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TELL ME HOW TO BE A K3W1 PUNKZ0R!!!!!11111


Question Posted Monday December 15 2003, 10:03 pm

Hey everyone, i'm so tired of being a prep and since being a punk is popular now, i think i'll go steal a chunk off of someone else's culture!

And can anyone tell me how to make my boobs look like Pamela Anderson's? Thanks so much, everyone! It means a lot to me!


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Additional info, added Wednesday December 31 2003, 11:39 pm:
**NEWSFLASH** This was a joke! Only one person caught on, it's really kind of sad. :( Oh well, the way questions have been asked have been like this lately, so I guess, who can blame people? Although, I thought the fact that I could actually spell might tip people off. Oh well..

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snarfism answered Tuesday January 13 2004, 9:13 pm:
How to be punk:

-Spike your hair. Even if its down past your butt, spike it. All of it. Time is not an issue here.
-Claim yourself to be Sid Vicious, Kid Vicious, or even Baby Vicious.
-Don't shower. Bad stench=very good.
-Cover everything you own in sharpies, stickers, duct tape, saftey pins, plaid, and safety pins.
-Wear very tight pants.
-Smoke.
-Get drunk at least every night.
-Have lots of sex.
-Beat up everyone that gets in your way.
-Call everyone posers.
-Worship the Sex Pistols.
-Attend lots of concerts.
-Wear only black. Every so often wear red. But only a little bit paired with black.
-Wear sweatshirts and leather boots in the summer.
-No glasses! Even if you are blink, you can NOT be seen with any glasses on your face!
-Don't wear a lot of makeup. Black eyeliner a must. Red eyeshadow okay. Black lipstick on guys.
-Pierce everything.
-Live at Hot Topic.
-Yell at the emo kids.

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luckiedice3817 answered Saturday January 3 2004, 9:30 pm:
your a loser. go back to your preppie house *cough mansion* where all your wishes and desires are met. you dont know the half of being punk. *thank you for your time*~luckiedice~

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Deanimal answered Sunday December 21 2003, 12:32 am:
Boobs? I dunno, get bigger ones. Punk? Get a life. Not that there's anything being wrong with being punk, but being punk because you "feel like it" is a mistake. It's a way of life, not a fashion statement. Labels suck.

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Trueflight answered Wednesday December 17 2003, 4:51 pm:
Haha... nice. XD

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chaos answered Wednesday December 17 2003, 11:21 am:
How about being yourself. That would be original maybe? Pamela Anderson is not a good role model. She married/dates men who abuse her, and she has a horrible disease called hepatitis.

If you want to do something fun, go to the thrift store. It will give you many ideas at a low cost,and the money will help someone else. And if you grow tired of it, you can donate it back.
Or if you want some cultural uplifting, visit the library or see some different things like Middle Eastern Dance or Latino music. There is so much in the world to borrow from other than those in your immediate vision.

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MFS answered Tuesday December 16 2003, 9:32 pm:
please die

thanks

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musicismyworld answered Tuesday December 16 2003, 8:27 pm:
all i can tell u is to b yourself i mean and as for it being popular being punk is being yourself if u start being a certain way because someone else is then oyur not u and thats not cool trust me the best way to be different is 2 be u and as for the boobs thing stuff your bra or buy water or padded bras

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ScaperJess answered Tuesday December 16 2003, 8:20 pm:
how about making your own style... if you just go steal something else thats not really you because it's popular your taking away from the people that really feel like the "punk" style is them... make your own tracks... be the next big thing...

or...

how to be a "punkzor"...
step 1: get stupid
step 2: good job
step 3: umm... copy what that other person is doing or something...

as for the boobs its caled boob job and just so you know big busted women everywhere wish there's were a lot smaller... there not as great as you think be happy with what you have...

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OneMan answered Tuesday December 16 2003, 6:44 pm:
Sure. 5,000 dollars US and a board-certified plastic surgeon. NEXT!

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blair_the_black_iris answered Tuesday December 16 2003, 6:41 am:
push ups?????? (bras that is)

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shay*shay answered Monday December 15 2003, 10:32 pm:
lol! Pamela anderson! Why would you want to do that? Well try the clasic stuffing the bra. Or they sell these fake breasts at stores. And I dont think you should change yourself because everyone else is doing it. But if thats what you really want try some cool black belts and black pants to get the feeling of it.
-shay :-)

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xDarkorchid answered Monday December 15 2003, 10:06 pm:
First of all there isnt such a thing as a "prep" or "punk" you be what you want to be.everyone has their own style there is no real way to br a "prep" or "punk" and second of all to get boobs like pamela anderson you would have to undergo alot of surgery..and i dont think you really want them..except yourself for who you are. dont go trying to change urself to look like someone your not

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