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Handjob.


Question Posted Wednesday July 11 2007, 1:07 am

How do you perform a handjob?
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UNICORN answered Wednesday July 11 2007, 1:53 am:
Grip it like you would imagine him gripping his dick if he had to rub one out real quick in the men's room at Bloomingdale's. Your forefinger and thumb should be perpetually massaging both the head and the shaft in a "milking" motion. If he is not "responding" then ask him if you should do it tighter or looser to heighten his pleasure.

Make sure you "TALK" to him while you're doing it - what I mean by that is TALK DIRTY! Don't ASK stupid questions like, "Are you gonna come…are you ready to come?" Just talk - just start saying nasty stuff like, "When we get home I am gonna stick this pole in my mouth and then stick the wet tip between my pussy lips".

If you talk dirty to a guy when you are gripping his totem pole you will speed up the BLAST OFF. Bring a Kleenex or Bev-Nap because when the SPLASH comes out it will be a big one. Also remember that "fingernails" are a big no-no.



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orphans answered Wednesday July 11 2007, 1:48 am:
I'd go in detail myself but go here:

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They have many different techniques. =)

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