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I'm having a headache...
What can I do about those annoying idiots online who never bother to spell anything right? (a.k.a. newbies). They're really annoying! Everytime I run into one online I just want to stab a fork into an electrical socket... It tingles, but then you die. Can anyone help?
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I find it helps if you give them the fork and instruct them to insert it into the electrical socket. Usually they are dumb enough to try it. Plus the blue static sparks? Pretty! When that gets boring I suggest a toaster or hair dryer and a bathtub of water for your victims.
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I feel your pain. Chatspeak burns my eyes. My Advice: Take and ax and chop the computer into pieces. Then burn it and eat it. That is all.
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why don't you just start doing it too? It also used to bugg me, and then I started to do it too. now it doesn't bugg me at all. at first, youu do a little here and there, and then you start to do it constantly.
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i dunno...maybe u can stop goin on dose net chat bordez so u dont have ta c dem nemore. u can alsoo stop goin on da net all 2gether so u dont have ta see it nemore at all... r u 1 of dose freaky elglish teachers? cuz u act like 1. & y do u wanta kill "newbiez?" im not a newbie. ive been on da net 4 many many many yrs.
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i dunno y it bovaz u so much! its quiker dan ritin da hole word - it savez time dunit? + WE AINT AS U SAY 'NEWBIES' U SHOLD JST GT OVA IT- IT AINT A BIG DEAL + ERY1 ELSE SEEMZ 2 COPE!
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Please, don't stab a fork into an electrical socket. Not a good idea. Maybe you could jab a fork into some mashed potato instead?
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It's really not that annoying :-/ or maybe i'm just used to talk to my rl friends online...
whatever it is...it doesn't bother me...but CAPs are something else...they give me headaches...
i can't help you...ignore them if you can, or inspire them to write properly?
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probably can't help you there...the world is full of crazy people who don't feel like typing out whatever it is they want to say. just learn to build up tolerance, and if they're really REALLY stupid, then you have my permission to stab a fork into THEM.
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I ahev the exact same problem, except I get the urge to sitck and electrically charged fork into THEIR eyes. Ah well, to each his own, n'est ce pas? Anyway, there are several solutions, ranging from the very drastic send them a virus to just ignoring them. This does not work, as they insist on sending several messages of "whr r u?" "did u leave", "y dont u say anything?". At some point you'd think they'd learn, like a chimpanzee, but they aren't as smart as a chimp. Luckily, instant messaging sevrices allow you to block people, AIM does this nicely, or the fun ICQ way where they cannot talk to you without authorization. I love that. AIM I believe also has "warning". Click that. It's fun. But really, you're doomed. My girlfriend won't abide by the proper rules of grammar. And all the people I help in my column probably couldn't pass a simple spelling test. "You're" mean "you are", "your" means "your"!!!! So, you just need to learn to deal with it, often with cursing and "Caps Lock". * can be substituted for those who feel certain words "wrong". **** *** I say to you. I just wasted your time, didn't I
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