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Question Posted Thursday December 1 2005, 2:54 pm

My dog Uranus poops on the floor and I've tried everything to get him to stop. He won't pee on the floor, just poop. I even got one of those cages and made him sit with his poop for a few hours. If Uranus doesn't stop pooping in the house my parents will make me get rid of him! I don't want my parents to send him away because I know he'll get put to sleep. I love Uranus so much and I don't know what to do. I don't want Uranus to die, just to stop pooping on the floor. What can I do? Uranuses life is at stake! Please help!

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Chicken_flavored_eggs answered Sunday December 4 2005, 4:28 pm:
I think that you really don't have dog problems. I think that you are trying to be clever with word play. I am saying this because the advice that has already been given is sufficent to help you. The whole Uranus is pooping on the floor...hahaah. I get it.

I also believe that if you were really worried about your dog, you would not have used his name so many times and in the contexts you chose. It sounds to me as if you tried one to many times to put Uranus and poop in the same sentence.

"Uranuses life is at stake!"
"I don't want Uranus to die, just to stop pooping on the floor."
"I love Uranus so much and I don't know what to do."

--Uh huh.

And if your question is real...

That is what you get for naming your dog Uranus.

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gamerz1991 answered Sunday December 4 2005, 8:57 am:
best thing to do!?just go to petshop or pet doctor and talk about it .. !

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orphans answered Friday December 2 2005, 10:54 pm:
hahahaha.....i cant believe you named your dog that for one...and for two...its called talking your dog to dog lessons or whatever aka potty train your dog

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IgIvEnGeTaDvIcEtOo answered Friday December 2 2005, 8:27 pm:
omg sry but me n my friend started CRACKING up when we heard the name Ur anus haha wow FUNNY!!

ok well it might be the kind of dog food you have and try a new type and also take him outside more...i hope this is helpfull

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jealousyxo answered Friday December 2 2005, 8:03 pm:
cute name for the dog lol.You should go on google and look up dog trainers in your area.Your dog needs to be trained to get him to stop pooping on the floor.If your dogs a pup, then its normal for them to do that till its about 4 months into the dog living with you.

try these two sites i found:

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i hope i could help! and i hope everything works out with your dog.I would die if my parents took my dog away from me.I dont think your dog will die just because of pooping in the house,no one can be that mean.

♥ danielle

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AGEHA answered Friday December 2 2005, 6:23 pm:
Shoot the dog.

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