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My friend wishes she had a Penis!


Question Posted Thursday August 24 2006, 7:35 pm

17/m alright this is about a friend of mine...who is a bit wierd i guess. you see, she moved into my town a while ago and automatically people wouldnt accept her (and now i am beginning to see why) buti accepted her. NOW all she talks about is what she would do if she had a penis. she was over my house one time and out of no where she said "if i had a penis i would stick a needle and uncooked pasta into the hole of it" SHE WAS NOT JOKING. she even asked me if she could see mine to stick sometihing in mine and I FREAKED. is she like a transvestite wanna-be???? i am so wierded out..i want to end our friendship...ugh...what do i do? Please Help!!

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Womet answered Saturday August 26 2006, 12:53 am:
My guess is she acts strange to get attention - in this case it seems obvious she wants attention from you, amigo!

My advice is - unless you think she's just too weird to handle - that you should help her understand she doesn't need to act like a freakazoid to be your friend. If you are negative toward her, it could catapult her farther into bizzaro world. So just casually ignore her antics and positively reinforce the cool traits that make her your friend.

(And remember, the great psychologist Sigmund Freud theorized that women are born with "penis envy". As in, they subconciously believe they were born with a penis but that it was somehow removed. Wild, eh!)

Good luck.

P.S. You might explain to her that, uh, it's not possible to stick things in there....

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caramella answered Friday August 25 2006, 12:53 pm:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!um ok!!I think you should tell her to stop talking like this because shes starting to freak you out.You really should tell her.Her sayinng this can actually affect her horomones and turn her into a guy,ive seen so many stories.Or if you just dont want to talk to her,dont.Dont answer her calls,dont open the door when its her and shell get the point.

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positivelyxme answered Friday August 25 2006, 11:02 am:
You're friends a weirdo, dump her NOW.

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proper_emma answered Friday August 25 2006, 7:36 am:
I think this is really weird, and i dont really know why she is talking like this to you! i think the best thing to do is to just avoid her if you no longer wish to be friends with her. Dont make it obvious, but if she gives you a call, dont chat for long ect Just be distant and im sure she will get bored of trying! Because you dont want to hurt her feelings by telling her you no longer want to be her friend! The only other thing i can suggest is to start hanging around with your other friends more! I hope this advice was some help!!

Love Emma XXXXX

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Exquisitechick answered Friday August 25 2006, 3:38 am:
ask her if you can see it

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cheburashka answered Friday August 25 2006, 2:40 am:
maybe she is, or maybe she just thinks it's funny to act like this. but i think it's more likely that she is just being silly. just tell her, look, i know you think it's funny, but i really really don't, can you please please stop saying things like this because it's weirding me out.

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