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okay..so i'm wondering if i should tell this guy that i like him..just come right out & tell him i like it..well..not right out..but casually..i'm afraid though of what he might say..we're pretty good friends..&& yeah..it's complicated..i dno..help maybe please?

go for it. life is much too short. the world would run a whole lot smoother if people were just honest with each other. you can't decide the way you feel.

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How do you get clitorial stimulation? Where do you rub? also, what are some ways to get an orgasm quick by masturbating?

yknow that tiny nub? yeah that. watch porn and rub it rly fast. [:

i hope that um, helped

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Okay!!!
i'm sick of it!!
i mean... no offense BUT what's up with all these 14 and 15 year old girls thinking they are so old enough to have sex, like it's a casual thing.
I'm going to be 15 next week, and sex NEVER came in my mind to me, and I would never have it before i turned at least 20
yea... i know call me a holy person or crap... but seriously!! why are people doing it SO young...
They are still kids
I was reading all these questions about sex... and they are from like 14 and 15 year olds
THAT'S RIDICULOUS
i'm not trying to lecture or anything now here's my serious question....

I am getting to know guys now, and gonna be dating them....... now i'm kind of afraid that they'll all want sex and pressure me into it..
I'm not like that... i'm saving it
And the one thing i'm worried about is that if i don't give it... he'll take it from me

I mean, i don't care if i have to break up or lose them just bc they want sex... i just don't want to be taken advantaged of... y'know?

Help?

Thx for reading.... sorry it's sooo long

i think most people end up losing their virginity so early just because it's socially acceptable. there are a few cases where two kids our age can be in love, though. i mean, i believe it. i guess it just depends on what you think love is.

and not all guys just want sex. a lot of guys are okay and all they want out of the relationship is to feel wanted and loved, which you can have without having sex. people who don't realize this are completely ridiculous.

just don't date complete dicks with really horrible reputations. i mean, reputations aren't everything or anything, but i mean, they aren't just nothing.

hm, i hope that helped a little bit.
good luck [:

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if i made a dildo out of clay(im underage, crafty and horny), so if i made one out of clay would that be safe to use?

so um, you're my hero. [:
but don't do it.
there's much better ways to masturbate.
why don't you just get like, a cucumber er something such as?

oh! er maybe you should fill a condom up with clay and hang it somewhere so that it will dry completely like, smooth and stuff.

eh, no, go with a fruit or something.

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13/f.Recently, I've been classified as a prep. Nothing else just a prep.And to tell you the truth, I don't like it. I like to watch Anime, I love flippy hair, I don't know. That's not prep at all. I tried talking to my friend's about it, and they think it's a sign of becoming emo. And I have absolutly no problem with that, but I'm afraid it might change my relationship's with alot of people. But then I suppose they're not your true friends, correct? Also, this has become to be a bit of a problem because since they guy I like is in fact emo, my friend's think that he's changing me. But it's not him changing me. I'm changing myself. I'm not doing it on purpose, my tastes are just changing. My 8th grade school year is more than likely going to turn out a peice of crap because I'm too busy trying to find my self in the middle of school work, boys, friends, and my family.

Is there any advice you have that might solve my problem? I'm so stuck and I've been crying alot lately because I'm so worried. Is something wrong with me or what?

Anything's greatly appreciated, seriously.
Thank you so much in advance♥

you should live as much as possible while you're still in middle school and not be so caught up in labels. kids in middle school seem extremely naive when you compare them to stupid high school kids. in my humble opinion high school kids seem to have grown up too much and are intimidating, but that's probably just me.

if i could go back and do it over again, i'd get most of my firsts over with in middle school, but this is probably horrible advice.

but um, labels aren't nearly as big of a deal as you're making them. it isn't about finding yourself, it's about living and just becoming more and more like yourself. yknow what i'm saying?

have fun and good luck

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How do you perform a handjob?
Thanks in advance.
(:

Grip it like you would imagine him gripping his dick if he had to rub one out real quick in the men's room at Bloomingdale's. Your forefinger and thumb should be perpetually massaging both the head and the shaft in a "milking" motion. If he is not "responding" then ask him if you should do it tighter or looser to heighten his pleasure.

Make sure you "TALK" to him while you're doing it - what I mean by that is TALK DIRTY! Don't ASK stupid questions like, "Are you gonna come…are you ready to come?" Just talk - just start saying nasty stuff like, "When we get home I am gonna stick this pole in my mouth and then stick the wet tip between my pussy lips".

If you talk dirty to a guy when you are gripping his totem pole you will speed up the BLAST OFF. Bring a Kleenex or Bev-Nap because when the SPLASH comes out it will be a big one. Also remember that "fingernails" are a big no-no.



(:

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how do you give a hand job. like i know that you have to rub the penis but like, how?

Grip it like you would imagine him gripping his dick if he had to rub one out real quick in the men's room at Bloomingdale's. Your forefinger and thumb should be perpetually massaging both the head and the shaft in a "milking" motion. If he is not "responding" then ask him if you should do it tighter or looser to heighten his pleasure.

Make sure you "TALK" to him while you're doing it - what I mean by that is TALK DIRTY! Don't ASK stupid questions like, "Are you gonna come…are you ready to come?" Just talk - just start saying nasty stuff like, "When we get home I am gonna stick this pole in my mouth and then stick the wet tip between my pussy lips".

If you talk dirty to a guy when you are gripping his totem pole you will speed up the BLAST OFF. Bring a Kleenex or Bev-Nap because when the SPLASH comes out it will be a big one. Also remember that "fingernails" are a big no-no.



(:

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how do you finger somebody?

start off by rubbing the clit in slow circular motions while occasionally sneaking a finger in the hole until she gets good and wet. then when she's moist, pay more attention to fingering the hole itself. first with one finger, and then eventually when she's gushing, start ramming her with two fingers or sometimes three (depending on how loose she is). but still come out from time time to massage her clit as it's very sensitive at this point.

lol (:

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I recently got pregnant from having sex with some guy I met at a bar one night. I know. It was wrong of me, and I feel terrible. I am debating whether or not I should get an abortion. I know that this guy won't ever even consider being a father, and I don't know if I can handle a baby on my own. I've heard so many stories of single mothers going crazy. I don't know what to do! I'm so torn up inside!
Does anyone have any advice they are willing to give to me to help me make the right decision.

Thanks so much to you all.

in my humble opinion, you should get an abortion. you have a lot going for you and a baby could completely mess it up.

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I was wondering if anyone can name me some, punk/rock/emo type love songs. PLEASE and thank you!

punk rock princess by something corporate

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i get sleepier after drinking coffee. it doesnt help at all. whyyy

UNICORN answered Saturday June 30 2007, 6:42 pm:
you might have add. caffeine has the opposite effect on people with add. i hope that helped some. (:

can you elaborate on that? ^ how do you know this?

because whenever kids have attentionn deficit disorder, they give them ritalin or aderol, which are basically caffeine pills.

"100 mg of caffeine is roughly the same as 5 mg of Ritalin"
-http://209.85.165.104/search?q=cache:-0ng8Kb-XcYJ:www.oneaddplace.com/add-diet.php+attention+deficit+disorder+caffeine+reaction&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us

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i get sleepier after drinking coffee. it doesnt help at all. whyyy

you might have add. caffeine has the opposite effect on people with add. i hope that helped some. (:

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how do i become more witty? more funny?

for witty, you might want to read amazing books where the characters are witty and use some of their dialect, or perhaps, hang out with a few witty people and it might rub off a little.

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I have no morals! None! Like you know how you're supposed to stand for all these things - I dont! I really dont see whats wrong with cheating, stealing etc.. well I do, I understand that its wrong, I undertsand it would hurt 10000 people, but still - it kinda doesn't matter to me?! What do I do? Can you GET morals somehow? Cause as it is I'm doing VERYTHING including hacking, stealing, cheating, lying, and stalking to get the guy I want!

Please help?

just stop being so incredibly selfish and put yourself in other people's places. you shouldn't stalk, it's simply unhealthy. obsessions r unhealthy, yo.

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Does using lemon juice in your hair damage your hair.

my mom told me it dries out hair big time, maybe it's just the lemon juice she used or something, idk.

but i hear if you use it plus highlighting conditioner with it it makes your hair extremely shiny, and you can wear it like that, lathered in conditioner and all, to the beach and what not.

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every day im at home doing nothing and im sick of it.!!! first i have chores to do that my parents have me do and that sometimes only takes 15minutes. but like yesterday it took 2 hours but after that im usually on the computer or watching t.v sometimes i read a book but i dont want to do that all f*cking day!!!!! so wat are some suggestion i should do to stay entertained :)

go to a cafe with your friends, one with really good music and where you can people watch. i, personally, still think playgrounds are fun, but that might just be me. you could, watch the cooking channel and bake cookies and cakes and stuff. (:

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Hey my names Whitney.

Everyone on myspace has like cute display names

& I want one.

Any ideas with my name?

Whitney Walloonphobia!

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does the sugar free red bull taste that much different from the regular red bull? is it worth it or does it taste gross?

i, personally, think it tastes disgusting, if you like sweeteners like splenda then you probably won't think it's too horrible, however.

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I went to the beach yesterday and you could see some of my pube hairs sticking out of my bathing suit bottoms. GROSS! I want that hair gone (not the whole thing) and I'm afraid if I shave my bikini line I'll get red bumps and it will hurt. I heard Nair is worse. And waxing hurts!!! So what's the best way to get rid of the hair on my bikini line, shaving, Nair, or something else? (NOT WAXING IT.)

shave and use bikini zone. (:
shaving down there isn't all that horrible.

or if you do think it's horrible for some reason, you could always just get a bathing suit with boyshorts as bottoms.

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i have medium brown hair. its a little darker than medium, but its not extremely dark
anyways i heard using sun-in on darkish hair turns it orange
i dont need my hair to get blonde but i wanted it to be lighterr

It turns orange for some people, but not all. Lemon juice does work just as well though, because that's basically what sun in is.

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