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how can you bruise yourself?


Question Posted Tuesday May 12 2015, 1:47 am

i want to bruise myself. how can i do it the best way?

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Crizma answered Thursday May 14 2015, 1:23 am:
Someone needs to knock some sense into ya, you can get a bruise that way.
I can help ya out, where do you live?

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Danicus answered Wednesday May 13 2015, 10:32 pm:
She wants to bruise herself so she can blame it on someone else. Let me guess, throw in some rape accusations while you're at it? You make me sick. Hope you get caught lying and face the consequences. False accusations could send someone to prison for a very long time, enduring unspeakable horrors, even die. Is that what you really want? To destroy someone's life like that? And over what? something dumb, no doubt. You are registered here. So there's the proof you were planning on intentionally hurting yourself to make it look like you got assaulted. You WILL get caught. Justice for all.

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avatarthird answered Tuesday May 12 2015, 10:37 pm:
If you want to bruise yourself, I'm pretty sure it's for something you think is right. I don't think anyone would hurt themselves unless they want to calm down or something.

You know deep inside you how to bruise yourself, so I assume you dont want to hurt yourself. If, in case, you dont know, then it's just a powerful blow and your done.

BUT if you dont want to hurt yourself, you can suck on a part of your body for, like, thirty minutes, then you'll get a good bruise.

PLEASE DONT SUE ME FOR TEACHING YOU HOW TO GET A BRUISE

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missundersmock answered Tuesday May 12 2015, 3:56 am:
I dont think anyone here is going to help you harm yourself.

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