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ok so this new boy *Eric* transferred to our school on monday (valentine's day and yeah i needed a valentine)... and the class went on a field trip together. and when i listen to my friends conversations, it's all about setting ME up with the new boy! i was happy that my friends would do that for me (especially since i needed a valentine) but i didnt know much about him. but i decided that i would have anyone to be my valentine rather than having no one as my valentine. when my friends asked him if he wanted to go out with me (even just for valentines day) and he said no because he didnt know much about anyone yet. and then yesterday i was making plans with my friend about having a double date with her and her boyfriend and me and *Eric*. and somehow, word got out that i was going to ask *Eric* out and it got to him and i sit right in front of him in Social Studies. then this obnoxious kid Brian that sits next to me, asked *Eric* if he liked me and *Eric* pointed to his mouth and pretended to barf! i was so hurt, i couldnt focus on the class the whole time (not that it doesnt happen often lol). what should i do? is that thing he did just a cover for his feelings? should i ask him out still? PLEASE HELP! i rate good!

Oh, and I'm 13 and *Eric* is 14 (we're in the same class though)

Arnt you kinda young to be dating, your only 13. You got a long to till you can even get married i wouldnt really worry about it.

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ok im gettin mixed signalz from a guy @ school like he has a girl friend but he flirtz with me constantly but when she'z around im invisible! what should i do?

If your a slut go out with him, if your kind, dont

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ok well mi dating my bf for the fourth time and i love him very much. But everyone thinks he's cheatin on me cause he puts up some big front like he's a big flirt and hard core rocker. But really he's not and he's really sweet and kind. Though my friends don't see this and they think he's a jerk.So know there all not getting along and i just want them to see that he's really not a jerk. What do i do?

I dont know.

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okay well i reall hate living at my house..my mom has told me she dont want me here and my step dad has also i've been cryin for the past two nights and the only comfort i've had was my boyfriend he's the greatest well my friend toni wants to runaway and she one my best friends and she asked if i'd go with her...well i've gave this so much thought and i really want to but the reason i wont is cause of my boyfriend well he asked me to marry him and i said yes.. but he kinda felt bad after he told me cause he said he cant do it right now or anything cause were only 16..well i know were young and everything but my friend toni said we should run off and get married..though bout that also but i dont wanna do that then like get caught and his grandma or my mom can get it undone anyways which i know my mom won't cause she really could care less.. but like can anybody gimma advice on how i can try and stand my parents.. ill rate high if its good.. and i also need advice on if you think i should marry him.. i love him more then anything we been through alot together like his mother's deather me havin a miscarriage me havin my airway disease my mom losing her baby and jus a whole bunch of other stuff and i know he will always be there or atleast i think he will.. he hasnt gave up on me yet in the past year and a lil bit longer..and dont tell me im too young cause i know that but lota people get married young and things work out..much luv and thanks ahead of time for anybody who helps..

You're an idiot thats what you are. Dont even think about running away. Your a discrace.

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Okay, so theres this guy that i really liked and then he asked me out so we're going out. Then there was this other guy that i really liked but then i kinda didnt and now i do and now all these guys are like asking me out and flirting with me and stuff..they dont know i have a boyfriend but yeah its annoying cuz they didnt when i didnt have a bf..why does this always happen that when i actually have a bf THEN the people i like start liking me or whatever..? ugh!

I think this is more of a showoff question than anything. Your trying to say you think your hott! Get over yourself.

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Hey, okay this is kinda weird for me to ask...but is it wrong for you to have a bf, or well, not a bf..but I mean at my skewl when you say bf, it's someone you just say you're goin out with, and not actually do anything besides hold hands, and im not sure but maybe kiss..at school...thats it..so is it wrong for you to have one without your parents' permission...like,i mean, not the kind where i haven't asked them cause I'm afraid of their answer, I mean I haven't asked them cause I KNOW their answer, because their not American and they have values and all that...but see I was raised in an American or International way, and so at my school...and there's this guy I like on and off..and he flirts with me...and all that. but even for the future..an I asked my sister if it's okay with her anyway coz even though she's not allowed she had 2 before without my parents finding out, but she said no, it's better not to...so is it okay for me to go ahead when they've all said no, because it's not fair, and it's my life..and even though I'm young, I know it has nothing to with age, they will never let me have a bf in their right minds...i dunno...life is pretty horrible for me right now..my parents are really mean besides that too...so i'm confused. Plz help m and answer my question. Thanx. I'm really sorry this was soo long. THX

Well, its not really wrong to have one without permission. But you should tell your parents how much they're ruining your life.

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I think that I might just like the same guy that my best friend likes. What do I do? I thought this kind of stuff only happened on TV

Well why dont you go back and watch one of those T.V. shows where that actually happens and watch what the people in that show do. Then try and reenact the same thing and see how it goes!

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14/f i have trouble with cutting my self and i really dont kno what to do!!! any advice would be nice!

Well you're and idiot. Thats safe to say. What should you do? Stop how bout that for an easy answer. Why do you cut yourself? Does your life suck that much? Well heres and idea, you really havnt seen much of the world. 14 year, you havnt had a job, better yet much of a life. Ill leave you to continue cutting yourself because your an idiot but think about what i just told you tard.

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Ok, I met this one guy online and my one friend showed me who he was and showed him who I was. And we've been talking online for a while now. I was talking to him a while ago and he was like dropping hints that he liked me and stuff. And then his one friend was telling me about how he always talks about me and everything. He asked me to go out with him and I told him I didn't know, so now everytime I talk to the guy that likes me's friend he asks me to go out with him. The guy that likes me told me that he really wants to talk to me in school, but he likes me to much and is afriad and I dunno why. I don't want to talk to him at school until he talks to me. I still always talk to him online and everything but I don't know what to do about him. He tells my friend all this stuff like she's so hott everytime I'm gonna go up and talk to her I lose everything I was going to say she is so beautiful. I was thinking omg when she told me that and I didn't know what to say. He still hasn't talked to me, and I don't know what to do! Someone please help me!

Well you said yourself you didnt want to talk to him until he talks to you so umm....wait...

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i think im cursed or something.. i have been sick (stomach flu) about 5 times in the past 2 months. it has been on and off. I was sick right before christmas, the day after christmas, new years(yea i couldnt go to a party or anything) and then once in January. Now Im sick again. Its horrible i will throw up, lay down, then when i get back up i have to throw up again. and all i ate this morning was a powdered doughnut. i also used to have an extreme pain on my right side.. it was so bad it made me throw up and i wasnt able to walk.. could someone tell me whats wrong with me.. or how to get rid of this stomach flu? (i have gone to the doctors but they didnt find anything)

I dont think its the stomach flu. Its probably something different. Maybe you have food poisoning.
Try getting an iv put in you and have them put some water and some ani-nausea medicine in you or something.

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one of my friends has this boy friend n shes mad shy around him in school but not on tha phone or ne thin n they live in tha same project n this mornin she skipped tha first two periods of school n went to his house when she got back in c period she was cryin n all n i felt mad bad for her n so i went to tha bath room with her n she told me that he was all oh u wanna have sex with me n all that n she said no bcuz shes only 14 but he started kissin her neck n stuff n she ended up havin sex with him n i guess after her cherry popped he was fixin tha condom n thea was blood everywhere and tha condom ripped n now she might be pregnant n im tha only one who knos n i feel all bad for her n i kno she has to take a pregnancy test if she is but im so confused cuz her mother would kick her ass if she was pregnant but i dont kno im so confused

Dont worry about it, its her problem shes an idiot and you should just stand by and watch your friend as she gets punished for her wrong doings.

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ummm there is this guyy and hes nice i guess to me.. hes really rude and short..i dont like him but im sure he likes me...how do i get rid of him without being mean???

He's rude, so you be rude.

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i have this friend who thinks she's like really hot, but she's isn't. whenever you're at the mall or w/e she always all "that guy is so staring at me" or "he is so checking me out", when the guy is staring at ME. how can i break it to her w/o wrecking our friendship?

Well not only does she think shes hot, you seem to think your hot stuff too. I think both of you need an adjustment and quit thinking someones always staring at you.

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Most of my friends are gettin pregnat and getting herpes it is scaring me ... All my friends I thought were so much smarter than me are stupid and having sex already . I know you want to but you need to hold back .... I am scared that in a way I am gonna be forced into it .... Can you help ?

Well it would seem everybody's doing drugs too but are you doing those also?

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Is it possible to get used to love? I mean i've been going out with my bf for about 8 months and i dont know if have the same feelings for him anymore or unless im just used to love i mean i know i like it when i see him i get excited and get ready for hours and i make sure things have to be perfect my house has to be clean and smell good when he comes over. I have to look good i like to tell him about my day i like to hear about his. So is it just possibly that im just used to him loving me? That i dont feel it anymore. I feel it when we are together.. but not when we are away

Why dont you break up with him, and when you feel terrible that you broke up with him, yeah then its love. If however you feel fine, then you didnt love him at all.

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well tomorrow is me n my bfs one year..well me and him have had some problems but we hve gotten thru all of them..the problem i hve is..all my guy friends tell me to brk up wit him and its soo annoyin bc i like him ALOT! and then all my girl friends r like yea tlkin bout him alot..but then everytime me and my bf hve broken up they all start flirtin with him!! it doesnt make since! what does this mean..is everyone jus jealous?
signed-confused

It means they like your boyfriend and want you to brake up with him so they can have him.

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I REALLY i mean REALLY like this boy, hes in 2 of my classes and i have a serious boyfriend but my boyfriend knows that i like him but he thinks its just a "crush" so he dosent care. But when i see this boy i have so many butterfly's and i want him so badly!! he has Gorgeous eyes and hes my type but he says i have really small eyes and my friends say i dont but how do i get over him or get his attention i want to be with my boyfriend but i just want this kid to like me! so that if me and my boyfriend break up i have a chance with him!

Why dont you go one at a time I mean you're not a slut or anything right?

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my dad got arrested, and it's reallllllly embarassing. what should i do at school? i live in a small town so people will find out about it fast.

Act normal. When people storm around you to ask why you dads an idiot for getting arrested, you'll ingnor it and then you will be left alone!

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I love your taste in love songs.

Thanks much, if you want any more songs that are plain out weird, or more love songs im sure I could think of something.

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There's this girl named Maria. She's a good friend of mine, and today she got in deep trouble with our Health teacher because she gave answers to someone else, and hes failing her for the marking period with a 50. She said she's tried to commit suicide before, and she's going to do it again. Should I tell somebody? Thanks. =]

Well Maria is an idiot. You're also an idiot for not telling anybody sooner. Why is Maria an idiot?
1. because i hate emos
and 2 because she has barely gotten to see the world or even probably gotten a real good job yet.

Now why are you and idiot?
1. for not telling anybody bout her trying to commit suicide the first time
and
2. for not acting sooner to tell anyone she might be doing it this time.

Hope i helped you and your idiot friend.

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