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I caught my mom looking at porn!


Question Posted Wednesday November 18 2009, 12:46 am

So I went in the living room after school and my mom was looking at PORN on her laptop. I totally don't know what to do about this. She is old and I don't understand why she would want to see porn. I just feel really wierd and I can hardly look at her. Can you help me get past this?

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jgdesigner answered Thursday November 19 2009, 12:36 pm:
Do you mean old or older? She's probably in her 40's, right? That isn't old believe me! It just means you are still a puppy! What makes you think only kiddies are interested in sex? Do you think someone plugged her up after she birthed you? LOL! You children know absolutely nothing about what is really sexy until you've matured significantly. And that comes through experience. And experience comes through age. I worked at a nursing home where an 80 year old woman was giving blow jobs to the 80 year old guys. But so what? Why should you stop liking the opposite sex because you have a larger number of years behind you? That's stupid childish arrogance. Time for you to grow up!

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brie answered Thursday November 19 2009, 3:09 am:
yeah kinda funny, wait until your married and find out your mom gets more then you do! by the way, how did you get here? sick aint it. THERAPY THERAPY THERAPY

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christina answered Wednesday November 18 2009, 5:09 pm:
Just because someone is "old" doesn't mean that they can't look at porn. Sexuality, sensuality and a drive for passion doesn't go away just because you age. Your mother is human, and well above the legal age to look at porn.

She can do as she pleases. Just try to remember that like you, she's normal and has needs just like you do.

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karenR answered Wednesday November 18 2009, 7:46 am:
(Oh Gunner...I so enjoy your answers. Keep your head down and a belated happy veterans day to you.)

Does mom know you caught her looking at porn? If she does I'd bet she is feeling a little weird about it too.

As the others have said, your mom is human. Sex doesn't come to an end for a person, male OR female just because they get older. If anything, it improves with age. I know it is uncomfortable for you knowing that mom isn't above looking at porn. Its probably even a little creepy! But, she is human.

Your reaction is perfectly normal though. It will be easier to deal with given a little time.

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You_Got_Advice answered Wednesday November 18 2009, 1:48 am:
At some point your parents stop seeming like perfectly angelic role models. They are completely human, just like you. They were once a teenager. They once had their first kiss. They once were dumped by a boyfriend or girlfriend that they thought they loved.

Think of it biologically. Sex and being turned-on is a complete biological human need. Chemical synapses are released,telling your mother to satisfy a particular need. It's completely natural and completely harmless. While she should have satisfied it somewhere else, just remember that she is only human.

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hitler_the_goat answered Wednesday November 18 2009, 1:18 am:
she may be old, but she's still human. Older chicks are fucking stunt devils in bed anyways, so its not surprising... just look at it this way, if your mom wasn't such a dirty little girl, you might not exist. maybe you were conceived during some crazy ass roleplay session she had with your dad all those years ago.
or we could go with an "it could be worse" option...at least she's not trying to nail any of your friends.
-Gunner

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