetful or inconsiderite

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do you realy think true love still exist?And do trust for guys do?

it's cant exist but i think it cant if its like a friendship with benifits it cant be a causal relationship and it for sure cant be a relationship formed over night.I think you need to really trust a guy before doing anything for him that you could regret

Solemnstar

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i just want to know if eating to much whipped cream is bad for your brain.

why.

Solemnstar

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Hey. Ok. I am playing Spryo (Riptos Rage) and I am in the dungon and I don't know how to hit or even defeet riptos helper... don't know the name :/! ok well i am playin it now so help fast if it is true i will rate a 5

which one?

tell me at Solemnstar@hotmail.com

Solemnstar
FYI ive beatin it 100%

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I've been have very vivid dreams about an old flame for the past 6 or 8 months and its starting to drive me insane. The twist to this story is that we we're childhood sweethearts from the age of 8 to 14. I'm now 19(20 next week) and we haven't spoken since 8th grade graduation. I can't shake this feeling lately that I still have feelings for him. As innocent as out relationship was being infatuated with someone for that long isn't something to easily let go of. There are so many reason I can't explain that make me feel as though we are soulmates. I've westled with the decision of whether or not I should contact him but have decided against it. I know that part of my recent obsession with him is my loniness and depression. As much as do feel like he's my soulmate its likely we'll never see eachother again. At this point I'm more concerned with forgeting him and stopping the dreams that make me dread going to sleep at night. What can I do to get over him?

i think it means somethings going to or has happened between the two of you that needs tobe soleved find his house call him its never too late to restart a friendship(execpt maybe in my case but thats my problem) as for getting over him you need to date other guys

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Hi people! i would just like to point out that if you rate a question it will say "this question rated 5 time with an average rating of 2" i would like that to be changed to times for more than ne rating. I hope the administrator changes this because it makes the site look better without grammer errors. Thanks.
---Montrealfan

report this to adviceadmin

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I need some jokes to tell on a date with agirl. Anyone know any good jokes? NO SMUTTY ONES.
---Montrealfan

STOP IGNORING YOUR FRIENDS AND BE A GOOD PERSON YOU BACKSTABBER

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i have this project to do and it says that i have to create a timeline of WWII also the holocaust but it also says be creative. i have all the information but i need a creatine way of making a time line for that period of time

make a biography of 1 charecter that influence the whole thing

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heyy, i'm taller than my b/f, hes 4'11 and im 5'0.. I hate wrestling with him cuz every time I go near him he gets into the feidle position and goes 'oh crapp' I weigh 90 pounds and im 13, so im not overweight at all.. But how do I stop making my boyfriend scared of me!

dont hurt him

Solemnstar

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ok there is this boy at skool he really likes me but I dont like him aand he gives me alot of nice things but I dont like him and I dont want to tell him so what should I do and should I give him back his things or keep them???? Please help QUICKLY

just tell him you really cant avoid this

Solemnstar

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How do you get guys to notice you without making a complete fool of yourself?

as a guy with some decency id say chatting in public

Solemnstar

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what do you get if you mix a apple with snapple

you get and applesnapple

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could someone give me a screen name for aim that has to do with summer?

sunlights_glow

Solemnstar

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What do you do when you lost something you cherished so much? And you know you'll never get it back again? And it can't be replaced? How do you get over losing something that important?

you don't very often unless you fix it.life is like glass some handle it gently with gloves and others smash it on the floor its all in the repair

Solemnstar

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Theres this kid who i am friends with and well hes really ugly (not trying to sound mean) and no one would ever like him like that. Well and hes kind of a loser and this girl he likes is kind of snobby and popular.. And her friend is setting him up so he looks like a fool. Her friend is telling him that she likes him and that she wood say yes if he asked her out. What should i do so he doesnt get crushed?

tell him abouty it and say that he should let it happen then "break up" with her so it seems like hes self confident

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Okay this is really effed up and totally embarrasing but last night i had a dream. Im a 15 year old girl and it was about me and my father. We had just married or something and we were both in my room together..okay..and so i took everything iff except my underwear and he was fully clothes and he was laying on top of me and i was really horny but he didnt take off my underwear and then all he did was kiss me on my lips like you know a dad would usually do if he was going to work or something, anyways and in my dream all he did was tell me that he loves me. I'm really grossed out and scared and i dont know wehat to do, and i dont ever wanna go to sleep again because im afraid il get another dream! Plz help!

dreams are dreams ignore it like your mom would when you were little and had a nightmare
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my class is voting on a field trip of which play to go to. do you know any?

i know a few good plays but not any that are playing.if you ever get the chance go see Blackpool and Parish its about good and evil and the end of the world and its a comedy

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sorry if i spells "superstions" wrong, but i hightly think of superstions. Tomarrow is friday the 13th,and im getting my hair cut!! i dont want it to look bad! Any tips on good luck things? i have an italian horn,is that good luck?

are you cancer (june 22 too july 22) if you are dont worry 13 is a luck number for us. if not good luck.
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i have a lot of trouble getting to sleep. i can't switch off wheni go to bed and i feel tired a lot of the time. I have tried cutting out caffiene, herbal sleeping tablets and all the obvious things and nothing works. can you help

mind control tapes man do those work like the diet ones but to help you sleep

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