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Faking Sick
Can anyone give me advice on how to fake sick? Thanks in advance. 13/f if that helps..
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Alrighty.... okay im gunna give you some good 1s...
~When you have dinner the night befor say your not hungray and you have a stumach ach...
~Then go up to your room and make up some fake tears and go downstairs and tell your mom you got sick
~Then you might want to go upstairs and lay down and in the middle of the night wake your parents up and tell them you got sick agian
~You shoudnt have to go to school
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~Say you have a soar throat and talk in a really high pitch raspy voice
~ Do the blowdrier thing and get a fever
~yiuy con sleep all day and wake up saying you feel like crap
Thats all i can think of!!
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Askme24
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whenever i fake sick if its to stay home from school i always pretend to be sick the night before too so its a little more beleiveable.
-make your voice sound raspy and sick
-hold your stomach like it hurts
-make your forhead hot somehow.
-Jess
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Haha. Excellent, oh the things you will learn on this site :]
One time, when I faked sick, I poured really concentrated cherry kool-aid down my throat [pour it into your mouth, not making contact with your tongue, or your mouth will turn red and give the whole thing away]. It makes your throat look red. Muhahaha :D
Change your eating habits slightly. If you were to fake a sore throat, say it hurts when you eat things with high acidity, like tomato sauce and orange juice. If you were to fake a stomach bug, don't eat much at all.
Stay up as late as possible the night before. It'll make you sluggish. Lack of sleep makes you a bit pale too.
Ask me a question if you want more tricks ;]
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A kid in my school once held his head under a blowdryer for 5 minutes and immediately took his temp. It actually made him have a fever!
Or you could blend up a bunch of food in a blender when someone isn't home and then hide it under your bed. In the middle of the night spread it out on the floor next to your bed and show it to your parents. If they don't buy it keep doing it again and again so they think you've been throwing up multiple times!
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I'm really good at this.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and tell your mom you threw up.
-Hold your stomach and say you have really bad cramps.
-Cough alot.
-Say you have a really bad headache.
-Make your self really hot by putting something on your forehead.
-Hold your stomach like you going to throw up.
-Make your voice sound like you have the flu or something like that.
-ACT LIKE YOU LOST YOUR VOICE
-Say your throat really hurts.
-Complain and say you have a tooth ache.
-Make yourself look pale.
-Make your eyes look puffy and act like you had no sleep the night before.
-Shivver and and in like 10 minites your really really hot.
Hope I helped =)
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+ Put a blow dryer to your head to make it hot
+ Try to look pale
+ Stay up late the night before to make your eyes baggy
+ Cough a lot
+ Make that sniffing noise alot
+ Put eye drops in your eyes to make them watery
+ Make yourself cry because your 'so sick'
Good Luck!
Ashley♥
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the perfect job for a makeup artist. get out your makeup kit, follow these directions (i did makeup for a play with a bunch of kids that were supposed to be ill)
eyelids- red (not REALLY red, just heavy-red)
under eyes- slightly dark, like you havent been sleeping.
face- clammy-looking, either pale or flushed, not both.
lips- pale and cracked. purse your lips and put concealer over them, blot with a tissue, relax.
furthermore, feet and hands should be cold, head should be hot if flushed, cold if pale. Dont overdo it, you're not trying to be linda blair.
HOWEVER, I reccomend you don't fake sick. Nothing good ever came out of it. If you're looking to get a day off school, wait for march break.
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♥ hahaha.
♥ that's cute.
♥ cough a lot.
♥ and make your forehead look like its sweating.
♥ stick your head by a heater or something to make it hott and feel like you have a temperature.
♥ change your voice a little bit too to make you song more sick.
♥ good luck. x3!
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