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I need help! Ok, so I like this guy, and my friend heard him talkin about me, so she turns around and shes like, "what about her?" and hes like "oh, i think she's really pretty" and then shes like "aww do u like her" and he started blushing and hes like .. "yea.." thats sounds good and all but today in math class this kid found out i like him and he was like u like him and he was like shouting it, and even though the guy i like was smiliing.. we never talk anymore and i dont know what to do !! its sounds gay lol but it's frustrating! help!

start talking to him again!,. go for it.. if he actually admitts that he likes you too.. especially to your bffl!.. youve got quit a catch!! :)

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ok im a boy but i wanna be a girl so i cut my penis off now it hurts really bad and i dont want to tell my mom or dad what do u think i should do

i wouldnt tell anybody!.. i would get that shit checked out by a doc!.. man.. or woman.. whichever you perfer.. youre in deep shit! lmao!

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im 16 i got a small penis and small balls what should i do

well.. thats just how you are i quess... hopefully youll grow more.. lmao..

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I really need your help on this one..im 15 and im a girl...i'm dying here. I don't know what to do. I've been going out with my boyfriend for a very long time..for about a year now ...and i'm really scared..i mean i love him and all but i dont no if i'm ready to give myself to him..he wants to have sex and so do i ..but i'm scared to do it..i dont know what my friends would say about that if i told them..im really confused..i mean we would use protection but im afraid its going to be broken or break!!! im afraid of the consequences that would come with it , but i really love him. I trust him very much and i cant stand not being around him. He makes me feel so good about myself when im feeling down.help me i really need to no what you would do in my situation..its not like hes forcing me to do anything but the subject has come up ..
please give me some advice! Thanks a bunch!

okay here we go... if you REALLY dnt want to do it.. then dont.. respect yourself.. if you feel consensual about it.. then i quess its okay.. even if youre only 15.. protection wise.. the condom most likely wont break.. USE A condom though.. to fight off stds.. i might even consider getting him checkded out.. just incase! .. this is a decision youll have to find out foryouself.. good luck.. ;)

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How come your hair is like that Lisa? (serious question) sorry if you take it offesively...I think your really pretty

.. exactly like what?.. well its curly b/c.. thats the hair i was born with.. and its half straight b/c. .. in the beginning of last yr. i got it chemically straightened.. and it has to grow out.. like hair dye does.. itll all be curly by next yr.. :).. and no... i dont take it offensively.. most pple ask

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im 14 im a male very tall and sexy but im starting to grow boobs they get bigger and bigger every 4-5 weeks what SHOULD I DO......................

thanks for your help..

.. Try to get a diet going on.. and work out.. those boobs can turn into very hot pecs! ;)..
Watch what you eat.. and try to eat healthier things..

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what are the chances of a condom having a hole in it?? i had sex with my boyfriend and i know it didnt break cuz i know what that feels like....and nothing has ever happened before.....but like im worried for some reason.....

how old are you first of all? lol..

second of all.. if its new.. there shouldnt be a whole.. unless its EXTREMELY old.. check for wholes before he or you puts it on.. other wise.. use different ways to not get pregnant

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I've been doing sit-ups for about a month and a half now basically everyday ( i do 3- sets of 35). My stomach isn't getting any tighter and i still can't see any abs at all, its just kinda pudgy. Any advice on differant ways to get an amazing set of abs? thanks for your time.

try different kinds of sit ups..
-legs straight up -legs up and out to side - bicycle*-siccors

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i want to lose 10 lbs in 3 months cuz on my bday i am geting money adn i want to buy clothes but i want to look cute in them i am 118 and i waer size 5 but i am not satisified.oh i am short i am like 5'3 ish.. My question for you is this: A) is that unrealistic? B) anyideas on how i could do that?

thanks a bunch

10 lbs.. in 3 monthes?.. you could lose 30 if you really wanted to.. crunches and lunges all the way.. walking.. NOT running.. itll just gain muscle.. which'll add more weight..

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Can you lose weight by doing yoga?I heard it was only for your flexibility but someone else told me you could lose weight from it?Thanks!

Yes, its control of the body.. and muscles.. youre gaining muscle

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okay i was on a antiobitioic for a sinus infection, and its a form of penecilin, and i had these HUGE absolutley huge hives all over me, they were disgusting, i was wondering what exactly are hives?

Hives are .. bump like things that form.. when you are extremely allergic to something..i had it once.. you can keep throwing up for days.. NON-STOP.. go to the doctor.. theyll do tests on you to find out what ti is.

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my son age 9 has had knee pain,where he can not straighten leg for 4 to 5 days.first it was down the front of his leg and muscle at back as well as his knee.now it is under his knee cap. he cant walk properly and it is constantly there.can anyone help me with what might be the cause.he says he hasnt banged it or hurt it.he does suffer from growing pains.should his knee still be hurting after 4 days where he cannot walk prop.

What are you waiting for lady!!.. BRING YOUR SON TO A DOCTOR.. The only reason knees should hutr THAT bad.. is if....... theyre in crucial sports.. and have been doing it for a long ass time.. youre son may have very bad problems with his knees now..

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Ok. My cat Zoey will not stop pooping on the floor! She has a litter box and all she does is poop on the floor right next to it. She's not a baby, shes almost 4 yrs. old and she's always used the litter box fine, just recently she has started doing this, her litter box is clean because i clean it at least once every two days and i dont know what to do with her anymore, she has done this at least 10 times. I know that like putting their nose in it and saying no works on dogs but does it work od cats? Please if anyone knows anything i can do then tell me! Thanks in advance!

Okay.. go to the vet.. they know what to do! you should have done this a LONG time ago!.. try to chagne the cat litter more.. they hate messy pottys.. just like us!

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i usually do pretty well in school, but i am a really bad test taker. even if know the stuff, the second a test is put in front of me, my mind blanks. i don't know what to do because my test grades are bringing down my averages...especially bio. do any of u have any tricks for taking tests? if u do please please tell me...thank you so much

okay. study a lot a lot! especially for bio.. thats my bad subject for tests too!.. go over notes. ASK what the test is on.. write it down.. review.. study.. studdy sstudy.. *** oh and when youre taking the test.. and youre having trouble.. look to the top right corner.. .. it helps*

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I have a friend, sarah, and she has a boyfriend, john that I'm good friends with. Suddenly though, shes using me because her parents wont let her see john! i became some sort of lifeline, i call and she tells me what to say to john, she can be demanding, and im so f'ing sick of her shit. Should i ditch her? and also, i'm one of her only friends, people talk abotu her behind her back and stuff. keep her or lose her? any tips on making new friends? also, i dont want to end my friendship with john, he hanst doen anything wrong, but im sick of being used by sarah

thank you in advance, I'll rate you all

~Allysa

That isnt a very good friendship.. being used?.. dump her ass right now.. eventually youll get back together.. john wont be mad at you hell understand.. but boy does sarah need a reality check.. youre not her lil pet.. got it?

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I really need some advice :(.... I'm trying so hard to get over my X boyfriend that i had for 9 months, and he was my first love but every1 says i need to move on. So i have a new boyfriend but i don't know if i can give my heart to my new boyfriend because im still stuck on my X... but it doesnt work out with him so its so hard!! ... please help :`(

Give youreself time.. dont rush into things just b/c of what youre friends say.. your friends are your friends because theyre there for you.. not because they antaganize you.. remember*.. follow your

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I really really like this guy at my school and well all my friends know n i think he does too but I'm not sure. He knows cuz my friends asked him if he would ever consider going out with me and he said no. And i told tht to my friend whoz a guy n he said hez not gonna say yes 2 ur friends even if he did like u...but i have this guys phone number n s/n(he hasn't been on since last year). but i am really really scared to call n plus i would feel strange...but what can i do to try to get him to like me atleast as a friend?

DONT BUG HIM! if he likes you.. then hell like you.. try giving him a call, but dont call him non-stop.. they def. dont like clingy girls.. if your friends did that to you.. i would ask them why they would.. especially if you ddint want them to.. be sweet.. and nice.. and dont act stupid either..

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ok so i really like this guy.. i dont think he feels the same way.. and i think that my friends are getting anger with me talking about him all the time. I can't help it. i get really jelous and i try to convice to myself that i dont like him.. i know that i do ..

should i tell him how i feel , bc i dont think that im strong enough to make that much of a fool out of myself?

First off, if your friends dont understand how you feel or if they are getting angry with you over it.. talk to them about it.. tell them how he means to you.. theyll understand if they are true friends...

second off.. i would say flirt with him.. ask him who he likes. and when he asks you back.. tell him.. that you like him.. you dont want to lose him?.. at least give yourself a chance.. i would tell him!

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