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OK my boyfriend just dumped me yesterday and eh used the line, "I love you, but i don't want a girlfriend right now." Has anyone gotten that one before? If any boys see this what does it actually mean? is it just a nice way to dump me becuase how can you *love* someone but not wanan go out with them? (link)

Quote: "I love you, but i don't want a girlfriend right now."

Translation of quote:Your ugly, stupid and self-absorbed, i dont want to fuck you anymore".

Hope i helped!


I just bought this really cute long sleeved, navy blue, button down shirt. It's adorable... but I do not know what pants to wear with it. I was thinking jeans, but then I thought that might be too much blue/ too dark. What would be the best color pants to wear with the shirt (I don't have khaki's). Thanks! (link)
No one cares you stupid dumb slut! Go crawl back into the the poor box where you got the shirt and i gurantee you'll find something! =) hope i helped whore..rate high!


I need to talk to my friend about something serioud but everytime i mention it, he changes the subject or doesnt answer or signs off aim. What should I do so I can get the message across that we really need to talk and its serious? (link)
Tell him you have AIDS so he'll feel bad...and then when you realy do find out you have AIDS...well then i guess your screwed hahaha!! rate me high, thanx =)


There's this kid in one of my classes who's obsessed with me. I have never talked to him before this all happenened. He got my screen name from one of my friends, and he's always talking to me. He says he likes me alot, and the truth is, I dont know him and I don't like him. I just want him to leave me alone. Everytime he comes on, I put an away message up, but he still talks to me! He's like, tell me when you get back. What am I supposed to say to him?? I just want him to leave me alone, he's starting to creep me out! (link)
ok...im in the same exact situation right now...how ironic, this world is filled with such morons that realy dont know how to take a hint. But to answer your question, you should try and turn him off. Ask him if he wants to see a realy hot pic of a girl and when he says "who you" just be like no my cuz...lmao..thats wut i did about 10 minutes ago. Then sent him pictures of one of the hottest guys ive ever seen..lol. Then he started askin dumb questions and i was like ok im not talking to you nemore and then i blocked him. He tried other screen names and i just kept blocking his ass. Then he imed me on another sn and i was pretending he was some other guy and i named a bunch of different people (guy names). Thats one way you can handle it. ( by the way he got mad and i was like realy then who is this and he was like this is the guy who should have never bothered you"- see it works even though its cruel lmao) Or you can also embarass yourself and tell him all sorts of weird things. It will be fun experience for you and a sad one for him but if you realy want himto stop then thats the way to take care of it...hope i helped, im me on xselenebeenx on aim..plzz rate =)


hey advicenators! ok heres my story: me and my boyfriend have been going out since new years eve, and we see each other at school and hang out on the weekends, and talk at night, but it doesnt seem to me like we are going out! its basically like hes my friend, except we hug before we leave. how can i make it more like hes my boyfriend, and less like one of my friends? thanks guys! (link)
your dumb...die bitch


hey. i like this guy...but he likes my good friend. its kinda hard to see him flirt with her bcuz i like he so much. what should i do? (link)
you should just stay away from him becuase he likes your friend..and you never know your friend could like him to and you shouldnt mess things up for her. Just dont be around him and your friend while there together because you know hes gonna flirt with her.


ive become really depressed lately..bc of my weight...im five feet tall and i weigh 135. i dont think im fat but then again i dont know...i have big boobs and a butt..so that sometimes gets mistaken for fat also and makes me look bigger...can someone plz tell me how to get rid of all this weight? i dont have a gym memebership so i cant work out...any suggestions?? (link)
im the same exact way. im 5'4 and i weigh 124-130 lbs. i gain weight so fast. do situps or yoga in your room and that will get u toned. i gurantee in a month if you do 3 sets of 20 sit-ups a night your stomach will be toned. if you have big boobs and a big ass thats probably where alot of the weight is comming from but remember this* guys like big boobs and a girl with a big ass lol...hope i helped xox selne


just wondering... met a great guy on match.com, we've been dating for almost 11 months... but he still has his ad up there! what's the deal with that? a male ego thing? He said no he's not looking for another girlfriend, and gave me a beautiful diamond necklace for christmas. he's 35 I'm 39. tell me how to get what I want, just a steady boyfriend without all the wondering. I'm too old for this high school crap. (link)
maybe he just forgot the fact that he still had it on and hasnt been on the site since hes met you. if hes givin you a dimond necklace he sounds pretty comitted to me..but then again you never know. But still, just tell him you dont apreiciate the add is still up and if he doesnt take it down then things are gonna change between the two of you. just say something like that if hes being stubbornate about taking it off. hope i helped even though im giving advice to someone who could be my mother lol! - selene


OK my best friend went out with this boy four about a month, and he broke up wid her....well now hes asking me to go out wid him and i really like him and he really likes me. But, i dont kno wut to do.... I mean she says its ok if i go out with him becuz hes been askin me everyday if i will but i keep saying i dont kno. If she says its ok should i?¿ PLz help me...... i RATE very well....
~*~Confuzed~*~~ (link)
That was a good thing that you asked your friend before saying yes to the guy. Even though your best friend will be hurting, i think you should definatley go for it becuase if he keeps asking you out every day then i think he realy likes you, and your best friend did say it was all right/ if you do go out with him those hers a helpful hint* dont parade him around in front of your best friend and try not to hook up with him in front of her. you dont want to make her feel as bad as shes probably feeling right now.* hope i helped...selene


some guy told me i turned him on :-P wut does that mean? (link)
you made him horney, and he hot a hard on


is riddin horses hard? i wanna start but im real scared of jumpin....how high have you gone?? (link)
riding horses is no scary at al im me to talk about it xselenebeenx


im designing a sweatshirt and i love horses and it is gonna have a horse saying on it.. any ideas... it needs to be kinda short
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i really like save a horse and ride a cowboy and also ride em hard and put em back wet* those are the best :)


Ok, my armpits are so sweaty. Like after church, I took off my polo and there was sweat all over it. It's so gross and I'm afraid people will like make fun of me. Especially because I wear tight shirts. Anybody know how to stop this. I'm a female and use anti-persperant deodorant. It keeps the smell gone but not the sweat. The brand is Secret. Help! Thanks and I rate. (link)
use certain dry which u can find at ekerd
its like his medicated deoderant that u put on at night just for that purpose and it really really works. selene*


Im going to Las Vegas in April..has anyone been there and seen some good magic shows or something entertaining for 13/14 yr olds? (link)
vegas isnt for 13/14 yr olds


In my house, all I have is a small stand-up shower (no tub!). It sucks. So that makes it more difficult to shave my legs. I tried shaving out of the shower using the sink with a towel on the floor to catch loose water...but it takes forever! Does anybody have any ideas to make it quicker? Or anything I can do? Thanks (link)
your a fuccin weirdo


I've heard many times the "You'll know when you're ready" line. I was wondering, HOW do you know when you're ready to lose your virginity?

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when u doont have to ask


This might be a stupid question, but does it hurt to have sex? Do you bleed?

just wondering (link)
it does hurt the first time you have sex...and you will bleed because that thin layer os skin is being broken bue if you keep doing it and you tell your man to do it slow, then it wont hurt that mcuh after a while... hope i helped...selene*


hey. i hope that you can help me. one of my best friends and i have been in an on-going fight for more than 2 weeks. ive been apologizing, and it doesnt seem to be changing anything. she always finds a reason to be mad at me. idk whats going on. shes been spreading rumors about me, too. and threatened to have people jump me! weve been best friends for almost 9 years. should i just forget that she ever existed, or should i keep begging for her forgiveness?
*Katie (link)
Hey..im actually in a similar position ...you should definatley stop appoligizing because i tried the same thing and it didnt work. What you should do now that shes having people threatening to jump you is go up to the bitch and curse her ass out. Tell her what you think of her. Playing mr. nice isnt going to get u anywhere. Tell her to stop disrespecting you liby spreading immature rumors about you. Make sure you stick your ground and if she swings at you grab the bitch by the hair and keep punching her in her face. Then i gurantee shell stop spreading shit around about you. I know exactly how you feel and if you need to talk im me at xselenebeenx..maybe we can share advcice on that! Hope i helped!

*selene


im 15 and well honstly ive only made out with 3 guys, and thats all ive ever sexually done... ive never "masterbated" whatever that means or anything like that but my bf keeps trying to finger me and stuff! if i let him do it..is it gonna hurt? can my "cherry" pop? is it gonna feel really bad? and if i let him do it will i be labled a slut? (me and my bf have been together 10-11 months now) anything? (link)
If you and your boyfriend have been together for almost 11 months now..and you really feel ready than why not give it a shot. Your cherry can only pop if he fingers you really hard. if you dont want your cherry to pop, then just tell him to be gentle, and if he is than i gurantee it wont hurt. It wont feel really bad.. it will just be a new experience for you. It will take a few times getting used to though. You wont be labled a slut if you and your bf have a mature and comitted relationship and you tell him to keep your love life between the two of you! If your not ready to take your relationship to this level, than let him know. You should only do these things when you feel really READY! i hope i helped...

xselenebeenx


well my boyfriend of 5 months has been acting weird..for the past 3 days he hasnt been calling me, or asking to hangout or nothing...and everytime i call him he says hell call me back...and does in like 5 hours...but yestreday we were supposed to hangout and i called hmi at 1 and he said he was gonna take a shower and hed call me back...and he never did =(....ive talked to him about it upsetting me when he doesnt call me back for like 5 hours..but this time he didnt call back at all...i usually go to his house every wednesday....should i go this wednesday if he calls and apologizes? how do i act on the phone if he calls tonight? do i yell at him, be quiet, or act sad?? HELP...i dont know what to do im really upset about it though because my boyfriend means the world to me i love him so much im even listenin to sad music like mockingbird by eminem.....thx.oh ya i dont think hes mad at me or anything....i saw him the day before all this started happening and everything was great..


btw...16/f (link)
dont act like your desperate. make it seem like you could give two shits. i know it hurts inside but dont let the bitch see that, and on wednsday you should consider hanging out with one of the girls instead..maybe even consider looking for a new boyfriend. If he isnt calling you back untill hours later..its probably because he wants the realtionship to end. Toughen up and be a bitch..break up with him before he has the first chance to do it. Good Luck




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