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I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone

I walk this empty street
On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Where the city sleeps
and I'm the only one and I walk alone

My shadow's the only one that walks beside me
My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then I walk alone

I'm walking down the line
That divides me somewhere in my mind
On the border line
Of the edge and where I walk alone

Read between the lines
What's fucked up and everything's alright
Check my vital signs
To know I'm still alive and I walk alone


WE ALL MISS AND LOVE YOU BRYSON WATSON
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THE BIGGEST P.I.M.P. IN THE WORLD!!!!!
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A friend of mine has his girlfriend's birthday all planned out. Well, almost. There is one point where he doesn't know what he's going to do. This is what he has so far:

Wake her up a 7:30 in the morning; give her 30 seconds to grab anything she needs then take her out to breakfast. After breakfast he's going to take her back home so she can get cleaned up, take a shower, and all that good stuff. Breakfast will probably take an hour so she should be ready by 11am. Then, he doesn't know where he's going to take her. But, at 5pm or 6pm he's taking her to an early dinner where he's giving her her gift. After dinner, at 7pm he's taking her to his fav. local band's show who she's gotten pretty interested in. After their show, him and his band are going on stage and sing her 2 fav. songs to her; Vindicated by Dashboard and Hanging by a moment by Life house. All of that should be over at about 10 or 10:30pm. When it's over, he'll take her to her house where all her friends are waiting for her. We’re gonna party it up through the rest of the night and may be a lil into the morning ;).

But anyway, he still needs to figure out what he's going to do with her from 11am to 5 pm. That's about 6 hours lol. I want to tell him to take her to an amusement park but I don't know if 6 hours will be enough for that. Any suggestions?

take her out to like a movie or some kinda local hangout place maybe an arcade or theme park

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Okay, I've been best friends with this girl since last year and we've been so tight! And now I think my other best friend is jealous and is trying to take her away from me! What should I do?

kill one of them primarily the one thats "trying to take her away" what is she like your butt buddy damn if shes your real friend she isnt going anywhere she will be nice to the other girl and stuff and if your this worried just kill yourself it will probably help everyone

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hey whats i need help.... see i like this girl and all but when i asked her out she said yea sure but then i felt uncomfurtable with her i dont no why..so i broke up with her like 2 wekks after i asked her out. so then i liked her again i dont know why but i did then she said yea and i still felt weird with her... so do any of you guys/or girls have any tips for me to stay with that girl instead of just playing around with her

get to know her like tell her that you need to like continue the relationship more so that yopu dont feel uncomfortable and make sure you tell her its not her fault when you do this or she will flip out and also try to like go out more do things with her get comfortable being with her or otherwise your just wasting your time

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I got a really bad hair-cut today, & its really short, I normally have very long hair, but now its really short... how can I grow out my hair as fast as possibul? & how long will it take? it dosen't have to be a day or something, but I'm going to some kind of beach thing in 2 weeks & I'm seeing a cosin in California a week after that, so I want to look good

14/M

ok are you gay dude listen to yourself omg m hair is sooooo short it needs to be long like a womans you are a MAN!!!! grow up your supposed to have short hair its the way you are made jesus go kill yourself or at least fuck your cousin first

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I used to like this guy, and I never knew he had a girlfriend. I've liked him since December, and he's shown "signs" of liking me by staring at me and smiling. When I found out he had a girlfriend, I cried a little and thought I'd never like him again. Then, a week later on Saturday night, I talked to him on AIM. We had a lot in common, we like the same movies, show, etc. We stayed up talking until 11:30 at night, he flirted with me (kinda) and I thought the next time I'd see him he'd be comfortable to talk to me at school, but it was just like it used to be. He just would stare at me, constantly. I know his "girlfriend", and it still seems like he likes me too. He's two years older then me, and he considers me as "young". What should I do?
-Broken Hearted.
~I rate high for good answers.~

well this guys obviously messing with your head so my best theory here is that he is shy or maybe pussywhipped like his "girlfriend" will do something if he gets caught like looking at you or talking to you anyway the thing i would do is just like onfront him ask whats going on and try to work it out and just like make sure he likes you if i was you dont get your hopes up too high because being broken hearted sucks and that will only make it worse and if he isnt interested now maybe you can interest him like get to know him some more and try to get him to talk to you

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i like this guy i like him a lot but so does everybody else.he says he doesnt want a girlfriend b/c of all the sports he is doing((basketball,baseball,football))
but when he is ready he might not pick me i know its stupid but im realy confused also is there any way to get his attention

well if you want to be a slut go right ahead im sure he will like grab your tits and finger you but the truth is thats not what the guy ultimately wants hell try to find somegirl that he can hang out with thats cool and he has to relate to her somehow or other wise it just wont last that long and well he might be gay too if you ever thought about that

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i have a question me and this guy are going out and like his family like his parents like arent the fondest of me like she is holding something against me. see me and this other guy went to prom together and the guy im going out with now is obviously pretty bummed about this so his mom is constantly holding this against me and just wont gimmie a 2nd chance! So i plan on writing her a letter. I need some help on what to say to her. Like explaining why i did go. I went because he proved 2 me it was so important and that he wanted to go with me. Well this guys mom (my bf) is obviously protecting her "little baby boy"... well trying. but i cant tell her why i wanted cuz she'd hate me more. So please help!

tell his mom to shut up and leave you alone your obviously mature enough to handle your own stuff but anyway like tell the guy whatever secret reason and tell his mom its time o let go damn if i was that kid i would like knock her ass out but anyway you have to try and come to some conclusion on which guy you like and then you need to just like figure out how to get that kids mom off your back. anyhow the best solution is just to get with the guy and handle it that way apologise and say that you love him and do whatever it takes in a reasonable manner of course to show him that i hope this helps you in someway

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Okay well you see I like this guy. Lets call him D. And everyone says he likes me. But this weekend I'm suppose to go over to a friends house and be with this other guy who I'm just friends with. But Taylor, my friend, said that the guy I'm going to be with for the night said he'll go as far as I let him. And everyone who's coming wants me to kiss him. But it'd be my first kiss, and I don't want to waste it on someone i don't like. But then if I don't kiss him he might think I'm prude. But I'm not. But I really like the other guy and I only like the other guy as a friend. What should I do? Please someoen get back to me by Saturday!!!

well how old are you you must be like 12 umm anyway if there is someone that you like more than the other make out with that kid or tell both of them this and see what happens anyway the only real choice you have here is to go make yourself a whore and make out with both of them or let it blow over and try to settle things out with the one you like more

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sorry this wil be long :S
about 11 weeks ago i had sex with my boy friend 2 weeks later i took a test and it said possative a couple of weeks later i went to the clinic and they took a test and it was negative and they said i probably had a early miscarrige because of the mild cramping i had, it didnt kinda add up to me, but i still never felt "normal" like i still felt there was something inside of me and i still have a cramping, then yesterday i went to the doctors and she said because of the test that she dont think i can be pregnant but she not going to take another test and that if i still have the cramping to go back next week which i think i will be doing, but i havent had a period i had light spotting when my period was due and if it was a month later it would of been last week i got my period but nothing, but now the last week i swear i have been getting fatter only like a lil tiny bit no one else would be able to notice, like it feels like im bloated like 24/7 i normally dont get bloated on my period and this seems really weird to me and i knwo it would be like just weird to stil be pregnant but is there a chance i could still be i dont have any money to get a test, but i think the thing is i was so upset when i found out i had a miscarrige that now im just wishing so much that i did have a baby i dunno, do u think im pregnant??

i think your just really mixed up the cramping part will suck but its a possible misscarriage i dont think you have a baby but the way you described your period and stuff it is possble but well there really is no way to tell without some really extensive tests which cost a bunch of money and you dont have any but just try to stay relaxed and calm for a while and you should be ok

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Hi, I recently started having sex with my boyfriend. After talking about it for a couple months we decided we were ready. The problem is, it doesn’t feel good. I’m relaxed and everything so I’m confused. Should I tell my boyfriend? I’m scared to because he might feel bad and blame him self. Is there something wrong with me?

ya i think the best possible solution here is foreplay that really helps and hey if you want to add extra pleasure go to the store and grab a bottle of ky warming lotion it makes everything feel really good i promise!!!

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ok im 13 and im sort of dating this 16 year old for a while we have been close and like his friend is going out with my frie so we go places with each other. well i get out of school on the 24 and we were all going to walk to there house and hang out there but ive never been to his house b for do you think i should go remember he's 16 and im 13.?

well if your scared he might try to like rape you or something you have to consider that is a really big age gap first and then well how good do you know this guy how long have you gone out with him do you know if he has ever done anything with other girls this shouldnt be that hard to answer you probably dont want to go or bring like someone you can trust with you primarily a big guy or maybe a can of mase just anything to help

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ok well i have been going out with my boyfriend for about 9 months now and i really love him. he has only had sex with one girl. but many times. they broke up long be fore we got together. so just say i lost my virginity to him do you think he would have any kind of std from having sex with just that ONE other girl.?? like do u think theres a chance of him having an STD, from that one girl and then having sex with me and then all of a sudden i get it??? thanks i rate HIGHHH


ok first.

-this girl was a virgin and lost her virginity to him
-my boyfriend was a virgin and lost his virginity to her.
-so basically they lost there virginity to each other
-they used protection.
-i was a virgin and lost my virginity to him
-we used protection.

(ok this may sound gross but if your going to talk shit then dont bother writing)
-i made him take it out before he cummed if that helps anything.

ok well if you were all virgins b4 you had sex and unless he is lying to you about his partners there is no way of having an std so ya and just to let you know if you have a strange rash on your pussy its probably an std!

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I'm a 19/f and about to lose my virginity to my boyfriend 22/f of 1 year. He himself is not a virgin and has had I think it was 3 partners in the past. There have been recent reported cases of HVI infections in our area. Well, I was always taught to treat everyone as if they had the virus because you never know who might actually have it. They probably don't even know. So, as a precaution I want to ask him to get tested. It's not that I don't trust him because I do. If I didn't, I wouldn't lose my virginity to him. I'm just afraid that he'll take it as if I don't trust him. I know it's a smart decision but I just don't know how to approach the subject. And, if he agrees to it then I will go with him and get tested also. Any opinions/advice is appreciated.

all you have to do is just like tell him that you do love him and trust him and you just want to be safe cause of all the stuff thats around you and your only 19 and it would really suck to lose your virginity and have an std that can kill you. so just tell him you will be there with him the whole time and you just want to be safe hope i helped

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me and my boyfriend have not had sex but for some reason the last 2 times he has fingered me, i bled. is that normal?

thats fine it just means you have a really tight pussy every man in the world will love that

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why is it that guy find girl on girl action so attractive??
ill rate if ur advice is good

its the greatest fantasy in the world every guy in the world loves hot lesbians because its two times as much of everything by that i mean tits etc.

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i might have one friend that is still a virgin besides me.... i mean when we get into deep converstaions about sex and stuff i can't relate cuz i am still a virgin. every single time i watch a movie with a sex scene in it i get this weird feeling all over my body like i want sex that very minute. could someone please tell me if this is all normal or should i just give in and have sex?

ok well this is a perfectly normal thing until you reach like 20 or a marriage but whatever ya dont feel bad this is a good thing your not really readu and you shouldnt force it because trust me its not worth it you dont want to do it unless you feel that you want it

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hey , uhm well you see i love my best friends bro . he asked me out . but the only thing is he is 11 and i am 13 . everyone is asking me if i am with him and i dont no what to do cuz i dont wanna get made fun of . please help me make my desicion signed

perfect flaw

well lets see if you actually like him and you wanted to go out with him just say it tell the ppl that are making fun of you to just shut up or you could just run away and say you hate the little kid.

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I'm 6'11" 430lbs Male. I need a plan for weight loss, and i need to lose it soon. My doctor has suggested surgery, and i do not want to go there until i absoulty have to. It is literally killing me. Please give me some low cost solutions on losing weight. Thanks.

well you will obviously have to eat healthy but there is this thing on tv that i saw and it really works cause my uncle took it but i dont remember what it was called but it costs 153 dollars a botlle it is reccomended for people who only despretly need it which i think is you hope i helped you out.

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okay so i like this kid and sometimes i get the feeling he likes me too, so we'll talk and everything seems to go well. but then out of nowhere he'll stop talking to me and get really anoyed when i try and say hi. then a few days later he'll talk to me again...i dont get it? why does he do that? any answers?

ummm well im not really sure whats goingon with your friend but they are probably going through a hard time that would cause a lot of stress b/c i do that all the time when i get stressed or pissed from my parents divorce and they just have no way to vent thier anger so they just release it whenever or however possible.

ITS NOT YOUR FAULT DONT TAKE IT SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

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wht do you do when you go to a school dance and your frined gets asked out but you dont. I just have a question because on the same night of the dance i see my ex-boyfriend slow dancing with this really mean girl lets call her marissa and he deserves so much better.I still have huge feeling for my ex and i just felt so depressed after that. i will rate a 5 for anyone who gives me good advice.,

well tell him what you just told me and that you arent trying to break them up or ruin he relationships its just that you care about him and you think he deserves better than what he is getting. also try to get to know the other side like talk to "marissa" i mean how do you know that she is all that bad i mean ppl sometimes get off an a bad start and the they will have a bad reputatin so just work both sides of the field b4 you make assumptions

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