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Q: I have a pet monkey. I also have an awesome girlfriend who I plan to ask for her hand in marrage. I love her a lot and she means the world to me. However.. I had alredy bought a very expensive white gold and diamond encrusted engagement ring. But.. I know this is going to sound stupid and made up.. but my monkey ate it. He seriously honest to god te it! I dont have enough money to buy her a new one.. so what to I do?
well, what goes in, must come out. bleh. but seriously. i would take him to the vet and let them keep watch on him until he craps it out. then they'll probly clean it.
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Q: Does any1 no of any good websites to go becuase im bored (not bored.com)Thanx!!
http://www.addictinggames.com
http://www.myspace.com
http://www.buddypic.com
http://www.funnyjunk.com
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com

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Q: Why do you like Green Day? Because everyone else does? I don't like what they say about America and stuff...they are really anti-american.
i don't like greenday, and most of my friends don't like greenday because they're atheist and anti-american, which i don't approve of either. if you're asking because that's the song on my column, it's because it's the only song that sounded halfway decent.
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Q: what are the pros and cons of bulimia?
there's nothing good about it. trust me i used to be belemic. it's not cool. you always have a bad taste in your mouth, you get really sick, your body starts eating itself, and even worse.. when you realize how stupid it is and start eating again, your metabolism slows down and you gain a lot of weight back. don't be stupid, just eat healthy.
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Q: I have really, really fine hair. It's lately been getting really really frizzy. Its a little below the shoulder and there's a little layers on it. It's also light-medium brown. Can you give me any suggestions to stop it from being frizzy and not take a lot of time doing it?
use garnier fructis when it's still wet. straighten it, using mousse as you do each layer.
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Q: anyone know any good sites to get music for xangas?
http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=rock_music_101 or if you want a music video, you can go to www.musicvideocodes.com or www.urbnmix.net
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Q: Since it's getting hotter and I'm starting to sweat a little more I'm getting more zits popping up. Does anyone have any not expencive (and actually work) products, or any home remadies? Ill rate 5's!!
well first of all, don't wash your face with the same face wash 2 days in a row. your face will get immune to it and it'll stop working. when you're washing your face, first wash it with face wash, then get a hot washcloth and put it on your face for a minute, then let it dry on it's own and use an alcohol pad (clean and clear). try not to touch your face and only wear make-up when you have to.
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Q: Yes im wondering what is a really good and comfortable brand of tampon cuz ive tried several and dont like any..
tampax. or if you're just starting out, there's the beginner kind and they're supposed to be really comfortable.
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Q: this is my dress:
http://www.torrid.com/store/product.asp?LS=0&RN=206&ITEM=592810

this is my picture:
http://advicenators.com/column.php?u=toXic%20x%20baBii%20x3

What make up would look good with that? I need eyeliner, eye shadow, lipstick/gloss, and other things.

I'll rate 5's for anyone that gives me the name of the make up, and where i can get it. I will also definately rate you a 5 if you also give me links to cute jewelry.

Ill rate 1's for jerks.
i would suggest really trying to bring out your eyes because it seems like they're hidden. i would use a light blue/baby blue with perhaps glitter. also i would use navy eyeliner and mascara, don't put eyeliner under your eyes. go light on the foundation and use a soft pink blush. i would suggest light pink lip gloss, not too much and not too dark. for jewelry definitely wear silver. for earrings wear hoops or dangly. for your necklace i would suggest something that covers most of your chest. and don't go too overboard with the bracelets.
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Q: im goignt ot be getting my hair cut tomarrow and i want a change but have no clue wat to get.
can someone tell me a site or sumthing where you can look at different hair styles/cuts
thatnx ill rate
http://www.hair-styles.org/
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Q: i was practicing with using tampons. ive never had my period before. i just wanted to know how to use them before my time comes. after i had used a few, i finally got the hang of it and completey inserted one. i pulled it out and it had bllod only on the tip. what is this? please help.
it could be that you're starting your period. or maybe you cut yourself when you were putting it in. i doubt it's anything serious, especially if it doesn't hurt. so no worries.
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Q: (16/f)
well, i recently broke up with my boyfriend. before we broke up, we told each other that even if we did brake up, we still wanted to be friends. it has been almost a week since we broke up and the jerk won't even talk to me. i have tried talking to him, being as nice as i possibly can under the circumstances. what is up with this? is he taking time and wasting away what we could have or does he not want anything to do with me? thanks in advance.

signed
confused & ready to kill the dude
honestly, you don't need to be friends with him. it will make the pain harder to deal with. being friends might give him the hope that you will get back together, and you probably won't. if worst comes to worst, just talk to him.
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Q: My mom and I started going to church recently. I totally believe in God and I am 100% Christian. However, my dad was baptised (sp?) as a Morman, and neither of my brothers go to church. My brother A, isnt in to the whole believin in stuff type, hes more i'll believe it wen i see it. And Brother B just doesnt go to church. So my question is will my family all go to Heaven, or will my brothers go to Hell? I'd love answers asap please.
first of all.. i`m not condemning anyone. if you read your Bible, it clearly says that in order to get to Heaven, you have to have a personal relationship with Jesus Christ and believe in Him by faith. witness to your family and tell them about God. that`s the best answer i can give.
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Q: ok.. well theres these kids in some of my classes... theres alot of them and when theyre not all there its not so bad but when theyre all there (just one class) its bad. i sit in the front row and all they do it sit behind me and make fun of me. they always claim that i smell and they make jokes about it. theyre like the "popular" type so this is cool to them. i know i dont smell though. they just say that because that room has a weird smell coming from the vents. im not one of the popular kids so they do this to make fun of me. its no fun and i hate that class. trust me though, i dont smell, i thought maybe i did at first when they started but i put on stronger deodarant and i sprayed perfume. its definitly not me. how do i get these mean people to stop tourturing me?
honestly our society today is so cruel. kids can be so mean. i know this sounds so cliche.. but stop caring about what people think about you. the popular kids are going to be jerks their whole lives and the best thing for you to do is stay away from them and ignore them as much as possible. it really doesn`t matter what anyone thinks about you, you have to be comfortable with yourself. find friends you can confide in and have fun with them! don`t ruin your teenage years by worrying about the popular kids.. have fun!!
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Q: ok to day i went to a bible study at school, I used to go to church and youth group but the youth minister left the church and i havent been back since....but anyway today when i was there things where really emotional...people were crying and they asked us to bow our heads and asked who wanted to be saved...the asked us to raise our hands and then the leaders came over and prayed over them...But I felt scared to raise my hand....Im regreting it now....I want God in my life but I'm afraid Ive missed my chance.
you can never miss a chance to ask God into your heart. God listens to you no matter when it is or where you are. and you can say the prayer on your own. it comes from your heart. bow your head and close your eyes, focus in on God and say this prayer.. "God, my life is incomplete without you in my life. i understand that you sent your Son to die for me because you love me that much. i`m a sinner and i realize that. please forgive me for all of my sins and enter into my heart so that i may live a life for You." or you can say your own prayer, no matter what make sure you mean it. also read your Bible and attend church as much as possible. next time you go, ask someone you trust to pray for you, trust me it really does help to know someone is supporting you.
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Q: i tryed to make a myspace thing. i put in my real age and stuff when i tryed to make it. it said you had to be at least 16 so my access was denied. i entered that i was 17 and tryed again. it seems that its been stored that my age is not over 16. if i restart my computer and try again saying im over 16 will it work?
exit out of your web browser and go back to that site and click refresh. register with a different user name. it should work. if it doesn`t, try tomorrow.
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Q: Im gonna buy my boyfriend some stuff for his birthday, but then i also want to make him something creative. I have no idea what to do! Can someone please help me???!?!
if you have a diary or journal you can give him that. that`s what i did and he loved it.
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Q: when is mothers day?? thanx!!
that would be may 8th. :)
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Q: I was wondering what the day 4/20 meant?

Thanks
it`s national weed day. in the police code, 420 is the number for weed. it`s lame and a stupid excuse for people to smoke weed. *sigh*
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Q: Ok there is this guy i like alot and he seems to like me back and he has also told me that he likes me. I have told a couple of my friends that i like him and if they could talk to him so that he would ask me out. (I'm kinda the old fashion girl that waits for the guys to ask her out instead of the girl askin the guy out.) But this has been goin on for about 3 months and he still hasnt asked me out. so here is my question wut should i do?
Signed,
~*~Very Confused~*~
P.S 14/F
old fashioned is good. it makes guys want you more. if this mess has been goin on for 3 months.. you have to do something. i suggest just tellin him you like him. do it in person most importantly. don`t ask him out, that`s his job. just be calm, confident, and just do it.
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KaTiE_LyNn


I'm Katelyn. Not Katie Lynn.

PERSONALITY:
-God comes first.
-I am Pro-Life.
-I put others before myself.
-I'm usually nice.
-I don't cuss and I don't gossip.
-I'm not perfect, but I know God is.

APPEARANCE:
-I'm short.
-I have a mullet.
-I have freckles.
-I change my hair often.
-I have green eyes, not blue.
-I'm usually considered cute.


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