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boobs


Posted Monday April 16 2012, 11:01 am

Hi, i'm 14 and I have size 34b-c size breasts and I really need a boyfriends! I am tanned, slim, clever but all the boys only like me as a friend! How do I make them think otherwise? I also love to dance, sing and act! 14f

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Break up or keep trying?


Posted Monday April 16 2012, 9:42 am

Me and my boyfriend have been together for almost 7 months now. He always shes he loves me, and how much he wants to be with me, but then he goes and hurts me. He always says hes doing one thing (Homework) and then his best friend texts me and says (Connors over with Amy right now!) Amy being someone I'm not on great terms with. She thinks Im no good for Connor.

He does other things too, he always says things that offend me, but I always tell him they offend me, and sometimes he just shrugs whatever it was off and doesn't try to fix it.

What do I do? I dont want to break up with him or anything.. But I guess if I have too.. Then I have too!

All names have been changed in this story.

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Even though hes a player could he be scared of me?


Posted Monday April 16 2012, 1:36 am

there is this guy i like he has reputation for being a player he is very good looking he is very out going and fun to be around and girls throw themselves at him and even though i know about some of the things he done i still like him but im not sure how he feels about me one day he will talk to me hug me kiss me on the cheek but then the next day its like im not even there but almost every time im near him i catch him staring at me. i want to know why he is like this with me but with other girls he seems to have an easier time i mean he could have any girl he wants so why does he act like he scared of me or doesnt want to be around me?

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Try again or move on?


Posted Monday April 16 2012, 1:04 am

I started dating somebody about a year ago. We broke up for a month, got back together for a month, broke up for three. during the last breakup i started talking to another guy, who used to be my ex's close friend. my ex then told me he wanted to get back together. i was entirely honest with both individuals about the situation, and now i can't decide what to do. on one hand, my ex never did anything for me. does not hold meaningful conversation with me, try to make me happy, tell me he cares or anything along those lines. at first things are great and then essentially i feel like his good friend with benefits, so i dont know why i care so much. the other guy though, goes out of his way to make me happy, asks me about my day, can tell if so...

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Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 10:41 pm

I'm 21 now and I like someone who is 18. I work with them and i went to school with them. But now,we both don't talk to each other. He ignores my texts and messages on facebook and he blocked me on there.He pretends he isn't gay sometimes. but alot of people don't know.But i only say something to him if he needs something. But that's it. He tells everyone i want him and he says everytime i walk by him i always look at him. Which i don't. How can i talk to him alone? without him flipping off or something.

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If he likes me why doesn't he acknowledge me in the hallway?


Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 10:38 pm

this guy talks to me in class and stuff and I feel like he has a crush on me there, because of his body language and many other things I've picked up from "signs a teen guy likes you" sites. like he tries to get my attention a lot by saying random things, and acts goofy and etc, but is a lot more reserved with others. i feel like the sexual tension could be cut with a knife, but we don't address anything. but when we cross paths in the hallway it's like he doesn't even notice me, or purposely doesn't look at me? once i happened to walk right in front of him and then he looked at me like he was surprised to see me, even though there's few people passing in that hallway, and earlier we used to make brief eye contact (before I liked ...

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What does it mean when a guy tries to make a girl laugh a lot?


Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 10:30 pm

it's like he's always trying to make me smile or laugh, by joking around or just acting silly in general around me. we have the same sense of humor so i usually respond this way, or if he makes some random noise or something I'll be like "what?" and just giggle. he does a lot of random things like that and he doesn't say why. i'm confused!

i've never seen him act this extroverted towards anyone else before. sometimes he teases me over nothing, too. we sit next to each other in class and often when it's quiet i feel like there's this awkward tension between us, but idk if it's just me, since i have a huge crush on him. but we've never addressed our feelings towards each other. i don't know him that well. we're both t...

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Current boyfriend is getting "bored"


Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 10:29 pm

Hello, so I've been with the same guy for only about 3-4 months. In the beginning, I didnt want to date him, I just basically hung out with him a lot and liked him a little.He was extremely obsessed with me and I just didnt like that. As soon as I finally gave in and decided to date him, things started to change. We began hanging out a lot (maybe too much) and he didn't seem as happy to be with me. I asked him about it and he basically said that he just isn't as excited to be with me as he used too and that he used to like me so much more. This hurt me so much because I finally started to really like him. He made it seem like the only reason he doesn't like me as much is because we are ALWAYS with eachother. I want to start giving him space...

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Feeling small and stupid


Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 10:26 pm

Me: 16/Female, Junior. Him: 18/Male,Senior. So this guy, we’ve been best friends for three years. Literally. Best friends. I could go on for pages and pages and pages and pages about our friendship, how much it means to me, how much its helped me through so many tough times, how he’s basically my rock yadayadayada. I can’t go on about it, but you got to get it in your head that this kid means SO MUCH to me.
And that’s also kind of the problem. He means so much to me. He means so much to me, and as of recently, we started hooking up. I know, BAD IDEA. Please don’t lecture me. We hook up, friends with benefits kinda thing, and we try not to let anyone know about it.
That’s not really the main problem though. The com...

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He is too shy! I'm pretty sure he likes me but how can I get him to not be so shy?


Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 5:30 pm

Okay so there is this guy in my chemistry and gym class. He is sort of nerdy and shy so in the beginning of the school year it alittle hard to talk to him but then he became my lab partner so we talk more. So I've notice that we talk more now and his gotten less shy with me. For example we were on gym and we were playing wiffel ball and every time he was at the base i was covering he would say "Hi Jennefer" which his never done before. But his still super shy and since we sit together in class we sometimes talk and laugh. I'm pretty sure he likes me but how can I get him to not be so shy?

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I made a mistake, what should I do?


Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 3:49 pm

My ex-boyfriend and I ended our relationship about a few months ago. It was due to a misunderstanding. Here's the story... about a year ago, I found out that I would have to eventually relocate to a new city with my family about four hours away from where I live now. Now my family lives there and I have stayed back to finish up my years of undergrad left. I have now decided to transfer with two more years left to go. I used to spend vacation time, like winter, etc, with my family at their new residence. When I was there, I forgot about everything down where I was staying because I was close with my family again. I am a family-oriented person and living away from them was very hard for me. During winter break of last year, was the time we st...

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How to break up with him?


Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 2:40 pm

Female/17

Well, we have been together for almost 2 years but we have been fighting for 6,7 months. There were lost of reasons. He was jealous (but I didn't do anything - I didn't betray him or sth), I was jealous (but he was writing with a girl who fell in love with him). I broke up with him in December because I wasn't sure about me feelings but we got back togheter after 2 weeks.

Then he was jealous about every boy I knew. He didn't want me to have any friends, didn't want me to go to the parties. For 4 months it has been horrible. We fight almost everyday. He complain about everything! That I don't text him in the morning, that it takes me long to reply his messages, that my friends are better people etc. Fe...

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Love note?!


Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 2:30 pm

Female - age range: 10-15
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Ok, so this guy(Let's call him Jim) and I(Let's call me Miranda) and we sit next to each other. Well, Jim just came into the classroom and sat down. He showed me a note that said "I love you" on it. I thought somebody just wrote it and put it on his desk and so I said "Who wrote that?" and he kinda thought for a moment and said "I... Don't know..." and then I kinda thought HE wrote it.

Was he trying to say he loved me? I love someone (i'm not dating that guy ._. ) and Jim doesn't date, I think. I've never seen him date anyone. He also gave me a nickname "Cookie"....

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Why do I feel this way about him?


Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 12:37 pm

Ok so I recently broke up with my boyfriend a couple days ago and I feel guilt. I broke up with him because he didnt let me have any "me" time or time with my friends and I felt like he isolated me from everyone but him. I told him I only want to be friends and he has a bit of some anger issues and hacked my facebook accound before I was able to change the password and messaged my dad from my account and told him that we made out. Im 13/f and he's 14. I had alot of explaining that night when my dad called from Florida. Now, he and I talk a bit like friends, but I still like him alot. He says he still likes me alot too. I dont want to go back to him because I dont want people to think that I rely on him to live my life, which isnt ...

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He Doesn't Seem Very Thoughtful


Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 12:17 pm

My boyfriend called on Friday night. I thought, "Cool, he wants to see me." He really just wanted to use my computer to order motorcycle parts, and he left right after he was done ordering them. But before he left he asked if I'd like to do a club bicycle ride with him the next day (Saturday). But there's no way I could because that club consists of hardcore bicycle racers who go really fast, and I'm not fast enough. So he went without me ... and I'm okay with that.

Late that afternoon after his ride, he called me. I thought "Cool, he wants so see me." He really just wanted to use my computer to order more motorcycle parts. He came over, used it, and then had to leave right after because he had a m...

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He is trying to force sex on me. Should I leave him?


Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 11:53 am

27f from south africa I'm a christian lady and recently I met this guy in church and we been hanging out so now he tells me he likes and wants me to be his gf but I told him that since we are christians ther wil be no sexual activity in the relationship.now the problem is each time I go to his house he wants to start touching me he even tried to force him self on me and wen I threaten to end the relationship he tells me that he loves me .should I leave him or what?coz having sex befor marriage gose against ma beleaves

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Am I being paranoid?


Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 2:49 am

My boyfriend and I have been together for quiet a while now. The last time he ignored my calls during the weekend was because he had gone to a party. Lucky me he answered without knowing so I was able to hear it. I don't mind him going to parties at all and he knows that. Last night he couldn't answer his phone once again, and he said it died and I understood. Turned out that he was with his friends bowling and working out. He said he couldn't call me from his friend's phone because I have a new number that is not the same area code as where we live so it's much harder to memorize. I let that go cuz it seemed understandable to me. Tonight He insisted I call him during my work break. I did so, and got nothing. It seemed as if his phone had b...

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My crush...?


Posted Sunday April 15 2012, 12:37 am

Ok so my crush is SO awesome! Heres the deal... We were forced partners in a class for about two weeks or so and i pretend not to like him because he is nerdy and so we were talking and we really had fun just talking. After that he really didnt even notice me at all, but I DID. anyway, acouple of days ago he said something like is there a differencw between star wars and star trek... And he asked me and i said yes... Blah blah blah. Then a couple of days later he was talking very brifly about his HW and i was talkin to him too... THEN at lunch a couple of days later he was talking to me agian, but still just a sentece or two. I think he friendzoned me :( how do i get outta the friendzone and get him to ask me out? We are both 12, btw.. ANSWERS PLEASE?!?

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Nicknames


Posted Saturday April 14 2012, 5:18 pm

Nicknames for your girlfriend

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to commit suside


Posted Saturday April 14 2012, 4:29 pm

to commit suside i don't want to live please tell
the painless methods

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