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how many crunches


Posted Saturday January 26 2008, 10:51 am

my sister is 10/f and she has pretty good abs but it just kinda looks weird cause its not complete it just looks un even so what can she do besides eat helthy to get complete abs thanks to anyone who answers this PPPEEEAAACCCCEEE OOOOUUUUTTTTTTT

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ok so i had a dream


Posted Saturday January 26 2008, 10:38 am

i had a dream and in that dream my hair was perfect i loved it i was so disaponted when i woke up this morning but i want to know if any of you know what its call or have a website i can go to so i can see it again so my hair looked like:

I was wearing my hair back in a pony tail (like i always do) but my bangs were diffrent they were all the way down my face and it had it on both sides of my head if you get what im saying

so does anyone know what this is or is it just somthing i dreamed of please help and dont worry if i dont get answers i will just look up hair styles on google thanks if you guys answer PPPEEEAAACCCCEEE OOOUUUTTT

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im a fox ??


Posted Saturday January 26 2008, 2:38 am

what does it mean when a guy says that you are a fox ?

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UFO things...


Posted Saturday January 26 2008, 1:20 am

Hello all! I'm actually an Advicentator (Nova) but I figured I'd get your opinions on this. Recently Stephenville Texas was in the news. Folks there claiming to have witnessed a UFO. Well, we went there last week and we are planning a trip next weekend. My question is, what questions would you ask the local townsfolk? I am going with an unbiased opinion on the subject. I'll post what results I've got (if any) on my message board sometime.
Just in case you missed it, here's Wikipedia's information on Stephenville:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephenville,_Texas

Thanks!

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Teen Social Issues


Posted Saturday January 26 2008, 12:39 am

Okay so we have this project in my 8th grade literacy class about teen social issues. so like everyone took my topics since my teacher called our names alphabetically and we can only have 1 topic per each class so no repeats.. and my name was at the end of the alphabet. next time i'll say to start from the end.. anyways so ideas i had before were to do: abortion, vegetarianism, perfectionism, and yeah etc. dont say like animal rights or something either. im not interested in that. and the problems have to have some kind of resolution since its a research project. and a bounty of info. so give me a lot of ideas of things you know are teen issues i can look up and write a paper on n stuff. thanks a bunch!!! :)

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i recognize this guy..idk how


Posted Friday January 25 2008, 10:27 pm

so this kid at my school recently died =[ i wasnt close to him, but of course its so sad. anyways, he hated this one kid, "joe" and they were major enemies and always beat eachother up. i didnt talk to "joe" either barely. recently, whenever i see "joe" at school, i recognize him so much, kind of like i dreamed of him the past few nights or something. idk if it makes sense, but it just feels like i was just with him, or just saw him recently. could this possibly be that i keep dreaming of him and just cant remember? and also in my dream, i was dating someone and we were having kids, and i kinda think that someone was maybe "joe"? but im not sure. haha any advice is appreciated thanks. 16/f

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keep having dreams that im pregnant!


Posted Friday January 25 2008, 10:22 pm

so i had a dream that i had a baby, in my dream my baby was like 1 or 2 years old i think. i was so happy, even though im only 15, i was ecstatic to have my own baby, he was adorable. which i dont think is true in real life. i love babies and i am excited to have one, but not for a long time. then last night i had a dream that i was pregnant, and super excited again. i have this thing where sometimes what i think about, comes true, honestly. my mom and grandma had it too. like its not like we can tell the future or anything, but lots of times were talking about something or something happens, that i previously dreamed or thought about. does this possibly have anything to do with my pregnant dreams? i am worried it means something will happe...

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my sister is hurt


Posted Friday January 25 2008, 8:43 pm

ok so my 10 year old sister has a 13 year old friend and her friend only talks about what fun she is going to have with her other friends and she never wants to hang out with my sister and she even told her about her birthday party and how much fun its going to be but my sister wasnt invited my sisters friend is always talking about stuff that my sisters isnt invited to it really hurts her feelings what should me or my sister do about it thank you so so so much if anyone takes the time to answer this question PPPEEAAACCCEEE OOUUUTTT

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bending the spine of the book?


Posted Friday January 25 2008, 6:33 pm

What does it mean when someone bends the spine of the book? Is it like when the side of the cover is white and crinkled and there's lines on it from opening the book too wide? Well i think that's what it's called.

I'm borrowing a friend's novel, how can i make sure i dont' ruin it?

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Help!!!


Posted Friday January 25 2008, 5:39 pm

ok well i know i am to old to suck on my finger but i have a question and i am very scared.well i just got done cleaning and i forgot to wash my hands and i have cleaning smell on my hands.and i put my finger in my mouth and i have the taste of cleaning stuff in my mouth.can this kill me???

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Why...?


Posted Friday January 25 2008, 5:20 pm

Ok well this is kinda weird and kinda random but i was wondering why do guys like girls' breasts? i mean whats the big deal? im a girl and i know guys like look at girls' breasts and talk about whos bigger and all that but why? why does it matter? how come they arent dying to see like our stomachs instead? is it just like how guys r brought up? its like in them to like girls' breasts?? thanx so much! haha i will rate for answering my question :]

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what is the point of


Posted Friday January 25 2008, 3:32 pm

ok first of all im in this house school thing its where you get homeschooled at someone eles house and i hate it i can do my work at home what is the point of coming here i dont see a point the only brake you get is a 15 minute lunch and school is for 8 hours and its the same work that you can do at home so why go to a house school its stupid thanks to anyone who cares to answer this question please dont think im an idiot

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i need things to sell


Posted Friday January 25 2008, 3:19 pm

there is a girl in my school who makes these totes and sells them and they sell pretty well. but, i was thinking of selling something because i really need the money. but, i can't think of anything. i don't wanna make jewelry because that wouldn't sell so well. I want to sell something more original, but what? keychains,? like really pretty keychains with crystals.... but how would i go around promoting them?? Because if I make flyers or something and pass them around, it will look too desperate. I want it to look elegant.

any help is appreciated
thank you

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AT&T cell phone plans.


Posted Friday January 25 2008, 2:57 pm

I have a Blackjack, and on AT&T you can have them tell you how many minutes you have left in a text. When i read the text it says how many minutes i have, and then at the bottom it says N&W: Unlimited. What does this mean?

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home made kissable lip gloss recipes


Posted Friday January 25 2008, 12:12 pm

does anyone know how to make a simple home made kissable lip gloss(red or pink in colour)....
please can you give me recipes and how to make it?


please dont give useless answers like "go buy it" or anything... I'm afraid to use commercial lip gloss cos I've heared the ingredients in it darkens the lips....

I'm tryin to meet my guy next week... we've been in a long distance serious relationship.. and its almost 2 years now and we only met once... this time we meet we are planning to french kiss....thats why i need a good home remedy for luscious lip gloss than i can wear while kissing him....

pleas help me...

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how to


Posted Friday January 25 2008, 12:08 pm

okay so it was like 2 months ago and i had a pimple so i put some proxide or w.e on it and it wasnt really working so i rubbed it even harder and now i have like a little scar on my cheek.
its still there, its not big or THAT bad but it bugs me so muchh, concealer covers it but does anyone know what will make it go away ?
its healing pretty good i guess but i want it to go away completely and have perfect skin again :(

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JOBS


Posted Friday January 25 2008, 6:33 am

Does anyone know how much you get paid for "crew jobs" for these:

Mcdonalds
KFC
Pizza Hut

(IN AUSTRALIA)

Thanks so much in advance!

Kronix

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When your sims get sick.


Posted Friday January 25 2008, 1:55 am

Hiya.

Is there a cheat for when your sims get sick you use the cheat and they get better?

If not, what's the easiest way for them to get better? It's really annoying, because the whole family is sick so when one gets better they get sick again because of the family.

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fight club


Posted Thursday January 24 2008, 11:27 pm

Ok. Why is like 90% of the male population completely obsessed with the movie fight club? I mean its a good movie, i like it, but it seems like some people are almost obsessed with it to a point where its just rediculous. answers from anybody but mostly guys appreciated!

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movie


Posted Thursday January 24 2008, 9:32 pm

ok so im making this movie there is going to be 2 13 year olds (one is me) 1 14 year old 1 15 year old 1 12 year old 1 11 year old and 2 10 year olds i just dont know what to do i want somthing that incloudes all uf us i have no idea what the movie should be about can you guys help please please please i need it by march

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