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What's the easiest and least painful way to commit suicide?
Don't try changing my mind, I want to die and I will.
Everyone hates me, I get bullied at school cos of how I look, what I like, my stupidity... pretty much anything about me. Even my family hate me. There's nothing to live for.
I just wanna know if there are any quick and painless ways to die, just so I don't have to die a horrible slow death cos I'm just a pussy...
If I get any lectures about how "life is precious", or "don't die, you'll be missed", or "suicide is selfish", I wil ignore them and if I don't find any quick and painless ways to kill myself, I guess I'll just have to stop being a pussy and die the hard way. I won't feel the pain when I'm dead anyway I guess...
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You say you get bullied for what you like. I'm just curious, what is it that you like that they are bullying you about? I always liked things no one else could understand either. I can't imagine anyone bullying you for being stupid. Yours is one of the most well written letters I've come across in a while! You can even spell!Shoot,that's something to live for if you ask me! Maybe you can even write. I wonder what would come out if you put all your pain into words on a page. If you try I would like to read it. I've just got a feeling about you, that you might be a writer like me. All great artists have a tormented soul!I'll bet you have a great talent that you don't even recognize yet!I'm gonna let you in on a little secret,it doesn't matter if the whole world hates you as long as you can love yourself then somebody loves you. Don't ever forget you ARE somebody!
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Why don't you keep this stuff to yourself if you don't want people to make you not do it. When someone says they're gonna kill them self it's usually a cry for help. Ok my sister has an illness where she tries committing suicide all the time it is hell to see someone go through that. You have a purpose to be in this world you may not know what it is yet but you will find out. Keep your head held high and don't let the bullshit knock you down. By killing yourself you are giving everyone the satisfaction that you let them get inside your head please don't kill yourself have hope life will get better.
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For all the various reason the others have given you will not get the answer you want from any of us. I will tell you that in all my years on a Rescue squad I have never seen a painless way to die.
Many of us have been bullied at one time or another. I will tell you something about bullies, they are the biggest baby's. I was at the fire station one morning at closing time for local bars; when we received a rescue call for a fight at one of the bars. After the cops restored order we were allowed in to patch up the injured. Lying on the floor was the former biggest bully in my high school with an open head wound. I choose to treat him. He screamed like a three year old as I cleaned and dressed his wound. I told him to suck it up. Now of course I had my choice of what to clean his wound with. The fact that I chose straight alcohol meant it must of burnt like crazy. Oh well paybacks or hell.
I know nice story but if I had done what you're thinking of doing I would not have been around to pay him back for all those kids he picked on in school including me. It was very satisfying having him in handcuffs screaming and crying.
Look I know you feel life is not worth living right now but it does get better. Before you do something stupid do us all a favor and call these hotlines. They can offer you help to keep on living.
The first one is the Kids-Help Phone. They specialize in helping kids with much of what you wrote about The hotline is open 24/7 staffed by trained volunteers. there number is 1-800-668-6868.
The other hot line is the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. Call 1-800-273-8255.No matter what problems you are dealing with, they want to help you find a reason to keep living. By calling 1-800-273-TALK (8255) you'll be connected to a skilled, trained counselor at a crisis center in your area, anytime 24/7.
Calls to either hotline are free and totally confidential.
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You don't say how old you are but I'd guess you're in your teens.
There is no quick and painless way to die. As a nurse working in an old people's home for many years, I've seen many deaths and none were as they're shown on TV.
Whichever method you try, there's always the possibility someone will find you before you've died, then you have all the pain of coming back to life and dealing with it.
My best advice would be if you're fed up with your life, change it.
Ignore the bullies and the idiots who mistreat you at school, all they know about you is that you react to what they say. So don't react. Nothing as annoying as being ignored!
Its your life, you can use it or lose it. Most of the people I've sat with as they've died wanted to carry on living.
Rather than taking and wasting your life, why not use it for someone else? Work for a good cause, raise money for the homeless, animals, battered babies, old people, whatever.
DO something for someone!
I know this isn't what you want to hear but I know you need to hear it. However bad it is, its the only chance you're going to get at living, so make the most of it. No-one else can do it for you.
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Hi there. Agree with Ninjaneer. Things will not always be the way they are now. You will not always feel the way you do now. You feel there are things you can't live with? Change them. You feel there are things you can't live without? Something or someone will fill the space if you let it. Maybe fill it better. You're in a mental 'rut'. What you're looking at now is the edge of your rut, NOT the horizon. Forget "don't die, you'll be missed". Think how much YOU will miss. You know, sometimes life goes through great spells where we can't do a thing wrong and we feel almost charmed. We'd like to keep those times forever, eh? But we can't. They pass. We can't keep the rough times forever either. They pass too. Trust me. "Many a gambler's turned about, who might have won if he'd stuck it out." Think about that. XX
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You're not going to get the answer you're looking for here. Both for personal ethical reasons and for legal reasons, we can't advise you on illegal activities, suicide included.
I'm not going to give you meaningless platitudes, but I'm also not going to tell you how to kill yourself. What I am going to say is that you should hold on, because things do get better.
I know that school seems like everything to you right now. Having been through it, I can easily say that things get better every year. The older I get, the less the things that happened in elementary and high school matter. I was bullied terribly, but I can't even muster up the tiniest bit of anger or resentment now. It seems hard to believe from where you are now, but the wounds you're dealing with now won't feel so deep later in life. The scars will fade, and you'll emerge from it a stronger person.
You talk about stupidity, but you want to commit the ultimate act of stupidity; cutting a promising life short for the sake of a few idiots. Why let them have the satisfaction? They're not worth it.
I know it's hard, but keep hanging on. It will get better eventually.
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No one is going to help you commit suicide here, and killing yourself is never "easy" or "painless" so thats out of the question.
you need to tell a counselor at your school, and see a doctor to get some depression medication. Its the school counselors JOB to take care of any issues students might be having, they see this kinda stuff all the time, so tell them how your feeling and they'll know what to do. say everything you just said to us on here to THEM.
If you were really gonna kill yourself you woulda just did it instead of coming on here and saying or asking anything at all.
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