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you rlly shouldnt have said that pregnate girl was stupid and that bad things are going to happen to her. Have you ever been in her position? That was rude and you need to give people answers and advice you would want. Not critize them. ugh!

mmmm, This is the type of fecal matter, we all see everyone once in a while, a critic on a critic. Now, okay it was very rude of me to say that. But im sorry, im trying to give out the best info that would be in the best of interest, she was dumb to do what she did dont you think? I would say so, she needs to get help, shes stupid enough to get involved shes isnt gunna be smart enough to get outta it, hell she didnt even really realise, the guy shes having the baby with doesnt even care bout her. She'll be living on the streets pretty soon and when you see her like that, you'll belive i gave her the best info i could to tell her, she was dumb.

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I have this friend and she seems kinda perverted, she's never had a boyfriend or anything. When i go to her house and change into my p.js or swimsuit or something it seems she is always watching. and she ALWAYS talks about how big or small someone's boobs are! I told her to stop talking about stuff like that and that i think she is a pervert, but she thinks i was joking. I just wish she would shut up!

Tell her shes an idiot for not taking you seriously, you werent joking and your not into that crap. Call her a tard.

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one of my bestfriends just called me to tell me that like one of my bestesteset friends house is on fire..she knew this because her dad is a firefighter..no one knows where my friend is and im startin to freak out..we're doing the paper together and im hoping shes ok.would it be nosey to drive over there?

Signed,

Freaked out Friend

Youd be showing you care, not showing your a tard thats nosey. Stop talking to us and leave and go there NOW!

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Hi does anybody know where a 14 year old boy can find a part-time job that isn't a paper round? Cos i really need the money.

I rate 5 for anybody who tries to answer

sonic

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therez this kid who i was involved w/ for lyke a month very physically he was going out with someone at the time but i was his unofficial gf who he talked to and did stuff with, and he promised he'd break up with her, then i come back after a weekend and he's broken up with her, and i expect him to ask me out, and some other girl's on his arm, i feel like ive been used and i should be pissed, so how should i ger back at him? no really i want to burn this jerk, he ignores me everyday and acts like we were never all over each other, how should i get revenge?

Your stupid to let him cheat on a girldfriend with you. HOOKER. you deserve all of it. Your getting the revenge you needed a while ago for starting this. Theres no revenge for you to throw out in this situation.

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If you're an advicenators columnist then maybe you've see this question. It was about this girl who is 2-1/2 months pregnant with this guys baby and she claims to want him alot. I wrote to this person that no guy is worth it no matter what his excuses are. (this is assuming the girl is still in high school you understand) I gave her information on where to get more help and advice, including a website and phone number. Was that the right thing to do?? I'm really lost and unsure.

Well, thats exaclty what you should do. I told her she was stupid, needed to leave him, and was going to end up probably getting beaten, and she needed to get real help. You did the rite thing

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Im head of heels for this boy (you honestly couldnt even imagine). He's absolutly perfect in every way imaginable. Well almost.. he's not brad pit (lol) but his personality shines through and makes him beautiful. What's my problem? He introduced me to his best friend who is equally wonderful.. and he is brad pit (if you catch my drift). Im not dating either one of them because Im not allowed to date. But it was sort of understood that him (the first boy) and I were together. But this best friend of his has jumbled my heart. I've fallen for both boys in completely different ways. Should I choose one or leave them both to save their friendship?

choose 1.

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i have a rescuedog and he is so placid but is very scared of men that he dusnt know.yesterday we were about to take the dog out so he was waiting by the car when a man came to give me a leaflet.he went to say hello to the dog,he got threatened nad bit him on the ankle.the man said he was ok and i gave him a plaster it wasnt a big bite just about a cm long.now my dad wont let the dog in the house and wont walk him.the dogs freezing and shaking outside what can i do to get my dad to like him again.?hes never bit anyone before.

Your scrwed man. Juss say its the first time its ever happend you'll try to train him not to

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i used 2 always see matthew in school and hes always stare at me and smile. then i met him and he was friends with my boyfriend and whenever my boyfriend would go to the bathroom matthew would say mike if i was you i wouldnt get up your girls kind of cute i wanna sit with her..so it was sort of weird.. all the time in school he always says hi to me and yesterday i was in lunch and hes in the same one but i was walkin out of the caf to go to the bathroom and he was walkin in and like hugged my hips with like one hand and was like hey beautiful where are u going.. then later i was walkin by and he said hey and i said hi and kept walking and he was like how come you always walk away from me? so i stayed and he was like call me tonight if you want to hangout.. do u think he lykes me

your dumb to think he doesnt

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i`m confused...for 9 months now i've been trying to get with this guy and well...i've been thinking...when i finally go out with him i'm gonna lose a lot of things. I`m not gonna have the fun of TRYING to get him...it's like i want to go out with him sooo bad...but then when i finally do-i have something to lose?...is this a normal feeling???

Thats quit possibly the oddest out of this world questoin, you sound like you only want to flirt, dont go out! matter of fact, dont get involved with someone cuz chances are, your going to leave them later on in life. ur screwed

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I bought "Dark age of Camelot" at a yard sale and it says a I need a "CD key" to play it and the slip inside the cover wasn't with the game so anyone who has that game please give me the number in the white box in that booklet.

Every cd key is diffrent. YOu need your cd key in order get the game to work. Without taht your screwed. If someone is nice they could give your theirs but i doubt you'll find someone willing to do that.

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Hey i was just wandering if I-Pod and windows media player are compatible becasue i have a ton of songs saved on Micorsoft windows media player and i was wandering if i can dowload those songs onto my I-POD

NO they arnt. ipod will convert all your windows songs into an ipod compatible form. Downlaod Itunes and use that because you need that for your ipod.

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I am interested in purchasing a new computer for the purpose of gaming. Games im intersted in are half life 2 and Everquest 2. Id like to spend the minimum amount of money required, but id like to buy a system that is able to support these games and run them smoothly, reliably, and in good graphics. does anyone have any advice on a good cheap set up?

MY friend runs off an emachine and can as far as i know play halflife graphics on medium. The comp is 200 bucks and a graphcs card is round another 200 thats the least you can spend. I reccomend a little higher up in the chain though, get a better computer, if you plan to keep playing games for a while on your comp, get a nice graphics card. I recommend and x700 or something along those lines, it runs off pci-e and i like the ati brand cards.

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I received a Mini-Ipod for Christmas. The instructions read that you need Windows 2000 or higher. Only problem is: I have Windows 98. So does this mean I have to upgrade my computer to Windows 2000 or higher? If yes, is it expensive to buy the program? Or do I have to buy a whole new computer for it to work? Please only answer this question if you know what you're talking about. Thank you so much!

Yes, you need to pay money, get windows XP its gunna be about 150 dollars to get, but your running outta compatbility on alot of good programs for your computer. It will cost a lot of money to do this but its well worth it. I recomend if your running 98 buy a new computer, your comp is getting outta date now and i would say, its time to upgrade.

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My computer for some odd reason just started to go very slow, and akes awhile for everything to load on it. We just took it to a 'computer doctor' in may, and its doing the same things over again. We have more popups and the internet doesnt come up right away now. So, Instead of paying another 70$ to get it fixed again, what exactly do I have to do to stop all of this? Even as I type this now, the popups keep coming and interupting me. I just cant stand this anymore, can someone just please tell me wht to do!? Thank you very much.
_janine_*

Google toolbar- look it up, its a good popup blocker.
SPybot search and destroy- thats a good spyware sweeper
adaware- good sweeper to

THe problem your computer is so slow is because its infected with many virus's.

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Hey does anyone know how to get rid of viruses that replicate everytime you destroy it?? should i just get a new PC or wat??

Adaware
Spysweeper
Spy bot search and destroy

Go to downloads.com and download adaware, and spybot they are for free and are great, great adware/spyware killers, spysweeper i belive is 10 dollars but should work out real well for you to, i recommend doing all of them

Also, if your not running off a mac, go to microsoft/spyware and downlaod their spyware remover, i havnt gotten to doing it yet, but ive heard its good.

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my computer has a porn virus and it says uninstall so i click it and it STILL pops up and it wont ever uninstall. so can any one help me to get rid of this disgusting porn virus

Okay, if you have virus/adware/spyware scanners use those, if those dont work, try going to prog files and messing around with some of the files inside it. Add some numbers to the coding in the files, and delete stuff, pretty much just corrupt it so it cant work right, i did that on my comp once, and it didnt get rid of it, but when the comp started up it told me the prog failed to execute because it was corrupt.

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the person below the big boobed 7th grader....ur a fucking idiot not u 7th grader...u cool

whoa, u is way out, confusing!!!

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I'm having several different problems with my Internet connection right now . . . .

1. I can't access ANY secure servers. That includes eBay, Amazon, and my mom's banking website.

2. When I try to log into MSN Explorer, it says that it can't log in because there's a problem with my connection.

3. When I try to log in to MSN Messenger, it says my password is wrong. I know it's not because I had a friend try it at her house. (AFTER I was having the password problems, so even if she had changed my password that wouldn't be it. ^~)

Does anyone know how to fix these problems?

Try restarting your modem( its the thing that feeds internet to the rest of the house) if you have broadband that should do it...unplug power on it for 30 seconds then plug it back in, if thats not the prob, i dunno i don tdeal with enet probs that much.

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that person below this question...ur a fucking idiot

yes i would agree

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