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HELP ME!
I discovered a dimensional rift under my bed sometime last year. It was never a problem until just recently it began to suck in my left socks I left on the floor. In exchange for them, it deposits lady bugs in my room. The bills for my black cotton footwear are starting to add up and I can no longer stand the sight of lady bugs. Do you have a solution to my perils? Is there a way to mend this?
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You could sell the lady bugs on ebay to earn money to replace the lost left socks. If you find a way to loan me the dimensional rift, I really need to use it in my grandfather's study because it has every tax bill since 1980 in it.
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Oh no!! Call Spiderman!! He'll eat the lil' ladybugs!! =op
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Go call Captain Magellospam of team Meat Lotion. He knows how to deal with all sorts of stuff like that. He'll probably come over with a "cacophony of sizzle crumpits" and throw in a vat of distilled monkey nuggets just for a thrill. That usually works....man, that guys a genious. Haha.
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call Miss Cleo and have her come over to your house. She and she alone holds the power to fix the dimensional rift.
If you can't get a hold of her due to jail time, catch the lady bugs and sell them. Many people use them to rid their gardens of aphids. With the money you make, you can buy new socks.
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the trick is to clear your room of socks apart from one, put a ladybug in it and put it near the rift, hopefully the ladybug being sucked in will make it disperse and thus ending your problem
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Oh dear, this happened to my friend last year, only is was located in her bookcase, and devoured her alpaca collection, and left armadillos instead. TO fix it, try covering it in purple daisies and playing an eleborate song with a fancy hat.
Or you could just start wearing all right, white socks.
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The only cure is to get out more. The rift is clearly caused by you being home too much. Staying home a lot will make things worse, and the rift bigger.
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The solution to your problem is quite easy. Stop leaving socks on the floor by your bed. Instead, leave recyclable items and clothing you have tired of wearing. This way, it will continue to be fed on a regualr basis and perhaps the rift won't grow any larger. If it continues to leave ladybugs in the place of these new items you start leaving, then place potted plants (preferably with flowers) on your windowsill, while leaving window up about 5 inches. The bugs will be attracted to the plants and then exit through the window. Ladybugs are helpful insects, as they eat unwanted garden pests such as aphids.
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Kid c'mon what if some lil kid read this and got scared of there bed... dont do that lol grow up and now if you are younger then 10 then you have a bit of excuse but i highly doubt that you are.. so grow up. But if you are talking fakely here now just simply dont leave your socks on the floor and the lady bugs.. kill em some kind of spray :) trix
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hey u need to fuck off and grow up and leave space on this site for people who really have somethin they wanna know
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