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shopping


Posted Friday November 23 2007, 12:27 pm

besides black friday, when are the best times to go out to get good deals on stuff? like clothes?

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I'm Scared Of The Future


Posted Friday November 23 2007, 9:48 am

This is a really weird question to have advice for but,
i found my self worrying about the future a lot.
And once i start, i can't stop. It's Not the good things im thinking about, its the bad things. I think of having a hudge tsunami ( i am deathly afraid of the ocean) and wiping out where i live.
I think of dying a lot, i think of loosing all of our money.. I mostly think a bout dying and when i go to heaven ( if i go and if there is one) what it will be like and if i will be miserable until i make it there. I think about so many things that i dont need to be worrying about. My mom said to think about the things you can control, not the things you can't.. But its done nothing for me. Please help me, I'm really scared of the future and i dont know how to get over it.

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pajamas with the lamas.


Posted Friday November 23 2007, 12:34 am

okay this is ganna sound pretty gay but whatever. me and my friend have this joke like pajamas with the lamas. and likee it sounds gay but if you were there it was funnyy ass hellll :] kayy so. as a christmas present i wanna get her pajamas with lamas on them. is there any placee where i can get those. or like have any ideass. ?
thankss much. :]

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What is your favorite South Park Episode?


Posted Thursday November 22 2007, 9:30 pm

Out of all the episodes that been aired, which of these would you buy? I want to buy the funniest and the best episodes from South Park; any ideas?
I already have these:
1. Cartman gets an anal probe (p.s. If you haven't seen it, watch it. I love it!)
2. Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride
3. Mecha Striesand
4. Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut
5. Cartman's mom is still a dirty slut
6. Chef's chocolate salty balls

THANKS!

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Pain tolerance


Posted Thursday November 22 2007, 9:15 pm

Is there a way to build your pain tolerance? any method?

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lap dances


Posted Thursday November 22 2007, 7:07 pm

can someone give me like step by step instructions for a good decent lap dance?

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height of mandy moore


Posted Thursday November 22 2007, 6:49 pm

how tall is mandy moore please tell me!!!

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shaving


Posted Thursday November 22 2007, 6:15 pm

when u shave " down there " how long should you wait before shaving again? and do u take short light strokes or what?

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he creeps me OUT; what is your opinion/point-of-view?


Posted Thursday November 22 2007, 3:29 pm

16/f, he's 18/m

okay..um...we talk on MSN and myspace and I see him like every other day.
1. whenever I put up new pictures on myspace...he compliments me...but he doesn't comment them on myspace, he just sends me messages telling me how pretty the pictures are.
2. He tells me I'm hot and pretty and whatever


And here's the biggest "creeping out" factor :

yesterday, he told me that my pictures make him masturbate. WTF. and then it's like

*pause on MSN*
oops, sorry..I'm just *ahem*

WTF and then...he's like..You made me come.

What-the-fuck.

if this happened to you, wouldn't you be creeped out? so, is...

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touching.


Posted Thursday November 22 2007, 3:13 pm

16/f.

I absolutely hate when people touch me. Like, just hugging...I get all weird about it. I hate when my own dad touches me...like slaps my butt playfully. I start getting really scared like he's going to rape me or something. (I don't know why) I'm really insecure about it...and I'm worried that I may never get a boyfriend because of it. When guys put their hands around me...I get FREAKED out...I get all jumpy and start squealing if they poke me or something. I just hate it......I get a wrong feeling from me.

What can I do to change this and is this normal?

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idk what song this is!!


Posted Thursday November 22 2007, 2:13 pm

hey. well i keep hearing this song on the raido, but have yet to figure out what it is! it is a guy singing and these are certain things i could pick out. it goes something like "stop and stare, everyone gets scared" and "do you see what i see". please help!! thanks!

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a code.


Posted Thursday November 22 2007, 12:51 pm

how do you change the fonts on myspace? please hurry! PLEEAASEE!!

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Blackberry Pearl Questions


Posted Thursday November 22 2007, 11:07 am

there's two questions in this-

I logged in to PTT (Push TO Talk) on my phone cause I was curious, i didn't actually want to use it. and now there's this blue dot on my phone and it won't go away! I know it means that I'm not logged in but how do I get rid of it? it's quite annoying.



also-- do i absolutely have to have a media card to download music onto my blackberry?

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whos the artist!/whats the song!


Posted Thursday November 22 2007, 2:42 am

ok for all of you who have seen "because i said so" you've heard this song..
i dont kno who sings it or what its called

its in the scene near the end when milly is teaching old people how to make tuna and then johnny comes in and they start kissing...
it goes dadada something about "this silly game we play...dadalalala WHAT IS LOVE, WHAT IS LOVE

its guy singing and i reaaalllly loove that song
i kno thats probably not even close to enough details but uh PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP!
i loooooooove that song!

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thing you HAVE to sign up for?


Posted Thursday November 22 2007, 1:21 am

i heard that you have to sign up for something when you turn 18, otherwise you go to jail or something, what is it?

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Facebook Friend invite tips


Posted Wednesday November 21 2007, 10:52 pm

I need some tips on adding people.

Such as who to add and who not to add.

What's going over the limit.

Is it ok for me to add some people that I don't really know in real life in Facebook?

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myspace friends


Posted Wednesday November 21 2007, 10:05 pm

last week i clicked on the "new friends" button and there was some guy's profile who ive never met and i never got a request from him, he just showed up in my friends list. then today i looked again and i had some clothing company's myspace in my new friends list. again i didnt get a friend request and even if i did i wouldn't have accepted it. is this some weird hack, do i have to change my password...AGAIN?

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Tattoo


Posted Wednesday November 21 2007, 8:43 pm

I really want a tattoo and I know what I want. I've wanted it for about four years, but my parents say as long as they're paying for my education I can't get one. I'm only 16 so I need their signature if I were to get one. I know the owner of the shop and he's a great guy and tattoo artist and the shop was approved by the health department and everything. I've already checked everything out, and I have the money I need to get it.


But...I still need a parent signature. So I want to sit down my parents and talk to them about it and try to convinve them to let me get it? Any ideas for a sales pitch?

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paid account


Posted Wednesday November 21 2007, 6:28 pm

I bought a paid account like three days ago, and it still hasnt showed up... What should I do?

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Which is cooler?


Posted Wednesday November 21 2007, 6:16 pm

I go to a catholic school and I was wondering which one of these would make me more cooler in the summer so that i won't sweat to death? Golf shirt or blouse?

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