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high heels


Posted Saturday February 3 2007, 11:03 am

Please can someone help me on wearing and getting used to high heels? For one thing I can't find any of my taste, I'm very off balanced on them and fall, and my feet doesn't seem to fit on any because they're either too big or small and my feet are like ugly and like a square shape. I have to get used to wearing shoes with heels cuz all I wear are flats so people will make fun of me that I can't wear anything!

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party music


Posted Saturday February 3 2007, 10:24 am

im going to a party tonite and i was asked to bring music.
i need really good upbeat dancing songs.
as many as possible.
thanks a ton!

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why are goth/emo kids so queer?


Posted Saturday February 3 2007, 10:11 am

Ok, why do those type of kids, act like they HATE getting judged, & they HATE when people are mean to them because they dont even know them? & why do they put people down [like preppy kids..or just kids who like abercrombie] & then get all mad if you do something like that to them?

like, one. i don't know really any people that much that are mean to goth kids or whatever.

but those goth/emo kids, seem like they do it constantly to preppier kids.

why is thaT?
whats their problem? its bugging me.
i never did or said anything to them, for them to be mean to me.

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what episode is this quote from?


Posted Saturday February 3 2007, 9:46 am

Stan: Holy crap. Wendy wants to meet me at Stark's pond after school today.
Klye: Wow. Maybe you can kiss her.
Cartman: Or slip her the tongue.
Kenny: [Mumbling]
Stan: What? How do you know she has a cat?
[Kenny laughs.]


from the show south park.

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Shmuck


Posted Saturday February 3 2007, 9:05 am

My mom told me that the word 'shmuck' is bad. Could anyone tell me what it means? I looked it up.. and all it had was 'slang.'

Thank you!

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uTorrents


Posted Saturday February 3 2007, 7:35 am

i dont get uTorrent.. it loaded to 100%, and i clicked start and forced start and nothing happened.. what do i do???

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Carmen Jones (Dorothy Dandridge)


Posted Saturday February 3 2007, 7:20 am

has anyone seen a movie called Carmen Jones? In my social studies class I have to make a stamp on this lady called Dorothy Dandridge, for black history month. I have no idea what to do for the stamp, so please give me ideas. But like she was famous because she was the first African American to be nominated for the Academy Award in the Best Actress category and the third African American to receive a nomination in any category overall (after Hattie McDaniel and Ethel Waters). And she was nominated for her movie called Carmen Jones.. would it be okay if I watched the film? I'm 13 years old, and Im not sure if it will be like.. not for my age. Or, just give me a review on the movie, and like important things involving Dorothy's character in th...

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SOUTH PARKK!


Posted Saturday February 3 2007, 6:51 am

http://www.southparkstudios.com/downloads/display_image.php?img=http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/403/kennys_bro_403.gif&img_name=The%20boys%20sit%20and%20watch%20the%20Circus
what episode of south park is the picture on this page from? its like.. a circus or something. thankyou! also whats the episode where stan and wendy first get together? and the episode where like wendy thinks she likes cartman or something. lastly, do you know if they'll be showing the south park movie on tv anytime soon? THANKYOUUU! :] (and Kyle is soo cute!)

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Future Advertising Career Question(s)


Posted Saturday February 3 2007, 1:15 am

15/f

Hello, recently I discovered the most suitable career area for myself is advertising and marketing. I seem to have all of the qualifications (up to this point), personality traits and interests to perfectly fit me into this career.

By the time I have graduated from high school (I am a grade ten now) and college/university nearly 10 years will have past. Right NOW, I have some great ideas for the marketing of fruits and vegetables in Canada.

My question is, is it likely that a healthy lifestyle will still be promoted in that time?

For almost 7 years (I was extremely young to be thinking of such things) I have been monitering the growth of the 'healthy lifestyle' and noticing c...

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I know already taht I am jealous


Posted Friday February 2 2007, 11:52 pm

Everytime i talk to this boy online I start crying a little. He used to love me very much but then he started playing girls and stuff and then finally found one and has gone out with her ever since. She lives on the other side of the world. They aren't even a good couple, and they only talk about once a week. I talk to this boy every day about, and we have a better relationship. I already know I'm jealous about this girl.

He said he could dump her but he thinks its too cold hearted. I know its hard to dump people and I'm not forcing him but he talks about her alot and I tell him and he ALWAYS promises not to talk about her but he still does. I dont even know what he sees in her--once I talked to her and she was downright rud...

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party


Posted Friday February 2 2007, 11:31 pm

im having my 14th birthday party on february 10th, and it going to be at my grandmas house because my mom dosnt trust 25 people in my house because my last party got to out of hand. I having in my grandmas basement because its hugee down there, but there ones probably, theres absolutly nothing down there except a drum set. I'm so afraid were going to have nothing to do, my mom said we could hook a tv up down there and watch a movie, so i was going to play that, and then that night were gunna play man hunt be in between i have no idea what do to. Do any of you have any ideas on what to do. There going to be 13, 14 and 15 year olds, pleasee helppp<33

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sports hair tie things


Posted Friday February 2 2007, 10:43 pm

where can you buy those sports hair ties / headbands?

they come in like a roll i think and there are a BUNCH of different colors. they're kinda mesh and wide but they roll up thin and you tie them?


does anyone know what im talking about?

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grimey


Posted Friday February 2 2007, 10:07 pm

what exactly does grimey mean?? like someone will say "shes mad grimey" what does that mean? thanks<3

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compulsive buying.


Posted Friday February 2 2007, 9:01 pm

basically, i really like buying over the internet. through ebay, or clothing sites, wherever. over the past while my dad's lent me his credit card for no more than minute to enter it at the checkout in online shopping.

that's all fine, but i've memorized the number, and set up a paypal account with it. so whenever i want to buy anything, i can. i get it delivered home, and i arrive home before anyone else, so i get the package, open it, and hide it in my room.

it hasn't been too much, i've bought like four shirts for around fifteen each, and some underwear, but i still feel really bad about all of it.

i don't know what i can do. x x

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Striaght edge and medicine


Posted Friday February 2 2007, 8:50 pm

Okay, I'm straight edge and have been for a while but all of a sudden I realized that medicine such as Advil or Midol or medicine of that sort is a form of legal drug. But straight edge is no drinking, smoking, casual sex and DRUGS.

Do medicine like that count as drugs or not? [Not using it to a degree where it turns illegal but for purpose like a headache or something]

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valintines day


Posted Friday February 2 2007, 8:10 pm

are girls supposed to buy guy anything for valintines day?

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valentines day


Posted Friday February 2 2007, 6:35 pm

okay i have no idea what to get my girlfriend. i want to ask her what she wants but i hear that's not good to just ask her. i need to just get her something she will like. what should i get her?

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MANSLICE


Posted Friday February 2 2007, 6:15 pm

what's a manslice?

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Boobs


Posted Friday February 2 2007, 5:57 pm

On average what age do your boobs really grow? That sounds weird. I was just wondering if there was a certain age in which they grow a lot for most people. Thanks

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2GB


Posted Friday February 2 2007, 5:54 pm

On an MP3 player how many songs will 2gb play?

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