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font name


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 11:24 pm

under approved public styles where it says YOUR SPACE ; does anyone know the font of that font and size? because i really wanna use it on aim. thanks

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fake ?


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 11:11 pm

fake lip rings? is there such a thing? where can i gt one? besides online? i dont want my mom to know. SHE'D FLIP

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the movie when a stranger calls


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 10:48 pm

I've seen the movie twice now. But I'm really curious at the end of the movie when she sees the killer who is he? is it her father? thanks if you can help.

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Burned


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 8:20 pm

I burned myself on one of those mini-ovens while heating up some pizza. It hurt a lot at first, but went away after a few seconds. Now (about 1 and a half hours later), it's sort of throbbing and hurts. Any advice?

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whats a.....?


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 8:01 pm

What's a cunt?

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Verizon Texting involving parent problems... :/


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 7:21 pm

- I do not have texting on my verizon phone.
- I heard that verizon-to-verizon texts were free...
- I recntly found out that is not true if you don't buy a certain plan.
- My father pays for my phone bill, and he will FREAK out when he gets it for this month.
- I am VERY worried though. My parents are strict, & I mean VERY strict. & I have been texting this boy.

My questions are the following:
1. Can my dad read what I have sent?
2. If so, is there any way of me changing that?
3. Does it show who I've been texting or just the number?
4. How can I block any incoming or outgoing texting; I guess take it off my phone?

PLEASE HELP. Thanks

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Burn a DVD


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 7:07 pm

How do u burn a DVD that is right protcected?

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iPOD help !


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 6:59 pm

I have an iPOD nano with 4gb. How do you put pictures on an iPOD nano?

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Pronunciation


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 6:30 pm

I have a very random question to ask everyone. When you read the word advicenators in your head (or speak it out loud) how do you pronounce it? I pronounce it advice-in-ate-ors. I've been apart of this site almost 3 years and never new if that's how it's actually said. It probably is, but for anyone who pronounces it differently, how do you say it? I know it's probably one of the oddest questions you've seen on the site, but at least I'm not asking if I'm ready for sex although I've only been dating the guy for two days or something equally annoying and somewhat common. =D Thanks in advance for answers!
-- S_C --

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I Don't know what category for this question. Splits.


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 4:20 pm

Okay I've seen a couple recent questions on splits but I have one more thing I need to know. My splits are about 5 inches on my right leg and probably 7 on my left leg from the ground. If I stretch everyday how long could it take to get my splits? I need them by approx late April/early May for my studio's show. Is it possible? Okay thanks!

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dating?


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 4:00 pm

Are stephen colletti and Hayden Panettiere (sp?) dating? I saw him kiss her last night on the New Years Eve special on MTV (Im so jealous. Ha.) And I was just wondering, if theyre officially a couple.

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Strangee.


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 3:27 pm

I'm 13, And I have my myspace there isnt much on it, but I moved away and I like to stay in contact with alot of my old friends.
Well I recently talking a boy who is the brother of one of my new friends.. We will call him Chris. Chris is 18. And he starting getting over flirty with me on AIM so I asked him if he remember my ageand he told me he did then said he had to go. I completly ignored his 'flirts' towards me. Then he started talking to me over myspace and flirted even more.. and i told him I'm to young for him & he's to old for me. I mean he's almost the same age as my older.. thats sick. And he responded to me saying that he believes I enjoy when he flirts with me, and im to "sexy" to not flirt with. I told him ...

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sony mp3


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 2:53 pm

my sony E-series( Lm45.70 inc.VAT)mp3 player says "no database" how can i fix it?and where?

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Drawn


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 11:21 am

QUESTION ONE: If someone says to you that you look drawn (tired, haggard, etc) for example on Saturday, August 25th (your first day of your vacation) and then a week later they tell you you no longer look drawn (tired, haggard, etc), but you now look good because it was at the end of your vacation would you accept the fact that they no longer think you look drawn (tired, haggard, etc) or would you still think about what they said to you a week ago that you look drawn (tired, haggard, etc)

QUESTION 2: Isnt it true that if someone is thin and they look drawn (tird, haggard,gaunt) they willlook even thinner?

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sending a letter


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 2:54 am

i met this guy through a chat room. i've talked to him for a little over a year and got attached to him a lot and he's basically my only support. don't lecture me on that. well after he went to culinary school got a job and a gf, he doesnt have time to get on anymore. i sent him a letter previously --once and i still have his address. i talked to him a few days ago and he said something that really hurt me but he doesn't know that he did. but anywhos i really want to stay in touch with him since i wasnt able to talk to him for 6months...i want to send him a letter but idk if he's still at culinary school or home for break but i want to send him a letter just saying hi and just about stuff but i don't want to seem stalkerish or have his mom ...

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this girl that i hate


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 2:38 am

Okay, long story short. This girl Jenny, I hate we have a horrible history of friendship. Well we were pretty clsoe at the end of 7th grade. Before that a girl named Kelly and I were really good friends since 6th grade. At the beginning of the 7th grade I was really bithcy and told her to lets break the friendship and Kelly was really hurt by that and I still regret it. Mainly it was because of our stupidity and my rashg actions. Also Jenny made it hard for me to be friends with Kelly knowing that she always talked bad about her saying she was a poser an annoying and etc. So now we're in 9th grade and Kelly and I are still friends but not good ones. Well Jenny has no one to sit with at lunch and picked KElly to be her "friend" But...

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Flirting or Friendly?


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 2:23 am

How do you know when guys are flirting or jsut being their friendly self with you? Like what things to guys are just being friendly and what actions are flirting to them...usually. Not based on individuals but as the whole gender. I'm a 9th grade girl and these guys taht I like are really confusing me. one in 9th, one in 10th and one in 11th...haha any clue?

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Dreams


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 2:22 am

Okay, I've been having several weird dreams. Two was with my crush in them...he's in 11th, I'm in 9th. And each dream he kept on flirting with me by hugging me, holding me, putting his arms around me and locking his fingers with me. Another dream was with my former crush...he's in 9th grade also. I liked him like woah for 3years and now i just gave up and love him like a brother. But anywhos he was in another dream and at the end he turned into my bff who is GAY. So erm yeah, a little confused about that. And I swear I ate nothing suspicious on the days I had those dreasm but erm yeah..any clue what any of those might mean? Thanks

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?


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 2:11 am

on the front/side of my neck kinda towards the bottom it feels like its kinda bein strained [its been like this for about 2 days] and it feels as if theres a little ball there, which is sore to the touch. my boyfriend said its probably swolen lymph nodes (sp?) and if its not gone in like a week i should go to the doctor. any other input on what it could be?

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is it supposed to be


Posted Monday January 1 2007, 1:56 am

I wasnt sure where to post this can your period color be black ever it jsut seem weird

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