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unrated movies?


Posted Thursday November 16 2006, 1:57 pm

Okay, so there`s this movie showing called "Gravedancers" and its unrated.

can someone tell me if they`ll let minors in, or do you need an adult to see the movie? thanks<3

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What does this mean?


Posted Thursday November 16 2006, 12:35 pm

I mailed out a box/pagae 2 weeks ago. Been tracking it and it says this. what does this mean though?


Label/Receipt Number: 0306 1070 0002 9365 5113
Status: Delivered

Your item was delivered at 7:50 AM on November 13, 2006 in BURBANK, CA 91510.


Wird because I sent it to a 91523 zip code and it says 91510.

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freshman somophore


Posted Thursday November 16 2006, 4:42 am

this might sound dumb but im not from the US so dont know what a freshman or somophore is...can anyone help me out!!?? do you have any other names also?

many thanks

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Staying awake!


Posted Thursday November 16 2006, 1:56 am

I underestimated the amount of time it would take for me to cover ten chapters so my only option right now, aside from failing the midterm, is to pull an all-nigher! However, I can't seem to stop falling asleep at periods of time...

I need something that will keep me awake!

Energy drinks won't work. Caffeine has the opposite effect on me.

Any suggestions?

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eBay


Posted Wednesday November 15 2006, 8:43 pm

So, I've bought items off eBay, but I'm thinking of selling stuff off of it too. How does that work? What do you have to do to sell something/send it to the person/recieve their payment?

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Phobia


Posted Wednesday November 15 2006, 8:19 pm

How can I get rid of my phobia?
One that is so bad that I have panic attacks and pass out if it's even mentioned....
:-(

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phone ringtones


Posted Wednesday November 15 2006, 8:16 pm

I have sort of an old phone. i can record things on it like my friends acting like freaks. but, i was wondering if there was any way i could record a song like this and then apply it as my ring tone. thanks a bunch
&hearts eLliS

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Birds


Posted Wednesday November 15 2006, 7:54 pm

I went to a beach and I saw some birds out in the ocean. They were into a big group, on their side with a wing up. Why were they doing that? I had lunch and when I came back out, they didnt move! When a new bird came by .. he got into a smaller group of birds and just floated there.

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What does this mean?


Posted Wednesday November 15 2006, 6:40 pm

What does "Arrival At The Unit" mean in terms to shipping a package and tracking it via USPS? Thanks.

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can u look it up?


Posted Wednesday November 15 2006, 6:04 pm

can sum one look the number up for play boy? i now it starts with an 8. the reason why is cause a boy used my phone on the bus and it started with a 8 and he said it was play boy. i deleted it. i just want to know. i don't want it to show up on my phone bill.

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Bored April fool


Posted Wednesday November 15 2006, 5:49 pm

I lost all of the favourites on my computer the other month, I had the most hilarious link which I got from www.bored.com. It was an online prank (called optical illusion) where you are asked to look at the star in the centre of the page, then keep putting your face closer, and all of a sudden while waiting for something to happen a picture of a bum comes onto the screen and it says happy april fools! Can anyone tell me where I can find it or the name of the site coz I'd really like to send it to some friends, they'd think it was so funny. Thanks in advance...

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Skinny minnie...


Posted Wednesday November 15 2006, 5:35 pm

Hey all! I try to wear nice clothes, but I always feel like a two-by four dressed up like a person. I have no shape whatsoever. It's not like I'm anorexic or anything, I'm just skinny. Its not an option to go out and buy a lot of expensive clothes right now... how can I look a little more shapely without going broke?

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letter to canada


Posted Wednesday November 15 2006, 4:53 pm

hey! does anyone know if you need a special stamp to mail to canada?? thanks!

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I look like a Boy! AH!


Posted Wednesday November 15 2006, 3:47 pm

I'm a 19 year old girl who looks like a boy! People always think I'm a boy or end up confused and ask if i'm a boy or a girl. But I also look like a 14 year old boy, so I don't even look my age. Everyone thinks i'm cute, so i'm not an ugly looking boy.. lol! But it's getting annoying already...
And it's not like i'm a dirty sports playing tomboy. And I like MEN! But lesbians think i'm cute.
I hate hate hate makeup so is there anyother way to change this?

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Christmas presents.


Posted Wednesday November 15 2006, 10:42 am

Ok, so I have 44$ to buy 4 people gifts. And I already know what I am going to get my sister, my grandmother, and my mother, and it leaves over rough 19$ for my dad. And I have no clue what to get him. And I want to get him more than one thing. I know that I want to get him a Def Leppard shirt. Which I can get for around 10$ dollars at walmart, and that leaves over 9$ to buy him something. Any clue to what else I can get him?

My dad's interest are only really in cars. He works on cars. And I don't want to get him tools...because I've gotten him that every year.

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This basically sucks


Posted Wednesday November 15 2006, 2:14 am

So, I can't find a good job. My bike got stolen. I basically ruined my best friendship, and my life's going to hell. I think it would do me good to get out of town for a while. I need to get away from things, mostly. I'm thinking I'll just go to a nearby city, like 30ish miles away. I think what I'm going to do is go to St George (the 30 miles away city) the day after thanksgiving, come back for my dad's birthday (the 6th), and then come home around the 15th. While I'm living there I'll get a feel for the real estate, the jobs available, and the city in general. Do you think this is a good idea, or a waste of money? If hotel fees get to be too much, I can always camp, no big deal. I'm 18, btw.

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question


Posted Tuesday November 14 2006, 8:37 pm

how do you delete questions from yer advice column

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Home supervision


Posted Tuesday November 14 2006, 8:36 pm

I'm on something like house arrest and I just need some ideas of things I can do home alone. More like things I can do home alone when video games, tv, computer, and the phone get boring. Any ideas would be really appreciated. Thanks.

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11;11


Posted Tuesday November 14 2006, 6:54 pm

whats the deal with 11:11?
I dont get it?
Someone please inform me?

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ass fat


Posted Tuesday November 14 2006, 6:34 pm

Okay well under my ass is like a little bit or fat like under each cheek i know this sounds weird but how i can get rid of it ?! ive been doing squats and exercising but HOW can i get rid of it?! also my ass cheeks are like a littl wrinkly, but im not FAT and it looks like stretch marks .. can i get rid of this with cocoa butter? or what how can i get rid of the marks ?!!
thank-you<3

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