Personally, I hate this website. The majority of questions are either horribly worded, incredibly easy to answer on one's own with the use of widely available resources (including, but not limited to, www.google.com), alterations of a very common question, or a combination of the three. I confuse myself sometimes as to why I continue to read random questions, only to be to be driven insane by the utter disregard for the reader of the question. Maybe I just use this website as an outlet for my rage towards the section of teenagers who upset me the most, or possibly it is just ingrained in my psyche to read over poorly spelled questions to fuel my masochistic personality. I might even be staying here to prevent the overtake of this hapless corner of the internet by ignorant and lazy teenage girls that don't know how to say "yes" to someone who asked her out by the use of common sense and correct grammar.
I have, however, found that reading topic specific questions eliminates most of my frustration. Of course, that still doesn't stop me from running into unbelievably ignorant questions such as "does doing squats really make your theighs smaller?" in the INTERNET AND WEB DESIGN topic list.
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Gender: Male
Age: 18
AIM: bsphil101
Member Since: October 5, 2005
Answers: 287
Last Update: April 30, 2006
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ok so my periods started today, agh what a pain. but im supposed to go to a theme park tonight and i LOVE rollercoasters and going upside down and stuff. if i wear a pad (cant wear tampons for some medical reason) would i like leak going upside down or something? haha idk really i was just wondnering if itd be stupid or something
haha
thanks to anyone who can help :-D (link)
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It's not the question of going upside-down, it's the question of the pad being able to hold while under the maximum g-forces being applied to you while on a ride. You may be upside-down relative to the rest of the world, but you are still being pulled down relative to the orientation of your own body. You should be fine.
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I'm turning 16 soon and I've never had a boyfriend, never been kissed. It's making me wonder if there is something wrong with me. Is there anyone else out there around my age who has never had a boyfriend? I know this isn't exactly an advice question, but it'd make me feel better if I knew there were other girls out there like me!! (link)
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You are normal.
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ok here i go basically this boy asked me out at school i really like him but i said yes then i changed my mind and said no kinda. Because i thought about the other guy who likes me and i did not want 2 hurt him. Now the guy that asked me out won't talk 2 me because i hurt him i don't know what 2 do in college tomorrow someone please help. Thank you. (link)
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You made it into college with that grammar?
You toyed with his emotions, why should he want to talk to you? Just don't say anything to him, because I highly doubt that he's going to want to talk to you again.
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lately ive been crying alot .... my dad died like 4 years ago.... this guy that i like that french kissed a few times just told me that he only likes me as a friend....my hair was really long and now its up to my shoulders and i hate it..... I think im really ugly but everyone else says im pretty...... im pissed off at my cheerleading coach... my mom is being really bitchy to me..... i wanna loose weight(i weight 105 pounds and im 5'1 i no that doesnt seem like heavy but i have extra fat that i wanna loose)
*****can someone help me with all this like the guy i like how can i get him to like me and what can i do about my extra fat and just give me advice***** (link)
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HOLY FUCK, 105 MOTHERFUCKING POUNDS?! I don't believe I would call that "fat" by any means. You have a below average weight.
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I live with one of my best friends in a 2 bedroom apartment. She got a cat before we moved in, but after a month or so I noticed that my eyes were hurting and i can never wear my contacts anymore. Come to find out, i'm allergic to her cat. She keeps it in her bedroom while she is not home, but then she takes her out and she is free to roam anywhere except my room. It still isn't working with her keeping the cat in her room. How can i tell her that my allergy is becmoing quite painful and i cant stand to have the cat around anymore? (link)
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1) Move out
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2) Kill the cat
Probably #1.
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ok i have been spacing out a lot lately. like i wont know when it happens and i wont know how long i am out. but i will space out. i will realise i am spaced after a little bit, but i cant move my self to bring myself back. its like i am not in my body anymore, or that it just wont move. i know this is weird but sometimes it takes me about 5 minutes before i can bring myself back once i realise that i am spaced out. once i bring myself back though, i have no idea how long i was gone. is this a bad thing? what can i do to stop it. also i have been diagnosed with ADHD about a year ago. i was on Strattera for it, but i cant afford it anymore. could this be causing it? i havent taken that for about 2 months now. but i also have been told that i have depression and bipolar. could that have something to do with it? soem oen please help me! (link)
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I would think that ADHD would be the polar opposite of what you are calling "spacing out."
This is definitely not the right place to ask this sort of question, either.
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What do peope think about the zen micro. I heard it was a great mp3 player but i want to know what some other peope think about it. And is it worth your money? (link)
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It's fine, but if you are going to spend ~$180 for 5-6 gigs, you might just as well spend an extra $20 for a 20 gig Zen Touch. A bit bigger, but holds 4x the amount as the Zen Micro for just a slight price increase? The upgrade to 20 gigs is worth getting.
For reference, I was looking at the players on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00028DJTY/ref=pd_sbs_e_2/104-3056585-5670311?v=glance&s=electronics
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Does anyone have any good rock band recommendations? I love the ones I listen to now, but listening to them over and over again sometimes gets tiring. Help would be appreciated. (link)
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Listing to what you are already tired of would help this question immensely.
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In a lifetime is only one love in your life or a couple "loves"? you know how people...claim to have been in love a couple times? (link)
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Unless the first love dies or something like that, there should never need to be another. If you have another, then the first isn't "true love."
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My bff Ashlyn, like this guy Tanner. Secretley I like him too but I haven't told her that yet. Well Tanner is been flirting with me ALOT latley and invited me to the movies. I told him, that I like him, but I don't want to hurt Ashlyn's feelings, he said he respected my descion since I've known Ashlyn longer and that he'd wait for me, cause he really likes me. I don't know what to do. I don't know how Ashlyn will react if I tell her I like him and he likes me too. What should I do. I really like him, but I love her too, shes my best friend. xox i`ll rate. (link)
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Wow, this is exactly the 20th time I've responded to a question with someone in this PRECISE, cookie-cutter situation.
(i.e.: You and a best friend both like the same guy, and the best friend only likes you, so you have to pick between your friendship and your other relationship.)
So, here's the obligatory advice. Get your best friend to ask him out, and make sure the guy secretly knows this in advance. Have him turn your best friend down, and after she gets over it (shouldn't take long at all), ask him out for yourself. It's a victimless situation, unless you count your best friend, who would have been a "victim" no matter what.
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Ok soo I dont know where else to really turn now. My boyfriend moved back to his home state, which is 3 1/2 hours from where I live, and we broke up 3 days before he did to "make things easier" or so he says. He didnt want to try a long distance relationship b/c he thought it would be too hard. Well, he is/was the love of my life... I spent the whole summer with him. He was everything to me and he didnt even say good bye when he left which crushed me. Well my life has been going down hill since. I use to be an "a" student, but now my grades are consisting of "c" and "d"... I'm missing school beyond no measure, I've gotten kicked outta my house, I've made my mother cry several times (which is bad b/c my mother is hard to upset that bad), I even had to buy my first pregnancy test (was negative...), I've started to become everything I never wanted to be. I dont know what is up with me, I hate him so much yet my heart is screaming for him... I dont want to give up b/c I love him so much, but its one sided and somethign else kinda love... Any suggestions to how to deal with these feelings would be GREATLY appreicated.. I rate high! (link)
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You need to understand the charade he has been playing the entire summer. He was just using you for the summer, knowing that he would leave you behind. He just wanted to get some ass before he left. Now it's your job to admit that he did that, and move on with life.
That's just how life can go. You need work on getting over men like that. Or work on not being so easily tricked.
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the other day i got a cut at the bottom of my lower lip (in the inside where the lip connects to the gum on the left side) it really hurts and turned white! anyone no what it is or how i can get it back to normal? (link)
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Keep prodding at it every 2 minutes with your tounge. It should slowly go away.
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When I get made at my mom because of something she said to me or something she wont let me do I get really really upset and basically start talking back to her and saying things I shouldn't then storm upstairs. After a few minutes of being unbelievably mad, I realize that I over reacted and go back down stairs and ask her if she needs help or something. It happens all the time. And because I do it alot, my mom now thinks I have mood swings. But, I don't, I just always feel sorry about the way I talked to her. I know it's something I need to change and I'm working on it because I know I shouldn't treat her that way. But, while I’m working on it, how can I convince her that I do not have mood swings? (link)
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Getting extremely mad and saying mean things, then immediately regretting them is a definite case of mood swings. What you are working on right now, is how to deal with those mood swings. Don't bother convincing her, because she's right.
Part of the problem here, is that you are refusing to accept what your parents (in this case specifically, your mom) say. You feel that her "accusation" is wrong just because you have a habit of disagreeing with her. Don't believe me? That's how your arguments are starting, because you constantly disagree with her, despite the fact that she is older than you and has already lived life in your shoes and experienced the same things you have, as well as a lot that you haven't. Just work on accepting that some of the things your parents are telling you are right.
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I need big time Help with this...Im trying to h0ok my pictures up 2 the computer and i just dont know how...I do have the cords if that helps...plz respond A.S.A.P!!!Thankz!! Ill rate you guys! (link)
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What operating system are you running? What brand and model digital camera do you use? What type of medium does that camera use to store pictures? Do you have the correct card reader, or can the pictures be accessed directly from the camera on the computer?
Once you get all that information, talk to someone from whichever company you got the camera from.
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one of my best friends is going out with a jerk. and i'm not just being judgemental. he really is a jerk and is a bad person. and i cant stand him. he treats her so badly. he's a player and is really flirty to other girls and gets their numbers.. this is while they're going out. it makes me sad to watch this happen.. and this happened in her last relationship and she was really crushed. i wanna tell her but i dont want to hurt her feelings because she's really sensitive about this kind of thing and probly wont listen to me. what can i do?? (link)
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FOR GOD'S SAKE GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR AND SAY SOMETHING TO HER. As your friend it should be your duty to tell her what you see and why you don't like it.
I'll put this bluntly. She is already past the point of no return: nothing you do now will stop her from having her feelings hurt. By this situation, she may not know it now, but every way she goes will end the same.
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Okay so it's my last year in LA, my hometown, and I want to make a really good impression at our Halloween party (9th grade, high school) Lots of cute boys to impress, and I want it to be something original but sexy. Not a whore, or anything blatantly stupid and cliche like that. I would do the Sid and Nancy thing with someone, but turns out I've got no one!! Any ideas? (link)
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From the admin of advicenators:
"If you need help with a costume idea, like where to find part of a costume you are working on, feel free to ask that.
What the person who posted that news was probably after was avoiding 500 questions that all say: "What should I dress as?"
If you have no idea, you will have to work it out yourself. What fun is it if somebody else tells you what to do? ;-) "
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ok, my names danielle and im 13/f. theres this boy i like in a prep course i go to, his names daniel (lol). someone in his class read my xanga and read an entry that said i liked him, and she told him. he wasnt sure which danielle it was so he asked me for my last naem and i told him and then he smirked and left. today at the prep course, he was walking with me on teh way to class and told me that he knew i liked him. he didnt act weird or anything, but when we went through a tight dorrway, he tried to squeeze through with me and i think he tried reaching for my hand. now my question is, does it seem like he likes me? i rate. smartasses will be reported and given a bad rating. thanks. nellie x0x (link)
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LOL IM SMART AND AN ASS LOLOLOLOL
Yes he does, just go for it for christ's sake. The only way it would be more obvious is if he asked you out first. But, since you technically have a crush on him, it's your job to make the next step.
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i've been shaving down there for about a month now but like it doesn't always look great like i go over it once but it always starts bleeding not wear ive court myself just like as though i had a spot and i've like gone over it and the top has cut off, my friend said it could be cause i have really tough hairs i dont know though got any suggestions what i can do?? btw i did use soap but i tried shaving cream aand neither did any difference i also changed the blade and used an older blade didnt change anything :S (link)
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Break out the wax.
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Okay, last night I was with my boyfriend and he was fingering me..butbefore he fingered me he had handeled his dick and idk if there was cum on it or not..but when i felt it there wasn't really any there.. is there a possibility that i could be pregant? (link)
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http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/
Start checking them out! :D
EDIT: Aw, was beat to the punch on this one.
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I am really shy around guys but I think I come off as standoffish. I don't mean to be shy...I just can't ever think of anything to say. Is this why guys don't like me?
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Probably.
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