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I can't sleep because of my hormonal feelings. What am I supposed to do!? I really need to get my sleeping schedule on track again for school - any ideas?

Well I can't really help you much but I can tell you a way to 'relieve' your hormonal feelings- masturbate. Everyone does it, so it's not like you'd be the only one. For more info. go to google.com and type in masturbation.

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ok so i'm in a long distance relationship and he has not seen a pic of me but i wanted to wait cause i am a little overweight how can i loose some weight fast??? cause i really like him but i dont really think i'm pretty at all is it normal to feel this way is it just self conciousness?? how can i feel better about it??? please help me
what do i do??

okay first off the only reason why girls go out with guys they've NEVER met is because they're desperate and to me, you seem VERY desperate- end it now, there's no point in continuing it especially since you'll probably never get to see each other so there's no point.

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im probably not going to have sex for a VERY long time but im just curious - does it hurt?

yea haha it hurts- unless you masturbate because that stretches you out making it less painful.

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My boobs are a lot bigger than I'd like them to be. Is there any way I can make them look smaller? Thanks.

hmm .. surgery? you CAN NOT be serious .. don't come on this site asking for STUPID & USELESS advice .. how do I make my boobs smaller? you're a loser.

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17/m alright this is about a friend of mine...who is a bit wierd i guess. you see, she moved into my town a while ago and automatically people wouldnt accept her (and now i am beginning to see why) buti accepted her. NOW all she talks about is what she would do if she had a penis. she was over my house one time and out of no where she said "if i had a penis i would stick a needle and uncooked pasta into the hole of it" SHE WAS NOT JOKING. she even asked me if she could see mine to stick sometihing in mine and I FREAKED. is she like a transvestite wanna-be???? i am so wierded out..i want to end our friendship...ugh...what do i do? Please Help!!

You're friends a weirdo, dump her NOW.

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I had very long hair even past my boobs and I got it cut yesterday and now it ie! And how long will it grow in a month?s a little past my shoulders. I like it shorter, but I wish it could be just 2 inches longer! How long will it grow from yesterday (aug 23rd) to September 6th? My hair grows a little faster then the average person. And how long will it grow in a month?? Thank you..

Why do you need to know how long it will take to grow in a month, you're crazy. Just so you know people with long hair down to their boobs have gross nasty hair, so I say leave it as is.

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Have you ever tried trilling or rolling your tongue when you are doing the rr in Spanish?
A lot of people are able too, but not I.
In easy steps, can you tell me? I know it's a hard question, but I really need to learn this year because I'm taking Spanish 1 and I wanna learn for the future!

-PLEASE....any help can helP

Uhh it's kinda hard to explain figure it out, it's not that hard. I've been taking Spanish for four years and I picked it up the first day.

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Okay, so for school over the summer we had to read a book. This book is extremely boring and I lose interest in it fast. There is alot of big words and its like "how do i read this?" Well i start school tuesday. theres 319 pages and im on like page 140. I dont know if there anything to motivate me or help or what. But I dont know what to do!

Suck it up and read the damn book there's nothing we can tell you that's going to motivate you except school starts soon and you'll be in real deep shit if you don't read it.

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okay so i hate mi figure,
i have regular size boobs but i have big ribs well it looks like i do and i have almost no bum.
is there anything i can do to help gain a bum but not made mi stomach gain weight and also make my ribs look smaller?

surgery

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omg i need help with my les miserables notes.
does anyone know:

1) how light is used symbolically (like candles, candlesticksm halos, stars, sunlight, etc)

2) what is contrasted to nature? and associated with it?

3) and also according to the book: what is the human potential for goodness?
what causes problems for society?
how can people make the world a beter place for everyone?
what are our responsibilities to ourselves? our society?
what are societys responsibilities to its members?



i reallly need help.

uhh we're not here to do your school work, so ask one of your friends to help you.

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