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I was on YouTube and came across this song. Someone in the blog said it was from Sim City, but I haven't been able to find out where in Sim City, there seem to be many songs from Sim City and many versions of Sim City.

Also, is it the original version from the game or is it a remake?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFIBsug9gEI&feature=player_embedded

Close, but not quite. That comes from The Sims, not Simcity. You hear it when you are in build mode on The Sims, the very first one. I couldn't tell you where to find it, but at least you know what to look for now.

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hey so my bf wants to "finger me till i orgasm' is that possible? hahah.

There's about a 90% chance you won't. I doubt he knows what he's doing at all. He'll probably just shove his finger up there and swirl it around. If you're gonna go for it, you're going to have to tell him where to touch, how to touch, how hard to touch, how fast to move, everything. It's like expecting a computer to do what you want when you haven't plugged in a keyboard or mouse. Good luck.

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how would you describe the perfect blowjob
I dont know where to begin or what techniques to even do.

I would ask a woman. I've never given a blowjob. Penises don't intrigue me. You can see my previous answer about 3 questions ago, which is a link to an answer about 200 questions ago. Man, I love receiving a good blowjob.

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Hey, I am 16 years old and about 2 years ago I realized I have small bumps on the shaft of my penis. I have had sex before if that had anything to do with them. I dont know what it is and I am worried about it since the bumps are not going away or anything. There are a lot of them, really, but they are fairly small in size. If anyone knows anything about this PLEASE help me! How do I get rid of this? No girl is going to have sex with me when they see the bumps on my penis!
Thanx

It's not an STD, it's normal. I have them too. They've been around for years. They mean nothing, they don't provide any difference in feeling, and girls likely won't notice them. I just asked my girlfriend of 5 years, and she didn't even realize they were there...and she's seen my penis a pretty good amount of times.

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okay, so i'm good friends with the guy, and we were talking and we got into like hooking up and stuff.
and me giving him a blow job.
i've never done something of this sort before so i don't know what it entails.
i don't really want him like fingering me or anything like that, but does that always happen?
and what makes a good blow job?

http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=506393

I'd answered this question several times with a link to a previous answer. I go into far too much detail.

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at my old school i had a whore && dumb bitch reputation what do i do to have a positive rep at my new school??

Don't be a whore or a dumb bitch.

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I'm getting a new computer possiblity within the next few months and i'd just like to know what's a good brand to buy give me your opinions i'd like a desktop not labtop

Please don't say Dell iv'e had nothing but problems with that brand :/

I see Mac has been suggested already, but I would recommend against that. Compatibility issues will come up frequently, especially when your school project needs to be submitted in Microsoft Word. There are ways around that, but the hassle of doing so, as well as the high cost of the product, outweigh the reliability in my opinion.

As you said, Dell isn't exactly reliable. My girlfriend's Dell laptop has gone through hell and back diagnostically. I work in a rent-to-own store and we constantly get Dell laptops and desktops in for service. In that respect, I would go for HP, as that is what I have here at home, and what we receive for service the least. I have the HP Pavilion Slimline s5250t. You can look it up on the HP website. If you're not going to be using it for gaming and such as I do, you can go for the cheaper model in the same series.

Alternatively, Compaq computers as good as well. I believe Compaq and HP are the same company now anyway. I would avoid cheap knock-off brands, like what you would find at Walmart for $250. They'll fall apart and cost you more in the long run. My suggestion is to buy either a new HP, Compaq, or Sony, or a refurbished one from a reputable supplier.

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What are some interestng sights to see in New York City other than museums? Include anything, from architectural marvels to parks.

I took a trip to NYC my freshman year. We saw plenty, and I don't remember most of it, but 4 things really stood out to me. We saw Phantom of the Opera on Broadway, we went to the top of the Empire State Building, we went to Ground Zero when it was...well, fresh is an accurate word I suppose, and Times Square. We have an awesome group photo in Times Square I still have.

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So recently, i had to put my shih tzu to sleep. and my mom told me i could get another dog. Now i want a medium sized dog, who doesn't shed too much. But im lost on the type of breed to get. I had an australian shepherd, or a basenji. But i'm not quite sure, any suggestions?

Unless you live in an apartment, or anywhere else without a yard, I would recommend a border collie. They're amazingly smart, loyal, and eager to please. Our border collie, Dizzy, is a shoo-in for the greatest dog in the world. She's easy to teach tricks to, doesn't have social problems, minds perfectly, doesn't tear up the house when we're gone, doesn't bark needlessly...AND she's a pretty dog.

Granted, she was an awful puppy. But once we got through about the first 6 months, she became the best dog I've ever had. They need things to do to stay occupied and not destructive, so you have to spend time with them so they don't get bored. They love to learn, they love to work, and LOVE to run.

If you do live in an apartment, you can still have one provided you are willing to walk it daily. We got her as a puppy when we still lived in an apartment and we got through it just fine. The hardships of her having abandonment issues (she was a pound puppy,) us being at work all the time, and being in a confined space were tough at first, but it was worth it and we'd do it again and again a thousand times over.

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Ok so I am a total noobe at WOW but I found out that I can make potions and sell them in the auction house and make gold every day. Only thing is that I don't know how to build up my alchemy skills in order to be able to make these potions. I also heard that I can make viles? I don't know what I can really do but I am a Blood Elf Hunter level 31 right now with Alchemy, Herbalism, Fishing and I just got Cooking and I am thinking about dabbeling in Engenering cause I really like the motor cycle car thing and the goggles. So If you can tell me how or give me a really good resource on what steps I should take to be able to make tangable things and sell them in the auction house that would be great.

First of all, you can only have two professions, so you can't do engineering without dropping alchemy or herbalism. Second of all, I typically did mining and blacksmithing so I can't help you much. Go to www.wowwiki.com, it's the best website for WoW info and is constantly updated.

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I cannot seem to come up with anything when i want to dirty talk. My boyfriend thinks it would be hott but no mater how hard i try i cant seem to say anything right that sounds good or turns him on or would turn anyone on really....What could i say when dirty talking?

Some people are good with it, some aren't. If you try to force it, it's just embarrassing. I'm not any good at dirty talk either, so I just skip it all together. Forget words, express sensations through moans and body language.

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how important is it to guys for a girl to have big boobs? is it really a big turn off if a girlfriend has A cups and small boobs? would they still want to do stuff with these girls?

Guys like to stare at boobs. It happens. But that doesn't necessarily make or break the woman's attractiveness. I, for one, would not pass on a girl just because of lack of chest size.

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hey

mm i was just wondering what scents do guys like on girls??I know odd question but i just wonder what would my bf like lol thanks!

Find one scent and STICK WITH IT. Guys will associate that scent with you. I haven't really spent any time with my ex for nearly 6 years, but if I smell vanilla she's the first person that comes to mind.

Find something you like that is somewhat unique.

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I'm sorry that I don't know the difference between House / Dance / Electro / Techno music, but does anyone have any suggestions for this type of music?

My favorite songs:
"Infinity (Klaas Remix)" by the Guru Josh Project
"I Love My Sex" by Benny Benassi
"Sexy Chick" by David Guetta ft. Akon
"Breathe" by Kaz James

I really like good beats. Please only respond if you're familiar with this genre of music. I'm already familiar with everything on the iTunes top 10 list, including Lady GaGa stuff. I have no problem with vocals but I need a good beat to dance to :) Thanks

Some groups that are now defunct, lesser known in the US, or just haven't been heard from in awhile:

Prodigy
Chemical Brothers
Crystal Method
Coburn
TaQ
DJ Alligator Project
Darude
Daft Punk

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I was just wondering guys of all ages what is your ideal girl?

Brown hair black hair blonde dirty blode

boob no boobs
butt big butt
skinny thick
average
height everythinggggggg I am doing a report for one of my classes on a guys ideal girl and if you could list everythinggg!! hah that would help so much thanks:)

My current girlfriend (as well as my last) have HUGE tits, no ass, and are a bit thick and around my height of 5'9". She's brown haired and green eyed. If I were to create my ideal woman, she would be shorter than me, Asian, small and cute, with maybe a B cup and a pretty big butt. She'd have long black hair and blue eyes.

It's funny how I ended up with the complete opposite, yet I find her attractive all the same.

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17 f
My brother and I share a wii, he is 17 too. What are some fun games that we can both play together, or (for girls) what are some fun games that girls would like to play. I dont necessarily mean fashion stuff, just fun games in general. Thanks! :-)

It's an older game, but find Warioware: Smooth Moves. It doesn't take much time to learn how to play, but it's amazing. Go rent it. Now.

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me and my boyfriend fool around and stuff and he has given me oral and we've done pretty much everything except intercourse. but the other day he was fingering me and was like "vag is really gross" like he didn't say mine he was just saying in general...this just makes me wonder if he's mature enough because i mean, what kind of girl likes to hear that after being fingered? girls, am i the only one who would get a little offended or turned off? what do you guys thinkk

Well, he picked a really dumb time to say it, but it's true. Vaginas are ugly. Anyway, I think he just spoke before he thought about it. No filter between brain and mouth. Open mouth, insert foot. Insert your own strange phrase here. I wouldn't worry about it.

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friday night i noticed i had a slight sore throat & small cough. this continued through saturday. this morning (sunday) i woke up feeling terrible. i'm so sore and achey, i feel like ive been in a brawl. i have the worst headache - moving my head at all is agonizing. my eyes hurt (terribly) when i move them too far in any direction. i have a fever of 101.5, am dizzy & nauseous. this can range from moderate to bad. it doesn't hurt to breath, but it's laborous, and i feel congested. i feel like i have to puke, but can't. i don't have much of an appetite, and when i only eat i few bites i immediately regret it. i googled the symptoms and i have almost every one. but do you think i do? please help :( a few kids at my school had it too. and my mom is showing the same symptoms. do i? :(

Sounds like it. I just got over it last week and missed 4 days of work from it. Your symptoms are similar to mine. I went to the emergency room for diagnosis, but I pay for health insurance so it won't set me back much.

Flu season hasn't started yet, so it's more likely to be swine flu. You should be thankful for that. Despite how the media has played it up, swine flu is far less dangerous than your typical strain. I was given tamaflu for treatment, which is not a cheap med. Either way, you'd need a prescription, so I highly suggest a doctor visit. You'll get an irritating swab and you'll sit in an office for about 4 hours, then you'll get some prescriptions to have filled and you'll lay in a bed for a few days.

Hey, it beats going to work.

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So I'm still a virgin and it's kind of a big deal.

So, out of curiosity I was wondering when did you lose your virginity (what age you were) and how did it happen?

Give details please, not on the actual sex but on how it happened. For example, don't just say 'with my first boyfriend' or 'at a house party', say exactly how it happened.

And if you're still a virgin, would you please say so too and say your age and how you feel about losing your virginity? For example, do you think you're ready to? Do you want to? Why do you want to or why do you want to wait? Do you feel pressured?

Thanks, x

I lost mine at age 17. My girlfriend wasn't a virgin, so it was actually her who was the aggressor. I wouldn't say I was pressured into it, and I wouldn't say I wasn't ready. We had only been together for a month or two at the time.

Had we not stayed together, I couldn't tell you if I would have regretted it. However, we've been together for nearly 5 years now.

Even under different circumstances, I don't think I would have considered losing it to be that big of a deal. Once you've had sex...whoo, big deal.

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how do you clear any drugs out of your system !!! fast...

If by "fast" you mean in a couple of days, you're fucked. As previously mentioned, lots of water helps flush it out, but that still takes time.

Several products are out there that supposedly clear it out and will help you pass a drug test. From testimontials of friends, they don't work.

If you need a decent job, you need to lay off for a while.

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