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Why did my friend suddenly stop caring?
Last year, I fell and had a concussion. After I was released from the hospital, my best friend offered for my girlfriend and I to crash with him for a while, until I was 100% again. Due to the stress of my injury, he told my girlfriend and I to just sit back and relax for some time. He has cooked large and delicious meals for us since Day 1 and he encouraged us to "get lazy".
Well now its been about a year. I have recovered and we are still staying with him. My girlfriend and I have been sitting watching TV everyday while he has cooked on demand. We have both gained about 60 lbs and started wearing stretch pants and slippers around his house, which he thinks looks bad.
Anyway today, my girlfriend and I were sitting on the couch with our feet up, each holding a bucket of chili. He comes home, sees us, pushes my GF's slippers off the end table, tells us both we cant eat chili on the couch, and screams at us to get up. Then comes the abuse. He asks if the TV remote is under my belly. When we get up, he points out the impression left by my girlfriend's butt on the couch. He then kicks us out saying we've become a couple of gluttons that overstayed our welcome.
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To answer Mr. Wombat, this is trolling at it's finest! It starts out believable and gets more and more ridiculous as it goes on. This is not the first version of this story either! Not to worry, my plump little chili eating friends, my advice: KEEP CALM AND TROLL ON!
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Are you serious?
You did become a couple of gluttons and you both did overstay your welcome.
You both gained 60lbs and are lazy. It's not his fault the two of you are lazy. He was kind to you and you took it for granted.
You both are your own people. You both have a choice in what you do. You both chose to become lazy people.
Start taking responsibility for yourself and stop blaming other people for your problems.
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You are fucking with us.
He was kind to you, and you are now blaming him for making you get lazy. Bullshit.
If this question is true - and I struggle to believe that anyone who could string these sentences together is actually this stupid - then you are a couple of gluttons that overstayed their welcome. Hell, that's about the kindest thing a person could call you in this situation, assuming this situation is anything more than a weak attempt at short form fiction.
I don't know what is going on with you. Maybe some sort of feeder fetish? Maybe a perverse interest in slippers and stretch pants? Whatever it is, you aren't going to get people to take you seriously, even online, when you behave this way.
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This is trolling, right?
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